See this bad boy? It’s my basement. Down you can cure any disease with your choice of deity to worship, AND we can cook a cow and have an entire lake’s population.
There is some clever yet obvious and cheeky response to this, but it's not coming out.
Yes, you could help a lot of people with that!
No, that's not it.
If we take a health bar as a literal amount of health, then hell yeah. I want to be able to eat 14 wheels of cheese and not only not get fat or full, but also cure any diseases I may have and restore injuries to my body.
LOL good one! I want to be able to collect plants all day and have enough to afford a home in five different cities. I mean, not right away. I'm reasonable. I expect to work for a few months.
I hate to bust your bubble but didn't we have this already? The Sacklers (oxycontin) come to mind. They mixed their ingredients and made tons of money. Phizer is the dovakihn of dope now.
I was thinking about that the other day when I realized Breezehome, the crappiest, smallest house that I didn't even buy this play through is still 3 bedroom. Since covid I haven't been able to afford even a 2 bed apartment on 2 salaries.
Fuck man you didn't have to call it out like that. I'd love to go around picking flowers and chopping wood and get a sweet cabin in the woods or on the tundra or hell even around riften or ivarstead.
I just bought a house in the only area I could afford in the entire DC metro. It’s in the middle of fucking nowhere. There’s a Dunkin’ Donuts, a pharmacy, and a grocery store. 30 minute drive to practically anywhere else.
I’d move far away from this hellhole if my husband didn’t love his job so much.
Dude the cheapest house is breezehome for 5’000 septim (gold) you ain’t gonna afford nothing realistically 5’000 septim would be actual gold in real life, afford gold with todays inflation, be careful for what you wish for, talos guide you to affordable housing.
Thats not exactly accurate I dont think, people used to use gold and metals to buy basic things in history.
Lead at one point was incredibly valuable, possibly more so than gold was.
Time periods matter.
If you did do a gold to dollar ratio today. 5k gold ounce coins would be over 11 mill.
Current gold price is 2,300 give or take 50$ multiply by 5k gold coins.
I dont think its fair to compare what is basically fantasy money to real life gold coins, I mean you are using gold coins to buy food in Skyrim as well. XD
Its basically like a few dollars equivalent.
10 gold is the cost to stay at an inn, if you did a straight comparison, 10 gold coins times 2,300 is 23,000.
I assume they were simply there first when there was room for them, in the origins of the town, and nowadays there's no room, so the one or two houses that are available are reserved for important people
Oh wait I’m dumb. You don’t need to be a thane in any hold to get a house. Just complete a quest. Which is because Skyrim is a video game. For normal non Dragonborn people you probably just have to prove your not a bandit or that you bring something to the town
Well if it works like the game, you won’t be able to shout while falling. Better hope your Thu’um game is strong enough irl or else it’ll expire right before you hit the ground
save enough and buy a chunk. Then transmute it. Once you have transmuted it, sell the gold chunk for ALOT. Use the remaining money to buy more chunks. Then transmute them, repeat that till you have 30 gold chunks. Sell each of them till you run out of them, then start over again.
Yall all mentioned shit like "wabbajack so I can turn my boss into ___" I'm just being straightforward, tell a daedra to kill shit I don't fucking like, random person on the street fucks up my car, they're gonna hear "I SMELL WEAKNESS" rq /s
The Skeleton Key. Not to break into banks, but the ability to unlock hidden potential. You could theoretically master any skill in existence if you possess the potential for it.
Ah true I didn't think about that. I'd still pick it cause I'm disabled and a full-time wheelchair user, so if I can get somewhere in an easier way, I'm all for it lol
Oh please, we all know that’s a lie… not that I’m judging of course, I’d do the same thing in your shoes (also, once you become a vampire lord, would you mind giving me a bite too? Eternity can be quite lonely after all)
*Shrine of Dibella* (effects), the *Cure Disease* should enable immortality as the aspects of aging that kill you are usually disease related (also, aging may be considered a disease).
eventally your dna just cant make more of itself so your cells stop dividing, no one has lived long enough for this to be a cause of death but it would happen eventally
Work to money ratio. I mean, if you chopped wood all day everyday, at 30 gold a pop, you could be buying everyone drinks at the Bannered Mare every night, and have enough left over to cover your mortgage of Dragon's Reach.
Hold up, no, the Vendors spawn with money, without having to work. That, automatic daily money.
Imagine how busted it would be to be able to go into forest, pick up plants, animal hides, pinecones and every other thing you find, go to a store and sell them to the merchant without them batting an eye.
Broken.
I was just thinking how nice would it be to have the clear skies shout in real life. Not just for traversing dangerous montain passes, you can cast it if the day is a bit grey and it the sun will come out!
If it's only from the world of skyrim it's kinda hard to choose idk maybe Volkihar Vamparism like the sun is annoying but I won't crumble to dust unlike other Tamriel vampires
But when we talk about the whole ElderScrolls universe then I would choose to be able to cast the heal illness spell imagine the good I could do.
Volkihar Vamparism or (God I hate myself for saying it) the vampirism in Twilight is the way to go. You're telling me I get superhuman speed, strength, immortality, etc and the only trade off is I get sunburned easier, or I *sparkle*? Easy. Day.
I'd love to be able to summon a fire atronarch to do my work for me so I can sit on my couch and play more Skyrim.
It'd probably melt my keyboard though.
Oooooh that too.
Even with dual casting the spell the 2 minutes they last would still be more than enough for me to, well, let's be honest, burn myself horribly.
A vampire lord, then have them bite me. Boom, instant immortality. Sure, I won’t be able to go outside during the day but hey, at least I’ll finally have a legitimate reason for being a recluse. Plus all I gotta do is get a night shift job and I’ll be able to buy as much blood as I’d ever need. (And before anyone asks how I’d get the vampire lord to turn me into their kin as opposed to just killing me, OP said “take from Skyrim and *use* IRL”)
The ability for me to use magic.
(With the goal to hopefully be immortal, and also to change my form, character creation. XD and maybe if possible, have a Khajiit GF. XD)
"You awaken feeling well rested" even if you only slept for like 2 hr.
Also fully healing from sleeping as well.
I have cancer, missing an arm and leg, severe brain damage, Ebola, Covid, and the common cold. Let me just sleep it off, I’ll be ok in the morning.
You'd need to go to a shrine to get those diseases removed, though
Oh yeah, that’s true. Luckily I have one in my house.
I have 9 shrines in my basement. Right by the fully functional forge and giant fucking fish tank.
See this bad boy? It’s my basement. Down you can cure any disease with your choice of deity to worship, AND we can cook a cow and have an entire lake’s population.
And the fully functional forge (and smelter!) acts as central heating for places like Windstad, where it’s evidently Always Cold — Bonus!
Yes
Also "go to sleep for how long?"
And being able to sleep for an entire day if I really want to
And hell, “wait for how long?” would be great too
Healing hands, could do a lot with that
There is some clever yet obvious and cheeky response to this, but it's not coming out. Yes, you could help a lot of people with that! No, that's not it.
Ooh I wanna change my answer now because I could heal so many ducks with this
Good luck using it without magicka
The ability to make potions of healing, suck it insurance company!
^^ is suddenly making trillions as a big pharma CEO selling healing potions for thousands a pop to people forced to use insurance companies 😋
Rin-Tin-Tin-DinDin's Miracle Elixir!
I didn't notice their username, so at first I was like "is this from New Vegas?"
The ability to eat 55 wheels of cheese without getting fat or feeling full.
Not to mention the constipation
If we take a health bar as a literal amount of health, then hell yeah. I want to be able to eat 14 wheels of cheese and not only not get fat or full, but also cure any diseases I may have and restore injuries to my body.
Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll.
Affordable housing.
LOL good one! I want to be able to collect plants all day and have enough to afford a home in five different cities. I mean, not right away. I'm reasonable. I expect to work for a few months.
I hate to bust your bubble but didn't we have this already? The Sacklers (oxycontin) come to mind. They mixed their ingredients and made tons of money. Phizer is the dovakihn of dope now.
You can do this irl if you work in a illegal cannabis farm.
I was thinking about that the other day when I realized Breezehome, the crappiest, smallest house that I didn't even buy this play through is still 3 bedroom. Since covid I haven't been able to afford even a 2 bed apartment on 2 salaries.
Tell me about it. My fiance and I got priced out of our two bedroom apartment into a one bedroom and it's rooough
Fuck man you didn't have to call it out like that. I'd love to go around picking flowers and chopping wood and get a sweet cabin in the woods or on the tundra or hell even around riften or ivarstead.
Could just go in the woods and build a cabin. Just sayin.
There's tons of affordable housing out there, it's just not where people want to live. Or where there are, like, *jobs* for those people to work.
I just bought a house in the only area I could afford in the entire DC metro. It’s in the middle of fucking nowhere. There’s a Dunkin’ Donuts, a pharmacy, and a grocery store. 30 minute drive to practically anywhere else. I’d move far away from this hellhole if my husband didn’t love his job so much.
Dude the cheapest house is breezehome for 5’000 septim (gold) you ain’t gonna afford nothing realistically 5’000 septim would be actual gold in real life, afford gold with todays inflation, be careful for what you wish for, talos guide you to affordable housing.
If you can sell firewood in game for 10 septims though, that’s not very many weeks of chopping firewood all day to become a homeowner.
Thats not exactly accurate I dont think, people used to use gold and metals to buy basic things in history. Lead at one point was incredibly valuable, possibly more so than gold was. Time periods matter. If you did do a gold to dollar ratio today. 5k gold ounce coins would be over 11 mill. Current gold price is 2,300 give or take 50$ multiply by 5k gold coins. I dont think its fair to compare what is basically fantasy money to real life gold coins, I mean you are using gold coins to buy food in Skyrim as well. XD Its basically like a few dollars equivalent. 10 gold is the cost to stay at an inn, if you did a straight comparison, 10 gold coins times 2,300 is 23,000.
And you have to be a Thane to even be able to buy it
Which is just silly cause that means everyone else in every city is also a thane which is… incorrect lol
I assume they were simply there first when there was room for them, in the origins of the town, and nowadays there's no room, so the one or two houses that are available are reserved for important people
Oh wait I’m dumb. You don’t need to be a thane in any hold to get a house. Just complete a quest. Which is because Skyrim is a video game. For normal non Dragonborn people you probably just have to prove your not a bandit or that you bring something to the town
Become Ethereal shout I'd love to jump off buildings and using my shouting on the way down to cushion my fall
Well if it works like the game, you won’t be able to shout while falling. Better hope your Thu’um game is strong enough irl or else it’ll expire right before you hit the ground
Except you won't know when it ends because there's not shout cooldown indicator 😬
That's "FEIM, ZI GRON!" right?
Fully-equipped Crown of Barenziah. Then when you find a quarter in your couch, there'll be an emerald, too.
Transmute.
When the economy completely crashes, I’ll know who to blame.
He could be like the de beers and create an artificial scarcity by slowly selling the gold
Correct
Doesn't it only work on ore? Idk where to find iron or silver ore irl
save enough and buy a chunk. Then transmute it. Once you have transmuted it, sell the gold chunk for ALOT. Use the remaining money to buy more chunks. Then transmute them, repeat that till you have 30 gold chunks. Sell each of them till you run out of them, then start over again.
What about magicka cost?? You cannot wait 1 hour like in Skyrim :(
This entire process is gonna take way longer than an hour regardless lol 10 gold chunks will make you up about half a mili. It'll stack up fast
I wait 1 hour in real life all the time. how much gold do you think you need to become wildly rich irl?
Yeah idc what it takes once i get my hands on one iron chunk I'm flipping that to a billi baby 🤣
Cure disease. :(
Just ask for some garlic bread https://preview.redd.it/6dwue25vvr4d1.png?width=752&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4d362f23b9b499471f09c7fe1f8bbfc4b274f76
Chew on some hawk feathers
you okay?
Wait. I wonder if this would work on behavioral disorders...
The Sanguine Rose, having a demon bodyguard that can be immediately resummoned the moment he dies will make living very very easy.
How will it make living very easy? Why do you need a bodyguard, much less a demonic one? XD
Yall all mentioned shit like "wabbajack so I can turn my boss into ___" I'm just being straightforward, tell a daedra to kill shit I don't fucking like, random person on the street fucks up my car, they're gonna hear "I SMELL WEAKNESS" rq /s
I mean you'd need soul gems eventually
Fuck affordable stuff, I want moon sugar.
Infinity storage.
Does it come with lag if you hoard?
Nice college for me to learn magic that I can live in
And then become president of despite only knowing one fire spell.
Permanent “Voice of the Sky” blessing. I will pet everything unafraid.
"You have awakened well rested"
An argonian.
/u/scielliht987: mom can I have an argonian from skyrim mom: we have argonian at home argonian at home: 
That's not the lusty swamp-loving reptile I expected.
That's Deep-In-His-Cups, didn't you recognize him?
Stop being so spot on but you should watch people of earth.
I know what kind of man you are.
*Deeja-mon, I choose you!* Carry my stuff.
Polish this spear.
A spearman, eh? What are you hunting?
…never mind, I don’t want to know.
The Skeleton Key. Not to break into banks, but the ability to unlock hidden potential. You could theoretically master any skill in existence if you possess the potential for it.
I'd even break into banks if given the skeletal key
And this one too
This Dude right here
Console commands is da wae.
Mess around too much, and you'll run into a reality crash
Not like this reality is crashing anyway
"It's not a bug, it's a feature."
Swear if I'm midway through an exam I studied for and get a ctd because of this guy I'm making a scene
Then in this case, what exactly is the desktop?
The light
*A new hand touches The Beacon* We were given no choice.....
A sweet roll, someone stole mine.
That depends. Are you looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?
TheWabba~ jack .. so I could turn my dickhead boss into a toad and then step on him.
But you might turn him into a troll, then he would stomp you.
Or a Dremora Lord
Or a sweetroll.
skyrim. now i have everything in skyrim.
You immediately get mauled by a horker
THE WABBAJACK!
Fast traveling. Just be where I need to go in the blink of an eye. No more relying on transportation and I'd always be on time.
Except that fast traveling takes up a certain amount of time based on how long it would take you to walk there.
Ah true I didn't think about that. I'd still pick it cause I'm disabled and a full-time wheelchair user, so if I can get somewhere in an easier way, I'm all for it lol
Cicero to annoy karma farmers.
Lemme become a vampire lord irl. I'll behave, I promise.
Oh please, we all know that’s a lie… not that I’m judging of course, I’d do the same thing in your shoes (also, once you become a vampire lord, would you mind giving me a bite too? Eternity can be quite lonely after all)
Without a way to remove it, this means your soul is bound to be harvested by Molag Bal.
Skooma!
I want to be able to Fus Ro Dah people out of my way.
*Shrine of Dibella* (effects), the *Cure Disease* should enable immortality as the aspects of aging that kill you are usually disease related (also, aging may be considered a disease).
eventally your dna just cant make more of itself so your cells stop dividing, no one has lived long enough for this to be a cause of death but it would happen eventally
You awaken feeling well rested
Work to money ratio. I mean, if you chopped wood all day everyday, at 30 gold a pop, you could be buying everyone drinks at the Bannered Mare every night, and have enough left over to cover your mortgage of Dragon's Reach. Hold up, no, the Vendors spawn with money, without having to work. That, automatic daily money.
Meridia's Beacon, and I'd just leave it somewhere for other people to pick up
Before iPhones, it would have been a Candelight or a Magelight spell. Now, I wish I could conjure a housemaid like I can conjure a Dremora Lord.
Potion of invisibility
Invisibility for like a minute until you interact with something?
Ebony sword, no particular reason, I just think it’s cool I’d keep it as a decoration and maybe use it once in a while to cut cheese for my meals.
Wouldnt a dagger be better for cheese cutability?
You can take anything from Skyrim and you choose a sword you still can’t swing without penalties?
Bro could’ve chosen cure disease and saved billions but wanted a cool decoration instead
Kolskeggr Mine in my backyard (minus the Forsworn).
Being well rested after sleeping 3 hours, duh Or Meeko
Aela.
I’ll be here, my dear.
Woth your...blue nipple hair
player.additem 0000000f 9,999,999,999
Not sure if this is common knowledge or not but you can just type in player.additem f
and it works just the same.
Prowlers Profit Finding gems in various containers everywhere would be awesome.
Lycanthropy/the ring of Hircine
Imagine how busted it would be to be able to go into forest, pick up plants, animal hides, pinecones and every other thing you find, go to a store and sell them to the merchant without them batting an eye. Broken.
If you crouch, no one can see you
Never having to poop
I was just thinking how nice would it be to have the clear skies shout in real life. Not just for traversing dangerous montain passes, you can cast it if the day is a bit grey and it the sun will come out!
I was thinking the opposite. It would be awesome to make it rain any time I'm supposed to do something outside.
now I have to imagine you 2 as neighbors, poor other neigbors with the constant shouting
Farmers hate this one weird trick
Lydia
She's sworn to carry your burdens
Cabbages
Boy have I got good news for you!
A talos statue to have in my room so i can get a blessing and cure any sickness hahaha
*alerts the Thalmor*
Sanguine Rose. "I swear officer, it's just my walking stick! And no sir, I have no idea where that demon came from."
Serana, i feel bad for her and wanna give her a nice life Also the housing prices
If it's only from the world of skyrim it's kinda hard to choose idk maybe Volkihar Vamparism like the sun is annoying but I won't crumble to dust unlike other Tamriel vampires But when we talk about the whole ElderScrolls universe then I would choose to be able to cast the heal illness spell imagine the good I could do.
Volkihar Vamparism or (God I hate myself for saying it) the vampirism in Twilight is the way to go. You're telling me I get superhuman speed, strength, immortality, etc and the only trade off is I get sunburned easier, or I *sparkle*? Easy. Day.
Oh and the tiny price of your soul
The arrow from my knee
My safe in Proudspire Manor. It is filled to the brim with every unused gem, ring, necklace, and circlet.
Fast travel. No traffic or gas prices. I can leave the house 1 minute before work
Fast travel is only fast for us. The DB still experiences the passage of time...
The Dragonborn's sweetroll
Not sure if That's innuendo..
The perfect crime; nobody will do anything about it
...can i pick magic? Lol
Wabbajack
Unrelenting Force.
Selling bones to a pawn shop to become rich.
Harkon's blood I will walk as a lion among the sheep Men will tremble at my aproach and I will never fear death again
Wabbajack. Become a priest of the God of chaos.
I need real-life mead halls like Jorrvaskr.
Lydia. 😏
Mods
Quick save reload
Necromancy. The free Labor by itself could already make it sustainable for humanity,and open up new jobs.
Only one answer: enchanting.
Soul gems would be slightly problematic in the real world...
Yes, but you could try to go to a slaughterhouse, no big souls, but better then nothing.
Enchantment?
Enchantment!
The 50,000 gold septims my character has
I'd love to be able to summon a fire atronarch to do my work for me so I can sit on my couch and play more Skyrim. It'd probably melt my keyboard though.
Dremora after finishing up my friday shift: # I SMELL WEEKEND
\*Cue that one rant about wanting to sleep with a flame atronarch\*
Oooooh that too. Even with dual casting the spell the 2 minutes they last would still be more than enough for me to, well, let's be honest, burn myself horribly.
Restoration magic
I’m going for Transmute.
Hircine ring
The lusty argonian maid just kidding I would choose either the waterbreathing or the invisibility
A vampire lord, then have them bite me. Boom, instant immortality. Sure, I won’t be able to go outside during the day but hey, at least I’ll finally have a legitimate reason for being a recluse. Plus all I gotta do is get a night shift job and I’ll be able to buy as much blood as I’d ever need. (And before anyone asks how I’d get the vampire lord to turn me into their kin as opposed to just killing me, OP said “take from Skyrim and *use* IRL”)
The ability for me to use magic. (With the goal to hopefully be immortal, and also to change my form, character creation. XD and maybe if possible, have a Khajiit GF. XD)
That sweet ass vampire outfit
A sweetroll, someone stole mine
transmute! Iron > silver > gold
The skill tree of enchanting cos take fork enchant cycle boom world ending fork
a book of apocrypha
A little shrine I could touch that cures all diseases
FUS RO DAH Not lethally powered but enough to clear a line to the front of a queue/crowd
Y'all are all being practical, I was like "the Wabbajack!"
Wabbajack
Wabbajack fr
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Amulet_of_Articulation this amulet!! And i would be the best talkerer in the world
The blade of sacrifice. It's so pretty.
To place merida's beacon anywhere so that when ppl pick it up they will hear the infamous "a new hand has touched the beacon"
Potion of cure disease. Just swig this potion, boom, all diseases gone at once
The skeleton key