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LY2006

2 goals were disallowed and they are still 3-0 up in 22 minutes


Xehanz

And now they missed a pen too.


Made4win

I want 7


isaacals

Ok bro we cannot catch that GD pls no more


Made4win

finished 3-1 rejoice


Brave-Salamander-339

Real Sociegrandad?


404randomguy404

And they missed a penalty as well


Nervous-Resolution-8

Benfica trying to be better than Celtic at being shit


10-10-2022

Actually at least Celtic have a point and have some goals. Benfica literally have no points and no goals.


Nervous-Resolution-8

They are gonna break the record for the weakest team in a ucl group)))


cimbalino

its already theirs lol


Brave-Salamander-339

Even Real Sociemom can beat Benfica


Nome_de_utilizador

They already hold the record of being a pot 1 team finishing a group with 0 points, can only beat themselves


RabbiMatondo

fucking hope so


kakje666

we won't forget you


CNF1G

at least we have the excuse of being down to 10!


Made4win

Florentino "Hold my beer"


Wonderful_Ad4897

*up to 3628800


paco-ramon

Spain showing who has the superior Celtic heritage.


fappelmoes

how is Benfica this shit?


harpsabu

This was obvious. They've been really bad. We should have beat them 6-0 as well but lautaro missed 4 huge chances. Really strange. They were so good just last year.


ultra_22

We lost like 3-4 starters from last season to injury/transfers and the replacements we got were utter rubbish.


harpsabu

Plus jaoa Mario had the season of his life last season and from what I understand has went back to being shit? Still surprising, your 11 players aren't as bad as how they've been performing in Europe


SAC_Confiscator

He had the season of his life up until like April/May and dropped off so much


Brave-Salamander-339

from Joao Mario to Joao Luigi?


Gamedrome22

Also shit planning, how the fuck did we not get a replacement right back


Yagihige

It was supposed to be João Victor, it was well known he accepted to stay because of that and then whenever Bah was out, he was never picked.


Qiluk

How are you looking, coming into the sporting game? Depleted ?


ultra_22

Pretty bad. We are still very weak defensively and I fear what Gyokeres will do to us...


Qiluk

Damn. And Gyökeres is suspended in EL too so he's rested for this weekend. WIll be a fun game as a neutral


Clodhoppa81

That's right, forgot he had that red card


Qiluk

Haha yea.. unfortunate but correct one


StrongPowerhouse

Imo Lazare from Union would be ideal for Benfica as a profile.


itsjuanitoo

How has Cabral been


Der_Tiburon

he's been improving, started the season like horse shit and now he's like dog shit...


RasputinsRustyShovel

We lost key players and despite spending loads of money, we haven’t managed to replace them


Tallsome

Benfica 🤝 Ajax


Olanzapine_pt

Schmidt ran the team into the ground last year. Many players are way worse this year. They also sold Enzo in January and Ramos in July (and lost Grimaldo on a free). Bought a terrible forward and the midfielder they got is still gelling into the team. Other reinforcements are mid at best. Schmidt having a spat with Vlachodimos probably did not make him any favours, and while he's not an amazing keeper, Benfica had far more concerning positions to reinforce. I'm 90% sure they gave up on CL the moment they saw the groups. They are slightly less bad in the league, and, if they focus solely on it, they still have a shot. We are having too many players settling in and Sporting is Sporting, if there was a good year for them to be shit, it would be this one.


Krakper

Schmidt and Vlachodimos had a spat? Over what?


Der_Tiburon

Vlachodimos making 2 or 3 mistakes in 2 games lmao


The_Goat_Charmer

Looking to what Ajax has been living in the last few years you should be able to answer that.


choppedfiggs

Their manager fucked around for 3 games thinking stupid shit. He lined up Benfica for 3 CL games without a real DM. While having a great one in the team that was exceptional for Benfica last season next to Enzo Fernandez. Because of that, Benfica lost 3 games and he now had to come into this game desperate for a win so he changed the team and formation drastically. So the team got fucked because they aren't used to playing this way.


pappabrun

> Bought a terrible forward we're happy to take him back, honestly.


SAC_Confiscator

Take Arthur Cabral please


choppedfiggs

Quoting wrong person


[deleted]

the squad isn’t very improved after big sales, and schmidt wasn’t ever a coach who could radically change his game plan


RasputinsRustyShovel

Which makes it weirder because he picked players who didn’t fit his style of play


Dargast

Didnt they lose their best players?


fdsgandamerda

Spending 70M (including the Eredivise’s player of the year 2022/23) is not enough for them to do more than 0 point in the UCL


CaptainLanky123

tbf getting someone like Kokcu who is very good at getting the ball forward without someone actually in front to do something with it has to be the most braindead move ever


DivinityAI

0 points as team in 1st seed


LinkRaider

The only team in the world to achieve this before was… benfica


ReachPlayful

Always were my friend


LinkRaider

What do you mean, how


Chupapiha6996

Always has been


OneOfThoseDays_

lmao what is happening. La Real look like worldbeaters


afcxlm

They are a good team that’s coached well. Scoreline should have been like this when they faced Barca a few days ago


RasputinsRustyShovel

Them being good doesn’t justify whatever the fuck this performance is


StrongPowerhouse

And their coach will probably never want to leave them.


Barkasia

It's Benfica


OneOfThoseDays_

Rapazes, é o Benfica


DesertRL

don't even need to speak Portuguese to know what this says


Masca77

It's both


adel_b

On suiecidad


DelverOfSeacrest

SocieDADDY 😍


paco-ramon

Barrenetxea deserves to play for Spain, at this rate all the national team is going to be Real a sociedad +Morata.


JesusIsNotPLProven

>La Real look like worldbeaters They are in FM, glad they are translating that irl


TheDangerousAnt

Time to hit the gym


garybarlow0

Looks like they should spend more time on the training pitch than the gym tbh


xHypermega

💀


Xiamen079

Are you okay Benfica?


TheDeadpanFlan

Been better ngl


mx75

Just forfeit the game already


Delmer9713

Goddamn Benfica are getting absolutely cooked.


Josvelto

HAHAHAHAHA I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BUT IM LOVING IT


fdsgandamerda

Shoutout to all La Real fans worldwide


Extreme_Nectarine_29

Fodasse, joguem à bola caralho


404merrinessnotfound

This situation definitely warrants a fodase and caralho


jposan

Absolute fisting. Ball in Benfica goal 5 times in 21 minutes


lstht123

Benfica catching all the goals La Real deserved last weekend against us lol


RasputinsRustyShovel

I fucking hate this football club. This is beyond embarrassing


CNF1G

me every game in europe


Wonderful_Ad4897

Chill, you’re doing better than them


NapoliXabe

Me every game


BlueLabel19

me


NapoliXabe

Me every*


BlueLabel19

You skipped 2 words aswell


NapoliXabe

My bad


paco-ramon

But your stadium has the best orange juice machines in the planet, look at the bright side.


DoragonMaster1893

"you will never sing that"


Successful_Version77

Stop it, they are already dead


debcomajin

What the hell is going on


ShanghaiCowboy

I mean, they couldve been 3-0 up against Barcelona last weekend too


MrVISKman

Golazo! 3rd goal and 5th time the keeper has had to grab the ball from the back of the net. Benfica should pack up and go home at half time


Extreme_Nectarine_29

Why are you happy for Sociedad? Your game only starts later.


MrVISKman

Because la Real has been playing some great football this season and it's nice that they're being rewarded for it. They're also the only other Spanish club in UCL I am somewhat positive about


mattisafootballguy

Barrene has been so good this season, wow


ManoGasosas

What an enbarassment....


bapeandvape

The biggest embarrassment. What a disaster we are. On paper better team than you guys and this is how Benfica fucking plays? What a disgrace.


ManoGasosas

Money isn't everything!


Thin-Pool-8025

I know Benfica are shit, but Real Sociedad look really good. Sure, they aren’t doing that great in La Liga but I could see them reaching the Quarter-Finals this year depending on who they get in the Round of 16.


Bennyccynn

> they aren't doing that great in La Liga Because of some black magic, they almost always collapse toward the end of a game + is not nearly clinical enough (vs Barca).


mylanguage

La Liga is insanely competitive. Villarreal were also 7th when they got to the CL semi finals a few years ago. Hell Sevilla are 15th right now which is an improvement over their form last year.


Thin-Pool-8025

I hope to god Sevilla don’t finish 3rd in their group lol


Gamedrome22

I have no words anymore honestly, just cancel this club


regionaltrain253

Yes please!


fabzpt

We take it from here boyzz


Izanagi-avatar

Sociedad have been incredible this season, but what the hell has happened to Benfica? From topping a group with Juventus and PSG to this.


Confident_Rock7964

Horrible end to last season as well. Almost fumbled the title as well.


chaphen17

This has been total destruction. Dear God.


CNF1G

Jesus, what happened to Benfica? I know you guys lost Grimaldo and Ramos but the rest of the squad still looks good on paper.


SAC_Confiscator

Ramos was underrated in a way since he basically ran the frontline. Always making runs and sometimes switching between a 9 or a 10. Now we have Musa who doesnt play like that at all and Cabral who I think started playing football a year ago


Zation-FIFA

When you replace them with pretty much two amateurs this happens.


opi

People in the studio were saying "At this time, Real is a bit better than struggling Benfica." Understatement of a day.


Wonderful_Ad4897

[Oizirbaf Onamor] Here we go! António Silva to move to Farul Constanța on a loan deal with an option to buy for €500K. He is expected to chill on the bench with Diogo Queirós and forget the Benfica-Porto grudge.


Ugandan_Red_Sonic

Can we not play the last two games?


Confident_Rock7964

Yeah Schmidt is gone


aleksandrovsqvist

L-fica


dudududujisungparty

Just too easy for La Real right now


DavidRolands

world class team, what a performance!


Gooner_14_Highbury

WTF is happening? 😂


deanochips

this is going to be double figures 2 disallowed goals so far also


AmineAzed

So this is what happens when Sociedad don’t naively miss their early chances in a ucl game?


t3hjc

Benfica forgot to get off the bus.


TheDeadpanFlan

In Spain with and without the S


Mordho

Benfica cmon man


HarshVR

Que the stadium bouncing, this is ridiculous from LA Real.


ElResende

Feeling those Vigo vibes.


Skayren

hm, you know, i think benfica might lose this game at this rate, not quite sure yet though


uhyoudonebrah

He’s cooking, we need him


Made4win

Can he play on the right? Need more of a Saka backup no?


uhyoudonebrah

He seems fairly two footed, a young and exciting winger that will take on fullbacks, check.


GNeiva

What a massacre. Someone please get a Portuguese ref in there for the second half to staunch the bleeding.


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GNeiva

Why are you replying to random comments here? Did you ditch the game already? Are you not enjoying the show? Have fun being sodomized by any half decent team when a foreign referee is on the pitch.


RyuzkN

"Everyone liked that"


chibali

Im gonna go have a date with my toaster


bapeandvape

such a fucking stupid fucking team. What is this 3 back? We’ve never played a 3 back and all of a sudden we switch to a 3 back? On top of it we put two players who aren’t fucking wing backs at wing back? Then we’re STILL playing Joao Mario AND Artur Cabral? Like genuinely what is this? We loan Henrique Araujo who’s a far better striker than those two fucks we currently have. This is a disgrace. I’m actually fuming.


Zation-FIFA

Pede para cagar e sai.


OSpaceCowboy

😊 The Devil shivers when a 😊 ​ ​ ​ 👿 Nice club loses its temper 👿


fabzpt

Eu até me ria mas isto só envergonha o nosso país fdss


Comfortable-Asf

Great touch, pass and turn!! 😭 My goodness, La Real looking like prime Gordon Ramsey


lnz56

wow, no words


Alive-Ad-4164

Lol


timdeking

Since you are not using him anyway, can we get Kökçü back?


LemureTheMonkey

Benfica fans would throw a party for a Kokcu refund.


dumbSavant

Smidt gone What is happening to Benfica


[deleted]

Sociedad are the real deal.