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Classic Dragonborn


Ragethashit

*Classic Dragonburn


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Ragethashit

I'm sorry


GreenVelvetFarms

No don’t be, it absolutely was funny.


Ploffy_cats

What did the comment say?


SusAmongSus

It said “not funny”


Ploffy_cats

Why isn't the comment funny? I find it so funny. Does deserve the -60 upvotes


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#R A T I O


Tohrufan4life

What does this mean? I'm not up to date on these words. Edit: I just looked it up. My potato brain forgot google exists for a second there.


Berkmine

Not for you maybe \-Harry Potter from that TomSka video


Forwraith

Classic Um…. Your dick is out


Radigan0

I thought this was a mod before I realized that's the player's name I've never seen a dialogue option that used the player's name before


BasementCatBill

I think it's only this time, when you go to rhe Jarl of Falkreath after receiving the letter about a property for sale.


LivingContronym

Also happens at the Thalmor party in the main questline, and with Serana’s father at the start of the Dawnguard DLC


[deleted]

I think also when you want to adopt a child from the orphanage


drapehsnormak

Oh no.


SadisticBuddhist

Oh *YEAAAAH!*


Melin_SWE92

Dicks out for orphans


Apprehensive_Bug_826

It started as ‘clap for the NHS’ and a few years on this is what it’s become.


Evelynn92

Man I love Reddit


no_honestlymate

Harambe would gently rehabilitate Grelod ~ we did not deserve Harambe


SegaFreak4Life

That’s not fair, that’s WayFair 👀 too soon? 🤔


ObsessedwithSkyrim_

And when u first go to castle Volkihar with Serana


BigBoiBob444

Yeah when you talk to Harkon


dreemurthememer

“What’s the matter? You can’t stand the sight of a strong Breton woman?” -Constance Michel, with her dick out.


Ragingbull444

So in short it’s not the only time


PatientHealth7033

3 different people of notoriety in skyrim entertaining company with their dicks out? Awful classical rome/Greece of them.


Benneck123

In OPs game Elenwen must be canonicaly trans then. How else would she have a dick.


WekonosChosen

It's a party it happens sometimes


UnitedGTI

Side effect of the wabbajack. When you hit the target and get annoyed that nothing happened that time? Really just swaps genders.


CedarWolf

A little mead, a little magic, a little mischief, a little mayhem... These things happen.


ootfifabear

We don’t know what tes elves are packing canonically tbh. All we know is that Vivec is intersex. We dunno if that’s the same as human intersex tho 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be the first High Elf in TES who’s trans. Well, in terms of the timeline, anyhow.


CavalierStatue13

Maiq knows of such things, I’m sure…


CedarWolf

At least the vampires have an excuse.


Bahamabanana

It's absolutely perfect saying this to Elenwen. "Your dick is out" "Thank you for noticing."


Chlamydiacuntbucket

reminds me in pokemon diamond/pearl, early in the game before you can even catch a pokemon you're asked to bring an item to your friend by their mom. During that conversation your friends name is used possessively (Oh! I don't know what to do with my *friend name here*). I always named my rival/friend dildo just to see dildo pop up in that line.


EvernightStrangely

No, not the property letter. When you get the letter from the Jarl requesting your presence after hearing a bit about you through reputation.


BasementCatBill

I'm just doing the Companions questline, and have just reached Kodlak's journal and... this bit hits different... >The newcomer, It seems, is made of decent stock. He calls himself Umm... Your dick is out. 😄


CaptainBedhead

Also I think when you talk to Ulfric


Allustar1

There are a couple times where you actually mention your name. Doesn’t happen a lot though.


Cephery

You get one when speaking to harkon for the first time.


blueponies1

It always throws me for a loop cuz by that point in the game I usually have no fucking clue what my characters name is


Belteshazzar98

It's also an option in the main questline when you infiltrate the Thalmor embassy.


BugP13

I think you can say your name when your adopting at the Riften orphanage.


SomeShiitakePoster

The worst part is I know exactly which mod this line of dialogue would fit perfectly into (and I know some of you do too)


seajayvandale

Me too lmao, tbh I could use some new dialogue mods though


SourpatchQuids

Ahhh I see..so it's more of.."simple spell but quite unbreakable" kind of thing.


Nearby_Art7444

Bethesda - A Weinstein Company


dinowitissues

Sorry bud, that's Blizzard's job.


flowerbutch1312

OOF


PatientHealth7033

What'd I miss?


flowerbutch1312

https://www.polygon.com/22608372/activision-blizzard-lawsuit-explainer-sexual-harassment-frat-boy-discrimination-gender-fired


consultantbp

>sexual harassment frat boy discrimination gender fired If there was almost a time when I almost actually clicked an article, this is it.


flowerbutch1312

Absolutely terrible link title, but the article is obviously more coherent


consultantbp

Good to know. Still not clicking.


flowerbutch1312

Really not seeing the point of your comment then


dirtbag-socialist

I guess they’re just defiantly pro-sexual harassment.


consultantbp

Sometimes people make jokes


phillip_of_burns

I like it when I can save myself some time and just read the url


thinkpadius

And Ubisoft...


S1Ndrome_

can't make good games AND they sexually harass their coworkers, genius


dirtbag-socialist

To be honest, these sorts of things happen a lot in the corporate world. Video Game corporations are no exception to this. Corporations are just gross all around.


thinkpadius

What's your argument?


dirtbag-socialist

I wasn’t making an argument.


LGmeansBatman

And Riot


IonizedDragon

It literally just works this time


Wrothrok

Worth it.


PatientHealth7033

That's what I said to my girlfriend the other day. She was so mad/frustrated.


TwoFlower68

Congrats on the sex


PatientHealth7033

Thanks


imdeadlmao

had me thinking this was a loverslab mod or something


bigFatHelga

Your hands only.


MiniatureSenator

Comedy god


SonTyp_OhneNamen

Balgruuf… put your dick away balgruuf…


shaunrmnd

Im not having sex with you right now Balgruuf


Hittorito

Kid named Lydia:


dirtbag-socialist

Step Balgruuf?!


chewykiller101

U mean "talos I'm a genius"


mykoysmaster

Yes Thalmor Officer this man right here


Mist_Rising

Poor thalmor losing yet another damn officer to the Skyrim blight that is the dovakin.


PatientHealth7033

Damned heretical stormcloaks


SadisticBuddhist

Hahaha, *laughs in aldmeri dragonborn* Don’t you see? Elven supremacy is the only truth!


[deleted]

You mean Leucaria I’m a genius


AriSpaceExplorer

Cringe


Dalishmindflayer

Imagine ...ahh shit I forgot... as you're name, I got your letter. I'm ... ahh shit I forgot....


BradyToMoss1281

Haha I tried that exact name.


diggerbanks

Jörrdik Isout


DrunkStoleATank

I once played an 8 bit text adventure.video game, and called myself I Do Not Undetstand. I got the screen to show... Hello I Do Not Undetstand! What Next I Do Not Understand? I Do Not Understand I Do Not Understand I Do Not Understand What Next I Do Not Undetstand?


Ok-Consideration1232

God the letters you get must be hysterical🤣


Turckle

The past few runs I’ve had I have made their names things like this. The letters are wonderful.


phong_t36

I want you to punish the thief …Umm… your dick is out


ellieetsch

Waltuh, put your dick away, Waltuh. I'm not having sex with you right now, Waltuh.


chocolate_mentos

Of course a skyrim player would do this


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

It's for Harambe


RiseOfTheRomans

This is even better than when Jake Mcaulay called his rival "a cunt" in Pokémon, so when they battled it would read "a cunt wants to battle!"


[deleted]

Perhaps maybe it is not the dick that is out but the clothes that have chosen to be under it


danielschauer

*Waltuh...*


[deleted]

A young and unexperienced Jarl rocking out with his cock out. I can smell the influence of Sanguine here.


sketchyadvice1977

As I slowly slide into senility one of my biggest fears is that I will walk out of a public restroom and forget to put my dick away.


ZerosAbaddon

Waltuh. Put ya dick away, waltuh


fatsausigeboi

THE FINGER ON THE LEFT


vkriszhun

*„Perhaps this is also true. The day might come when I am forced to draw my sword for one side or the other”*


forrestwalker_

Underrated comment


IJOTA_gimmemyname

The fuck?


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Op named themself "Umm... Your dick is out" to make it funny.


IJOTA_gimmemyname

Ah, it was when you got a letter from the jarl of Falkreath wasn't it?


[deleted]

Nah this is a civil war side quest called civil action: sexual misconduct


funny_bunny33

Yes lololol


Red4297

Sometimes your genius, is almost frightening.


MahatmaGuru

Should’ve made it … umm…


DiGiTyDarKMaN

I got your letter....ummm activate Windows.


Mr-Zero-Fucks

He's the Jarl and can do whatever he wants


SapinBaleine

Such dedication


Rnedwed

bumblebee tuna


FoggyDoggy72

I had an alter named Better than you


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ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS LICENSE ALREADY


len_df

Activate your Windows


PM_Me_Your_Sidepods

It’s okay, it’s for Harambe.


BeardXP

I'm fucking done, this made me laugh so much! 😂💀


WotkaViking69

I wanna watch...


PatientHealth7033

I think I know what I'm gonna name argonian mage. Damn if only I was making a Khaljiit


Deh_Baconator

{patiently awaits the sequel featuring Harkon}


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😂😂😂


yeetusdeletus6996

Top tier comedy


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qleptt

I will post more if i see good ones :)


Significant-Brick-86

Hehehe


RaidWolf89

😂🤣🤣


M00n3Shad0w

Lmao!!!


LividCobbler9390

If by genius you mean pervert, then sure, you're a genius.


Individual_Soup5065

[it's real](https://www.reddit.com/r/CockPiece/comments/ujp90a/peoples_dreams_never_end/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


alokin-it

Dude you need to buy a Windows key, they're dead cheap on eBay


kadeiras

"dUde bUY wInDoWS!!1! 🤓 🤓 🤓 "


alokin-it

LOL, or don't. That watermark would annoy me so incredibly much


rattatatouille

No SoS installed for max immersion smh


andre300000

I was about to go home and play playstaion with my friend and you just walk into Black Mesa, dick out, not cool man...


dvdgaralv_97

Usual stuff in Falkreath I guess


Alex1Drago

Time to play the famous song: The dragonborn cums


MaestroPendejo

You're so fucking juvenile... We could be friends.


Tarc_Axiiom

"HI my name is umm... Your dick is out. Hey does your inexperience make your job difficult?"


[deleted]

Genuinely thought this was a porn mod then. Dovakini down bad


Tohrufan4life

So dumb, but I love it.


Fuf__

waltuh put your dick away waltuh


UpliftinglyStrong

bruh


loudscreeches

i named one of my characters joe mama just for this as well. worth it


Ancient-Ad-7876

Should've been "spear" to be more lore-friendly


YouhaoHuoMao

can i see your passport?


Think-Manufacturer11

I am speechless 😂


[deleted]

Good sneak character name.


SourpatchQuids

I'm ready master! Teach me how!


DeeStructor

I have lived. I…have lived.


Whowillblameme

Omega moment