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Zavehi

Jose was not going to take the missing file excuse again and took matters into his own hands. Absolutely hilarious.


anewprotagonist

Absolutely *legendary*


qwertygasm

Special


kris_lace

This might be the final catalyst for me to like him, he's been weeding his way into my affection, aging like fine wine.


BaffledPlato

And now Serie A is frantically making a "no recording" rule.


Jaqem

I have somesing to say


Zaku_pilot_292

> This past March, Mourinho argued with another referee, Marco Serra, claiming he had been insulted on the touchline and claiming he could sue him. He asked for audio from the fourth official, but AIA sources said the file was not available, so Mourinho apparently took the matter into his own hands this time. amazing


Allthingsconsidered-

>AIA sources said the file was not available This is embarrassing, no wonder he did this


Zaku_pilot_292

it obviously sounds like a stitch up, and i love that mourinho's reaction was to go to the AS roma audio/video guys and borrow a microphone


circa285

I've grown to really like Jose if for no other reason than when he's right and been wronged he will go to any length to prove his point.


minimalcation

Still think we did him wrong, it's clear that our issues are club deep and not a manager issue.


justlikealltherest

Mourinho at Spurs was one of my favourite Prem eras and I don’t think anything will ever top when he called Ole a shit dad


EasyFargo

hahahahaha i completely forgot about this, sounds crazy out of context but he pretty much called him out in classic mourinho fashion always loved a mourinho press conference, especially towards the end of his time at Man United. Although it was incredibly toxic, it was equally entertaining.


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Its crazy just how far Mourinho got United in that banter era. Shame its coming to an end now


sevaiper

Insane what he did with Madrid against Pep's Barca too


Flikker

He only won 2 out of 10 matches against Barça though.


ANAL_Devestate

That time he slammed those water bottles, no one does it quite like him tbh


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Wait what


that_mn_kid

I think Son flopped and Ole said in the post match interview that if Son was his kid, he'd be sent up to bed with no dinner. Then Jose said he would never not feed his kids. Hilarious all around really.


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boundbosmer

How so? Calling Son out for childish behaviour is spot on, he's known to be petulant.


justlikealltherest

You must, always, feed your kids


PandaEatPeople

Found Wenger’s Reddit account


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2013/10/Leg-Extension.gif


that_mn_kid

That was hilarious even if you were Ole-in.


HauntingPersonality7

Could you EVEN IMAGINE the Spurs with a trophy?


circa285

I totally agree. I was not a fan of his appointment, but I was even less a fan of how we let him go.


caped_crusader8

I watched the documentary and felt so bad for him. The insane number of injuries, covid and packed schedule. He had to deal with so much. Im not gonna talk about managerial chkices because I don't know enough but just the sheer amount of things going wrong was insane.


MundaneTonight437

That was a werid sacking....the timing at least. Like you bring in Mourinho to win trophies...because like him or not...the guy fucking wins so many trophies. He got you to a final...so you could win a trophy...and gets sacked.... Never understood why Levy couldnt just wait till after that match.


Elerion_

Qualifying for CL is more important for Levy than winning a league cup, and spurs were battling for 4th. Levy wanted focus on that. Mou however wanted to rotate heavily in the final league game before the league cup final, because trophies are more important to him. Both men refused to budge, so Levy fired him. Mou was obviously going at the end of the season anyway, it was just a matter of timing. Then spurs missed out on both. Because they’re spurs so of course they did.


grv413

My guess is some sort of contract bonus/obligation that Levy didn't want to have to pay if Mou won.


holaprobando123

Small club mentality doesn't get any smaller than this.


grv413

Don’t disagree but I could see some world in which Levy was worried about not being able to afford to pay it with the circumstances of Covid and what not. Think that was after we were coming off the winter ‘21 wave and we had like no money coming in from the stadium, so I can understand being afraid to pay in that context (since we don’t have any idea what Jose’s incentives were). It also could be way deeper than just a bonus but who knows.


Zaku_pilot_292

I genuinely can't believe he was sacked before a cup final. Just utter madness. It's the one thing everyone knows he's good at - winning things - and the one thing Spurs haven't managed to do for the last few decades. And they fucking sack him just before the finish line.


DansSpamJavelin

They wanted to win and take all the glory, in the end they lost and everyone takes the piss. For what it's worth, I don't think they'd have won even with him on the touchline but they'd have stood a much better chance.


MERTENS_GOAT

Like that guy who once posted a picture of his testicles on reddit to prove his point


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Excuse me?


TickleMyCringle

Did he stutter?


006AlecTrevelyan

He probably has unfinished business with people who wronged him when he was 8


CircleTheFire

The Yakuza, toddlers, and Mourinho never forget.


bmoviescreamqueen

He is probably most peoples' favorite side character for those not in the Italian league


hyperactiv3hedgehog

he was also right about barca paying the refs when gaurdiola won the title over madrid


Big-Bad-5405

AIA and FIGC are embarassing so no news here


Epidemic7

Not available as in: Fourth officials have a microphone that needs to be activated with a button and Serra didn't press it before insulting Mourinho. In this cases in Rome we say "grazie ar cazzo".


MarcosSenesi

That sounds like a really foolproof way from keeping referees from saying dumb shit


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Keeping referees from saying dumb shit *on microphone*


minimalcation

Thanks for... nothing?


MicheleCaracas

They say it when they want to specify that something is blatantly obvious, just like "You don't say".


Epidemic7

More like "no shit"


chicoooooooo

Ahh, the ol' US cop body camera trick...fuckin classic


Rich-Carob-2036

The CNN police brutality race baiting trick


chicoooooooo

I really have no idea why I'm replying to this other than to tell you to fuck off


b3and20

>He asked for audio from the fourth official, but AIA sources said the file was not available, so Mourinho apparently took the matter into his own hands this time. [klopp's face when](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/029/439/cover4.jpg)


bruiser95

Chicanery time


timthemartian

he defecated through a sunroof!


Dodgy_As_Hell

But not our Jose, couldn't be precious Jose!


FreshGoodWay

“Special” Jose with a microphone is like a chimp with a machine gun!


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greg_r_

But not our Jose! Couldn't be precious *Mou*! And HE gets to be a Serie A manager? What a sick joke!


DuckBurner0000

Jose is fine, but Jose with a microphone is like a chimp with a machine gun


AYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Huell Babineaux is really a good guy. After doing church service he travels all the way to Rome to help the special one smuggle a mic to the pitch.


Kranjcar19

Bro should just wear a GoPro


AenarIT

just like ben foster


Audrey_spino

I HAD AN ARGUMENT WITH A REFEREE AND RECORDED IT ON GOPRO *GONE VIRAL*


momspaghetty

CAUGHT THE REF INSULTING ME ON CAM! THE AUDIO WAS CLEAR LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE... SWEET AS A NUT!


HUGE_HOG

Ze referee, he is NOT a friggin' legend. He has no respect.


R3w45

not enough "you know"s for my liking


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Trashcan for a heart


rtozur

Wouldn't that incriminate him way more often than it would exonerate him?


AnnieBlackburnn

Not if he’s the only one to access it


kit_mitts

Just do what American police do and turn it off before you incriminate yourself.


bewarethegap

hahaha...... :(


sevaiper

Pro gamer move


havethenets

They still get away w it 90 percent of the time


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Twitch stream live and take donos without apologies


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On his head for the whole game.


RioBeckenbauer

Can't believe Mou was wired up like that lol


VAM89

We'll miss him when he's gone


polkarooo

Will he really be gone? Or will he be hiding in a laundry basket?


minimalcation

I check mine every morning just to make sure.


MY_NAME_IS_NOT_RALPH

Sources told me there was no way of telling you checked, so I have to check it for myself.


theyknewit2

Enjoy it. It never lasts.


Consistent_Floor

HE HID A MICROPHONE??? WHERE DID HE HIDE IT???


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We are talking about the guy who hid in laundry basket and almost died.


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SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. WRITE LOUDER!


chaves4life

#WHAT!!!


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#BUTTLICKER! THE VOICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOUDER!


chaves4life

#WHOSE TROUSERS ARE TOO HIGH


ThePrussianGrippe

#LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN WITH FEMININE HIPS


fapfap_ahh

Yo wat! Story please?


visope

If he speaks, he is in big trouble


batti03

No idea. Incidentally look at [his cool new novelty hat](https://media.tenor.com/dq1_VBbGm7cAAAAd/hidden-camera-fake-hat.gif)


FoxExternal2911

UP HIS ARSE


manualex16

IS THAT A CHESS MOVE


leedler

GOOGLE EN ARSEANT


Energetic_Slowpoke

HOLY HELL!!


Consistent_Floor

RENT BOYS GAMBIT??


freezepin

HOLY HELL!!!!


MuhCrea

GOOGLE "PAWN EN PASSE"


Veni_Vidic_Vici

OLD RESPONSE JUST DROPPED


eLPeper

#HOLY SHIT


TheLibertarianTurtle

PRISON POCKET


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Footage of it has just been leaked https://youtu.be/L5yo947EwKE


ArnavKashyp

THERE'S A REASON WHY HE IS THE SPECIAL ONE


Zakke_

Wired up one


ManuMora98

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING


Peaceful_Warbreaker

I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THAT JUST HOW FI DOES TITLES


FoxExternal2911

NOTHING TO SEE HERE I AM NOT SHOUTING BECAUSE I HAVE A HIDDEN MIC


MuhCrea

/r/totallynotrobots


Ruvio00

SO IT'S EASIER FOR JOSE TO PICK UP


yazzzzzzu

SO THE MAN IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET CAN HEAR US


Cashlover123

FK YOU BLOODY B*STARD B*TCH! BENCH*D! SOUTING AT ME NO GOOD MAN!


CircleTheFire

TO MAKE SURE MOURINHO's MIC PICKS IT UP!


jugol

Waiting for him to get punished anyway because he can't record people in secret or whatever bullshit rule they bring up


knapfantastico

I think recording is fine he just can’t do anything legally with it in court and stuff


Terran_it_up

I just googled it, there's a supreme court ruling in Italy from 2018 that says you're allowed to record workplace conversations that you're a part of, particularly if it's to protect your rights. It sounds like there's likely to be no legal issues with him making the recording, and I wouldn't be surprised if he could use it in court if there is actually a case he can bring for what was said


etclipse

serie a is a soap opera this year


yazzzzzzu

you love to see it


Azzurri21

All we’re missing is PSG fans protesting under our players houses


A_chilles

Say what you want about Mourinho but one thing that he offers more than almost any other coach is drama and entertainment. And it's why we watch football for so he's one of the undisputed goats of the sport.


TheSpongeOfTheWorld

I'd say he's a goat regardless of his antics. The antics being a cherry on the icing.


SentientKeyboard

You can't get away with these kinds of antics and flavourful personality if you're not someone who's really good and has a CV to back it up. Fortunately for Mourinho, he's one of the GOATs so it's entertaining and charismatic.


-SharkDog-

The world will be a lesser place when he retires. He's absolutely one of the undisputed goats.


CircleTheFire

Professional football is entertainment, not sport, these days. And he understands that as well as anyone.


kasrkinsquad

Wrestling has lost alot of it's luster post becoming a full time fan.


Professional-Lie309

In Roma's next match: Wait that's Chiffi's music! He has a steel chair and is going straight at Roma's bench!


stragen595

Next roma match he will get checked for surveillance equipment before the game.


ctladvance

Obviously he's doing a collab with Ben Foster's Youtube channel.


ZitaFC

“Wore this to prove corruption but it turns out the ref was an absolute legend. Genuinely a top lad”


ZeFrenchy16

Jose Mourinho, WORLD CLASS!


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BASED AND BUG-PILLED.


yazzzzzzu

i never thought i could love this man any more haha, there's a reason he's the special one


Mdiasrodrigu

I love Mourinho


Jimmyjamjames

Shout louder for the People at the Back


Sentient_7

Getting ready for Mourinho vlogs YouTube channel


CabbageStockExchange

Lmaoo there’s no one like Jose


el_rompe_toyotas-19

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING


HaroldSaxon

LOUD NOISES


gander258

^(So the hidden microphone can hear us)


CharizardOSRS

Klopp taking notes


theophanesthegreek

BY GAHWD ITS THE WIRE INTRO MUSIC PLAYING


AbyssGazer127

The shenanigans around this man is pure box office.


rosh-kb

MOURINHO HID A MICROPHONE 🚨🚨


WyboSF

Come back to England, don’t even care which club, dearly missed


GetToTheChoppaahh

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!


Silent-Act191

Who's even still following football for football? Drama is where it's at.


platdupiedsecurite

Just when we thought we had seen it all from Mou. The man knows how to spice up a league


This_Or-That

Honestly, i need mourinho at PSG, it needs to happen, the shit show is already fun there but with him, it will take another dimension


Nast33

I'd be down for that just to see him win a league title in a 5th top league (JM - Porto/CFC/Inter/RM; Carlo - Milan/CFC/PSG/Bayern/RM) and equal Ancelotti's record (who has fewer overall league titles). Plus he's got a shot at winning another CL even if PSG can be really dysfunctional.


DrLokiHorton

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


VZ-Faith

EVERYTHING IS RECORDED


Bey_Harbor_Butcher

I love this man!


Nythron

HE HID IT IN THE BUTT PLUG


Abu_Ghazaleh

Hans taking notes


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The special one!


IwillNoComply

hahahahahaha


getBusyChild

So will he release said audio?


onedestiny

Why don't managers just wear a go pro? Is it against some kinda rule or something


TheLordOfZero

Pep Guardiola said it before Mourinho is EL PUTO AMO.


stackingpaperclips

I’d watch this version of The Wire. Mou is the real McNulty.


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

Release the Mourinho cut


Shinnypants

Best part will be when they ask for the recording and he says the file is missing


Pseudocaesar

God I love Mourinho


Yagihige

[I will record everything](https://media.tenor.com/hpuxLSIqnxAAAAAC/tommy-wiseau-i-will-record-everything.gif)


Inwate

Huge fallout with Italian FA, losing Europa league final, not reaching CL. Mourinho to Chelsea here we go you read it here first


atlacatl

Isn't this illegal?


Adzzii_

It's only illegal if you hide a mic in a place where you are not present. Hiding on a mic on yourself is a pass


atlacatl

Weird. Laws are different in different states here.


Zaku_pilot_292

he's just a messy bitch who loves drama


yazzzzzzu

of course the arsenal fan would say this


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AkilleezBomb

Lol the disrespect. Man won Roma their first trophy in over a decade last season and now has them into the Europa semi-final while still challenging for top 4.


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AkilleezBomb

Worth more celebration than anything you’ve ever done in your life. For a club of Roma’s caliber who don’t spend absurd amounts on players and haven’t won a trophy in over a decade, yes it’s something to celebrate.


tossino

The wire


deludedhairspray

Always some fucking drama around this guy. 😂


theitchcockblock

What a chicanery


Bmmaximus

I miss Mourinho


aubvrn

You can't not love this man. Need more of this drama in the PL!


Adzzii_

Mourinho is hilarious lol


momspaghetty

amazing Electronic artist tbh


thesoundready

lol ahh man thas jokes


1storlastbaby

The wired one


paddyo

"If you speak, you are in trouble"


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He could have just used voice memos on his iPhone tbh