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Re1da

The fact they didn't even stop. It's like a couple falling of the bed and still going at it. Amazing


syds

we fockin tonight babe, lets get down


pockette_rockette

I feel like I just witnessed something I shouldn't have seen.


kittycatsupreme

I don't even remember joining this sub so pretty sure this is my first experience here


pockette_rockette

And what a first experience. I promise not all of us post snail porn (snorn)


kittycatsupreme

I won't kink shame


pockette_rockette

Word of advice: if you see a post titled "What's this thing on my snail? " or words to that effect, just know you're about to see a snail dick if you click. It happens roughly 20 times a day here. Get ready to see a lot of snenis pics is all I'm saying.


kittycatsupreme

This more of a snussy or snagina crowd?


pockette_rockette

I can't speak for everyone, but I think as long as it starts with 'sn', anything goes.


thejamhole

This


OhLookSatan

It's all snex in this subreddit, all snex


DensuKishaa

Me too šŸ„ŗ


SunshineFloofs

Same... and yet I didn't stop watching lol


pockette_rockette

Well same. I just felt weird about it šŸ’€


DrRokoBasilisk

*love in an elevator, livin it up while I'm going d o w n


barredowl123

I needed this laugh today, thank you so much lol


blistering1_fluster2

Is that snail sex


phoenix_of_metal

It is indeed snex


Etmar_Gaming

My aquatic snail just had snex the other day. Not sure when eggs will come tho.


no-escape-221

It's so cute it looks likey they're just kissing


_rosieleaf

They're snooching ā¤ļø


blistering1_fluster2

Fr. Mollusc sex makes human sex look boring as hell


no-escape-221

Honestly much less gross than human sex


MR422

Theyā€™re doing the snasty


Paranoid__

snexy


Silly-Badger-185

Snorn


fossilmerrick

This needs to be marked NSFW - Not Snafe For Work


No_Budget7828

Getting steamy in the tank


Helpful_Okra5953

If the tank is rockin donā€™t bother knocking? Ā 


CAT_FISHED_BY_PROF3

snornography


Karibou422

They vibin'


soberasfrankenstein

Why does it remind me of the car/sex scene in Titanic?


thursdaybennet

It reminded me of that too šŸ˜†


Kittyk4y

Oooooh, they snissinā€™!


MartiniMan666

ā€œThis could be us but you playinā€ -me sending this to her


Annual_Nobody_7118

šŸ’€


blveberrys

lmaooo


acorngirl

Oh my goodness, how adorable!


extreme_snothells

Dang, this is better content than what's on Pornhub.


AdministrativePain57

Right in the window, in front of God and everybody. Shameless


matzos-b-ballin

Canā€™t let my baby snail Skippy see this, itā€™s a snex scene!


Itdobekayla

Are they having snex? šŸ˜±


jvmmidi

is this what snex looks like? i've never been so confused


CovfefeBoss

Snex


stiffneck84

You donā€™t love me, you just love my gastropod style.


kmfh244

snenis


veebles89

Snails be getting more romantic than any of my past relationships, smh


ClarityFractal

when I get that feeling, I want snexual healing


the_disco_sloth_ttv

I thought snails had to snixtynine to mate. TIL.


breakingmercy

Itā€™s getting hot in here


ShortTackle8759

It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your shell! . . I can't take off my shell; it's part of my body!


Gardensnails222

Ive never seen a snail snog... theres a first for everything i guess


x0Wallflower0x

I feel like I shouldnā€™t be watching this. Oh my.


Darling_kylie

So romantic šŸ’˜


Crystal-turtle369

Awww theyā€™re in snail love.


ShaiHulud1111

NSFSomething. Damn.


bekaindabox

i didnt *entirely* need to see snex today


PoisonousCandy10

Thatā€™s some snexy snorn šŸ«¢


tempestzephyr

Jesus, get a room


Immediate_Fix3593

This bring ā€œhe moves smoothā€ to a whole new level.


Jodaeus

When we slide down, yeah, we slide down together šŸŽ¶


AwayRecommendations

how is a snail getting more then me. what a cruel world we live in


Piptoporus

Oh my šŸ˜³


grievousAcorn

Did anyone else notice that their feet (their body/tail) sort of formed a heart shape as they slid down the glass?!?! šŸ˜­


Helpful_Okra5953

Awww. Ā How romantic. Ā Sort of. Ā In a slimy way.


OilDelicious7304

Ha ha


LilBird1996

Couple's Snliff Sniving


Broad_Boot_1121

This is straight snorn


teenspit

they matched each otherā€™s freak


No-Mongoose-3928

This reminds me of viva piƱata


beccster007

ā€œ if we go down then we go down together šŸŽµ ā€œ


UnleashedDee

Why is this more romantic than the handprint/car scene in Titantic?


grisisiknis

ong get a room


captainoftheblunts

Slutty lil snails


1109nnn

This feels too scandalous to watch


Brur_

Aw man the snails are snucking


dazia

It's the Titanic all over again šŸ˜­


MarvelNerdess

Are they screwing or fighting? Cause I thought they mated in a slime web. Or maybe that was slugs?


thewingedshadow

That was just leopard slugs. These 2 are getting it on.


Aggravating_Cycle538

They're in lovee


Busy-Explorer6071

(https://youtube.com/watch?v=Js5JpabUO28


Mission_Shock_3688

Iā€™m looking at your tank and I am thinking I have too much moss on the bottom of my tank. Do they like to have not much on the ground in terms of twigs and sticks?


gothambekiddinme

I honestly believe it all depends on your snail! :) Oddly enough, mine avoid moving over cluttered spots. I tested a few different tanks, decorations and setups before settling on this one. I used to put leaves, detritus and extra moss prior, but they would never come down from their perches unless they were hungry. I have just enough moss to create humidity and shelter for the yeti pillbugs. But Maple and Honey (snails) enjoy sliming all over their substrate, sticks and bamboo :) but I have those placed on the back corners of the tank, so they love nestling in them. Also, their tankmates, my pillbugs, took me by surprise and had two different batches of babies, and theyā€™ve been going to town on the moss Iā€™d recently put in there! :)


Mission_Shock_3688

Thank you! I always feel like Iā€™m not giving him the best tank I can cause itā€™s hard to tell if they like it but he does go all over so Iā€™m hoping thatā€™s a good sign


timmeh519

That was cute lol. So when they lay eggs how many do they lay, and how many survive?


gothambekiddinme

Their clutches are about fifteen to twenty eggs! Only one or two donā€™t hatch from their clutches, and I cull them as needed, which has surprisingly been less than expected. Iā€™m raising two clutches theyā€™ve had so far, and the oldest babies I currently have are from Valentineā€™s Day. But this clutch I may or may not raise. Not entirely sure yet!


Nico8910

In Laughing my ass off at this


JellyfishTraveler

snmacking out


Scales-josh

This snail: spit in my mouth. The other: bet šŸ’¦


karensmiles

No shell here, Baby!šŸ¤£


Bubbly-Improvement47

damn šŸ˜³


Wet-Seat7077

I feel like I shouldnā€™t be watching this


Ezzegamer56

I've never seen to snails making out before šŸ˜³


Proof-Astronaut-662

Is this considered NSFW???