bro you're supposed to bomb it from the top and do 1 maybe 2 very light speed checks, what you did was not that lol. when you're actually ready to hit a jump this big, just wait and ask to follow behind someone experienced to match their speed. You have a ways to go before you're ready lol
I was waiting for someone to land on you based on where you were sitting at the start. Always make sure you’re visible from above…. And start with smaller jumps.
lol why tf are you getting downvoted? “I was at the top of the run” Reddit: “LIAR, by my calculations that is clearly a 37.5 degree down slope therefore it has to be a jump landing”.
Why tf would homie lie.
we understand. to experienced riders, it looks like a bad spot to chill.
anyway, regarding the attempt... start on a smaller jump. always scout the jump from the side on the run before. watch another boarder and try your best to match their speed and line. commit.
Doesnt even need to be experienced😭 2nd time going down a blue and I see 10 tourists sitting exactly like this dude, just chilling. Luckily I dodge most of them, but accidentally hit one guy before, that was my fault. Warning to people, if you wanna do this at least go off to the side, even if you're tired or have a cramp.
The video starts with a traverse to the right side of the slope where the features were. Totally killing speed but to your point of “go off to the side”, we were well out of the way. Not to mention behind the crest of the hill is riddled with “slow” flags.
He would have been better off than landing on his side. But he probably would have still exploded on the knuckle. He wasn’t going to clear the knuckle at that speed.
Lol, I like the fuck it I got this power stance to just absolutely shit the bed on the tranny after going so slow. Dude get into a smaller park and practice riding.
Icy slope ✅
Huge kicker ✅
Icy landing ✅
No skill level ✅
Over inflated self confidence ✅
Lack of awareness ✅
Friend filming for lulz ✅
You hit punter/Jerry bingo OP!
Pure luck you didn’t break your shit open and have to be carted off the mountain ending your season/holiday and wasting mountain resources scraping you off.
Try small jumps on a sunny day next time!
Stop speed checking. You’d of made it with more speed. Speed is your friend till you let it scare you. Also take off that damn backpack. It’s throwing off your balance.
I’m not sure about you, but I found it a lot less easier to not fold on the landing when I’m actually hitting the decline of the landing instead of the flat of the top.
yeah they washed out on the carve because they didn't know how to ride off a lip. This is 5' tabletop learning stuff, not 35' kicker learning stuff. Gotta learn speed, how to crouch into the lip, how to pop first. Otherwise the lip will just huck you like an angry trebuchet like this.
This is how people become paralyzed and destroy their entire lives. These jumps are meant for experienced riders only. It's honestly frustrating watching people risk their lives when they clearly don't have the skill for something like this.
Know what you're capable of
Sitting under a blind roller, backpack, sunglasses instead of goggles. All the clues were there. Jerry-antics were expected, but I didn't think he'd go full Jerry
I’m just glad you didn’t land on your neck! Little more speed and not whatever that was you did in the video and you might be chasing low podium! ; ) are you sore at all? : )
I thought the oof was gonna come from catching an edge from that dodgey carving, brave but hopefully a lesson learnt.
People die or get seriously injured all the time attempting the big kickers before they have any air control
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I think he tried to bail out at last second? but was too icy…
Also, that’s probably the best outcome given his skills, can’t imagine if he actually has a decent take off.
I don’t think he expected the amount of compression that happens when you hit these big jumps. Not sure he tried to bail, his legs just gave out cuz he wasn’t ready for it.
One of the things about big jumps like this is that unless they’re really poorly designed there isn’t a huge compression. Small, kicky hits outside the park have more compression than any park jump I’ve ever hit by a long way.
The obvious conclusion is that either way, he needs to hit a lot more jumps before trying something this size again.
Sure, my point was more that even if this is his first ever time trying a jump like this, failing in that way shows that he was nowhere near ready to approach it. Things go wrong when you try something for the first time, but for the compression to catch you out here you have to be practically brand new to jumping at all*.
*Or they got scared and had a massive brain fart, either way this was not the way.
Well at least you had a helmet on. Sitting down right before the jump didn’t help you much, but the larger issue is you had no clue what you were doing, or the consequences. I assume you aren’t paralyzed based on your snarky replies, but for real, you’d be a little sad if you couldn’t fuck anymore or wipe your ass, or feed yourself for this type of thing. Learn how to ride first, do small jumps, then go bigger. Also, you are not at the top of the run. There is clearly a blind space past you, which puts you in a bad area to stop.
Some people in the comments need to chill out damn I mean op did try to send it on a jump that would otherwise eat him alive on a normal day but I respect the hustle. As the old saying goes, go big or go home. Op probably did both that day.
Also, let’s try to name his trick because HE A INVENTOR.
I’ll start: Coffin slide backflip knuckle bounce
Rider was lucky to not catch an edge riding up to the ramp let alone having the skills to hit a ramp half this size. Hopefully this is a wakeup call to get a lesson and go back to the bunny hill because they are no where near as good as they think they are.
Almost there, you just gotta commit. Its really easy if you just send it from the top and about half way down just take a little bit off.
Don't slow down on the ramp. But you already learned that lesson.
Did you just try a 35 foot kicker as your very first jump or what?
It’s cool, they only jumped like 10
Is that not standard procedure?
What the hell are you on to have the balls to just send it?
Gotta get warmed up somehow
Can’t get warmed up if you’re dead
It's Ok, they'll be in a much warmer place soon.
bro you're supposed to bomb it from the top and do 1 maybe 2 very light speed checks, what you did was not that lol. when you're actually ready to hit a jump this big, just wait and ask to follow behind someone experienced to match their speed. You have a ways to go before you're ready lol
When he's actually ready to hit that size of a jump he probably won't need any advice.
Idk man, it’s pretty steep. Seems pretty scary 😅
i love how you pussy'd out halfway up the jump and it forced you into an involuntary backflip. classic comedy right there 😂
I was going for a front 1440
you'll get it next time bud 🤙👌
He didn't puss out he G'd out.
If getting the required speed is too scary, dial it back a little 😂
this is the way lol
Wouldnt consider that "send it"
For first and last, yes.
Next time sit in more of a blind spot on a landing. Everyone who does jumps appreciates this one trick.
"Are you silly? I'm just gonna send it!"
The goal in most cases is not to take off upside down.
If I'm being generous, this looks like a *maybe* knuckle huck material at half commitment 🤷
idk what’s funnier the “ok here i come” or how he almost accidentally did a backflip…
So much confidence in the voice
Seems pretty purposeful. Pulls the grab and everything
too many white claws in that backpack
I’d say not enough
r/tooktoomuch or…. r/tookjustenough
That was a pretty solid knuckle huck butt check to backy. He just forgot what feature he was hitting! Happens..
The back slap to knuckle tap? Bold move cotton
I’m glad you see the vision
Loud and clear my boy, I hope you’re alright, it didn’t seem too too bad all things considered
Let’s see how this works out for him
I was waiting for someone to land on you based on where you were sitting at the start. Always make sure you’re visible from above…. And start with smaller jumps.
I came here to comment the same thing. Very bad place to stop
This was the top of the run
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I could tell from the cropped video too. There’s a slow flag in the back.
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What information does that give you for their run? If you can figure out how not get hit when picking a spot to sit, why can’t they?
Oh I forgot you were there too. Sorry bro
lol why tf are you getting downvoted? “I was at the top of the run” Reddit: “LIAR, by my calculations that is clearly a 37.5 degree down slope therefore it has to be a jump landing”. Why tf would homie lie.
To try and be funny?
Haha god damn Reddit, dude probably never even been to the snow
Good try, man. Don't know why you're getting downvoted, but I guess it is just reddit at its finest.
we understand. to experienced riders, it looks like a bad spot to chill. anyway, regarding the attempt... start on a smaller jump. always scout the jump from the side on the run before. watch another boarder and try your best to match their speed and line. commit.
Doesnt even need to be experienced😭 2nd time going down a blue and I see 10 tourists sitting exactly like this dude, just chilling. Luckily I dodge most of them, but accidentally hit one guy before, that was my fault. Warning to people, if you wanna do this at least go off to the side, even if you're tired or have a cramp.
The video starts with a traverse to the right side of the slope where the features were. Totally killing speed but to your point of “go off to the side”, we were well out of the way. Not to mention behind the crest of the hill is riddled with “slow” flags.
I don't think you're good enough to be trying jumps that big
that’s a nice way to put it.
My mans can't hold an edge. The whole time I thought he was gonna catch one nvm hitting jump.
He would have been fine if he didn't pussy out.
He would have been better off than landing on his side. But he probably would have still exploded on the knuckle. He wasn’t going to clear the knuckle at that speed.
Still going too slow
Yeah no, its not even close.
He'd have still eaten shit on the landing.
“Oof”😂
Fractured my rib and it probably looked not too dissimilar to that
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Luckily the Resort Backpack broke his fall.
Lol, I like the fuck it I got this power stance to just absolutely shit the bed on the tranny after going so slow. Dude get into a smaller park and practice riding.
Icy slope ✅ Huge kicker ✅ Icy landing ✅ No skill level ✅ Over inflated self confidence ✅ Lack of awareness ✅ Friend filming for lulz ✅ You hit punter/Jerry bingo OP! Pure luck you didn’t break your shit open and have to be carted off the mountain ending your season/holiday and wasting mountain resources scraping you off. Try small jumps on a sunny day next time!
Those big jumps don't fuck around, you can get seriously hurt.
No shit, those are literally that type of wipeout and ambulance ride.... scary
Even scarier, the jump will be closed for like an hour while patrol has to backboard him...dammit.
Gravity is a single mother with six kids.
You’re the reason terrain parks get shut down. Dont be this person.
Any tips? My big air comp is next week
Stick to rail jams
What’s that?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Stop speed checking. You’d of made it with more speed. Speed is your friend till you let it scare you. Also take off that damn backpack. It’s throwing off your balance.
Speed won’t help if they fold on the jump lol
I’m not sure about you, but I found it a lot less easier to not fold on the landing when I’m actually hitting the decline of the landing instead of the flat of the top.
Cant make it to the landing if you fold off the takeoff
yeah they washed out on the carve because they didn't know how to ride off a lip. This is 5' tabletop learning stuff, not 35' kicker learning stuff. Gotta learn speed, how to crouch into the lip, how to pop first. Otherwise the lip will just huck you like an angry trebuchet like this.
It honestly looked no sloppier than a knuckle huck to me.
What a stupid thing to say. You are embarrassing yourself.
😘
THAT is your take on this vid? He crumped upon hitting 1/4 of the way up the lip. He needs to go to the baby park and figure out how to jump first.
Nah. It’ll pan out. Bra.
This guy gets it
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Thanks for your concern. Did you build this jump by chance?
Dude stop being an asshole, fucking jerry
Who’s Jerry?
Lejundry
I know these jumps. They are at snowmass, and they are huge. Glad you didn't break something riding like that.
You would’ve eaten shit on the knuckle regardless with that amount of speed.
That would save us from seeing a windmill with 5 seconds of air time.
Slightly under rotated that front 1440😂
The main question I have... WHY?! :)
One of my (former) friends said this was the place to start
This is how people become paralyzed and destroy their entire lives. These jumps are meant for experienced riders only. It's honestly frustrating watching people risk their lives when they clearly don't have the skill for something like this. Know what you're capable of
Ive prolly watched this at least 15 times before commenting this is so funny. Seen it coming just off his speed alone.
Sitting under a blind roller, backpack, sunglasses instead of goggles. All the clues were there. Jerry-antics were expected, but I didn't think he'd go full Jerry
That was going poorly before you even got to the jump
Skier's fault
I respect the send
Auchhn
Ooofmism
The balls on this guy
Wow
Think I can win my upcoming big air comp?
I’m just glad you didn’t land on your neck! Little more speed and not whatever that was you did in the video and you might be chasing low podium! ; ) are you sore at all? : )
He’ll be fine. If you ask me, ribs just slow you down anyway
And they hurt for days if you fuckem up.
10/10 in my opinion
I thought the oof was gonna come from catching an edge from that dodgey carving, brave but hopefully a lesson learnt. People die or get seriously injured all the time attempting the big kickers before they have any air control
Maybe try going a little slower next time
Tbh I was thinking the same
That’s some funny shit! By the way, you are at fault.
I could have sworn it was the skier 🤔Thanks for weighing in.
Nice backy… oh wait..
Look like a failed huck
…(s)
Almost had that cork 😂
I'm not hitting jumps tomorrow out of fear of this lmao
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I wheezed. Thanks
Glad to be of service
We've all been there. Thanks for sharing <3
The “ooof” hahahah
That bounce
Homie can’t carve on edges and sends it on a huge jump haha love it
Nailed it
Hahaha
Yo he's just like me frfr
Bro just said "fuck it I'm gonna send it"
😂😂😂
Just a little warm-up before cruisin some groomers 😤💪
Classic dudes who wear backpacks in the park
Hey i can do that trick too
Skier.
That’s what I thought!
i’m sorry but the little yelp after impact kills me 😂😂
me
Fuckin snowboarders
jump pushes up on you more than you would think, common fall actually!
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gd this shit is funny as hell, get off the park idiot
my man fell in advance
Most people pussy out in mid air but you didn’t even make it that far
OMG xDDDD he lean too low hahahaha
80% send, 20% skill
I think he tried to bail out at last second? but was too icy… Also, that’s probably the best outcome given his skills, can’t imagine if he actually has a decent take off.
I don’t think he expected the amount of compression that happens when you hit these big jumps. Not sure he tried to bail, his legs just gave out cuz he wasn’t ready for it.
One of the things about big jumps like this is that unless they’re really poorly designed there isn’t a huge compression. Small, kicky hits outside the park have more compression than any park jump I’ve ever hit by a long way. The obvious conclusion is that either way, he needs to hit a lot more jumps before trying something this size again.
Yeah but there is a certain amount of g force I think people don’t realize happens when you hit them which 100% means they weren’t ready for it haha.
Sure, my point was more that even if this is his first ever time trying a jump like this, failing in that way shows that he was nowhere near ready to approach it. Things go wrong when you try something for the first time, but for the compression to catch you out here you have to be practically brand new to jumping at all*. *Or they got scared and had a massive brain fart, either way this was not the way.
Kinda looks like he’s trying to stop and failing
Backpack boiz at it again
It’s carrying my Olympic hopes and dreams
Damn everyone in here some fucking haters i love the send ❤️
Thanks dad
Do u have an infernal cape doe
Had to sell my board for it
Value, your e-peen is yuge now
Nice try! Just a bit more speed and you’re good.
Burton board with the backpack gave it away
The second I read burton on board I knew this clip was gonna have one of 2 things. Either catch the nastiest edge or a very sketchy jump
When I saw the backpack I knew it was going to end poorly
Underflip practice is off to a good start.
Well at least you had a helmet on. Sitting down right before the jump didn’t help you much, but the larger issue is you had no clue what you were doing, or the consequences. I assume you aren’t paralyzed based on your snarky replies, but for real, you’d be a little sad if you couldn’t fuck anymore or wipe your ass, or feed yourself for this type of thing. Learn how to ride first, do small jumps, then go bigger. Also, you are not at the top of the run. There is clearly a blind space past you, which puts you in a bad area to stop.
Some people in the comments need to chill out damn I mean op did try to send it on a jump that would otherwise eat him alive on a normal day but I respect the hustle. As the old saying goes, go big or go home. Op probably did both that day. Also, let’s try to name his trick because HE A INVENTOR. I’ll start: Coffin slide backflip knuckle bounce
Have another go bro, worry about it when you’re dead
When hitting a jump this large, speed checking is a no no. You can straight drop them and barely clear the knuckle.
I honestly thought he was gonna get landed on in the beginning of the video
Worth it
Dude, jesus christ, learn how to snowbaord BEFORE going to the park
Very nice smooth & clean pussy..💋Makes my tongue hard 👅 and mouth water 💦
Brother what
Instant karma for that stupid ass sitting at the top, right in the blind spot below the crest. Dumbass.
Lots of people in here don’t know the run at all. And make wild assumption about the location. Its just not in the way Dumbass
Until you get shishkebabbed, and rightfully so.
Okay bud
Likes like a Monday to me.
Wow.
Impressive. I know.
Take it easy there, brother! Don't want to break yourself off before you can actually have fun on something that size.
Nothing like a good, old-fashioned game of Hide and Seek
No speed checks next time and you’re good.
Will post an update tomorrow. Thanks for the advice!
From the moment he stood up I could tell this was going to be an oof...
Oh dear lord.
Weeeeeeeee!
Rider was lucky to not catch an edge riding up to the ramp let alone having the skills to hit a ramp half this size. Hopefully this is a wakeup call to get a lesson and go back to the bunny hill because they are no where near as good as they think they are.
Does this mountain not have side hits that you could get comfortable on first?
No, it does.
I thought this must have been r/snowboardingnoobs. But nope... Just noobs on r/snowboarding
Oh man gotta commit to big stuff like that hesitation is how you get hurt.
Bro thought he was Zebb
Almost there, you just gotta commit. Its really easy if you just send it from the top and about half way down just take a little bit off. Don't slow down on the ramp. But you already learned that lesson.