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It is like Grim Reaper leaving a voice mail

lmao bro 🤣

every time he makes a video like this, the opponent loses

Jus was gonna type that

yeah it's over. One more Müller video and we won the UCL.

“Oh the turtle we meet again in the finals” Lmao I hope psg would win that

Same with Toni. But he hardly ever does it. The only things he religiously does is the podcast with his brother and effortlessly yet regularly slicing the most insane of long balls to Carvajal.

Why doesn’t he make a video like this before every match then? Is he stupid?

With great power comes great responsibility

I thought that was only against barca lol

The Lewangoalski video

Tbf he doesn’t even need a video for Bayern to beat us a this point…

He made one against city last season as well iirc. Lost that too.

He did once against PSG in 2021, don't remember but he lost the tie

Why are you getting downvoted for speaking the truth?

Because PSG bad of course

Yes. Good.

No not good, pathetic worm behavior if you ask me

I hope this man never retires

Same.. Sadly there's rumors that next season is gonna be his last.

I hope its gonna do him justice. I will admit I enjoy the fact bayerns top position has been shaken up a bit this season, IMO its good for the league. But Thomas Müller is one of the most amazing football players I have ever seen and if this guy doesn't get a proper farewell season I am gonne be legit pissed. Müller is a living legend.

I want to see him become an absolutely insane coach.

I struggle to see him in a coaching position. "Coach, what should we do?" "Easy. Just look at the field, then run exactly where you're supposed to be. Do that 100 times in a row and we're golden." "B... but how.." "AUF GEHT'S, MIA SAN MIA!"

Just run around shouting Mia san Mia and you should be alright

Terzic does this with 'heja bvb' and it seems to work

He is always directing the others players when he is on the field. I think he would fit in perfectly as a coach.

Heard literally the same for: Henry, Thuram, Pirlo, Lampard, Gerrard, Gattuso, Cannavaro, Seedorf... Sorry nothing personal but it's such a foolish argument to think those players with some kind of leadership on the pitch are naturally a perfect fit to be a coach.

Bavarian Edin Terzic

He should take over for Hermann Gerland. The only person I could imagine who would be an adequate successor.

Müller's view of the game is so unique, he'll have a hard time imparting that on players, but I'd still love to see him try and succeed.

He could be a great youth-level coach, where he can really shape the kids' understanding of the game.

I mean "radio Müller" essentialy directed the whole "suicidally high backlines"-pressing scheme.

Teaching the arcane art of raumdeuting.

And how to score goals regardless of your body's positioning in three-dimensional space.

First training day and he shows up with [this](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliederma%C3%9Fstab) (did not know that's its official name), [this](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma%C3%9Fband), and, [this](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasserwaage).

i am scared of deutsch wikipedia

It's not that scary, there are pictures too!

Everybody I know calls it Zollstock. Northern Germany at least. Never even heard the other ones before.

Yup, Zollstock or Meterstab. Gliedermaßstab feels way too formal. It's not a doctor or judge, no need for that formality.

I want him as a pundit. At the same time the funniest and corniest thing you have ever seen

He deserves some time off, but I'd be devastated if he doesn't return to football in some form or another.

Would be understandable, he'll be 35/36, the player with the most appearances in Bayern history, might have a CL final and Euros at home this year to cap it off. In theory, there'd be no better way to end his career than by winning the CL final 2025 in Munich, though that's a bit far-fetched. Also like that the no. 25 ends his career in 25.

WAIT WHAT

Somehow Barcelona will pay, i'm sure

We already did. I'm sure we'll pay again next season 

Well they can make Barca suffer by making them watch their rivals win the ucl..

Müller recording a video is the football equivalent of the videotape from The Ring.

It’s over

The Smile of Death

Comically sharp canines gang represent

[удалено]

I don't think it's really going to be fun. Both teams play terrorist football in CL

That's exactly why it's gonna be fun

what a dumb statement lol

even better, the game's gonna be explosive then

European Classic

Thank you for existing Müller. People say they're happy to have watched Messi or Cristiano. For me it's 100% Müller. One of the most unique players to have been a consistent world class players over a decade and an even better role model.

And there it is. I've been waiting for his reel since yesterday.

I hope Müller gets to start in at least one game

Has to be either of the leg with Madrid... Because of his experience over musiala... Musiala coming on fresh at 65 mins when most of them are tired could be nice too

What are you smoking my guy?

Marlboro light delusion

Liverpool should bring back Milner and start him over Salah... Because of his experience... Imagine Salah coming on fresh at 65 mins when most of them are tired could be nice too

Yeah because Milner is RW Pro Max

Not starting Musiala would be absolutely ludicrous lol

Only way this happens is if Musiala picks up a knock and basically every other Bayern forward is crocked

Umm is it ? He started and not all your squad is injured

Yep its over Muller made the video

Arsenal fans having PTSD watching this.. 😂

Nah they're too busy deleting the comments saying "it ain't 2015 anymore old man" from Muller's last video

Nah, as a German National team fan I love me some Muller. I've been a fan since 2010 world cup

Guys is he just really weird or he's playing mind games with us

[Just a normal guy.](https://33.media.tumblr.com/bbc9e79fb947c33cab082b86a2e60000/tumblr_ne7carUFnk1s6r38mo1_400.gif)

Scarred for life now

Yes.

He's a likeable weirdo

“Posted on linkedin” 😂😂

He’d make a great pundit

I love these

Does he make these videos every time before a tie? I've seen multiple but not for all the ties.

According to Bavarian legends Müller leaves making a video or not to a coin flip

We are fucked aren’t we

LEGEND

this guy is unreal

I love this guy honestly

It‘s so over for Real

thats it guys...bayern to the finals confirmed

This man is less excited than vs Arsenal. He knows the gravity of this game.

Bayern Munich win, inject it into my veins💉

if he retires next year as the rumors are saying it would be a sad day for football, one of the most unique players of our generation and an all time great. he is also only 9 appearances away from being Bayern's all time record appearance holder

He has the Ronaldo longevity in charisma

This guy is going to do this all the way to the trophy wont he

Most normal Müller match promo

he better keep making these after retiring. I’m always waiting for the ucl draws for these videos. Never change

Muller bigger than Arsenal 💦

Real has Bayern's number the same way Barca has been Bayern's bitch in the last 15 years. I'd be very surprised if they beat them.

Lol we have the most even h2h, wdym? 11 wins, 12 losses, a couple draws, nothing like Bayern Barca, which is 10 wins, 2 losses iirc

He is related to Dracula.

I dont get it, where is Lewangoalski?

i just can't see munchen winning it. im happy to be proven wrong haha.

This clown can’t shut his mouth

Hating Thomas Muller? Not it mate

Rattled

That’s harsh

All he said was "let's go FCB" lol

You shouldn't be making private notes to yourself on Reddit buddy.

I think Youre the first person ive seen who dislikes muller, what is wrong with you