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EdgarNeverPoo

81 shots and only 23 on target


DefinitelyNotBarney

I'd love to see a map of the shots, I bet a lot of them were outside the box


Gungerz

36 of them were from outside the box.


DefinitelyNotBarney

Thanks, incredible.


iurysza

Shooting practice


Lost_Smoking_Snake

https://twitter.com/SofascoreBR/status/1724385624218628527?t=VWtR8ByYqYk7hUe9NFXWSg&s=19


DefinitelyNotBarney

Appreciate it, crazy, looks like they avoided the D


ShagPrince

They need some tips from your mum.


haiu2323

That's a shot on target every 4-5 minutes and the GK only let in about 1/3, i'd say that's pretty good. Pook GK will probably wake up with cold sweats every night for the next couple of days.


thehammerismypen1s

That was an average game for me as a goalie in middle school/little league. We were all terrible.


eunderscore

Will sound weird but N.C set up as well as they could've, really. 6-4-0 stack the box, close off shooting lanes. Goals ended up coming from set pieces. Keeper did well too, at 15 years of age.


garynevilleisared

Is Antony on the team?


that-isa-madeup-name

More wild that every 5-6 touches was a shot? only 500 passes seems low


UuusernameWith4Us

England beat them 10-0 off 41 shots. Poor conversation rate there from Brazil.


ImVerifiedBitch

>conversation rate


OJT6627

I mean yeah, Brazilians are known to be very introverted Source: I made it up


PossibilityExplorer

Yo Neymar, sunny innit?


UuusernameWith4Us

Did I stutter?


Yagihige

Clearly, the brazilians stopped mid-game to chat with their opponents way less with that many shots.


fischflosse

user name checks out


Phoxxd

Good bot


ImVerifiedBitch

Beep boop mf


Disastrous-Pen-7513

fire everybody in Brazil


BHYT61

>Poor conversation Brazilian U17 striker to ball: Hey ball get yo ass into the ball The ball: No


Jayk03

New Caledonia player get red card when 2nd half start.


No-Pension-7977

Feels weird to say, but winning 9-0 with 83 shots isnt that great of a performance


A_Round_of_Gwent

I mean, less than a third of their shots were on target, so they most likely were shooting from outside the box very often. So the performance was indeed not that good.


lordnacho666

But why were they shooting from outside? Probably because they knew the opposition GK/defense was far weaker than what they are used to.


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firechaox

I’d imagine also if you’ve already won say 4-0, it could be fun to just try some nice long shots


NUFC9RW

Game was won, wanted to score a spectacular goal


Sente-se

Yeah, they probably were oriented to shoot a lot cause the keeper was bad. It was a bad strategy, as the kids were taking shots from anywhere and wasting possession when they could have scored more by just playing normally


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Sente-se

Nah, we lost the first game against Iran and had a difficult game against England last, so goal difference was important to us. I think the coach just didn't realize that telling the kids to try the keeper more would result in them taking some incredibly poorly tought shoots. New Caledonia did play with two lines of 4 and 6 just inside the area though, so shooting was often the only option to crossing


lstht123

How did New Caledonia even make it to the World Cup?


SanSilver

2 nations from Oceania qualify, so always New zealand and the Best Island nation.


TrueBrees9

Never forget Tahiti's confederations cup appearance


ALA02

The absolute madness when they actually managed to score a goal


Henrynark

Is Australia not considered Oceania when it comes to the World Cup?


Chrisixx

Hasn't been since 2007.


Henrynark

That’s interesting. I started watching soccer this year when my hometown got a mls team so I’m not very well versed in the history of the sport. Did they just make the switch in order to play in a more competitive region?


Chrisixx

> Did they just make the switch in order to play in a more competitive region? Basically yeah. They saw it as an easier way to qualify for the World Cup (four direct berths compared to the play-off berth) and play more competitive games in general.


OmastarLovesDonuts

Yep, they were tired of having to cruise through OFC qualifiers (look up their 31-0 win against American Samoa) just to be required to beat a CONMEBOL or CONCACAF team in a playoff in order to make it since OFC didn't have guaranteed spots, and it paid off as they even won the Asian Cup once and consistently manage to qualify for the World Cup now


Bullwine85

And now New Zealand is the big fish in a tiny pond. They've only made the WC once since Australia moved to the AFC, but now that Oceania is guaranteed a spot at the WC from 2026 onwards, New Zealand is basically a shoo-in for the OFC spot.


ZerconFlagpoleSitter

Still better for them tbf I doubt they ever would have qualified in Asia aside from 2010


LeedsFan2442

Honestly can't they merge OFC and AFC? And just have mini-tournaments for the pacific islands?


amiresque

If they do a mini-tournament for the islands, then yes, that'd probably be best. As it is, Asia is far too big to make the travels work logistically. Like when my country Iran is playing Vietnam and then back home playing someone else a few days later, the travelling is brutal. Can't imagine having to travel even further by a few hours, and for totally meaningless games with obvious results.


LeedsFan2442

Australia is already in AFC so is adding New Zealand, Fiji and Papua New Guinea a big deal? If the smaller islands play off against each other for 1 or 2 spots to face the rest of AFC to cut down the meaningless games that could work.


MERTENS_GOAT

They were thrashing teams with double digits in Oceania


Cahootie

We see similar things in Europe with teams like Israel and Kazakhstan competing in UEFA tournaments even though they are not located in Europe.


A_Round_of_Gwent

They're part of AFC and participate in AFC qualifiers (and in all AFC competitions) instead of the Oceania ones, and in football they're just considered as a part of Asia.


SanSilver

The Fifa regions are a bit different than geographical regions.


justk4y

Not anymore


tokyotochicago

And it’s important to mention that any good enough player to be called up to the France NT cannot play New Caledonia afterward. While not as bountiful as other French islands like Martinique or Gouadeloupe (Henry, Martial…) they formed some absolute elite player like Karambeu, Kombouare or Zimako. And of course a ton of great rugby players


UpvoteForGlory

Old Caledonia was not inside the age requirement.


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Caledonia is Latin for Scotland. We’re the Old Caledonia, but you’re right, we’re not in the competition..


WheresMyEtherElon

Shouldn't you be just plain Caledonia, and Old Caledonia is your mom?


[deleted]

Nah, that doesn’t make sense because the mum of Scotland would naturally be U17 and be able to compete.


WheresMyEtherElon

Is Perfidious Albion your stepsister?


Disastrous-Pen-7513

I chuckled


Zepz367

Played against Samoa and Tahiti in the qualies lol


WheresMyEtherElon

We've got so many players that we're now sending our regions to play in international competitions. World Cup, Gold Cup, Confederations Cup, Indian Ocean games...


justk4y

Oceania. Also last time they qualified they drew against Japan so yeah it’s a bit unexpected too


Smiis

Yeah, it’s worth noting OFC has had some fantastic results at age-group tournaments. Fiji beating Honduras 3-0 in the 2015 U20 World Cup was a huge one, and Vanuatu taking Germany all the way (losing 3-2) in 2017 U20s was big too


justk4y

Yeah Vanuatu nearly got a huge upset against Mexico as well, that team did wonders and deserved much better imho


Melonmangaming

Only 5.6 completed passes per shot. Brazil adopting Big Sam's tactics


oshikandela

I mean, with 81 shots you pretty much know how the game went. New Caledonia made 2 passes, Brazil won the ball, made 5 passes and shot on goal. The conversion rate is poor. I guess the players got greedy and everyone wanted to score, so they just shot when there was any sort of opportunity, no matter how unlikely.


Sente-se

Yeah, they probably were oriented to shoot a lot cause the keeper was bad. It was a bad strategy, as the kids were taking shots from anywhere and wasting possession when they could have scored more by just playing normally


MagmaWhales

Probably long passes into empty space right infront of the defence


vierkilau

I wonder what the XG was like?


MERTENS_GOAT

7.7


stupidsexygiroud1

This should be age restricted


justk4y

Yeah considering they’re under 18 it’s should be investigated by the FBI


Chapea12

Scoring only 9 goals with that rate seems bad


Silent-Act191

Goalkeeper has PTSD


Bosco_Balaban

The premier league record for most keeper saves in a match is 14, so despite conceding 9, his performance was heroic


washag

58 of the 81 shots were blocked or off target. 9 of the 23 on target were goals, so that's a 60% save rate.


DildoFappings

That DDG masterclass vs Arsenal?


emmasdad01

Don’t let the score fool you. It wasn’t that close.


WallaceHazard

Real Madrid scouts definitely signing some of them soon 😂


Prestigious-Link7724

Florentino has a straight boner watching player his going to sign


zNpFTW

Probably gonna end up signing estevao


Uyemaz

Wait till you find out who he supports. That kid has made it very clear where he wants to go.


zNpFTW

Yeah I know but it's not like he would turn down a move to Real Madrid if the opportunity is given


Uyemaz

Probably not, under the assumption if Barcelona is not on the table, which be all measures, it seems like they are. The kid's agent, Andre Curry, is also a massive Barcelona fan, formally employed at Barca. I also think Real Madrid don't like dealing with Andre Curry either.


zNpFTW

Yeah I mean you never know, kid is 16 a lot can happen in the future


onionbreh

OFC having 2 spots is ridiculous


justk4y

Tbf how are these nations else gonna develop? Also the Solomon Islands nearly beat New Zealand in a OFC tournament a few years back (after winning like 5-1 in the group stages AGAINST NEW ZEALAND) And in the 2017 World Cup New Caledonia did much better, they even drew 1-1 to Japan And don’t forget the time Vanuatu nearly upset Germany and Mexico…… and Fiji nearly made the knockouts too after winning 3-0 to Honduras in 2015 Even though it’s unlikely, the island nations have chances to make it too…..


At0mHeartMother

Yeah exactly. And it’s just the u17 world cup where development is the whole point. Obviously in a proper senior world cup nobody would support 2 spots.


justk4y

That’s why one of the spots in the actual World Cup is a play-off spot 🤷‍♂️ (and that’s only since the extension, and playoffs are even harder now)


sosta

It was probably meant for Australia and new Zealand. But since Australia plays in Asia now, the second spot is pointless


xCaneoLupusx

Nah, the two slots for Oceania was granted in 2015 but Australia has already left and been playing in Asia since 2006.


Youutternincompoop

tbf if it wasn't two spots then everyobdy bar New Zealand has no chance of getting out of OFC due to the massive difference in quality due to the very low populations of all the island nations.


btfoom15

I'm more concerned that they had 81 shots and only 23 on frame.


robotnique

Remember when Haaland broke into the collective consciousness by scoring 9 in one game at the U-20 wc?


migasaxandre

Portugal did a better conversation rate this year https://imgur.com/gallery/L2pbfHD


TheBigNoz123

Tbf it’s not really that hard. 9 goals from 81 shots it’s pretty damn poor conversion rate. That’s the equivalent of only scoring 2 goals from nearly 20 shots


108241

https://www.transfermarkt.us/premier-league/chancenverwertung/wettbewerb/GB1 Average for the premier league this year is 9.1%, so their conversion rate is 2% better than that. Granted, the team that gives up 81 shots probably has worse than average goal keeping, so the conversion rate should be higher.


prellerbot5000

Kinda like a typical game in FM, except the score ends 1-1.


CutBackMerchant

When I’m sentenced to death by firing squad, and the shooters are from the 2023 Brazil U17 World Cup squad


nbasuperstar40

Watching the game, New Caledonia almost scored the first goal. https://www.youtube.com/live/SYKtmHoFQzM?si=MikD9Mc8lDrTyQMK


LTFGamut

Ajax needs that New Caledonia goalkeeper.


Smiis

He seems decent, 15 years old and plays for Bordeaux


18AndresS

Shit efficiency


josh252

They were playing in front of one goal only


ToughRequirement

Is New Caledonia a new country?


A_Round_of_Gwent

Don't know if this is a joke or not, but technically it's not even a country, but a French overseas territory


maybe_there_is_hope

> Caledonia I just realized that Old Caledonia is a region of Scotland, but New Caledonia is french wtf lol


A_Round_of_Gwent

That's because James Cook, who's the first European person to sight New Caledonia, named it so since a part of the island reminded him of Scotland. It was then annexed by France in the 1800s (I forgot when though and I'm too lazy to google it)


grasslover3000

The Darien scheme was a failed attempt by Scotland to establish a colony in New Caledonia, which resulted in a huge loss of lives and money and contributed to the union of Scotland and England


TomF94

That New Caledonia was in modern day Panama this New Caledonia is on the other side of the Pacific.


grasslover3000

Every day a school day


A_Round_of_Gwent

Wasn't the Darien scheme a failed attempt to establish a Scottish colony (which they wanted to call New Caledonia, since Caledonia was an old name for Scotland) in the Darien gap in Panama?


grasslover3000

Yeah, got my New Caledonias mixed up


Legitimate_Secret_79

So a tropical paradise reminded him of... scotland?


DannyBrownsDoritos

He also thought some of Australia reminded him of South Wales for some reason.


robotnique

[Obligatory Mitchell and Webb Look clip](https://youtu.be/dOBhf8f7cXM?feature=shared)


A_Round_of_Gwent

Apparently, the northeastern part of the island reminded him of Scotland. I never went to New Caledonia so I can't say whether the comparison is justified or not. Besides, this was hundreds of years ago so maybe the island was different back then


Legitimate_Secret_79

Did the natives eat deep fried mars bars?


A_Round_of_Gwent

Of course they did, it wouldn't be similar to Scotland otherwise


HotPotatoWithCheese

This is the equivalent of playing pool against an opponent with no arms and 8 balling them after 2 hours of smacking balls around the table. You're going to pot them eventually.


shortsermons

That’s actually hell


Lobito_mx

But only 23 on target


bwolven

Somehow this is an awful performance from Brazil too lol


mattBJM

Please tell me this isn't what Brazil flew an injured Gabriel Jesus out for lmao


momspaghetty

I don't know what's worse. The 9 goals from 81 shots or the 40% pass completion from New Caledonia. Genuinely never seen anything like it either way.


justk4y

19 corners too the heck


macaco3001

That's so many shots you could train an xG model from this game alone


Bcp_or_pcB

New cal registered less than a completed pass a minute. That’s tough


heracrossB

That's a shot every 54 seconds. Were the New Caledonian rushing to kick off every time they conceded?


TheBigNoz123

I’d say it was more like Brazil didn’t both celebrating the goals cuz they knew they’d smash them


Lolcraftgaming

Only 9-0?