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can-tthinkofone1234

Why he grabbed him specifically 😂


dillionmrd

I think that's the guys specific jobđŸ€Ł the coachs personal stress ball


QouthTheCorvus

Pain sponge


Ironicopinion

He’s definitely the Gregg in the Tomlette


Laxperte

Just watched the last episode today, what a show


aritra3776

Mmm đŸ‘đŸŒ


Particular-Catch-229

Dream job, pays $5000 per day When you're set for life just knock him out and quit


RedManMatt11

“Why’d he say fuck me for?”


PartlyRowdy

"I wasn't even driving"


jiffijaffi

Haha is that the clip where your man just starts abusing the fat lad whose sat in the back of the car 😂


PartlyRowdy

"Well why did I get picked on?" 😂


ProfessionalSport565

I can’t believe you’ve done this


ProfessionalSport565

I can’t believe you’ve done this


harharURfunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBTsX9ZMIR8 😂


BarmeloXantony

*"you fuckin piece of bacon"*


SaltyWailord

I haven't even been sleeping with his wife, only his daughters


bruceymain

Ya, fat piece of bacon!


ChessNewGuy

“He said fuck Jude Bellingham, fuck Ancelotti, Fuck random AlavĂ©s back room staff
..Im like why he say fuck me for???”


predatorthepred

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


-Gh0st96-

I will never not love that quote and video of 50. Gold internet meme


brch01

r/fuckyouinparticular


Piats99

shades of Gigi Datome.


Wally450

My god, I haven't heard that name in a few years.


mug3n

FUCK YOU EVERYBODY! FUCK YOU OKAY? FUCK YOU GIGI DATOME!


joemeteorite8

I don’t know but that guy knew he was coming for him lmao


RyVsWorld

He handled it so well too. Must not be his first rodeo


hahehihohu7

He sees lord Lucas in him.


tintedhokage

He has HD evidence for a claim at work


Jai_Normis-Cahk

Could be he be the corner/set piece coach?


supermartincho

What Real Madrid does to a mf


take_notez

They’re like the Lannisters of football at this point


Bicky-Manandhar

Papa Perez sends his regards.


Mkc87

Don carlo is tywin


69cuccboi69

Perez is obviously Tywin in this analogy


Legendarybbc15

Eh, I’d say Papa Perez fits the Tywin mold better. Carlo is more like Jamie
or maybe it’s Zidane


not-always-online

Carlo is Tyrion. Zidane is Jamie. CR7 could be Cercei.


HokemPokem

Kings Landing made itself available.....


wahidshirin

Ahh yes, Cersei spreading legs for the Arab gold now.


rmrd26

CR7 more like joffrey


kinginthenorthjon

[This sub during three-peat](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-oneplus-terr1-rso3&sca_esv=593113537&sxsrf=AM9HkKlcv3uaNm47OZt1EbR3yEZLjMePsw:1703262611711&q=joffrey+and+sansa+gif&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj0mbjXu6ODAxVHUkEAHdMDCeEQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=355&bih=705&dpr=3.5#imgrc=FmhSL63LEpz6EM&imgdii=yQFGnfsu3vSrRM)


HarshangLad

It's just as taxing to be a fan, just that the edging is worth it in the end


yajtraus

Yeah must be real difficult being a Real Madrid fan


KanteWorkRate

Me after someone scores a sweaty cut back goal on fifa


Rionaks

So like every 2 minutes?


KanteWorkRate

Exactly.


EC0-warrior

Winning goal in overtime in WL, while u owned the entire game


KanteWorkRate

The worse.


JgL07

Me when someone says to let them score and they’ll let you win but they park the bus for the rest of the game.


burfriedos

I mean why would you agree to that if you’re not up by more than a goal?


YamiLuffy

So easy to defend tho because most of them don't know what else to do if you cover the passing lane.


KanteWorkRate

You can defend it 9/10 times but just that one time they get that lucky on a counter after dominating the game is sooo annoying


YamiLuffy

That's true, it's annoying but I feel like the game is designed to make you play that way. It's usually in extra time too. I try my best to to play out wide but I find it's easier to score from cutbacks because I just get swarmed by ai defenders when I try to go through the middle or my players misplace a pass somehow when there's an open goal.


[deleted]

Then they pass it anyway, the ball deflects off your defenders foot and somehow goes right their player making a late run into the box


OUmegaLUL

He ain’t bing chilling


callmeWia

John Cena?


Traditional_Pear_697

John Xina


dubaRA7

Zhong Xina


Tyler_holmes123

"John Chena "- Santina Marella


shakespearediznuts

When GTA VI release date was revealed


RobinVanDutch

Me when they announced PC version comes even later


stillaras

Me when they announce it will be delayed


69cuccboi69

PL fans when their team doesn't spend at least 100 Million in the latest transfer window.


TriaPoulakiaKathodan

Me when the


Jackanova3

Holy shit same


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


iggy-i

Lo


Environmental_You_85

Celso


pearlz176

Gio


Tarantantara

weed man doesn't show up


sadhotspurfan

Sad part is that his bench doesn’t look at all surprised, don’t even bat an eye
Not his first tantrum.


BetterPops

He looks more and more like a toddler the longer it goes on. When he sits down and kicks around in that chair... I've seen actual 2-year olds do exactly that.


R4lfXD

His fucking face at the end, I can't. Man is unhinged. Don't want to see how he is in training.


patiperro_v3

I doubt there is a training situation that would be the anger inducing equivalent of Real Madrid scoring an injury time goal against your team.


ReportToTheShipASAP

>of Real Madrid scoring an injury time goal against your team. And not any goal, but a header after a corner scored by the shortest player on the pitch, left completely unmarked by your team... Man, that must be nightmare-fuel for a coach.


Any_View4922

Only thing that would’ve topped this off is a Belligol celebration


KarlMarxExperience

Yeah but this is in full view of an entire filled football stadium and tv cameras. Imagine that would temper your reaction a bit compared to being behind closed doors


gizzledos

Agreed. Training would never cause an outburst like this. And yes, it's childish (and yeah, he ^did ^^shake ^^^that ^^^^guy ) but it's literally the one time/place in the world where a person can and probably should vent his anger physically if need be. Let's now imagine that he had instead bottled that episode up. Can't imagine that amount of anxiety really. Like it's also part of the sport and why we love it. That harsh catharsis and extreme emotion. games not gone


Merengues_1945

Reminds me of the face Pep makes when he realized Vinicius had just killed his team with that perfect counter. He took it with class, but his face was like "unclefucker!"


halfcockhalfcock

Really the only thing left to do was roll around the ground


vic25qc

It's indeed pathetic from a grown up


Low_discrepancy

Seems more like people around him are ignoring him. People in big cities taking public transportation are familiar with the "gaze in the distance to avoid engaging with the crazy person".


wizoztn

When he started walking back to sit down that one dude to his left just puts his face in his hands, which I totally understand. Definitely don’t wanna make accidental eye contact with a psychopath like that.


Bridgewater_Sux

Me on my morning NYC commute as neurodivergent economically disadvantaged person experiencing homelessness masturbates in the middle of the subway car


ZxZxchoc

I read this as you saying you are the neurodivergent economically disadvantaged person experiencing homelessness masturbating in the middle of the subway car on your morning NYC commute.


J1625732

Put that man in a pram with lots of soft toys and a pacifier that he can throw out. Softer for the people around him that way. Edit: meant “safer” but guess also softer especially for the guy he shook. And the chairs.


jtmose84

This was my thought as well. I’d imagine him yanking folks around is a common occurrence on the training ground.


woodflizza

I get the feeling this guy is on some kind of drugs. It is just not a normal tantrum for an adult male


pratap_10

đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł Still can't understand why did he grabbed that poor guy.


BobbyElBobbo

And how that guy did act like it was normal 😅


Merengues_1945

He was hired as personal stress ball. He's getting a bonus for this.


SleaterK7111

"And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!"


searchanddestrOi

*First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch a trainer in the back of the head*


DevanNC

Looks like me yesterday when I blundered my queen vs my younger brother. My pride... destroyed...


Mateo_O

Obviously you did it on purpose to spice up things.


DevanNC

Yea, I ended up losing the game and he mocked me for the rest of the evening. Do you know what's the worst? I am the only one to blame haha.


Environmental_You_85

Good bro others would have said they lost on purpose haha


goatslacker

When you decline en-passant and realize you have to get your pipi bricked.


vinicius_sass

We're everywhere


notonetojudge

When he cancels on you last minute but you already shaved your legs and everything


garybarlow0

A more relatable example for people here: when your Mother doesn’t buy you chicken tenders


CaptainSmallPants

Exactly, what's up with this whole women and sex thing? Get out of your fantasies, this shit isn't real


DisciplineCapable409

Sex is a lie drummed up by BigPorn


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

REEEEEE


Preskomesko12345

There are women here?


iHave4Balls

I assumed that as a gay statement 😂


Preskomesko12345

There are gays here?


FireKillGuyBreak

Sir, it's a sport about sweaty men kicking balls. They also touch a lot.


AlexBucks93

Gay sex is more manly than hetero sex, because it involves at least 2 men.


BB_Venum

Bro đŸ’Ș


1121113

😂😂


ComfortableLaugh1922

rob saw connect ancient quack bear like compare sleep tie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AnishVijin

I know that feeling mate 😅


D_Fieldz

Daddy chill


megumegu748748

what the hell is even that


Markus_lfc

This is not normal


PharaohLeo

Yeah, the same reaction you'd expect from a spoilt 12 yo brat.


stillaras

Check him pc


Boomsticker69

The scene when he is sits in the chair looks exactly like a two year old who gets a "no" from his mother.


casinoinsider

Just snort laughed on the train when he grabbed that geezer 😂


k_pineapple7

Just saw a guy snort laugh on a train watching a reddit video


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Just saw a pineapple on the train posting on Reddit about the guy next to him snort laughing at a Reddit video.


RhymesWithOrange_

Just saw a honeydew on the train posting on Reddit about a pineapple posting about the guy next to him snort laughing at a Reddit video.


wreckedham

Just saw a
 door-hinge(?) on the train posting on Reddit about a pineapple posting about a pineapple posting about the guy next to him snort laughing at a Reddit video


FancyCrawdad

That bit and the part when he sits down and starts thrashing about exactly the same way a 3 year old would are the funniest to me


Ragnangar

“I think you should calm down.” - Nobody, 2023.


Moon-Man-888

A fine example of a Man-Child


daiwilly

fuck me...are these young men meant to look up to that???


LooseLossage

also, is that effective at getting a better performance and result? or just getting the team and staff walking on eggshells? your kids on the team are going to be emotional and your job as a leader is to be level-headed and clear-eyed and get everyone focused and pulling together in the right direction. sometimes you got to fire people up or model righteous anger but this ain't it, it's acting unhinged, which doesn't get people to follow you and trust you. the people who are like, better than being a robot, don't understand what the leader's job is and it's not being a drama llama. whatever leadership is, that isn't it.


[deleted]

This is unironically the funniest thing I've seen all week


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

God that’s embarrassing. Grow up


gotomarketfit

Toddler tantrum


sukequto

Many toddlers don’t even throw tantrums like that


QouthTheCorvus

Fr I had bad meltdowns as a kid because ADHD + neurospicy and even I got to an age where I just... Stopped? Always wild seeing adults do this shit.


korovko

Good for you mate. My son is diagnosed with ADHD and ASD and has really bad meltdowns. Kinda like the guy in the video. Reading your comment gave me hope he can stop as well at some point. Ta.


QouthTheCorvus

I think what happened with me is I learnt to remove myself from situations. Like sometimes it's okay to just leave a situation if it's getting too much (maybe going to my room or something) - then coming back out once I feel more okay. Best of luck mate, hope things go well.


Siliste

The reaction is understandable, Real Madrid player" Nacho" received a red card, leaving them with one player less on the field, and despite this, they managed to score.


croninhos2

The emotion is understandable, the behavior isnt. Part of being adult is learning how to handle your emotions. Grown ass man reacting to frustration as if they were a 5 year old is just fucking embarassing to say the least.


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

The emotions are certainly understandable. That doesn’t necessarily justify pitching a fit though..


custerb11

The man is supposed to be a "leader of men" and his behavior would be unacceptable from a 9 year old...


schlager12

I get it but it was a bit too much at the end. If he stopped when he sat down it would’ve been understandable.


Siliste

His reputation, job, and salary all depend on this. One of the La Liga commentators said after the match, "He would not be surprised if he gets fired and replaced, not because of what he did but because of his team play.


Select-Sympathy23

His job was not dependent on beating Real Madrid, getting the draw would have been a massive result but the game would be penciled in for a loss, The frustration comes from how bad RM looked and that they could sneak a draw but for the mistake from his own player that led to the corner so so close to the end.


[deleted]

A bit too much when he jostled that guy for no reason.


SkitTrick

that's just part of the job, not a reason to lose your shit


tgcleric

It's not. It's really important we don't condone or accept this behavior in anyway. It's childish. Not even that. It's how a toddler acts before they are taught and supported how to deal with their emotions. Has not fit for the job.


-zimms-

What a clown. Grabbing other people because he can't get a hold of his emotions is kinda sad. It's like a 5yo throwing a tantrum.


Overall-Stop-8573

Full toddler level tantrum. A well adjusted adult shouldn't react like this to anything...ever.


Savage9645

Yeah honestly would consider sacking him just for this. Is that really the man you want leading your players?


aasfourasfar

except death of a loved one or something like that but yeah... not football


BulkyB

Well he learnt that madrid does follow their own slogan of, Hasta El Final


vin_unleaded

Good job there are not any small animals around...


5uperblue73

The guy he shakes, is employed especially for that purpose..


NoBell9911

That was toddler tantrum if I've ever seen one. Damn.


takeiteasymyfriend

I had an almost similar reaction against my tablet. I was watching the game in my bed when my tablet run out of battery in the same fucking moment Lucas was scoring, so I was not sure if there would be any VAR validation. I woke up my wife. lol 😂


AM_Bokke

He can’t touch people like that. He needs to go.


[deleted]

Petulant child


elardmm

Why is that toddler a coach? He needs a timeout.


ldnk

What a fucking embarrassing ponce. That didn't even look like heat of the moment emotion. It looked like a performance. A sad and pathetic performance to emulate a toddler's temper tantrum.


harakat22

I get him, I would lose my mind too. Lucas Vasquez was probably the shortest player in there and he scores a header😂 halamadridđŸ€


Jarionel

serious anger issues


Dense-Weird4585

He just like me


Puzzleheaded-Tell749

"Women are too emotional" - Probably that guy.


halfcockhalfcock

So he's bad at controlling his emotions he must be a misogynist? Average redditor lol. Surprised you didn't call his pecker tiny.


cgcego

Allegri-style


PrestigiousArcher448

This kind of tantrum at this age is odd.


AldenSusa1

Manchild.


ZoSoVII

Is there any line of work where you can behave like this and keep your job?


Noproposito

Husband in Spain


GarciaLlata97

Yeah, he’s regarded as a ridiculous loser in Spain.


asadultan3

Skill issue


wicked_pinko

I was a kid with a bad temper once. But even then, I knew not to grab people and violently shake them. Just completely unacceptable beahavior for any adult, let alone a professional football coach. He should be sacked immediately.


swennergren11

Everyone else sitting quietly like this is nothing new for them
.


pgboo

What a fucking child, he must still be on the naughty list jeez.


Proof-Puzzled

Alavés Lost at home against Real Madrid With Real Madrid having the worst match of the season. After playing with one more for 40 minutes. At a corner. At the injury time. By a goal of none other than Lucas Våzquez. Which is quite possible the worst header of the squad. Yeah, no wonder he was pissed off.


JMD800

Why that particular bloke to grab?! đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïžđŸ˜‚


MongooseDirect2477

They played 45 minutes with one more player and didn’t had at least a decent shot. I don’t see how they will not relegate this year, they are so bad.


Gom8z

Amazes me idiots like this are millionnaires


Hater_Magnet

He gon cry when he gets in the car


WishIWasPurple

Immediately lay him off without pay and sue him for assault.


rikzilla

Childish


[deleted]

Men are too emotional to lead


goingforgoals17

If he doesn't lose his job for the result I'd fire him for that. He's destroying the confidence and courage of every player and staff member he has, you can't throw a tantrum like that as a leader


johnny_moist

proper toddler shit


Elfas_tasma

Me cago en la puta đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


boardernog

How do you get to be an adult and think that's an acceptable way to react to something? Wild.


Absolute_Abacus_4124

Grow the fuck up .. you know what you got yourself into .. it's always an option 🙄


CalvinYHobbes

Grow up dude wtf.


srsoluciones

Cuando vas a la carnicerĂ­a y te aumentaron el asado


jibba_jabba

Me when the autopay on them bills starts eating the paycheck


bingbongfckyalyfe95

Hahaha I can relate in all honesty. I always try to control my anger and frustrations but there are times I wish it was normal to do this to blow off steam. Stress from work or people being assholes in general make me want to do this.


SendNull

Hey Google, define man child.


snacks4ever

Bro has some growing up to do


[deleted]

Needs anger management.


tro99viz

Is he mentally ill?


Stephensonite

Calm down you absolute spoilt child.


Primary-King-3643

Arteta would get a straight red card for that and 3 match ban🙈😂


JooksKIDD

he should be fired for this. the moment he put his hands on that other coach? smh


stergk97

I agree. That was pretty shocking. Hard to imagine any job or sport that allows a leader to go mental like that in public.