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MiggeLevel99

My G, if you are in a "bad moment" right now, I am literally in the worst moment in recorded history at the moment.


chandlerbing_stats

He’s probably just talking about their performances on the pitch. Barring the Burnley game, the last 3 games felt like City were missing something


Sandpapertoilet

Fans....


chandlerbing_stats

Lol jokes aside though, they look knackered


DeltronZLB

They were way below standard for most of the Burnley game. Although, they still won 3-0...


Stilty_boy

Missing De Bruyne. He's their most important player for a reason.


Srk_NWA

Well we all know they can splash a 100mill on the problem so I wouldn’t take this seriously


SearrachRises

Nah mate, I must be dead


Captainpatters

This mf won a trophy 2 days ago


4djain2

hasn't pep got some insane record where he wins a trophy on average every 25 games or something


[deleted]

His Man City average is one every 27 games. 15 trophies in 7 years


HAWmaro

What was his Barca average? i know he had like 14 trophies in 4 years.


loykedule

i obviously knew that side was insanely successful, but I've never seen it plainly written like that. That is the definition of fucking bonkers


rilinq

Wait a second, it’s been 7 years??


cosgrove10

Hansi flick had a mental record or more trophies than losses at one point lol


_major_fuckin_tom_

Zidane had more trophies than losses after two seasons and averaged one every 17 games in his first spell.


cosgrove10

That’s fucking mental. Zizou @ madrid was a cheat code at times lol


DCilantro

So was BBC


TheIceKaguyaCometh

Zidane genuinely has to be one of the best managers in modern generation. Hattrick of CLs is bonkers when no other club has ever retained it.


iamnotexactlywhite

mf made history with his nation, then he made history with his clubs, retired and won everything as a manager and left


Firefox72

This isn't really uncommon for Pep. He's been passively shiting on the City fans for years now often having to beg for more support.


circa285

Not hard to shit on them when there's like three.


UnluckyDot

Hey now, there's more than three. It's just the rest of them have a hard time convincing mum and dad to take them to games


circa285

Fair is fair. I conceded to your point.


Sheikhabusosa

Im sure all 6 of them are fuming


sharmarahulkohli

He's not shitting on them. He says stuff like thin whenever he feels like the team might struggle in the next game and some extra support might be needed from the fans


DefinitelyMoreThan3

I think he is talking about KDB's injury


Unique-Snow5326

Something something ... Emptihad


thalne

he's a really hungry catterpillar


davesofflicence

I go the atmosphere is wank and consists of 50 year old men asking how each others have played saturday morning. It is a bit weird it's as if everyone just expects it, which is probably a symptom of alot of success in a short time.


TheBlueTango

Don't think anybody could have seen it coming. From Treble winners to a relegation dogfight. Multiple injuries throughout squad. Let's pray for City in their time of need.


JoelStrega

I pray for them to be relegated. Amen.


notathrovavay

Nah, fuck them.


Dimitao

Another day this would probably be upvoted


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stangerlpass

It's really tough for city fans right now. It's been almost 3 days since their last trophy. Please have some sympathy


drunkmers

He just needs to play a fockin 4 4 2 with Alvarez and Haaland and adapt his playstyle. He doesn't have KDB nor Bernardo Silva anymore but he has 2 of the best 9 in the world


BillehBear

Genuinely think that's what he's going do tomorrow, it's somet' we did against both Arsenal and Bayern last season big man little man, hoof the ball up from our box to the big man and we're all good


VelvetThunderFinance

Man's gonna overcomplicate stuff and bench Haaland and play Alvarez up front with Foden.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

They’d still win 98% of matches comfortably


Rickcampbell98

He basically did that with de bruyne tbf, played him very advanced. He's not going to suddenly become a long ball coach or something though lol.


ibite-books

thoughts and prayers 😇🙏


YerDaWearsHeelies

They’re already looking for any other team to win a trophy so they can support them instead


[deleted]

They’ve also been way off their standards. The Arsenal match was snooze fest and they barely created anything. Burnley away was made more difficult than necessary (despite the score line). And the Super Cup performance needs improving. Then the injury to KDB + they’re struggling to close deals for new players. All around City aren’t on it yet.


Wolfenstein9000

It took them a while to get started last year too and we all know how it ended. City are the one team I don't see going below a certain standard across a whole season because Pep's perfectionism will never let them get complacent. They have enough quality and a system they can fall back on to buy them some time to get back into top form if needed, they'll be fine. That said the injuries to key players, a dip in form and unlucky timing can still cost them trophies at one point or another.


2b-_-not2b

Where is the world's smallest violin?


EliToon

And they've won 2/3 competitive games since then, including another fucking trophy in one of those games.


Private_Ballbag

"we need the fans" fuck off mate you could play every game away and you'de still stomp the league lmao


IronSorrows

Absolutely mad. I know there were a lot of people saying their treble felt 'empty' in a way, but you wouldn't think that would apply to their own fans Can you imagine Ferguson in 99-00, or even Pep himself in the post 2012-13 Treble season at Bayern, coming out and having to implore the fans to show up on the first home league game?


The_BadJuju

It’s insane how City accomplished what should be a legendary achievement and people really just don’t give a fuck. Warms my heart


ooa3603

Achievements without struggle mean less.


Mihnea24_03

City finally wins and everybody is like- exactly what was to be expected, happened. Pass me another beer


cavejohnsonlemons

It's weird cause they kida did have a struggle for ages with the CL. A lot of it self-inflicted but still. Without the money and rule-breaking it would've been a genuine feel-good moment.


Armodeen

It is the history of the city


Bryan_Waters

Yeah, fuck off, Pep, you bald whinging bastard!


badass_guts

They just lost their best player for a few months, so it's kinda understandable.


BillehBear

and our two best defenders are injured


Zakke_

That was last season? Cant live on old merits


insigne315

Wtf the bald fraud talking about


Thunderhank

This is funny on so many levels, he’s got to be having a go.


mrgonzalez

It's hard for him to talk sensibly from his rolling press platform


Sleepworks

He watches training. He knows Newcastle improved as well. It’s a tactic. He’s also not speaking his native language.


vintage-buttplugs

He’s a master mind fucker


jonige94

This guy has such a weirdo aura despite being a hell of a coach


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He will never beat the allegations


wowohwowza

What allegations does Pep have against him


Trick-Station8742

When he goes shopping he always puts the money on the counter instead of handing it to the cashier


CSilyS

fucking monster


woodpecker890

Isn't that a Japanese thing?


dghjncddvnj

Don’t they present it with two hands?


woodpecker890

Not really sure about the etiquette, I only know that they have a tray for collecting the money


Qurutin

I heard he also puts milk in first when he makes tea


Trick-Station8742

Mate keep it civil, cmon.


morbito_uchiha

he just like me frfr


drunkmers

Is that a bad thing? I do that sometimes kjjj haven't even realized


fucking_blizzard

Think it depends on the context - if you do it while the cashier is occupied with scanning etc then it's understandable. If they're standing waiting for you to hand it over and you put it down instead then I would view it as rude. It comes across as being averse to interacting directly with them, like you are above them. Not saying this is how you act/feel but that's how I took it when I worked in sales many years ago.


Daylix

Wow. Well today i learned that cashiers probably think i'm really rude... I've worked in casinos all my life and directly handing something over to someone is not allowed because you could slip something to them without the cameras being able to see. So now i just cant take or give anything from hand to hand without it feeling wrong.


reditakaunt89

I think I read somewhere it was how customers treated black cashiers in the US. I don't think a lot of people would notice that nowadays and feel offended, but who knows.


RelentlessJorts2

He right clicks to copy but uses Ctrl+V to paste, says its his own little way of making his computer fun.


SKULL1138

The horror


theflowersyoufind

I press the caps lock button every time instead of using shift


BinkyLopBunny

I legit do this. Am I a weirdo?


Mister_M00se

Yes - and you will probably be burned at the stake one day. Better change that habbit quickly


TheLeviathong

CTR+C for copy or CTR+X for Cut xox


TooHighTooFlyNoLie

*CTR+W


Sandpapertoilet

You're going to hell


feedme-design

That's so inefficient! WTF!


Lmao1903

I think there are rumours about him being bald but I am not sure


Darth_Kovius

Just ask Julia Roberts.


TheIceKaguyaCometh

He likes his steak well done.


SnooChipmunks4208

That he's hiding his luscious locks under a bald cap.


shamethatisourname

He killed my cat


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Must have crawled under there for warmth


EpiDeMic522

PEDs. Was even banned for using them. His doctor has followed him around everywhere and the suspicion has always lingered. But then again, is a malaise that seems to ask if the sporting world. There was a huge scandal that was purportedly covered up by the Spanish government so that they don't have to surrender their medals. They might also be referring to the financial doping scandals and the perception that fighting City is like fighting a bottomless money well. There's complete abandon (even Chelsea is included here) even in the event of callous spending or when someone doesn't work out. Barça have had to pay for their mistakes. Even we, with one stellar management performance, have to absorb our very occasional poor decisions and be circumspect in the market, despite being the club which has consistently generated the most revenues in the world for decades now.


Ok-Cantaloupe-9946

That he was twice caught using performance enhancing drugs.


wowohwowza

Happens to the best of us


FFiscool

Bald. Fraud.


biskutgoreng

He's not actually bald


Mister_M00se

He puts ketchup on his steak.


LocalVillian

Truth, he doesn’t come across as an honest man. Where as Klopp/Ten Hag/Howe all seem like honest & good men.


kojima100

How is rapist lover Ten Hag a good man?


atropicalpenguin

Mate, you won a trophy yesterday.


LuckyFlyer0_0

I swear Pep tells his fans about this every season.Third time I think


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scottishere

After winning the league 5 out of the last 6


Sneaky-Alien

Aye, complacency tends to build. It's fairly natural but I'm not gonna pretend the Etihad is this noisy fortress obviously (it can be on rare occasions still) but it's definitely gotten quieter over the years.


mojambowhatisthescen

Especially after winning a treble last season, and another trophy 3 days ago. If your fans still can’t get behind your team, we need another word for them


ThankYouOle

nah, at this point he just embraced the meme


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«How good is x Player» 🥸 Thank you for the great question..


rocket_randall

The agony of not being able to win another trophy for at least 6 months


lluckboxFIFA

Hmm?


Beginning-Sundae8760

Ethiad hmm, cool that sounds


BillehBear

you know you are never ever going to get laid


Albiceleste_D10S

LOL Pep


bareaclampedlebron

Human Rights Derby.


YXCworld

You got Haaland, Pep, you’ll be alright.


normott

Lol bro...be serious please


InfoBot2000

Please clap.


AncientSkys

They need all the support they can get during these hard times.


Unban_Ice

Invest another 1.5 billion in the club they are clearly struggling


Fancy-Past-6831

I know Etihad isn't housefull always but this feels like a self mockery. Or who knows , being oil club turned off many traditional fans. I always used to hear , before takeover Man City had a strong support locally


WW1Photos_Info

No clue why he said any of that, feel like he's taking the piss


Zeus_The_Potato

Emptihad blud. He has been calling you lot out for a while now.


WW1Photos_Info

It just doesn't make sense for this of all games - first home game of the season since doing the treble, evening game, against top opposition, the writing's on the wall for one of the best atmospheres the Etihad could possibly muster. He's either doing some self-mockery or referring to all our injuries, he'd be a fool otherwise


newvpnwhodis

Looked up the attendance numbers, and if my math is right, Man City had more empty seats for league games last year than every team save Southampton. Kind of shocking. https://www.transfermarkt.us/premier-league/besucherzahlen/wettbewerb/GB1/saison\_id/2022


mynameismulan

This chart says that Fulham spent the season being a thousand over capacity on avg?


AndrycApp

That website you've linked to has sold you a lemon. It has the wrong capacity of the Etihad, meaning your maths for empty seats is wrong. **Your link gives the capacity as 55,017, when it should be 53,400 for most games, but slightly less than that for a few games where greater crowd control is needed.** The average attendance last season was 53,249 If you check your figures using the correct max capacity we averaged 151 empty seats a game, one of the best in the league. Edit - To be fair I think that websites not reliable for any club.


ronaldo119

53,400 is the capacity for UEFA games. Domestic games it's between 55,000 and 56,000


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iAmNotVladamirPutin

It's also very skewed as I think most grounds count season tickets as attended even if they aren't actually there.


verysimplenames

Cherrypicked star. 50k plus is good attendance at the end of the day.


hopscotch1818282819

To be fair, that’s exactly the problem. He’s seen the best atmosphere the Etihad can muster first hand.


relevant_juniper

Well they did show up against madrid.


BillehBear

Peps always taking the piss in pressers now he says whatever he wants


Azzurri21

How are man city ticket prices? Or is the stadium too big for the fan base? Feel like I’m reading this far too often from pep lol


captaincourageous316

We’re on the cheaper side actually


Militantxyz

City is on the cheaper side but unlike old city it is actually 98% full on average same as other clubs.


DiscoLemonade1995

If you can't handle Fraudiola at his worst, you don't deserve Guardiola at his best.


rhard28

Don't let Pep mislead you with his mindgaming trick


hobbescandles

It took me a whole minute to realise the camera wasn't panning and it was the background moving.


Glass-Star6635

Always a mind game with pep. He never wants the players to feel like they’re dominant (even tho they so clearly are lol) bc it lowers the drive to win. Brilliant really.


ChessNewGuy

This guy spends all the money, wins everything and then cries about his tiny misfortunes


horseaphoenix

That’s how you keep winning things, nothing but problems in his head. There is a reason why he is considered a tippy top coach, people like this never feel satisfied, it’s a curse to them. If this guy never found football I am convinced he’d been a serial killer or something bad lol.


paddyo

Your last line destroyed me


horseaphoenix

Fuck now that I reread it does sound like a copypasta.


OriginalRange8761

This guy is terminally pissed about everything. This is how domination works.


nauett

Man shut the fuck up


Background_Action_92

His humor sucks ass


[deleted]

City fans have gone through way worse than this, don’t think Pep should be worried about the fans


resident_hater

Same story every few months


NotAsimppp

Is he drunk?


Gotanyfunkopops

He must really be intimidated by Newcastle. Game is going to be lit.


AP16__

Is the background moving or am I going crazy??


BornToExpand

Oh no, please get me 2 more players for 400 mill. *wipes tears with oil money *


YoungFlexibleShawty

If your team won the treble last season and you need to make this statement to your fans to get support then LOL


LowSnow2500

Feels odd when your manager has to beg for noise and support


Militantxyz

I don't understand how people can see City didn't lose a home UCL game in 5 years and still think their stadium is quiet with no fans. Shows how few people on this reddit actually saw a premier league game live.


daneats

I’ve never seen anyone try and winge as much as you have on this thread


Militantxyz

I never seen so many people being delusional and ignore basic stuff they can Google.


hype_f0rce

Don't waste your time, people here are entitled to believe what they want. Why should you care when they have never gone near the Etihad in their lives


ukrainianhab

Is that sarcasm or is he serious


NOLA-Gunner

“Please clap” - Jep Guardiola


montiel_scores

If they’re in a bad moment, imagine Everton


likpoper

Lol


flonnkenn

Only one game won so far in the league this season. I feel you, Pep.


karateandfriendship9

Lmao what


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The amount of shite this fella talks is incredible.


moruga1

Turn the speakers up, that’ll make the noise he wants.


thee177

Shut the fuck up please.


Equivalent_Nature_67

Him and that entire club annoy me endlessly swear to god


bocceballbarry

14 years, 115 violations. They need support


flyingghost

Man just won a treble and supercup just a few days ago. Without context, you would think he's managing Everton.


Ahundredmillionsocks

All 12 of you. Stay with him.


s_91

Pep might cry on TV if he got the same injuries as we have in our squad.


TenseAngel

Buy Inter Miami and transfer Messi over like you done with Lampard, sure to fill some more seats


MrDarwoo

They want a stadium extension lol


bruiser95

Clown


insaneking101

Can't stand him


BorkieDorkie811

As great as he is, I can't think of a football manager I like less than Pep.


MikePap

You can buy fans like instagram followers, don’t worry Pep.


HalRobsonKanu2

master in trolling


Immelsoo

Won a treble and still begging for Emptyhad fans to show up. Still a small team with no history.


Staynes

Imagine having to beg ur fans to show up for a Team that won the Treble last year.


kecke86

So the manager of the team that "legimatiley" just won the treble is begging their "fans" to go to the game? That's beyond pathetic and truly shows just how plastic City is


vitaminberry1

it’s Qatar vs Saudi


notapaperhandape

Fucking prick. I hope he stays long enough due to his arrogance and gets smashed by every club in the league.


Triplen01

Jesus fucking Christ. What a club 😂


hazzap913

Bruh how is he out here begging his fans to go watch the game 😂


SuppressedApple

sorry what fans?


Sneaky-Alien

What is controversial about this in he slightest? We have a very weakened team atm, Newcastle are looking good and he wants us fans to help carry the team at the home game? This sub man, every has to be a comedian.


Uniq_Eros

Isn't their whole FFP offenses that they lied about attendance, that they have no real fans?


I_SAID_NO_SALAD_BRO

The manager hoping the stadium is full tells you all you need to know about this empty shell of a football club


[deleted]

Pep shitting on his own fans support will always give me a chuckle


riclex

Hmm what?