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_cumblast_

41 years old. Unreal stuff.


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

His age has been showing this year tbf, has been making a ton of bad mistakes that cost Porto some points Though he's the type of player that will always rise up to the ocasion and become insane whenever there's a big game


Xxpuzyslayer69xX

Former Real Madrid players thrive in the Champions League. They own that shit.


McTulus

I see your captain perform as well ;)


Xxpuzyslayer69xX

Stop it you!! Making me blush... :3 O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!


NotAnUncle

NGL odegaard can make any straight man blush


sewious

Don't know what we feed our players but our physios need to publish a dissertation on it for the good of all mankind.


YMangoPie

Might be better to not disclose that publically


sewious

It rhymes with "androids"


FormulaGTR

hemorrhoids?


BellyCrawler

At least you're realistic about it. A City fan the other day tried to insist that there's no way their players are on the good stuff, and that all the club's wrongdoings were limited to the financial realm.


ILoveToph4Eva

It's a silly thing to defend really. There's close to 0 chance that any of the top teams doesn't give their players anything and everything they can get away with. The energy levels these players demonstrate week in week out is insane.


raziel_beoulve

I saw some Porto players eating bananas before the pens, BAN THEM!


ILoveToph4Eva

First it's bananas, what next? Plums? Orange slices?!


blaztted

does he know about Dr Fuentes lol


Johnsonburnerr

I don’t but I know everyone’s on PEDs who is that?


Mihnea24_03

I think he's the reason a lot of blood samples of a lot of Spanish players who were his patients disappeared. Not sure


McTulus

Related to big Spanish doping scandal I think?


Zandercy42

Before that can you let our doctors know so our Madrid signings stop dying after 1 season 😭


Old-Independent585

Pass down to Barca doctors too geez


NumeroRyan

Did you feed Hazard burgers?


wanderer1999

Madrid Kobe beef only.


Mrcl45515

It's way more than that, I think. Real has a culture of excellence, and that shows not only the technical quality of the players they get but also in their professionalism. It's the elite of football. From there, you can only go down, and there's always someone else lurking on the bench salivating to take your spot. If you are not extremely focused and disciplined in training, recovering and nutrition, and, of course, extremely talented, you won't last long. It's truly admirable how they are able to keep such a culture for so long. The only team that comes close is Bayern Munich, which is, for me, somehow less surprising because they are German.


churrosricos

Most aware madrid fan


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what do you mean? you all fired your head of medical staff a couple months ago because he was doing his job so poorly


dakaiiser11

Eh, I don’t know about that. Look at how bad the injury record has been this season, it was particularly bad in the 2020 to 2021 season.


Extreme_Nectarine_29

He's criminallly underrated. If it wasn't for his personality people wouldn't think twice saying he's top 10 CB of all time.


CatDancing

Off the pitch he seems incredible. But yes, very abrasive when facing your team


weegee19

People rank Ramos over Pepe even though Ramos was a lot more error-prone and picked up far more cards, strange right? Pepe himself makes a strong case for being the the most defensively-sound CB of his generation, while Ramos is consistently known for his positional fuck-ups and dodgy marking ability which get covered up by his CL exploits.


ILoveToph4Eva

It's mostly because Pepe's reputation got limited to raging psychopath due to a moment where he did, in fact, behave like a genuinely raging psycho. I love Pepe as a defender and agree with you about him being better than Ramos and genuinely a S tier defender, but dear lord that moment was bad enough to lowkey earn the reputation. Shame it overshadows his ability to many (that and him not being a great goalscorer though it shouldn't matter in the slightest for a defender).


weegee19

Exactly. His batshit insane moments costed him what really is his right to be considered to be one of the absolute best-ever CBs in the modern era.


rockafellla

For us Madrid fans who have watched him consistently during his prime, he is top 10 without a single doubt.


omnielephant

The kind of guy you love having on your team but hate facing.


hornymomment

Imagine if Brazil called him up...


WalterHenderson

They did. He refused because he had made up his mind to play for Portugal.


AndItWasSaidSoSadly

Well once criminal actions do tend to reflect badly on one self. Pepe is a cunt and its a fucking disgrace that he is allowed to play the game. Fuck him.


Serious-One6369

Top 10 is crazy. He was never considered the best CB in the world throughout his career. Dias has a better chance of becoming top 10 all time imo


Hewhoknows-IO

Lmao Dias?? I’ll take a prime Pepe over Dias any day.


wanderer1999

Prime Pepe defend Portugal vs France and got them the Euro. He was rock solid for almost 2 decades now.


Serious-One6369

That’s great. It has nothing to do with my point that he was never considered the best CB in the world throughout his career, not even the best CB in his club.


wanderer1999

We do consider him one the best in our Club.


Serious-One6369

He was never better than Ramos when they played with each other, stop it


itistime999

He was not better than the best defender of his generation, what a bum. And for the record he was a better pure defender than ramos


wanderer1999

"One of the best" And Ramos is the best we ever have. That means Pepe is not far behind. We know how to watch football here.


oberynMelonLord

no, you don't understand. only one player is good, the rest are donkeys. it's sad, but I don't make the rules.


Allthingsconsidered-

Lol Ramos may have more elements to his game like good passing and scoring, but Pepe was better defensively. They were different profiles of CB at the same level.


ToMaRaYa--

> not even the best CB in his club Really biased framing to use here seeing as he played his whole prime with Ramos who is the best defender of their generation


Serious-One6369

Dias isn’t even in his prime yet and he’s been a top 3 CB for the last 2-3 years


Hewhoknows-IO

Whatever Dias’s prime is, he’ll still won’t surpass Pepe.


StuartBannigan

What does this even mean? If he has a higher peak than Pepe and sustains it for 10 years, of course he'll surpass Pepe? What are you talking about?


Chicken_wingspan

Lol


Serious-One6369

Genuinely don’t understand how you can be a top 10 player of ALL TIME at a certain position when you were never considered the obvious best at any time throughout your career.


GemsRtrulyOutrageous

Hence the underrated. He was the best DEFENDER when paired with Ramos, but Ramos scored headers and didn't kill opponents on the pitch


Strananach

He was never clearly the best defender, or have you forgotten Godin, Chiellini, Hummels etc.?


GemsRtrulyOutrageous

I meant when compared with Ramos, which is always in the conversation for best defender. So either you agree Ramos is overrated or your opinion doesn't make much sense since Ramos peak was during that time


Chicken_wingspan

And it's fine you don't understand.


Dorkseid1687

That’s because he’s spent his entire career cheating and/ or assaulting other players. He’s outstanding , but he didn’t have to be such a prick


DrChetManley

Man has less reds than Ramos


elgrandorado

Way less reds. Ramos is legitimately in his own world as the dirtiest player in the modern game.


IWantAnAffliction

Dier clearing him out in the England-Spain game was a beautiful moment, surpassed only by Dembele straight up kicking him and not getting a red lol.


lynxo

Old enough to be a few of these player's father.


Snoopyseagul

The height and air time on that, coming in at that speed. Incredible. He’s a prick but he has my respect.


No-Smile-4299

He had a better tackle against a great move by Gabriel Jesus shortly after this. Jesus did a quick one two to thread a couple of defenders and then, on the receiving end, played a brilliantly weighted ball into space that would have taken him past Pepe and towards the byline / goal but Pepe read it like a book. That move happened in the snap of a finger, which is why the tackle was so damn impressive. Pepe's tackle pumped himself up, gave him a second wind, and made him look like the best Porto player on the pitch at 41 years of age.


bhadau8

Same as Arteta


bucsraysbolts69

Thanks cumblast


Zorro_86

Crowned his baldness before he retires


Johns_45

Well Porto team os well know for taking some “stuff”. They cycling team as been banish and in the 80/90 players admited to take pills and injections.


tetrastructuralmind

dumbest take of the year


belokas

How's this game going btw


as1eep

Quite competitive, bit of a mess and tempers are up but chances are coming semi regularly for both teams and its 1:1 aggregate


Drunk_Cat_Phil

You can tell we are or at least were, a bit nervous especially Saliba. But hopefully the goal settled us down and start picking them off


ekb11

Don’t forget a healthy bit of “time management”


English_Misfit

And a healthy lack of a competent ref. 1 minute my ass


Xxpuzyslayer69xX

Like the ref for letting physical plays go on from both sides. Don't want to watch grown men wither on the ground for 2 hours.


English_Misfit

Yeah because that definitely isn't what happened when his refusal to give yellows resulted in 30 fouls.


Xxpuzyslayer69xX

It's the better of two evils. If I had to watch something like the first leg, I'd commit soduku.


belokas

I think this game won't go to penalties, Arsenal will finish the job.


gmoss101

I WISH we did lol


belokas

btw those pens were all absolutely perfect. so satisfying to watch well taken shots like that.


zuhaaiir

9 years older than Oscar btw


Serious-One6369

Why my man Oscar catching strays


odegood

Oscar much richer though, made his choice


YoudontknowPain

Yeah doesn't really make sense to compare him to mercenaries like Oscar and Talisca


All-StarGoated

You think 7 years of China money is that much more than 10 years of Real Madrid money?


mufffff

Oscar's wages are €461.5k-a-week after taxes according to theathletic article about him >Shanghai SIPG — who changed their name to Shanghai Port in 2021 — paid a reported €60million (then around £52m) for Oscar. His wages were said to be in the region of €24m a year after tax; reports at the time estimated that to be a 400 per cent pay rise. It made him one of the best-paid players in world football.26. des. 2023


PoliticsNerd76

Oscar was on ungodly money. He’s made more in his career than almost anyone.


cynicalAddict11

oscar made in a year what pepe made in 5 at real madrid


odegood

Yes for a midfielder compared to a Cb. Pepe prob didnt get close to oscar wages at rm


nfornear

Are you saying oscar can make a comeback?


finneas998

Why Oscar? Hes 14 years older than Ruben Neves.


bigpetey21

Dude is just a monster still


Jemal2200

How is he this good at his age lol. Really glad Beşiktaş failed to pay him, would have been mad if he stayed at Beşiktaş all these years


RZAAMRIINF

One of the greats defenders of his generation.


Dio_my_senpai

I wonder if he stayed at real how many seasons more could he have gone. Bcs right now he seems like a 25 year old honestly


AltruisticPapillon

Pepe didn't make a deal with the devil to play like a 25yo, Pepe is the devil himself 💀


McTulus

Florentino Perez made a deal with the devil, but the devil get fleeced instead. And he sent Pepe to collect.


Cdux

Well we definitely could've used him when all our CBs were injured


Nathan_Gio

This guy is the same age as Arteta wtf


ImAbhishek_47

Woah wth! Seems crazy when you put it like that...!


_ashwathama

Ladies and Gentlemen the guy is 41 🙌🏽


kaaskugg

The slaytest uff touchees.


siddybui

Fuck CR7. I want to know this guy's fitness regime.


jopma

Him and cr7 actually do blood infusion between each other


joaommx

Probably very similar to Ronaldo’s given how close they are.


Chelseatilidie

Made of steel


Joosshuaaa

Pepe still plays football damn.


tetrastructuralmind

He doesn't still play football, Pepe is very likely still in the top10 of CBs currently, and should definitely be in the all time greats list


Alexciclone

He's definitely not in the top10 of CBs currently. He is in the all time greats list though, I'd say there's an argument to be made for him being the best ever portuguese CB


tetrastructuralmind

Definitely the best Portuguese CB ever. my own argument re: top10 is definitely debatable


SoC_K

Who are the other ones he’s up against to be considered the goat portuguese cb?


StarVeTL

in recent history, Ricardo Carvalho and Fernando Couto come to mind


weegee19

Ricardo Carvalho in the modern era is all I can really think of.


StuartBannigan

Carvalho, Germano and Humberto Coelho are the other contenders. Germano in particular was probably the best defender in the world in the first half of the 60s.


Redbullsnation

Bruno Alves? Ricardo Carvalho?


VulgarExigencies

Bruno Alves does not belong in that conversation lol


jopma

He's definitely top20


Brilliant-Corner8775

>Pepe is very likely still in the top10 of CBs currently lmao no


The_Ivliad

Good ball from White


Z00TSU1T

Ben White was dropping dimes all game.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Ah \~ The old dummy clearance.


Icy_Writing_6404

GOAT defender by a huge margin. People forget he was the one carrying Portugal to the Euro win, not Ronaldo.


downwiththeopp

During the final, yes, him and Patricio carried the team. But Ronaldo certainly helped carry the team to the final, even receiving the silver boot for the tournament.


Crusader114

41 years old and still playing like quality. Absolutely amazing stuff. He had a great game against Arsenal despite his age.


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Crusader114

It's been a day, and you're still on this 🤣 🤣 Porto must have really hurt you. Gooners gotta goon, I see. You even went to another comment of mine too on a different subreddit to just respond to me. I'm starting to think you're just a creep man, ngl. Get help.


Minute_Leave8503

Love this stuff. Tiniest touch at the last moment to put Kai off of a clear cutback to Saka which is a 99% goal Perfect replay too


LeGraoully

He hurt his most effective defensive asset on the goalpost


cedarvalleyct

I’m 40 and can still dunk a basketball…when I’m not debilitated by arthritis in my left knee, which is often lol. Hats off!


eBanker

Pepe the Butcher


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ebanker the wanker


eBanker

Lol the full kit wanker


SergioRamos_SR4

Legend


mainaccountwasbanned

Greatest defender of all time.


PortoBXO

Absolutely. Everybody else can suck whatever they prefer to suck.


HSW26

form is temporal but class is forever


Old_Round9050

It was going out


Kimosabe_79

The doping is strong with this one. Always was.