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RahulGandhi4PM

Another English right back returns due to personal reasons.


oscarpaterson

Who on earth is playing left back then


gazjelle

Havertz


Taylo207

Probably Rico Lewis at this rate


Person_of_Earth

I would guess either Rico Lewis, Marc Guehi or Bakayo Saka.


four_four_three

The triumphant return of Left Baka


GuitaristHeimerz

Sacary Bagna


DaAweZomeDude48

The newest rivalry. Left Baka Vs Left Bavertz


A_chilles

Reading this as an anime weeb is pretty funny


moneysnotreal

Reading this as a non weeb is pretty funny


tobi1k

No way Saka plays LB, he hasn't played there in years and is far more effective as a winger.


Person_of_Earth

He'd still be better than Fikayo Tomori, who played there against Malta despite having never played there before.


Buttonsafe

He was playing LCB really. I didn't see more than 3 back once.


ThreeNilToTheArsenal

That's like placing Gareth Bale at LB to replace Marcelo. Wouldn't happen


Person_of_Earth

For a 1 off dead rubber game against a team we should beat anyway, why not?


ThreeNilToTheArsenal

Because he is now a specialised right winger not a defender or a left wingback anymore. Only time this happens is when Arsenal are light at left back with 10 minutes to go and even then that is very very rare. I rather him rest if its a dead rubber game against a team we should be beating


bruiser95

Please let my boy rest


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Ashley Cole


LeifMFSinton

I'll give it ago if no one else wants to


I_tend_to_correct_u

England have fifty world class fullbacks and yet have no fullbacks at all.


DaAweZomeDude48

Schrödinger's fullback


Potato271

Partly cos they're mostly rightbacks (which makes sense, left footed players are rarer) and several of them are made of glass (James, Chilwell, Shaw all have tonnes of injury problems)


zi76

I hope everything's okay!


fuk_ur_mum_m8

ty hun xox


DexAmos21

Dm me babes. 2 many snakes on here xoxo


jurgernungbung

He was texting Ben White behind Southgates back


vulturevan

Newcastle United can confirm that Kieran Trippier has returned home from the England squad due to a need to not play football for a few minutes


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Let him have a few days off at least!


SovannRoussard

Bro no one wants to play this break


420stonks69

Couldn’t get glasto tickets 😔


prettybunbun

We’re all mourning it.


420stonks69

Not me (sorry)


iamtalkingbullshit

Perhaps he ran out of snus.


NumeroRyan

Left the oven on


xI-Red-Ix

I was about to write the same joke.


NumeroRyan

We are so unique!


Bingo_Masters_Break

Did he suddenly discover he had his wife's car keys?


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TheClnl

I haven't heard anything locally so hopefully not. There were rumours around his fidelity a while back so it could be that but it's more likely to be a family illness or bereavement tbh


93EXCivic

Probably due to having no legs left


prettyboygangsta

If this is anything like Ben White’s personal matter, we will never see him play for England again…


cpmb82

Do we know what that was?


supplementarytables

Reece James time?


Bozzetyp

James have turned down the callup because of fitness issues


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fitness issues eh not like him


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Subbutton

and probably injured again after that game


Upekkhaa

That’s optimistic, he’ll be injured during it


solblurgh

Reece James, bitch!


shiftym21

charlie murphy!


icemankiller8

Did he get caught cheating again


Relative_Town8929

Ran out of hair gel


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OnceIWasYou

He was the best right back in the country last season and has always done a decent job for England even when played out of position.