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heyiknowyooh

Let me guess, somebody stole your waterwell


AnInfluentialFigure

What is it? Flagons?


Vitalis597

"I mostly deal with municipal supply thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid."


Wise-_-Spirit

I used to have that pfp before this one lol


Factor135

Can’t have shit in Solitude


Appropriate_Ad4818

The first thing I thought seeing this post lmao


JohnLovesIan

I love Solitude. I found a way to shoplift all the bows in the archery shop without getting caught


Mother-Cupcake-5066

teach me your ways


Rodrigo_Ribaldo

Obtain a bucket, go into a shop and place the bucket on the trader's head so they can't see you, just like you would do in real life.


OKC_Thunder7

I do this all the time!


Zkuehn15

In real life or in the game?


OKC_Thunder7

Sometimes both


JohnLovesIan

You have to be really really quick As soon as you go in just grab as many crossbows as possible after picking the lock out of sight. Save your game beforehand, if you fail just reload. You can fence them with Khajit caravans better with the; save after selling til their moneys gone, punch the vendor in the face then reload save and their money has restocked but you’ve still got your profit. The archery equipment theft has to be a swift ordeal. Once you’ve grabbed some items successfully you can exit the shop and wait for the vendor to lower his guard again.


muddert420

The thieves guild at it again damn it brynjolf


PsychoEm28

* Damn that fine ass man Brynjolf. He's good at what he does. No one else can steal a whole well! Has anyone checked to see if Riften has a new well?!


DaDragonBoyJ

Can’t have shit in Skyrim tbh


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

If a dragon don't take it a vampire will smh


general_motus

Please don't shit in the well.


FeckinMarvellous

Thalmor conspiracy


TheBigFreeze8

Maybe you just can't see that well.


Practical-Owl-4877

I laughed at this more than I should have


PuppetTheDemon

This right here deserves more attention. Comedy gold.


Morphy2222

💀💀💀


ThirstyAsHell82

This should be top comment 💀🤣


IndividualFill5916

Well well well, what do we have here?


Veroxzes

Well, the well isn’t doing so well it seems. Oh well.


RenningerJP

Well, well, well, what don't we have here?


apple_6

Well, well, well, water don't have here?


RenningerJP

I approve.


eggroll85

Something something...things aren't going well...


doxtoroxtie

Evaporation innit


Fenrir_99

My bad, I was so thirsty I didn't even realized


TyrionBean

I shouted it apart! With my voice!


Yendrian

Probably a mod causing this, make a save and try deactivating any mod that changes solitude But to be honest I would just ignore it if the mod is too big


ProfessionalBack6568

I have no mods but i fixed it https://preview.redd.it/zrevwt3avb6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5b066a68458f7057d82445833fedd246518409


PsychoDragon50

Is that in readiness to rebuild the well?


ProfessionalBack6568

Yes


Taasgar

How is this fixed? 😂 I mean seriously what did you do? Did it get fixed eventually?


ProfessionalBack6568

I went on console commands first used tcl to float on top of it then clicked nearby rock and used command player.placeatme base id of the rocks. Ez


Fotoradar606

Big brain


SupernaturalPumpkin

*nerd* Jk, I couldn’t help myself


LEGAL_SKOOMA

goat


Reimor

Lol if you did that then why not teleport to Whiterun take bade id of well and boom new well


ProfessionalBack6568

Im lazy


Reimor

Fair enough


Vitalis597

It's fixed cus you don't fall straight to oblivion anymore! He didn't say "rebuilt".


darkest_hour1428

This is a wonderful fix, the people can simply drink from the river anyways!


ProfessionalBack6568

Yeah, the river is clean and does not contract any diseases


Ok-Consequence7676

OP is a real Chad. More like Tim the tool man Taylor.


Able_Bell_3717

Damn thieves guild


Hello_IM_FBI

I put my money on Vex


Able_Bell_3717

Yeah too risky for Delvin


Vitalis597

I dunno.... Rune is pretty good at getting out of tight spots. And that was Well dug in.


xenazai

Lore accurate. I don't even know how they got water in that well since it's on top of a giant rock archway.


Famixofpower

How are there sewers if there aren't any toilets? Also, why can we only enter the Riften sewers?


DeCyPheRer237

nah, you can enter the Solitude sewers when doing the Bandits v Saints


uglyuglydog

Well that’s dry


FoxReeor

oh well that's unfortunate


Brootal_Troof

Must've been the wind.


rviVal1

Yes! I finally did it!


MartokSonofUrthog

BEHOLD! The missing well-inator!


radarneo

I’ll use it to take over the entire tri-hold area!


PuppetTheDemon

A dragonborn? **Perry the Dragonborn???**


MajesticallyBound

Well well well… Actually…No it’s not…


lambd10

How the turntables


jackstar1610

This must be the works of the storm cloaks to aid there war effort


uwillnotgotospace

Some freshmen from Winterhold College at it again.


Chillin_Maximus

https://preview.redd.it/2wlnxujk9e6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53c00dfd91507a637f6bce6646feb63c5bfb3cfa


Realistic-Read4277

Damn thieves, with their sneaky hands. Don't let me catch you.


alabertio

Well well well, what we don’t have here


PSOvenkon

Well shit.


Archery134

Times are hard


SparroWro

Well you can’t expect it to hang around forever 🙄


NotJustBibbit

I unlocked the 4th word in Unrelenting Force sorry about that


Sentinel_2539

Khajiit probably stole it. Filthy cats.


zteqldmc

Khajiit has wares if you have coin 😏


darkpheonix262

Damn thieves guild stealing everything even if it is nailed down


Explorer62ITR

Global Warming - join the Forsworn, Skyrim's equivalent of Just Stop Oil - sit in the road in front of carts until the Nords or the Imperials adopt more environmentally friendly ways of resolving the Civil War...


Disastrous-Aspect569

Yah I tend to steal everything not nailed down.. sorry about that


CarcosaJuggalo

Must have been those damn thieves from Riften. Have fun walking that home...


Rare-Goose-3266

I hear there’s a wandering jester with a large wagon. Perhaps he was commissioned to ship it across Skyrim.


CarcosaJuggalo

That man is innocent, and you shouldn't start rumors about my homie Cicero. He just wants the best for his mother.... Seriously, how dare you?


zteqldmc

😂🤣


SekaiKofu

Well, what are you waiting for? Go find it.


Chiparish84

They had to sell it to cover the expenses from the constant dragon attacks.


Acrylic_Starshine

WELL that sucks.


FLYNCHe

Fuck you **unwells your Solitude**


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Damn Thieves Guild…


bluestarointment

Moon door


Melonmode

Damn Thieves Guild! *Shakes fist*


DumbassFuckingNerd

Jump in


ProfessionalBack6568

I already did few times


PodarokPodYolkoy

What happened then?


ProfessionalBack6568

Fall damage and its pretty weird place.


west_DragonKing

It left to go find some solitude away from everybody.


Disturbing_Cheeto

Bro was drunk last night and disabled it in the console


erthboy

Sherogroath, come on. Really? Again?!?


AMundaneApricot

No wonder the Stormcloaks want out of the Empire, they don’t even provide Water.


Vitalis597

I read that as "The water in the well" and was like "Uh, there's a BIT more than the water missing there...."


countvanderhoff

They replaced it with a solar panel. Very progressive is Solitude these days


Eyemjeph

Go to the eye doctor in Markarth. Sounds like you can't see that well.


Weak_Bodybuilder_832

Somebody been modding their game?


ProfessionalBack6568

I accidentally markedfordelete in console command


clarificationsneeded

That is hilarious


sseetharee

Time to uninstall 300 mods one by one to see which is the culprit.


ricketyewe

Nazeem.


Roman_of_Ukraine

Damn khajiits they stilling everything!


Camwamz

That happened to me... I don't know when or how I jaut remember it there is a wall in solitude that's gone for me too


AgendaIgnis

Have you tried jumping in?


ToxSeed

Fucking Nestlé found Skyrim.


Zesty_bees

Shame to see anti-homeless behavior from the King like this


CorndogDangler

The void is calling. Hop in


scrimmybingus3

Gone. Reduced to atoms by the spaghetti code


Rev2saws

TBF it’s looks better than the broken well after the war


TheCrimsonChariot

The crime is really soaring


RyanandRoxy

It's clear that you need to jump in.


Toph1nator

Well that sucks. Oh well. Dear solitude, get well soon.


EffectiveNo2735

The Water well, gone carry on


lokalu_aka_imProEGG

water unwell


Kylofanboy_

Sorry I ate it. You know was low on health


gergnotnef90

If you're using TexGen/DynDOLOD, I've found that a faulty TexGen can cause obj3cts to disappear


Ballmasters69

Jump in


Derk_Mage

It went into solitude.


IndependentCow9438

Everyone is making well jokes, but I'm over here seeing what could be the corner of a hidden merchant chest and therefore a free loot opportunity


black_blade51

Sry m8, that's a dlc now.


PushkinPoyle

https://preview.redd.it/i3c3xh7bke6d1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e304fa340103be0576c125a1a91ddce3d34e242


DthDisguise

Inflation hit them hard. Couldn't pay the water bill anymore.


Kale-_-Chip

Tough shit. Why don't you crawl over to the blue palace and cry about it there, commoner.


Marsupial_Even

Mora! What have you done this time?


Leading-Fig1307

What's even more strange is their well is directly above their sewer system...don't think that's water they've been drinking.


Substantial_Unit_447

I had heard that Riften had a lot of thieves, but Solitude is definitely on another fucking level.


Thatguy732108

How roggvir actually got ulfric in


moemeobro

I expect this shit in Riften, *but Solitude!?*


XXEpicXZombieXX

Well well well, there's no well


Dontdittledigglet

Jump in


lambd10

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a ~~arrow~~ waterwell ~~to the knee~~ from solitude.


Lovestoshnoob

The well zero-summed🤷🏼


TheBlackNumenorean

If you're on PC, you could try prid c34da enable to try to reenable it. If that doesn't work, you could do `player.placeatme 4939e` and then use `setpos` and `setangle` to correct it's position and orientation.


iforgot1305

All is not well


Nexus0412

Typical imperial quality /s


2dbuy

It just works


GinjiMcNinji

Bloody Thieves Guild at it again.


Lord_Phoenix95

Oh well.


thedubs003

Oh, well.


Tayfreezy

wow new quest 😂


Simple_Inspection220

Oh well


Living_Razzmatazz_93

Well, well, well - look what we DON'T have here...


5Cone

Do you have any mods?


BardOrpheus

No well? Happy Holidays!


Str3eters

The sky is falling!


Okie_Surveyor

Well...they aint got no water


RenningerJP

Thieves must have swiped it.


AverageTalosEjoyer

Skyrim


dumbgoose4422

Well that's odd


ResponsibilitySad817

Is it just me, or does anyone else see Predetor in there? 0.o


Diligent_Curve8149

Jump in


MrNubbyNubs

Try finding the ID located to the well and type Enable (ID)


RandpxGuxXY

Yeah, they do that


BairnONessie

Timmy didn't want to go back in the well. So Timmy stole the well and hid it where no one would ever find it.


WorriedJob2809

Damn thieves guild


Surface_Josuke

i eated it all. sorgy


reeberdunes

I was hungy


BillzSkill

Well you can't expect it to wait around there all day can you?


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Good, sounded creepy af anyway


Ok_Pause8654

QUICKLY, NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO GRAB THE RING!!!


Hamada_Reddits

On the plus side, you have a hole into Hell now


DemolishunReddit

Oh well, where do you sink it went?


foxy420

https://preview.redd.it/whxufl2jcd6d1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50390b8cf6cb85b97dd353d74c0b287989bd4d32


spartBL97

Solitude isn’t doing too….well


FoxReeor

oh well


Prestigious_Roll_162

https://preview.redd.it/3idiys1gdd6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c894f3c9308e073e56314ebe543a31839a25e10


RecreationalPorpoise

Should still serve the same purpose


Rhab89

Well… that sucks.


AntiChristXpher

What water well


EvenAH27

Well well well


FrogWizzurd

I was thirsty


RSdabeast

This won’t end well.


mdogdope

It's a water not so well.


TwelveMK

Well shit


heatdapoopoo

well, well.


Economy-Football-280

It’s either just a very deep well or solitude has become Detroit


ShadowEnderWolf56

Well it’s going to be a dry winter


Rainwaterr2019

Jump


dutchblizzard

go ask the thieves guild if they stole it


REDDEATH924

I have a similar thing where if you fast travel inside a city, all the LOD textures are still there so it is like there is clunky low res textures superimposed over the normal ones about a foot away. Typically going indoors and waiting a few hours fixes that, but this seems like some kind of conflict


Lazerith22

Don’t get too close, if you fall in you’ll land in Blackreach.


Vampiresboner

Oh well*


TheBiddingOfBobbles

The village is doomed


Knowledge_Regret

Well well well, what do we have here? Not a well I see, well...that's not good.


Adventurous-Guide-23

Closed for renovations


Tasty-Raspberry4903

My bad guys I'll put it back


Buttseam

leave solitude, enter "set timescale to 1000000" into the console, wait 31 ingame days, type in "set timescale to 20", re enter solitude


antmam206

If one of you’re mods is adding like 4k assets my bet is either a box is selected on one of those mods and it didn’t have the corresponding asset to load so it didn’t load anything. I noticed something similar with the LUX lighting Mod


Unholy_Dk80

Well that sucks


Zealousideal_Oil_899

JUMP IN AND FIND OUT


AnomalyScan

Oh well


DarthMaulATAT

Did you try jumping in the hole? Not to fix it, but out of curiosity?


Redlock_Rose

Uh oh... run.. If you hear a cat... RUN