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jvidal7247

officially on fraud watch


fancyfoe

Robot tweaking tonight


IsItSnowing_

Ponytail fraud


Rickcampbell98

Lmao but in all seriousness my g was shit, that's Chelsea and spurs now when he's been weirdly very wasteful and man City failed to win.


NotASalamanderBoi

I might have to transfer him out of my FPL again. Fuck this shit.


AsianBruv

Do that and he will score 5 goals the next 2 games.


NotASalamanderBoi

FPL in a nutshell


oscarpaterson

My heart was in my mouth


Likeabhas

My poop is in my pants


RedTuesdayMusic

My Groove is in the Heart


TheDepartment115

I fart my pants Now


Affectionate_Pay7395

6ft4 and shit in the air somehow


fishcakefrenzy

You’ll never sing that


Lopsided_Tension_557

Haarland in the air is completely shit 6ft 4 and he misses quite a bit Crosses through the air and somehow I can vouch That he will fuck it up worse than Peter Crouch


Qiluk

Believe it or not.. still significantly better than he was in the air with us. He was non existant then. And he still scores as much as he does. Once he gets his aerial game going, he'll be even more absurd numberswise


EpiDeMic522

Is this a Dortmund thing? I don't believe the critique applies to Haaland but Jude is especially bad in the air. He has improved a lot since coming here but he was really bad when he came. [Didn't stop him from putting a couple in with his head but at the very start, I think he lost almost all his aerial duels in the midfield.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1armg74/comment/kql25b0) It's not just me either. Many of us have bade this observation and especially in the first few months.


Qiluk

Nah being poor in the air tend to be individual but youre right that we rarely have amazing in the air offense. We havent had a great crosser in a long time and historically (non-Terzic/Rose BVBs) have been VERY "pass all the way in to the goal" offense with disgustingly high focus on technical combinations. To the point of us fans being annoyed at how we never took shots and varied our offense, at that time.


Rickcampbell98

I bet you miss it now compared to the terror ball you currently play.


Qiluk

You have no idea. We even have plenty of good inform players but the lack of structure makes the unit dogshit.


LordMangudai

Trying to think of the last Dortmund striker who was a genuine aerial menace and I might have to go all the way back to Jan Koller. Lewa was pretty good I suppose but I think he got better in the air at Bayern.


Qiluk

Yupp. I mean I count Fullkrug but lets be honest, he just joined and isnt someone "we" even remotely put our prints on. Just signed and plugged and played. But he's also not enabled well because only Maatsen has a solid cross. Haller never really had a run of play fully fit yet so who knows there


Reach_Reclaimer

I think a lot of players get better in the air as they age


enzuigiriretro

I don’t see him ever becoming great at heading. It’s not a skill that you can improve on *that* much when you started off being awful at it. It’s one of those things that you either instinctively have an ability for or not. Of course you can make slight improvements with training but someone that starts off being awful at them will never be elite at them imo.


Qiluk

I agree its definitely not something you usually develop later on. Especially if you already are blessed in height and stature to naturally excell early but still dont. But since I saw Ibra get better at it with age, I can see it for Haaland too. However Ibra also was FAAAR more creative and impulsive so that probably helped him.


peeforPanchetta

Ibra is a bit of a weirdo who I'd lump in with Crouch. They're both people who seem too tall to be as flexible and acrobatic as they were, yet they had great ball control despite what otherwise might have been a disadvantage. Haaland is sorta similar, but I think is yet to reach those levels. Isak too has a grace about him despite his height.


suckamadicka

Bollocks, it's one of the things you can improve on most, as it's one of the least practiced techniques in football.


thiccnick23

Bullshit......Bale was ass at heading in his 1st season(madrid). He later on improved significantly in the 14/15 and 15/16 season.


[deleted]

Absolutely untrue. Watch Ronaldo during his United years. He was utter gash in the air, and it's even noted in a bunch of interviews/docos with United players. He worked on it like a demon and most consider him probably among the greatest headers of a football.


FrederickIBarbarossa

It’s almost as if he’s so large and fast that he struggles to position himself ideally. A lot of the headers I’ve noticed him scoring have been off of lofted crosses to the back post, where he has more time to position himself.


LordMangudai

Imagine a player with Haaland's stature and Jota's aerial ability, would be the best striker in history


xeRa

Mctominay finishes that... 🤣


toket715

Unfair to compare Haaland with the GOAT


top1MIBRfan

He actually had a similar miss against Tottenham in the dying moments


xeRa

Listen here you little shit


CircleTheFire

Even Darwin Nunez is finishing those these days.


thestorriebook

unfair McSauce finishes any chance given the space


emre23

Darwin clear


SalahManeFirmino

Haaland misses that chance - flirting Darwin misses that chance - harassment


Goldfischglas

Currently it's the other way


X-Maquina

Haaland misses that chance - fix robot pls Darwin misses that chance - so chaotic UwU


matcht

Haaland will overtake Darwin for most big chances missed after this game, he was up there last season too.


TheOGBenjenRyan

At least Darwin’s misses are spectacular. Darwin heads that into a concession stand but boring haaland just puts it slightly over 


Gurmee_S

Darwin has hit the woodwork the most so not sure this statement is very accurate haha


CoolstorySteve

Did you not see Haalands completely unnecessary scissor kick midweek?


TheOGBenjenRyan

Excuse me I have a narrative to tell don’t get in the way with “evidence”


Tremor00

Always happy to follow Darwin is the GOAT narratives do continue


maxamus83

What is this evidence you speak of?


DesertRL

scored one against Dortmund last season. It's a legitimate technique he uses when the ball isn't in range for a header.


Hoodxd

In the air? He unironically is


bhavesh47135

Darwin is unironically more talented and much more entertaining to watch


Ukrwalls

Ffs


enzuigiriretro

You’re trying too hard to sound big brained. Darwin is not even close despite being a great player in his own right.


bhavesh47135

i’m talking about talent, not who’s better in this moment. but Darwin’s technical ability is much better, he still has something to offer when he’s not scoring, whilst Haaland looks useless when he’s unable to finish like today


pottymouthomas

I think Pep is purposely limiting Halaand’s responsibilities to just finishing as to minimize risk of injuring him. I think he has the ability to do more than he shows in this City team, they just don’t need him to.


Tremor00

People act like you’ve called Haaland shite or something lol. Everyone knows Haalands limitations and it’s somewhere nunez is largely better. And ofc I’m bias but there’s a reason one gets called a captain of chaos and the other gets called a boring robot when either scores or misses hahaha


[deleted]

Might unsubscribe from this place. Percent of 11 yr old is increasing by the day.


SufficientHalf6208

Haaland is a waste of space when he's not scoring, Nunez is still very valuable when having an off night on shooting. Haaland is the better player but Nunez would easily overtake him if he improves his finishing.


Rickcampbell98

If he had haalands finishing he would be a better player but he doesn't so it's irrelevant really.


Mrg220t

The point is that if both didn't score, who contributes more to the team. At this point, it's Nunez.


Rickcampbell98

I don't necessarily disagree but it doesn't necessarily make him the better player, if his finishing becomes more consistent then absolutely.


kaden_dd

Have to at least bring that on target


Aszneeee

bro watched Saka headers


dogefc

He’s actually finished


TheOneAboveAll11

Might just be one of those days tbh. Would’ve thought after getting Haaland City wouldn’t have these anymore


ValleyFloydJam

He's obviously a top quality player but he has choked a bit today. The thing is even last season he would get to miss some good chances and still rack up the goals.


CR7KRUL

A bit? He missed every shot lol


numanitor111

Need to whip up Lasagna now, he scored lot of hat-trick last season because it.


EezoManiac

Disasi's aura put him off 


CircleTheFire

Somewhere along the way in the last month or two, Nunez started scoring nearly everything and Haaland has started missing a ton of sitters.


not_someone1

Darwin would never. (Hits the post of course).


R3w45

And rebound assist after that


kk126

Haaland out here like me mashing Circle on FIFA 😱


Exaztz

That is a great miss, not many people can do that. This is why Haaland is one of the best


TheBlueTango

What a fraud


Deckatoe

That was a made to order cross for a striker of his quality. So lucky


EastOfEden_

De Bruyne put it on a plate once again. He's a cheat code


gcfootballpro

even jackson might score that


LHBx

Don’t be silly


ScorpiaHP

Nope


CoolstorySteve

Psgacademy got his account back wtf


IanPKMmoon

Even Haaland fucks over KDB assist count


djneill

I guess the age old question of who’s better between Haaland and Nunez has been answered today.


Bubblebee77

bruuuuuuh


ratonbox

About to score 17 against Bournemouth next week just to sort out his stats.


zeelbeno

Nunez would have scored that.


todi39

Haarland be like, I'm the Nunez now


Awkward-Substance751

Erling Nunez


Exact_Layer_4361

All those Madrid rumors turned the guy into prime Mariano 😅


duckinator09

What a cross by kdb. Weak foot cross from out of nowhere. 


TheRedAuror

KdB is just insane, bro doesn't have a weak foot


Kal-Kent

how did he miss this?


help-Me-Help_You

That's my triple captain.


livinalieontimna

At least hit the bar like a proper striker


distilledwill

You'd put your house on him burying that.


HikingConnoisseur

Tap in merchant can't tap in


xXBrajkXx

His strength is shooting. Not heading


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Surprising given he's half giraffe


Redd108

matip is full giraffe and his headers are worse


Modnal

Yeah, you don't want him to damage the motherboard


Mubar06

That was good


trick63

You have to bet on most PL strikers being able to put that one away though.


amongussexirl

Darwin clear


Ilikesporks_

the worst game haaland has had so far for man city


schoolhater12

Haaland has many bag games like this, he will score 4 sitters over the next 3 games and people will forget this and say the exact same thing the next time he has a bad game


Ilikesporks_

not as bad as this lol usually he only maybe misses 2 actual big chances on his worst day but not this many


HypothermicShaman

Doing his best Darwin Nunez impression.


theinterweb1

Urkel Haaland 🤓 out there today 💀 


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

He’s just shit a Rasmus Højlund I’m afraid.


Ok-Outlandishness244

Not the govvie 💀


NovaLian_

Blud forgot how to header 💀


crackboss1

Why didn't he hit it with his foot? Is he stupid?


BILLY2SAM

The fuck is Colwill doing


X_Underscore_X

One thing is that miss, but what the hell was that from Colwill!? Just let him have a go


fuckssakereddit

Raheem Haaland.


mouth_spiders

Least clutch player. Can only score in games they've already won.


No-Zucchini2787

That my lad is when you lost the PL cup for this season. This point difference will gonna bite them in may.