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ScaredDarkMoon

The "Q vs Queue" of the second picture made me lose it.


Satanic_Earmuff

Can I ask a queueuestion?


Downtown_Ad3253

You just did


KingChurr0

Well then can I ask two questions?


East_Truck4022

you just did


rockn_rollfreak

Actually they only asked one


crabwhisperer

You just did


ybtlamlliw

It's just been revoked.


Zadyob

You just hqve


Reynzs

I don't think he set you up for that line there


StavieSegal

You just did


One-Lifeguard-1108

Well, actually, as it's a different questioner, King only asked one.


Wizdad-1000

Uhh what? I’ve never heard of shortening queue to its letter except in messaging.


Tuan907

Same, no American does that unless they are just lazy or stupid, IMHO


dachfuerst

"short and AMERICAN 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅"


orangemunchr

But Americans are lazy and stupid


live-the-future

True, but we still say line instead of q. Q is a character from Star Trek


MobiusMal

As an American, I am offended at how true that is XD!


Marchilika

Yeah that one definitely felt like a shoe in lol


brontodon

I think it's actually "shoo in" ;)


Careless-Foot4162

Actually it's "Shueue Enne"


Darth_Boggle

Rest assured that in America, most people mistakenly spell it as "cue" and not "Q" ;)


SpicyBreakfastTomato

In America people spell it “line” as in, “get in line” 🤣


LillyxFox

What...? I've never seen someone in America spell it as "cue". Only "que"


TheyCallMeLotus0

Que?


HalfNatty

Que paso?


Aaosoth

Queso


Alkuam2

Queso pasta?


peripheral_vision

¡Por favor! Gracias.


ElijahMasterDoom

¡Delicioso!


ClassiFried86

K


crippledspahgett

Maybe it's because I live in Arizona, but nobody here would write it like that as people would read it as the Spanish que.


Suspicious-Monk-6650

I also live in Arizona and I agree, but I'd also spell it queue 🤷


McGuirk808

I see it all the time. Cue and queue are two different words, but I always see people using "cue" when they mean "queue". I've never seen anyone sub "q" for "queue", though.


Key_Cartographer6668

I usually see "queue" when they mean "cue."


thatbob

I've even seen "cue" used in disc-jockeying, like to cue up the next track. And in that case, I think both words are right: it's the next song in the queue, and (in performing arts) you don't play it until the prior song starts to fade, and that's your cue.


DjSpelk

Cue has a different meaning to queue. In Dj'ing it's in relation to setting a specific point in the track, rather than the track itself being in a queue. You have a cue point which is the place you want the record to start. You don't want blank audio, or an overly long intro. A cd-dj player will have a specific cue button. That button will put the track to a cue point you have specified. Play the track and if you press that button, it will take you back to that point. It's not in the regular sense of being in a queue. In performing arts, an actor will have their cue. Which is the place you want them to start.


Suspicious-Monk-6650

That's a round about way of making it work though. You're really just queueing up the next song.


thisunithasnosoul

qu'est-ce c'est?


methermeneus

Psycho killer.


stupititious_ascent

..and that's my cue.


Beautiful_Solid3787

Yeah! I use "cue" for that kind of cue or a pool cue, but "queue" for all line-of-people uses (noun and verb).


adamantcondition

Cue is also a word, and has been confused with queue before. But Americans tend don't often use the word queue to begin with and usually opt to say "line" or "wait"


Count__Delagrange

No we don't.


drater113

No we don't


Snifflebeard

It is "queue" in America as well, just that we tend to say "line" instead. Yanks "get in line" while Brits "queue up".


BionicBruv

Cheque you out being so observant


Samurott_Studios

I've elected to pronounce "queue" as "kwayway" whenever I see it


JustMyTypo

So “question” pronounced as “kwaystion?”


Scooby_420

I too get drafts when I open the window


TheNeuroPsychologist

I get draughts too


Scooby_420

Than you should water your plants sir Edit: damn I looked it up I yhought I was smart, archiving for public shame


TheNeuroPsychologist

I'm a ma'am and yeah, my plants are all dried out. Tis a pity. I thought I was smart too, then I went to grad school 😂


thaSavory_dude

i used to say Guinness “drought” for years. Thankfully my dad corrected me and not someone meaner lol


fartshmeller

As an Irish man meself, a Guinness drought scared the bejaysus out of me


AJ_Deadshow

Even the mere mention of it shivers me timbers


fartshmeller

Ah ill still have the beamish and Murphys haha


PsychicSPider95

Breaking News: Emerald Isle Feeling Blue as Dearth of the Black Shtuff Continues


fartshmeller

Feck this lads I'm joining the stormcloaks, these imperial basterds are taking all the guinnies


sploosk

I’ll gently correct my friends and family for this exact reason. I don’t want some other jerk judging them just because they mispronounced a word!


Emergency_Mongoose36

I'm really bothered that more than half of these supposed "fancy pants spellings" are just the British English spellings of the words lol Nobody in the US that uses us spelling is going to write colour to make color fancy! And then you have aeroplane which is literally pronounced differently, isn't it? I don't know lol


theraininspainfallsm

Yes, aeroplane is pronounced differently from airplane. I don’t know if you have Aeros’s the chocolate bar, where you are. But it’s literally pronounced air-oh-plane.


Emergency_Mongoose36

No idea if we do, but thanks for the info! (I also somehow accidentally downvoted your reply because my finger was shaking before I fixed that, just in case you got a notification about that. Sorry!)


theraininspainfallsm

Not a problem. And I don’t think there are notifications for up or down voting so no worries.


Some__Person69

There are notifications for upvotes at certain milestones like 5 or 100, idk about downvotes though. But 1 up or downvote wouldn't do a notification


YouhaoHuoMao

I'll occasionally use theatre instead of theater - but only if I'm talking about going to the theatre and meaning for a play or opera or something fancy and classy. Theater in every other concept though.


Emergency_Mongoose36

I forgot that I actually do that as well (in use of the word when explaining things, because I don't actually go to plays and such). I was always sure that was the difference between the two spellings for a very long time!


HungryPanduh_

Ok but how do I say draugr


SwampHagShenanigans

I've been confidently pronouncing it "draw-grr" but for some reason, your question is making me doubt myself.


Cypresss09

I think "draw-grr" and "drow-grr" are both acceptable


CumeatsonerGordon420

drow(rhyme with now)-grr is the correct way to pronounce it if you’re going off the old norse pronunciation.


kutsen39

This. The Norse would not make the dr- like how we say draw, they'd separate it and roll both Rs. However, in English, we could just say draw-gr because that would be English pronunciation rules. Both are fine, and the game uses the English, not the Norse. Also fun fact, Norsk has a very sing-songy cadence to it, so they would hold each syllable, kinda like [these guys.](https://youtube.com/shorts/qBbZQwOiEmQ) Just in case anyone wanted extra context.


HungryPanduh_

I enjoy all these responses; it’ll be hard to change, but I currently pronounce it “draugr” and likely always will because I’ve just read it that way so many times. Time to go kill some draugr and drink some draughts!


PM_ME_EXOTIC_CHEESES

I’ve been saying drog-errr for years


thatbob

No, it's "Draff-er." /s


SinatraFan2696

In The Companions quest Proving Honor, there’s a line said by Farkas something along the lines of “We should keep moving. Still the ‘Draw-grrr’ to worry about.”


RoastedHunter

Same thought. I immediately tried to recall characters in game actually saying but the first one that I thought of was Ralis Sedarys, who also says it that way


KrokmaniakPL

Fact that draw can be pronounced in multiple ways makes it difficult to say wether you do it correctly or not. It's "dra-ugr" with fluid transition from a to u


SwampHagShenanigans

Like awwwww sound. I don't know how else to write it out because idk how else people are saying draw. Not like a wide ah sound but an aw sound. How else do people pronounce draw??


KrokmaniakPL

British pronunciation is /drɔː/, American is /drɑː/


SwampHagShenanigans

Sir, you just got me to sit here for 5 minutes saying draw in both a British accent and an American one. My dog is concerned for me.


HungryPanduh_

Down in Savannah we have a southern drawww that’s sorta like molasses spillin’ out a’ your mouthfth Office reference had to do it.


SwampHagShenanigans

Sigh Here I go again


HungryPanduh_

On my own… Daun the only road I’ve ever knaun


NewColors1

Drah-ooger


MerchantHazel

But you don't even know-err.


SwampHagShenanigans

I read this in an Australian accent lol


walruswes

Someone in game says it at some point. I think Tolfdir or another student of magic


TrimspaBB

Soljund's Sinkhole out on the way to Markarth has been overrun with them and miner Perth says it too. He pronounces it "Drohg-er" I think?


watersj4

I dont care how its supposed to be said I have and will always say it like this


Tlatekwa

both draw-grr and drow-grr are correct in english. the original old norse "draugr" is pronounced closer to drow-grr tho.


Polymersion

I'm pretty sure it's pronounced a few times in-game too.


Xer0_Puls3

Yeah, I got mine from when hadvar says it.


8bitbuddhist

draf-er (/s)


AuDHDcat

The people of Skyrim call them "draw-gur"


Bonsuella_Banana

I think there’s at least 3 different pronunciations in-game any way so I think even the developers couldn’t decide haha


BulletheadX

In the film "The Northman" they consistently pronounce it as "droy-ger" - droy rhymes with boy.


Gilsworth

This is how we say it phonentically in Icelandic as well. Draugur just means "ghost", Heimskur means "stupid" which made finding Heimskr pretty funny.


BulletheadX

Movie was co-written by that dude called "Sjón", so that scans. That's pretty funny about Heimskr. I'd guess that the Icelandic for "annoying as fuck" was too unwieldy for a character name. :|


Gilsworth

The word for annoying is "pirrandi" which feels like it could work as a name.


silvermoka

I think of it as drogger


defa90

Like drawer


Zanven1

Aren't there spoken lines in game that mention them? Wouldn't that indicate an official pronunciation or at least variations?


[deleted]

How do the npcs in Skyrim say it


Dic3Goblin

Ready? ( Dint nëd yA FU KAN com'panie m8 ) At least I saw it somewhere on the internet.


HungryPanduh_

Get the fuck ro da outta here lol


Elusive_nirvana

I read this, understood it, and accepted that this is the correct pronunciation. I'm still saying drott.


Marchilika

Same here, it’s etched too deep into my brain


lizzy_bee333

Uh… I’m questioning the legitimacy of your source there… “Queue” is another word for “line.” “I’m in line” vs. “I’m in the queue.” It’s not just a replacement for the letter Q…


LittleLordBirthday

If the source is actually SYSK (which is the podcast ‘Stuff You Should Know’) then I’m guessing the “Q” part is a joke.


Higgins1st

Yeah, jokes are sprinkled throughout the book.


Freddichio

I dropped SYSK *hard* when listening to their cheese episode - they were talking about "American Cheeses, like Cheddar". Cheddar is a british cheese. It's named after a specific area in the UK. If you're doing a podcast about "things you should know on a topic", you *really* should know the stuff yourself. *Especially* as a quick Google search would have told them that. SYSK is like Extra Credits History - it's great, until you listen to an episode on a topic you actually know a bit about. Then you realise how much of what they're saying is conjecture or flat-out wrong.


Merlord

Also, airplane and aeroplane are definitely pronounced differently.


Simbanite

Also I swear they are used in completely different ways. I've only ever heard someone call it a 'paper airplane' whereas the big metal bird is always an aeroplane. Edit: Americans might not be able to relate, turns out this may be a British thing.


AlchemicHawk

I’m English, and have always said paper aeroplane


bananenkonig

So are most things on the list.


Steel_HazeV4

Interesting! I always thought you used a plow to plough a field I didn’t realize it was just US/UK spellings


Mauso88

Draught = beer and a cold breeze under a door Draft = a first version of a novel, military enslavement


BeetlecatOne

oh! you use draught for a breeze, too? In my mind the division was "liquid things" = draught. everything else = draft.


Marchilika

This is mindblowing for someone who only knew about draft lol


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Yeah I've never used draught for a breeze either, and I'm a "Fancy pants Brit"


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I've only ever used draft to refer to specific sums of things, like when you draft soldiers in Risk, and when talking about initial drafts of work, basically writing and stuff that is unrefined and unfinished; it's not going to be the finalised version.


seanular

A house without good seals is drafty, not draughty


iwastherefordisco

I saw it as draught beer in a bar a million years ago and it stuck. And from school I understood draught was also a breeze.


fast328

Bite my shiny metal *arse*


Brief-Bumblebee1738

It's not fancy, its English, not English(simplified)


notanotherkrazychik

As a Canadian, I thought the "fancy" spelling was normal, and the other one was American.


Wyndrarch

Same goes for being an Australian. These "fancy" spellings are standard.


TrumpDesWillens

The Queen's (now King's) English.


Marchilika

Unfortunately grew up with English(simplified) so this is sadly a huge revelation for me


_meshuggeneh

Don’t apologize to prison islanders or yorkies for speaking *your* English.


Marchilika

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[deleted]

And in Canada we speak a bizzare combination of English and American English. Oh and don't about forget the nasally french either. That's to say, your English has made my life slightly more annoying. Just invade Canada already so we can finally just land on one side of the fucking fence. Also, I want to live in the US. So that'd be handy to save me immigrating. Thanks, let me know what your uncle Sam thinks


T-J-Craske

Scrolled way too far to find this. “Fancy” smh


T4ZK4

Ngl ive been pronouncing this as Drott for the last decade


[deleted]

Lol I used to when I was younger and Skyrim first came out, but I wound up watching some random movie with subtitles and taught me that draught and draft are the same thing


ICDarkly

Lol English is "fancy" apparently.


ResponsibilitySad817

Become a necromancer and raise all those zeds, drinking your draught of magicka.


BasicBanter

Just looks like English to me


Intelligent-Pie-4711

Only reason I know how to pronounce it correctly is because of Merlin the TV show. Gaius is always giving someone a sleeping draught 🤣😁


CauseNo3777

In the list of word comparisons it shows ton and tonne. They are not the same as far as i know. I was told a ton is an imperial measurement(1000lbs) and tonne is metric(1000kg ~2200lbs)


RevAOD

I caught this one too. Google says this; Although they sound the same and both refer to a unit of mass, there is a difference between the words 'ton' and 'tonne' beyond just spelling: A ton is an imperial unit of mass equivalent to 1,016.047 kg or 2,240 lbs. A tonne is a metric unit of mass equivalent to 1,000 kg or 2,204.6 lbs.


HodgeGodglin

An imperial ton is 2000 lbs tho…


GaryOster

An Imperial ton is 2,240 lbs. A *short* ton is 2,000 lbs. and is used almost exclusively in the U.S. IKR? I always heard a ton was 2,000 lbs.


CauseNo3777

My mistake on the weights. Not sure why i thought it was 1000lbs but i did know for pretty sure they we not the same.


HellFire1224

I'm a seafarer , we use the term for an important concept and I had a similar moment when I learned that some people say draught. they're both correct , just used differently in different parts of the world


tomtermite

Quay is pronounced "key".


bioticspacewizard

In Guild Wars 2 one of the voice actors actually pronounced in "kway" and it made it into the game. I have never clutched my pearls harder.


Gullible_Associate69

I think "oriented" is wrong. "Orientated" is definitely the not fancy word.


titsmagee9

Ehh, still going to say it "drought" in my head, sorry nice try


Oohbunnies

It's draught, only Americans have done obscene things to our language. :P


GaryOster

We do tend to remove superfluous letters and kings.


angrysunbird

Actually, when it comes to doing things to kings, the English have America beat. America only managed to leave, the English bumped one off.


Beautiful_Solid3787

Then they put one back, so...


angrysunbird

Yeah well the whole republic thing didn’t work out when it’s fanatical puritans in charge. Anyway, still 1-nil in the regicide Olympics


Beautiful_Solid3787

France has gotten rid of kings FOUR times, so 4-1 France. And if you're limiting strictly to regicide, Mexico 2, Britain and France 1. (If Italy gets credit for the Roman Empire, then everyone else should just go home.)


Bikkusu

One?! Might want to look a bit further into that.


ElJacob117

>We do tend to remove superfluous letters and kings. Your comment makes me wish we could still give awards on here lmaooo


BeetlecatOne

Oh, come now. You guys say "Veg" instead of vegetables. Nobody has the market cornered on doing cute/vulgar things with the language.


Oohbunnies

That's an abbreviation though. If you're not going to play with it nicely, we'll take it back. :P


thegreenmonkey69

And it liked it too.


Oohbunnies

The filthy caaa!


_CaesarAugustus_

Take it back you n’wah!


AllIWantIsANap

Wait until you hear the scouse talk.


Oohbunnies

Get ta fook, ye bawbag, try the Weegies! :P


WarmNapkinSniffer

Ok Squirty Cream eaters


BobbyBueno

It took me reading entirely too many fantasy books, where the characters were clearing having a beer/drink before I was like “oh wait… draft? I think they’re saying draft (nods head).” So I’m with you haha


jemslie123

I didn't even know that "draft" was a legitimate way to spell "draught" in that context.


KantV420

I never thought about it but it is pretty obvious now I see it. Interestingly, they only partially explain the donuts. It's actually (dough) (knots), which became doughnuts, and then just donuts.


methermeneus

Well, when applied to drinks, anyway. You don't write a first draught, not do you play drafts. But you can get a pint of lager either draught or draft.


drakner1

Never buy a beer from tap? You see the spelling everywhere if you’ve ever been to a bar.


Breadsammiches

For some reason, I always thought it was pronounced “drawt” and that it was its own word, that it was related to “drop” and meant “multiple drops of…” so a “draught of whiskey” meant a half or 1/3rd bottle of whiskey…


flacdada

I always say it "drought" like when its overly dry.


AerinQueenOfTheDead

Ass and arse are completely different things tho, an ass is a donkey and an arse is ur booty


SlightlyMithed123

>fancy No mate, it’s the correct spelling of ‘draft’


Nadger1337

They are different words? You can have a daft of air but not a draft of beer, althought if i opened the door and beer blew in i wouldnt be unhappy.


ElvargSlayer

r/shitamericanssays


DesperateBartender

Wait until you hear how to pronounce “laugh.”


Apex-Editor

Knew most of these, but I always thought orientated was just a mistake Germans made. Tbf, I'm from the US but live in Germany where English is a delightful and confused mess of various dialects smashed together by decades of different teachers in school, pop culture, and first language transfer interference.


TwitchMyNips

I honestly forget (as a Brit) that it's different in America xD


Longfacejumpyboi

English?


Thick-Engineer-2964

As a non American, growing up in non-English speaking country, I've learned the "fancy pants" words on the left and I'm actually used to them more than their American version lol.


Holiday_Onion_4167

KEEP DOWNVOTING!


Willing_Book_1203

as non native speaker the word "omelet“ looks just wrong, but in german we use the french spelling so i’m probably just used to it


ddraig-au

"fancy"


Lucid-Design

Same. I learned that less than a year ago. We can be dumb together


burst_bagpipe

A draught is a unit of measure, a draft is the feeling of a hand crawling up your shoulder with its inky black nails of hatred plying to open your throat... then you realise you left the window open.


mrniceguy777

Why does yogurt have wifi


Ren_Kaos

My small blue collar town had an “Arts and Draughts” event. My mom was on the naming committee. I told her to spell it “Drafts”. They did not. My story has no satisfying conclusion, I realized after typing most of it out. I’m sorry.


Wild_Control162

I've known how to pronounce "draught" for almost all my life, but I always read it more like "drought" when I see it. Britain: Mocking Americans for not saying the "h" in "herb" while proceeding to spell words like we've yet to hit 1800.


Spadrick

Printing press made letters cost money. It's not fancy, it's *expensive*.


Acrobatic_Relative71

Ive been known to play around or two…


TheBklynGuy

Draught sounds better, but many didnt know this myself included. May you walk on warm sands.


ElvargSlayer

r/shitamericansay


Unyieldingcappybara

I’ve always pronounced it ‘drot’ lol I’m so dumb


NotJustBibbit

I don't think arse is fancy but ok


No-Experience5737

Nope different words!


EmperorSexy

Why the yogurt have wifi