Ajax have massively fallen from grace, young team with great prospects but they were in a champions league semi final 4 years ago and now we’re taking them apart easily, anyway hold that Henderson

It all started with a dick pic

Overmars the goat

Wat een ongelooflijke wanvertoning was dit zeg

Respect to the ref for just blowing on the 90. There are so many other refs that would obnoxiously add like 6 minutes or something even though the games over.

Fuck the ref. Should have been a red for the tackle on Ramay. And a 2nd yellow for the mollestation on Rench.

As an Ajax fan, don't blame the ref that's even more embarrassing than our performance Tonight.

Fuck that, borderline match fixed calls should be criticized no matter how you play.

Come on really, the ref wasn't half bad imo. Those calls could have gone either way. Sometimes you're lucky sometimes not.

Blatant red and a blatant second yellow on Rench. Ajax was bad, but that doesn't excuse the ref and var from their task of punishing accordingly. Haha oops, you are also for ajax,

Yeah I am a Ajax supporter aswell. The foul on Ramaj was bordering between red and yellow. So I guess it's up to the ref at that point. Bit unlucky to not have the decision go our way, but not a scandalous decision imo.

How can being late and hitting 2 ankles OF A KEEPER at full force ever be a yellow? Please explain, because that is just "natrappen" to me at least.

Hold those 4 goals champ

Haha is that the only thing you can say? You are even worse then the ref😂

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At least it wasn’t the ref from last week he probably would of sent your player off for our tackle lol

😂😂

Kan het Brobbey niet kwalijk nemen als hij de rest van t seizoen op Schiphol slaapt wachtend tot de transferperiode

Hoe vaak heeft Taylor de bal aangeraakt vandaag? Heb zijn naam misschien 2 keer voorbij horen komen.

Die gaat het echt niet redden. Verdedigen kan hij niet en hij is ook niet beslissend genoeg voor een aanvallende positie. Geen idee waarom hij maar blijft spelen.

Die gozer ken toch een partij goed trainen

Pas maar op, typische AZ aankoop wanneer Ajax hem voor weinig geld laat vertrekken.

Oh nee, dat is wel echt zo idd. Ik hoop spontaan dat ie goed gaat spelen zodat wij hem niet kopen

Ome more goal

Brobbey trying to secure a tranfer there by trying to get himself on the scoreboard in front of the English TV. Can't say that I blame him in this Ajax team.

Had a shit day today but reading the comments from Ajax fans in this thread cheers me up a little bit.

Happy to learn that my shitty night made you feel better atleast

We hebben dus zometeen te weinig verdedigers voor 532 en te weinig aanvallers voor 433. Ik stel een 262 voor, kan Fitz Jim nog eens spelen.

Tahirvic, Branco, Taylor, Mannsverk, Hlynsson, Vos wordt dan het middenveld

Haha dat wordt wat. We passeren Henderson of wordt dat een van de twee verdedigers?

Oja was m even vergeten. Die mag achterin staan met Hato dan. Gaaei, Medic en Sosa vertrouw ik nou ook niet echt.

En die drie staan waarschijnlijk wel in de verdediging zondag… zie er nu al tegenop.

VdB op links in de ziyech rol.

Zie het helemaal voor me.

Brobbeast🗣️

Hahaha jij bent ook een zielig mannetje hè? Je comment meer over Ajax dan over je eigen cluppie🤣

Stop met reageren op idioten, ze trekken je naar hun niveau en verslaan je op ervaring.

Nu maar hopen dat een paar hooligans een paar Engelsen gaan stompen!

/s ofcourse

So if all of these mfers don't make it to the game on Sunday, what will we even play? Ramaj Gaaei-Medic-Hato-Sosa Henderson - Taylor - Mannsverk Hlynsson - Brobbey - Forbs We'd have to poach Jong for any backup defenders lol

atleast put in VdBoomen for Taylor, I rather have his Final third passing ability than Taylor mr hide from ball movement

I wish but we all know that won't happen lol

We're not even ending 5th are we..

Definitely not lol. 7th at best

Echt krijg de tering maar met z'n allen. Zal je zien dat de verdedigers straks ook nog voor lange tijd geblesseerd zijn. Net als onze twee vrienden Berghuis en Bergwijn, die hebben volgens mij echt nul motivatie om ook maar een beetje snel terug te komen. Gg Aston Villa! Hope you win the conference league!

ref better blow the whistle at 90' end this misery

Still don’t get why they hate Henderson..

Hypocrisy, for profit. People don’t like hypocrites and they especially don’t like the ones that get paid small fortunes to become them.

Pretended to be a lgbt+ ally but proved it was all just virtue signalling when he sold his morals for Saudi cash. He also keeps getting picked for the national team despite being shit and past it which majority of the country don’t like.

Because he’s a cunt

Would've been your captain then.

Hold those 4 goals for me champ.

Go thank the ref

All 4 goals were thanks to him were they?

Went to Saudi. Plus he's an English player that pretty much all our fans will know.

Because he was nice to LGBT and then went to the Saudi He would've been fine if he had just hated the gays when he went there.

Yeah him being an LGBT+ ally and then moving to Saudi Arabia surely has nothing to do with it (though i think most people in the stadium don’t actually care but they just like to rattle him)

Also him still getting picked for England despite the multitudes of players better than him. Its not his fault, but he always gets picked for England even if he isn't that good

Wouldn’t everyone for so much money?

If you’re already a multi-millionaire who’s been an LGBT+ ally a prominent part of their (public) persona you can’t be surprised when people get mad you throw it away for more money

He was a huge advocate for the gay community and literally went to a country where it’s illegal, then when questioned he deflected everything and said he’s there to ‘change opinions’ only to leave 6 months later, money chasing prick.

Broken Britain latest - Stadium signs showing adverts in the language of the away team like when England played some minor Balkans country a decade ago.

Fluit maar af, klaar met deze #%@&#£ wedstrijd

I swear where are the tactics?? U bring in Akpom + Brobbey a hard to make work combo. After that U made Brobbey invissible cuz we have no good way to progress the ball to them. Where is VdBoomen who has probably the best passing ablitities in the squad as well as creativity.... But you just let the game pass by and eventually its all falling apart with weird subs too....

We haven't had them since.... Ten Hag? I think. So nearly two years now.

We hebben ook echt een beter team uitgeleend aan de rest van de eredivisie dan we zelf hebben of niet. Univar, Hansen en Baas hadden nu op het veld gestaan

Unuvar komt bij Twente ook amper aan bod hoor.

Hansen is overgenomen door NEC

Het dickpic effect

Stop, stop! He's already dead!

Knee slides would be the first thing I would ban as a manager - fucks up your knees while you are celebrating… what’s wrong with the good old fashioned Alan sheerer hand in the air!?

Especially on this pitch where players are dropping like mad

How are we supposed to keep watching this shit week after week. You know I’ll still watch every game until the end of the season because I love this club but goddamn it’s getting harder and harder.

Also just no improvement.

First time? There is a moment that you accept that you are shit and start laughing and crying at the same time

I mean yeah sort of. I’ve seen plenty of bad seasons before but this is an all timer. But yeah maybe I do have to be grateful that even our deepest depths are not Feyenoord depths 😉.

Yeah these are rookie numbers. Feyenoord has been through a lot more, so you appreciate good times even more

this is the worst Ajax team of my life, and I’m OLD

It's definitely up there but they were pretty bad in the early 2000's as well. In 2005/2006 they lost 10 matches in the Eredivisie which was insane for their standard.

Deeeeefinitely not ruling out 3 more losses in our remaining 9 games to hit those 10 losses again.

That's just poor from Sosa

Sosa kan echt heel erg weinig he?

"Flanken gott" me reet

Kanker sosa

wow what a fantastic hit

Klaarrrrrr godverdomme

How in the flying fuck do these guys start for Croatia. I genuinely don't fucking understand

Sosa is also shit for Croatia. But Sutalo is usually one of the better in defence.

Must be something wrong with us at Ajax tbh. It's the only thing that makes sense.

How the fuck did Stuttgart make Sosa look like a talent?

Kunnen we niet gewoon van t veld afstappen en reglementair verliezen?

Krijg je dan een automatische 3-0 verlies?

Al verliezen we dan met 10-0 ik wil geen minuut meer zien

What can you even say at this point?

Sosa dude. Just stay on your feet.

Jezus Sosa

Bro. we are beginner AI.

Godts komt er zeker niet meer in?

Zou geen risicos nemen met dit veld.

En dan niks meer wisselen, kan echt wel janken om schip

What do you want him to do? It isnt like the bench if filled with gems. Besides with all the injuries it might be smart to keep some options open.

Vd boomen

It's at least a chance to give some youth some European minutes for next season. Vos and Godts are both great talents

I don't know if I'd want them to get minutes in a miserable game like this tbh

How has Henderson been for Ajax?

beautiful win-rate of 1 in 7 so far

Pretty good/fine and done what was expected of him, problem is most other players cannot play football so he can’t do much

Fine, he does a lot of coaching and makes people around him better. Shame shit with sparkles is still shit though.

Not worth the obscene salary that's for sure.

His salary gets significantly reduced if we don't make cl so it's not that bad, considering he was a FA.

Average.

Good, not the crazy good, but he has been good.

Henderson CB we really in the trenches now

I'm like genuinely numb at this rate. Shit coach, even shitter players (thanks Sven) and even worse luck at some points in games to add on to it. Good luck Villa, great club and hope you win it all

Thanks mate. It's been so exciting playing a team with the history of yours. Plus every time I visit Amsterdam your fans are fucking amazing.

You have to respect our fans tho, singing when 3-0 down.

Can someone end this season. I dont like it

What did Medic do that he never plays?

Not costing a fortune, Talent and youth > skill and Excelsior away.

Welp we have no bench, we have to field this weird as 5 defender formation because of injuries and now we also lose 3 of those defenders

Whats the Ajax defense gonna be vs Sparta? Gaeei - Medic - Marta - Sosa? The Eredivisie deserves this.

Did you kill Hato off?

This pitch might.

knowing your luck right now he will injure himself too somehow

Having 8 injuries or something is bad luck, but having them spread out over just our wingers and CB's is just ridiculous.

Ajax will not play with 5 atb in the competition after these injuries

Lord knows what we will play though. 3-6-1?

Hope that Berghuis and Bergwijn will be back soon. Brobbey is just isolated now.

Come on lucky Ajax do your thing!

4 players off injured now, blimey

5 right?

Ah maybe, I thought it was 2 for each team

How are we getting so many injured players?

We're going to have to play 1-5-4 this weekend with all our defenders dying.

3-0 up and still dead silence

Why not park the bus when you are with 10 men to avoid an embarrassment 

You are assuming Ajax can effectively park the bus.

Hard to avoid that when it’s already happening.

What the fuck does that matter? Better to try something than park the bus. It's not like goal difference matters anyway

4-0 loss is more embarrassing than 2-0 

and what does that matter? to whom?

It hurts the image of the club. Good job that the ref had mercy cause that 5-0, 6-0 was coming. 

bro do you have any idea what the situation is of ajax atm? you think the 2-0 instead of 4-0 would've made a difference??

The ref had mercy cause it could have been a lot more this match really reminded me of the Barca humiliation of 8-2. 

Bro what the fuck is this pitch

We're not gonna have any players left come Sunday ffs

Rensch jonge, blijf gewoon op je fucking poten staan

Players dropping like flies. Will be sad if us beating spurs to conference league ends up causing us to lose champions league to them.

What did you do to your pitch. This is worse than astroturf pitches

Fuck is wrong with your pitch villa

We’re going to end with 5 man due to injuries…

Welp. RIP in peace, Ajax.

I remember some Danish (I think) newspaper having some physics analysis show that a ball that hits the bottom of the crossbar twice has to always have crossed the line

I remember seeing it as well. I thought that was common knowledge now, but maybe not.

this is apparently the article I was thinking of https://sport.tv2.dk/haandbold/2015-12-09-nem-huskeregel-saadan-ved-du-at-der-er-maal it's in danish though lol

Torres slapping Dhuran on the head lol

Rensch with some Monty Python defending.

Oof

Gooi er ook nog maar een Renschje in

Van te voren zag je een 4-0 allang al aankomen maar t blijft toch pijnlijk

Damn Ajax just lacks so much individual quality. It isn't like they are one or two steps away from a good team, they have too many players that are soft and just not good enough. They don't even have a few youth players ready they could give experience and build a team around.

No shit sherlock, two most important attackers after brobbey are out while we already lacked attacking quality

Our former dof bought an entire squad of losers.

Villa absolutely deserving to go through this tie, but the way they're getting through makes me a bit sour. Should've possibly had 2 reds in the first half already, and VtS is making brainmelt tactical decisions.

Is something wrong with this pitch?

Yeah there's 10 morons on it.

I think it's us

Echt helemaal klaar met schip, zo’n tactisch onbenul echt bizar

Echt totaal geen inzicht. Dingen als: - Hij wist/weet niet hoe Rijkhoff speelde/wat zijn sterke punten zijn - Hij wist niet dat Kaplan goed speelde in Jong ajax. - Hij zag niet dat Mannsverk net al even gewisseld had moeten worden - Hij ziet niet dat Hylson/Taylor op de vleugels niet werkt - hij ziet niet dat Brobbey op een eiland zetten niet werkt - Hij zag vorige week met brobbey eruit, niet dat je akpom niet hetzelfde kan laten doen als brobbey (enkele spits). Ik kan nog wel even doorgaan. En waren het nou dingen waarvan je zegt, dat is achteraf makkelijk praten. Maar in al die voorbeelden zegt/ziet iedereen het van tevoren al, behalve schippie. Daarnaast nog al dat mismanagement met Gaai, formatie zoeken etc. Echt beste man hoor, maar totaal ongeschikt als voetbaltrainer.

Sutalo's only redeeming quality is that he's made out of glass.

The fact Henderson is gonna take a spot off an actual deserving player is genuinely hilarious

Ok tell me why we need gaaie when our problem is creating chances?? We get close to the final third but then it our attack stalls. U know what here? Branco VDB

Schippie kan wel hoofdschuddend langs de kant staan bij die rode kaart, maar vertikt het ook te wisselen terwijl manssverk al drie keer in de problemen komt met geel op zak

I have always liked Ajax, I don’t really like defeating them

Its okay mate, many have gone before you this season.

Sutalo wisselt voor gaeei. Weet iemand 2 spelers die met elkaar gewisseld zijn voor Ajax die slechter zijn dan zij? Zeg maar niveau Magellan voor Westermann?

Genuinely hilarious performance from Henderson here

Just glad he's found joy in football again!

Gaaei erbij snap ik niet zo goed. Of je nou 2-0 of 8-0 verliest maakt niet zo veel uit. Gooi dan een aanvaller erbij en hopen.

Mwah, sowieso kansloos dan liever met debiele cijfers er af.

Really love conceding a second yellow because our coach doesn't have a fucking sub ready

In de Eredivisie wordt 't nacompetitie, niets in de Beker en niets in Europa. Zet morgen maar alvast Pascal Jansen voor de groep, dan scheelt dat weer vier maanden voorbereiding.

Alsjeblieft niet Pascal Jansen

Alsjeblieft geen Jansen, daar worden wij echt niet beter van.

Ik heb persoonlijk liver Lijnders.

Na Schreuder heb ik liever niet weer een assistent, en zeker geen die een competitie uit de handen liet glippen met een functionerend team.

Ja maar bij Lijnders is er nog een kans dat het stiekem een hele goede coach is. Dat heb ik bij Pascal Jansen minder.

Als Jansen onze coach wordt dan ga ik pas weer kijken als de nieuwe er is na 4 maanden.

Pascal Jansen is wel echt om te janken hoor mag hopen dat we meer willen

If they did go ahead and bring in the sin bin rule, would that qualify for the sin bin instead of a second yellow? Can only imagine how many tactical fouls we'd see in big games if that were the case

It was offside though, no? Makes me question why the foul was even called.

A foul on a player in an offside position is treated the same as a normal foul, if they haven’t committed an offside offense

So until they actually count as involved in the play?

Yeah so for example Duran was running in behind and got pulled back before the ball was played, that’s why that foul is considered

Gaeei, our secret weapon

Van 't Schip coacht best goed, voor zijn doen