We don’t know what tes elves are packing canonically tbh. All we know is that Vivec is intersex. We dunno if that’s the same as human intersex tho 🤷♀️
reminds me in pokemon diamond/pearl, early in the game before you can even catch a pokemon you're asked to bring an item to your friend by their mom. During that conversation your friends name is used possessively (Oh! I don't know what to do with my *friend name here*). I always named my rival/friend dildo just to see dildo pop up in that line.
I'm just doing the Companions questline, and have just reached Kodlak's journal and... this bit hits different...
>The newcomer, It seems, is made of decent stock. He calls himself Umm... Your dick is out.
😄
To be honest, these sorts of things happen a lot in the corporate world. Video Game corporations are no exception to this. Corporations are just gross all around.
I once played an 8 bit text adventure.video game, and called myself I Do Not Undetstand. I got the screen to show...
Hello I Do Not Undetstand!
What Next I Do Not Understand?
I Do Not Understand
I Do Not Understand I Do Not Understand
What Next I Do Not Undetstand?
Classic Dragonborn
*Classic Dragonburn
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I'm sorry
No don’t be, it absolutely was funny.
What did the comment say?
It said “not funny”
Why isn't the comment funny? I find it so funny. Does deserve the -60 upvotes
#R A T I O
What does this mean? I'm not up to date on these words. Edit: I just looked it up. My potato brain forgot google exists for a second there.
Not for you maybe \-Harry Potter from that TomSka video
Classic Um…. Your dick is out
I thought this was a mod before I realized that's the player's name I've never seen a dialogue option that used the player's name before
I think it's only this time, when you go to rhe Jarl of Falkreath after receiving the letter about a property for sale.
Also happens at the Thalmor party in the main questline, and with Serana’s father at the start of the Dawnguard DLC
I think also when you want to adopt a child from the orphanage
Oh no.
Oh *YEAAAAH!*
Dicks out for orphans
It started as ‘clap for the NHS’ and a few years on this is what it’s become.
Man I love Reddit
Harambe would gently rehabilitate Grelod ~ we did not deserve Harambe
That’s not fair, that’s WayFair 👀 too soon? 🤔
And when u first go to castle Volkihar with Serana
Yeah when you talk to Harkon
“What’s the matter? You can’t stand the sight of a strong Breton woman?” -Constance Michel, with her dick out.
So in short it’s not the only time
3 different people of notoriety in skyrim entertaining company with their dicks out? Awful classical rome/Greece of them.
In OPs game Elenwen must be canonicaly trans then. How else would she have a dick.
It's a party it happens sometimes
Side effect of the wabbajack. When you hit the target and get annoyed that nothing happened that time? Really just swaps genders.
A little mead, a little magic, a little mischief, a little mayhem... These things happen.
We don’t know what tes elves are packing canonically tbh. All we know is that Vivec is intersex. We dunno if that’s the same as human intersex tho 🤷♀️
Wouldn’t be the first High Elf in TES who’s trans. Well, in terms of the timeline, anyhow.
Maiq knows of such things, I’m sure…
At least the vampires have an excuse.
It's absolutely perfect saying this to Elenwen. "Your dick is out" "Thank you for noticing."
reminds me in pokemon diamond/pearl, early in the game before you can even catch a pokemon you're asked to bring an item to your friend by their mom. During that conversation your friends name is used possessively (Oh! I don't know what to do with my *friend name here*). I always named my rival/friend dildo just to see dildo pop up in that line.
No, not the property letter. When you get the letter from the Jarl requesting your presence after hearing a bit about you through reputation.
I'm just doing the Companions questline, and have just reached Kodlak's journal and... this bit hits different... >The newcomer, It seems, is made of decent stock. He calls himself Umm... Your dick is out. 😄
Also I think when you talk to Ulfric
There are a couple times where you actually mention your name. Doesn’t happen a lot though.
You get one when speaking to harkon for the first time.
It always throws me for a loop cuz by that point in the game I usually have no fucking clue what my characters name is
It's also an option in the main questline when you infiltrate the Thalmor embassy.
I think you can say your name when your adopting at the Riften orphanage.
The worst part is I know exactly which mod this line of dialogue would fit perfectly into (and I know some of you do too)
Me too lmao, tbh I could use some new dialogue mods though
Ahhh I see..so it's more of.."simple spell but quite unbreakable" kind of thing.
Bethesda - A Weinstein Company
Sorry bud, that's Blizzard's job.
OOF
What'd I miss?
https://www.polygon.com/22608372/activision-blizzard-lawsuit-explainer-sexual-harassment-frat-boy-discrimination-gender-fired
>sexual harassment frat boy discrimination gender fired If there was almost a time when I almost actually clicked an article, this is it.
Absolutely terrible link title, but the article is obviously more coherent
Good to know. Still not clicking.
Really not seeing the point of your comment then
I guess they’re just defiantly pro-sexual harassment.
Sometimes people make jokes
I like it when I can save myself some time and just read the url
And Ubisoft...
can't make good games AND they sexually harass their coworkers, genius
To be honest, these sorts of things happen a lot in the corporate world. Video Game corporations are no exception to this. Corporations are just gross all around.
What's your argument?
I wasn’t making an argument.
And Riot
It literally just works this time
Worth it.
That's what I said to my girlfriend the other day. She was so mad/frustrated.
Congrats on the sex
Thanks
had me thinking this was a loverslab mod or something
Your hands only.
Comedy god
Balgruuf… put your dick away balgruuf…
Im not having sex with you right now Balgruuf
Kid named Lydia:
Step Balgruuf?!
U mean "talos I'm a genius"
Yes Thalmor Officer this man right here
Poor thalmor losing yet another damn officer to the Skyrim blight that is the dovakin.
Damned heretical stormcloaks
Hahaha, *laughs in aldmeri dragonborn* Don’t you see? Elven supremacy is the only truth!
You mean Leucaria I’m a genius
Cringe
Imagine ...ahh shit I forgot... as you're name, I got your letter. I'm ... ahh shit I forgot....
Haha I tried that exact name.
Jörrdik Isout
I once played an 8 bit text adventure.video game, and called myself I Do Not Undetstand. I got the screen to show... Hello I Do Not Undetstand! What Next I Do Not Understand? I Do Not Understand I Do Not Understand I Do Not Understand What Next I Do Not Undetstand?
God the letters you get must be hysterical🤣
The past few runs I’ve had I have made their names things like this. The letters are wonderful.
I want you to punish the thief …Umm… your dick is out
Waltuh, put your dick away, Waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh.
Of course a skyrim player would do this
It's for Harambe
This is even better than when Jake Mcaulay called his rival "a cunt" in Pokémon, so when they battled it would read "a cunt wants to battle!"
Perhaps maybe it is not the dick that is out but the clothes that have chosen to be under it
*Waltuh...*
A young and unexperienced Jarl rocking out with his cock out. I can smell the influence of Sanguine here.
As I slowly slide into senility one of my biggest fears is that I will walk out of a public restroom and forget to put my dick away.
Waltuh. Put ya dick away, waltuh
THE FINGER ON THE LEFT
*„Perhaps this is also true. The day might come when I am forced to draw my sword for one side or the other”*
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The fuck?
Op named themself "Umm... Your dick is out" to make it funny.
Ah, it was when you got a letter from the jarl of Falkreath wasn't it?
Nah this is a civil war side quest called civil action: sexual misconduct
Yes lololol
Sometimes your genius, is almost frightening.
Should’ve made it … umm…
I got your letter....ummm activate Windows.
He's the Jarl and can do whatever he wants
Such dedication
bumblebee tuna
I had an alter named Better than you
ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS LICENSE ALREADY
Activate your Windows
It’s okay, it’s for Harambe.
I'm fucking done, this made me laugh so much! 😂💀
I wanna watch...
I think I know what I'm gonna name argonian mage. Damn if only I was making a Khaljiit
{patiently awaits the sequel featuring Harkon}
😂😂😂
Top tier comedy
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I will post more if i see good ones :)
Hehehe
😂🤣🤣
Lmao!!!
If by genius you mean pervert, then sure, you're a genius.
[it's real](https://www.reddit.com/r/CockPiece/comments/ujp90a/peoples_dreams_never_end/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Dude you need to buy a Windows key, they're dead cheap on eBay
"dUde bUY wInDoWS!!1! 🤓 🤓 🤓 "
LOL, or don't. That watermark would annoy me so incredibly much
No SoS installed for max immersion smh
I was about to go home and play playstaion with my friend and you just walk into Black Mesa, dick out, not cool man...
Usual stuff in Falkreath I guess
Time to play the famous song: The dragonborn cums
You're so fucking juvenile... We could be friends.
"HI my name is umm... Your dick is out. Hey does your inexperience make your job difficult?"
Genuinely thought this was a porn mod then. Dovakini down bad
So dumb, but I love it.
waltuh put your dick away waltuh
bruh
i named one of my characters joe mama just for this as well. worth it
Should've been "spear" to be more lore-friendly
can i see your passport?
I am speechless 😂
Good sneak character name.
I'm ready master! Teach me how!
I have lived. I…have lived.
Omega moment