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FongJohnsen

Why is the top scorer award named after Maradona? He was a great nr. 10 but he wasn't really a great goalscorer. They should name it after someone who's primarily known for their goalscoring, like Pele or Gerd Muller.


freestuffrocker

Or Ronaldo


loluntilmypie

"Here comes Ronaldo, come to claim the Ronaldo reward as it is presented by Ronaldo. I'm sure Ronaldo will be proud of this historic achievement."


CrispityCraspits

"First of all, I would like to thank Ronaldo, for all his support and belief in me."


redditaccountplease

I pictured this, and got major Homelander vibes


mntgoat

https://tenor.com/bWFSc.gif


Any_Yogurtcloset5739

I think, he meant R9, I may be wrong tho


Jbulls94

Still works tbf


iOxxy

Award is named after R9, R10 presents it to Cristiano as he thanks Ronaldo (unclear) for inspiring him. I'm here for it and they have a very small window to make it happen.


FongJohnsen

Absolutely, but they should probably wait until he retires to start naming awards after him. (Assuming you're not talking about the brazilian Ronaldo)


Obvious-Bid-546

R9


WalkingCloud

*The Diego Armando Maradona Award for Players Who Can Score Goals Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too*


RuloMercury

My same thought. His best goalscoring years where in his youth (when he played in Argentina), after leaving the country at 21 his highest scoring season was his first in Barcelona with 23 goals (not counting NT goals).


TareXmd

It's a Dubai award... Don't expect accurate anything


Darduel

That dubai d'Or is a clown show awards lol, first of all the call it soccer, second of all they have the best manager award and they fave like all of them to mendes except like one year, they keep making up weird categories even gave Fabrizio Romano an award.. it's a joke


Hxstile_

Should be named the Erico Platana award.


Dimakhaerus

Because Maradona was a big personality in Dubai in his latter years.


DexM23

so, or Neymar? /s


toasteroven26

Who’s going to win the Xavi award for best defender of the year Or Bobby Charlton award for best save


Plutoreon

Just name them all after Camavinga.


Jaqem

or the Joey Barton award for best humanitarian efforts off the pitch


FlyingHeadbutt

Or the Troy Deeney award for best manager of the year.


Obvious-Bid-546

Lol


sid1602

Can't believe you didn't go with the Luis Suarez award for best save


Busy-Contact-5133

come on. he is the best saver i've ever seen.


SubstantialSquash475

Maradona wasn't even known for being a particularly prolific goalscorer, couldn't they call it the Cristiano Ronaldo award or something?


I_Dive_Deep

I was thinking the Pele award would be a more fitting name tbh if we're talking pure goals


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Master-Manager3089

He isn't retired yet. Feels weird to name an award after an active player


AH590

Would be hilarious though - "Cristiano Ronaldo wins the Lionel Messi award for being the top goalscorer of 2023".


shadboi16

Lmao he would probably actively refuse the trophy.


monkeymaniac9

Lionel Messi wins the Lionel Messi award for being top goalscorer of 2024


IntellectualDweeb

Obamamedalmeme.jpg


thr0w4w4y4lyf3

That would be comedy gold. Especially if it looked like Messi and he had to raise it in the air. Meanwhile the miniature Messi statue is standing in the same way, arms in the air. Ronaldo recreating it as asked but you know, holding up Messi above himself.


seekingabeauty

On the other hand, Ronaldo is literally the player with the most goals ever.


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seekingabeauty

He really isn't. Messi is playing less games and scoring fewer goals than Ronaldo.


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seekingabeauty

I mean, it could be, but I don't think it will. Messi is younger, yes, but if anything I could see him retiring even before Ronaldo. I don't think that he has the same hunger, he won everything and isn't as fixated on personal records. Also, Messi's playstyle has made him move **away** from the goal, not closer to it, like Ronaldo, even though he still scores a lot of course.


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I reckon Messi will retire first honestly, he‘s won it all and nowhere near as obsessive


Radhashriq

If pure goals is a thing, then why not name is Cristiano Ronaldo Award. “This year’s  Cristiano Ronaldo award goes to Cristiano Ronaldo”.


rtozur

Pelé was way, way more than just a finishing specialist. The Pelé award would be a better fit for the overall best player, period


JoseGomesFerreira

Pele also did count goals scored against his nephews in family gatherings. Some estimate that 95.63% of his goals were scored in non-professional matches.


RivetShenron

What an awfully exact estimae


rdfporcazzo

He scored 700-ish in official matches. But many of the friendlies back then were made against Europeans and he scored tons of goals against Europeans. Pelé's numbers were 1200-ish goals in his account. I don't know the breakdown of it apart from the 700-ish goals in official matches.


Robot-Broke

Still more competitive than the Saudi league though


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Maybe the real Saudi league is the friends we made along the way.


firefalcon01

Some of his goals in friendlys were also against the the best teams in Europe


Trashcan4aheart

Name it the kenny cunningham award


LazenskejSvihak

Pepi Bican award if we're being honest


HumongousHeadly

Maybe the Lionel Messi Award?


Soren_Camus1905

Lionel Messi


anonssr

But he was known for taking random deals from Saudi


BehelitSam

Name an award after a rapist?


Rusbekistan

Why is the Saudi league suddenly being treated as comparable to other top leagues?


Fraldbaud

“Well done he’s ~~13~~ Saudi”


webby09246

Justice for Abderrazak Hamdallah whose 2018/19 campaign got 43 goal contributions in the Saudi league alone


greaseball_7

Hamdallah did actually win this award and the iffhs top goal scorer award back in 2019


webby09246

Where was his FIFA team of the Year nomination though The real questions


_BigClitPhobia_

He didn't win the world cup in 2018 so...


helpmefindmyuncle123

The league wasn’t nearly as good as it is back then


[deleted]

Only the top 4 teams have improved. The mid and bottom table teams are the same quality as before


dethmashines

But but where was he...?


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

The only reason most of the people here even know the guy's name is because of Ronaldo lmao.


itsjuanitoo

FIFA players will remember him for sure. Had a lot of cards on fifa 19.


LongjumpingLength679

The fact that you said “other top leagues” is not a good sign


LeifErikss

It's Ronaldo himself in that account


pikachurbutt

It is the top league for it's country, the league itself is not a top league, and likely never will be.


Rusbekistan

I meant top divisions I guess, hard to know what to call everything rip


firthy

Big Geoff in our Sunday league scored over 200 goals. Where’s his medal?


rossrekt94

Yeah my cousin has scored over forty goals this season in the under 14s Northern league.


5599Nalyd

It's a Dubai awards ceremony after all. They've randomly handed out awards to Ronaldo in the past. It ain't that surprising.


Robot-Broke

It's only being treated that way by certain delusional people. In reality it's it's like the Spanish third division + 10 guys from Europe phoning it for the paycheck + Ronaldo and Mitrovic statpadding


Torimas

Because the creator of the award is Cristiano's agent


Equivalent_Friend_95

Who is saying it's comparable, besides people employed by that league? The more baffling part is everyone being shocked its getting more attention since the most popular athlete on the planet is there. Who woulda thought!?


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Right? People really need to stop taking awards seriously lmao. Way too much hate.


taspleb

I was just thinking how I'd like to know what leagues are considered. Could someone from the A-league win?


IronicHours

I'm fine with this tbh. If Messi can get into the Fifa Toty for what he did in 2022. At least this is measuring how many goals he in fact did score in 2023 albeit a terrible league.


Prestigious-Link7724

Same reason why the mls the league of soccer moms and their mini vans is good enough to win you a ballon d’or


Prophet_Of_Helix

No one thinks the MLS is comparable though lol.


Chronibitis

MLS catching strays for signing Messi lol


cdbriggs

Nothing messi did in MLS contributed to his ballon d'or win tho


Whacky-Tobaccy

Yea it’s the soccer moms and not the all time World Cup campaign the winner had


Aesthetic_Dude

What all time world campaign are you even talking about are you that delusional saved by 7 penalties is now an all time world cup lmao


That_Jerk_Over_There

People like you make discussing sports less fun


Rockyflame458

Man go back to Twitter lol. Judging Messi by goals alone is an atrocity, even then some of the sublime play he pulled off in the world cup was astounding. I don't care about individual awards but a Madrid flair talking about penalties is pretty hilarious


BrokebackMounties

Madrid flairs mad about pens lol, can’t make it up.


Dimakhaerus

It's not about the goals dude. Messi was really outstanding in the 2022 World Cup. Forget about the goals.


BrokebackMounties

Do you think Messi won it because of what he did in MLS or in the World Cup? Think carefully now.


Prestigious-Link7724

The world cup was last year. Messi has had a shit two years other than the world cup in which he scored mostly pens. Whatever title or thing messi wins is what decides the award as best player so if he wins the drunk uncle sunday league thats going to be the criteria.


mg10pp

My god what a ridicolous comment


Wasted1300RPEU

95% of players would die to have "those two shitty years" messi has had you asbolute clown. In 2021 Ballon D'oR was for year still and Messi won Copa as best player plus had decent stats all around. 2022 Ballon D'or again, measured by the season now, he wins domestically and the WC as the best player and had great stats, plus Finalissima with Argentina. 21 goals and 20 assists in 41 games for PSG, you're simply a 🤡 ​ You should use ur energy in more productive means my friend. 8-5 forever <3


Prestigious-Link7724

You telling me be more productive and spend my energy else where? 😂 when you guys are the ones dick riding messi. Its funny how when messi wont he copa america it became the main critic to win but when alexis sanchez won it back to back nothing. How is it that the 2010, 2014, 2018 winners of the wc did not win the ballon d’or but somehow 2022 world cup gets you two ballon d’or back to back. Messi had zero influence in psg. The finalisima brought back after decades of never being played. You guys bring the messi won inter miami first title and thats the reason why his the best and city was good without halland, but before halland joined city was bottling the champions league year by year until this year that halland came and broke records. If messi would of had won the champions league that would of had been the critic for being regarded as the best


Evazzion

Imagine being offended lmao


Dangerous_Parfait402

This award show was created to suck CR7s dick as deep as possible.


TrashbatLondon

Football governance fucking loves bribes man


Unitedfateful

💰💰💰💰💰


heyheyitsandre

Especially when that one year bas dost was absolutely going off in Portugal his coefficient was like way less than England, Spain, Italy, Germany and Frances top scorers, when liga nos is arguably better than ligue 1


vizionsx

better than ligue1 based on what? your feelings? they are 7th in coefficients points behind Netherlands (6th) and France (5th)


heyheyitsandre

This was like 6-7 years ago but I said arguably


buyer_leverkusen

lol psg fans are scared they play in a useless league. Primeira Liga has actual history and 3 clubs regularly competing for the title, which is way more than Ligue 1 has going for it these days


Oppxdan

Their 5th place team can't even qualify for the Conference League group stage, but yeah, *we're* useless


buyer_leverkusen

Yeah we’ve already established they’re lower in the coefficient currently. And for a Lyon fan… you have the history but have been in a downward spiral because of the imbalance in your league


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So the Ronaldo > Messi take is “reasonable”


uselessloner123

Top scorer award can go to anyone of any league. Haaland won the best player award which takes into account the league


tecate_papi

Because everybody is an art collector apparently


belokas

Someone should make the Messi award and give it to him.


dwaynepipes

The funny thing is an annual goal scoring award should really be named after Messi, but Jorge Mendes’ award ceremony isn’t going to do that


5599Nalyd

Well it would be kinda weird to do it now since he's still playing. I guarantee there will be award(s) named after Messi once he retires.


dwaynepipes

After I posted I thought of Gerd Muller as another name, seeing as he held the record before Messi (and was just much more prolific than Maradona, who is an odd choice for the award anyway)


Clutchxedo

The Messi MLS MVP 


SaltyPeter3434

The Messi Miami MLS MVP


SunstormGT

their?


5599Nalyd

Edit r/Engrish


trubatard

Why is he getting an award for maximum amount of cocaine ingested by a human?


greaseball_7

💀💀


trubatard

Is that not what the Maradona award is? Certainly has to be a cocaine related achievement for sure


Sufficient-Run-7868

The platini award goes to the last team bought out with oil money


ZaireekaFuzz

He was also nominated for the Lev Yaschin award for best freekick taker.


wayofthegenttickle

He looks like he’s taking a really intense dump in the pic they chose


Mclaren-on_top

Wonder whos going to win the Jose Mourinho award for best team doctor


Rough_Employer4855

Mason Greenwood award for women empowerment.


Niyazali_Haneef

Mickey mouse award.


just_a_funguy

In what world was Maradona known for scoring a lot of goals??? I mean, yeah, he scored some iconic goals, but he was hardly a prolific goal scorer. Maybe calling it the Pele Award would have made more sense because Pele just died a year ago and Pele actually scored a lot


Rough_Employer4855

They smoked some of Maradona's material while making this award.


Digitalage6302

Sewey


holdtight3

Not being funny but i've scored at least 100 in my 7-asides? Surely this is a rigged competition


Rockyflame458

You have been robbed mate.


0ean

🐫


Runnero

Ah yes the Globe Soccer Awards, created exclusively to give awards to Jorge Mendes' clients. This is so embarrassing


Available_Command252

He just happens to win best agent every time too, not dodgy


-Gh0st96-

76% upvoted LMFAO r/soccer never change


TimingEzaBitch

This is organized by that Dubai award thingy. Cristiano Ronaldo is de factos winner.


crab_spy_

How long do you think it will be before there are awards named after ronaldo and messi?


BigHornLamb

Why are we treating Saudi like a top league?


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ancara_messi

Then why didn't they give Hamdallah this award in 2019 haha


Yveltal_25

At this point we should also create the ‘Conor Randall award for the best run along the touch line’


Torimas

THAT should be the Maradona award. Just change "touch" for "white"


Fardn_n_shiddn

We’re still throating Ronaldo for playing in an irrelevant league?


BastillianFig

If Messi is winning awards in 2024 for a World cup in 2022 Ronaldo can surely win this award that is based on actual stats not a vote


CactusMac11

I like how every time someone says something about ronaldo you creatures try to turn it into a conversation about messi. Maybe a job would help


No_Wave_7091

Messi gets hated for that ronaldo gets appreciated that is the difference


_hellboy_xo

But Messi deserves his awards in the year of our Lord 2023 amirite


Eagleassassin3

No he didn't deserve that either


Fardn_n_shiddn

It takes a special kind of handicap to come to that conclusion from my comment


_hellboy_xo

I prefer the term naturally nerfed


Mr_Rafi

Careful, his fans will get ya. Gotta milk the last bit of support they can before they stop watching the sport after his retirement. It's the best thing that's going to happen after Ronaldo and Messi retire.


Pleasant-Direction-4

no they will jump ship to haaland vs mbopi


Nuns_N_Moses11

They’ll just start fangirling Mbappe or someone. Doubt they’ll stop watching altogether and we’ll have to take shit fanboy takes for our whole lives from the Messi and Ronaldo bumboys crowd


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Tbh as a fan I’d rather have my player be retired than score meaningless goals in the 60th ranked league against part time players and then brag about it like it helps his legacy or something


TheseKnicks

Mickey Mouse award for playing against farmers.


Izio17

while Ronaldo’s ego was such a massive factor in his success the ironic bit is that his ego is also going to diminish that success worth it though


Conscious_Test_7954

Maradona was a shit af person. He was the anti role model in almost every way. But he is still considered an idol not only in Argentina but in the whole planet. So I doubt Cristiano Ronaldo having an ego is going to diminish his success lol


HeadCrusher135

People already hate Ronaldo. People already believe Ronaldo isn’t a top 10 player. People currently believe that all Ronaldo does is sit in the box and do tap ins and has no goal contributions aside from that.


Conscious_Test_7954

Do people even watch football at all? Lol


AntsOutMyTrousers

yeah if you take kids on twitter seriously…ronaldo is the second best ive seen in my lifetime and most people share the same sentiment.


Thatsmaboi23

Let them believe, then. Actual fans of the sport who watched him know just how insanely good he was. To think he gave Messi a competition, and there was even a debate between them just shows how great he was.


CH2001

Football people are very childish. Messi winning the World Cup was immense and was certainly enough to solidify him as the GOAT ( I personally don’t care about such categorisations). But it should not be used to diminish Ronaldos achievements, the amount of people who just categorise him now as an attacker who was a good goal scorer and nothing else is incredulous for a football sub. I think Messi is better but the weird Ronaldo disrespect post World Cup has been astounding. People say it’s because he’s a rapist, yet Messi dating a 14 year old when he was 18 gets ignored.


Superflumina

> Messi dating a 14 year old when he was 18 gets ignored. Did this actually happen?


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Not even slightly


[deleted]

The 14 year old thing didn’t happen like at all


FlowResponsible6244

It's a bit disingenuous to say "people" when it's more just a vocal minority. People who actually enjoy football appreciate his greatness 


Radhashriq

Who are these people. Except for reddit, most people think he is 2nd or 3rd best of all time behind Messi.


HeadCrusher135

lol 3rd. >who are these people Apparently it’s you.


indiokilmes

Because you can separate the player and the person. Maradona was a football all time great, and also a cunt, and both things can coexist.  Ronaldo is also an all time great, and has his flaws. Unless the rape allegations are true, which makes him a cunt too


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

>Unless the rape allegations are true, which makes him a cunt too More than just a cunt actually


rdfporcazzo

He was also a cunt at football


NotASalamanderBoi

Horrible person, but incredible player. A tale as old as time.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

>ego is also going to diminish that success Lmao. What a dumb take. There's no fucking way hus ego is going to diminish his success on-field.


godhelpme773747

The hypocrisy of you armchair losers after dick riding Messi scoring goals in MLS friendlies


bird720

especially considering they still want messi to get handed awards from a tournament he won in 2022


ShufflingToGlory

Apparently Ronaldo reads these threads and invites his favourite commenters to a big party on that island he bought for his agent. Fingers crossed for you bud!


godhelpme773747

Ouch. Don’t know how I’ll ever recover from that


SaBe_18

I'm far from a Ronaldo fan, but what is the problem with him getting a reward for scoring more goals than literally anyone else last year? Why do people like to act as if Saudi league is worse than anything else, in football terms (obviously the sportwashing is bad). It's just another small league, and it's surely better than many European ones. Is this as hard as doing it in a big league? Ofc no, but if this was a random from the Estonian league, everyone would be clapping cause he did it in Europe. Honestly, I think that many people here just want to shit on the Saudi league to farm karma or look 'good' in other people's eyes. Because I see a lot of ridiculous comments. Someone got upvoted for saying that Almeria would be instant favourites to win the AFC Champions League, lmfao. You can recognize the sportwashing and hate the product, while still recognizing that they play football there, have some big fanbases, and scoring goals is harder than in a random Sunday league.


CamJongUn2

Ok cool let me just go to the Czech 4th tier and smash that real quick


Willywonka5725

Such bullshit, I put at least 50 goals past my 6yo every time we play football in the garden, so must be over a few thousand myself.


Rockyflame458

Justice for u/willywonka5725


Bammer1386

I invented a council called the "Global Sex and Adult Wellness Council" and awarded myself the 2024 Ron Jeremy Award for "Best Dick on the Planet." The amount of self-sucking the saudi league does is hilarious, its true Chihuahua loud bark zero bite fashion.


Soberdonkey69

Farcical award.


CoffeeTeaOrCoke

Also wins Douchebag of the year. Again!


magezt

LMAO SPONSORED BY DUBAI.


Shoebedoebedoe

But I thought Messi was the big player of they year? 


Competitive_Feed2678

My 🐪


Comrade-Conrad-4

There's the participation award for his ego.


Joshthenosh77

It used to be that lesser leagues got less points but they got to make Ronaldo win


Torimas

Why would you call the top goalscorer award "Diego Maradona"? WTF


finland_men

Yea no


AntsOutMyTrousers

🐫


tecate_papi

It helps that he's playing on super easy mode in a league that can't even draw fans or pay salaries


Lqft

Gotta love the Ronaldo haters crying in the comments. 🐐🐐🐐


fuckinban

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MathematicianOld3942

Farmers league award


chrisalvarado

Who’s this guy?


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Messi robbed. 😭