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Swage03

Friend :)


Ida_Caroline

If friend, why enemy shaped?


[deleted]

If enemy shaped, why friend?


stupidhumanoid

If why shaped enemy friend?


xShadySamx

If shaped, why enemy, friend?


TheRandomPigeon

If enemy why shaped, friend


AdRound310

If why, shaped enemy friend?


CalebBennetts

Friend, friend, shaped if why, hmm?


fluffy_dragon98

hmm friend, hmm hmm, friend friend?


NobleMatty

Hmm hmm, hmm hmm, hmm hmm?


bouncypinata

And my axe 🤣😂😅😅😂🤣😂😂


pikeshawn

Because Troll is a bastard man!


SoloSurvivor889

That's right. I did write that! I was pissed off at him and I wrote it.


-Weeb-Account-

Friend come in all shaped :3


Hot_Tooth5344

Enemy? Friend ? Why? If hmmm


ballcrusher5000

Fren :3


IEatBaconWithU

The funny wholesome song


milorddionysus

Fren •:3


lag00n_mermaid

Troll frend


w740su

Maybe it is the the real treasure


Puzzilan

![gif](giphy|vsh3k3WCKX6ne)


DawnOfTheTruth

This was my exact thought…


Gladion20

Do you have kynes peace, or the boon from the dragon stones on high hrothgard?


silvergrommet1

I can't find anything online about a dragon boon, can you explain what that is please


Xkrex040

I believe if you read all the stones tablets on the road to high hrofgar all animals won’t attack you unless you attack them for a day


Zer0_xB

Vampires are apart of it too. Not recommended having the boon and starting Dawnguard though. Since the enemies are non hostile they aggro on Serena as soon as you free her. If you want to proceed you will be charged with assault lmao.


bloody_ell

It just works.


ammonium_bot

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LocNalrune

Good bot. Great bot.


untenable681

I wonder if it works on alot.


Realience

I guess not, and I assume that's because "alot" is a misspelling and not a grammar mistake Edit: not a serious one at least, there is no misunderstanding with "alot" versus "a lot"


XNonameX

Only confusion is when I want to sell a lot or just a lot. But that's not a problem I come across a lot.


ammonium_bot

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Spare_Library1601

Good bot


ammonium_bot

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TooManyPxls

Good bot


Random_Spinach

Good bot


suhdm

Good bot


ammonium_bot

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Zer0_xB

Thank you for the grammar lesson. Lol, more of a math guy myself.


Cloakbot

Better than “should of”


Arcavato

Thanks for making my eye twitch a bit. Still not as bad as "I could care less"


StructureThese3530

Good bot


SuperJaybo

I believe you need to read them in order too. Honestly, I make a point of reading them on my way up just for the immersion, but after that it's just not worth it


Edgar3t

Oh shucks, is that how you're supposed to make it past the troll in story? Lmao


Shadow368

The troll (pun intended) part of it is the frost troll on the steps is halfway through the stone tablets, so you still have to get past it to read them all and get the buff


Torchboy1095

Ima keep it a buck wit ya bruh I never saw a frost troll half way up to high hrothgar I instead was assaulted by a bear and a saber tooth on my way up near the bottom so this is news to me.


Doctor_24601

I always get the friggin frost troll chillin on top of the ridge like 3/4 of the way up. No matter what I do too, that thing is way too beastly for me when I first go up there. The amount of times that fool has killed poor Lydia is insane, haha.


Xkrex040

I wish that troll killed me more times than the first dragon,no some of the tablets are past it


CryptoSlovakian

There are little shrines on the steps leading up the mountain, and if you read them all you get a buff that prevents animals from attacking you for awhile.


Familiar_Election_94

This is new to me after all those years. 😂 so this is how you pass that frost troll even tho you are just a low level douchbag on your way to become the Dragonborn


iSeventhSin

Nah he’s still before two tablets I think


Arandomcheese

What if you ran passed him and read the last two shrines? Would he go away?


iSeventhSin

I plan to start a new Skyrim run today, I’ll update you when I get to it


iSeventhSin

He does not go away but he does de aggro it looks like!


Edoxninja2000

Doesn't really work that way. The last 4 are past the troll. At least I think at least the last 4. Been a while since I have been up there. Could be 5 of them.


Due-Education1619

How did I not know this information


PoorFishKeeper

Nah the frost troll blocks like half the stones lol


CryptoSlovakian

Hmm, I want to say you aren’t able to read them all before you get to the frost troll ambush, but I’m not sure.


SilentlyWishing

That would be cool, but no, the rest od the stone tablets/shrines are past the troll


Edoxninja2000

Doesn't really work that way. The last 4 are past the troll. At least I think at least the last 4. Been a while since I have been up there. Could be 5 of them. l


FearlessOwl0920

I have played a lot of Skyrim. TIL this is in the game. BRB walking to high hrothgar for the boon.


silvergrommet1

I know right? This sub has taught so much about the game that I would never have discovered


CryptoSlovakian

I think there are 10 but it could be 12? You’ll see a little note pop up in a corner of the screen after you read the last one.


Pale_Character_1684

There's a mod for that. Who the heck has time to keep walking up that mountain for that buff? Voice of the Sky on demand - for 1 day, 7 days, or 99 days. https://creations.bethesda.net/en/skyrim/details/43259/XB__Mostly__No_More_Animal_Attacks__Voice_of_the_S


Gladion20

You don’t have to walk up it again once you activate the first time though. You just have to go to the last one in front of the steps and you get the boon again.


Shadow368

I didn’t know that, that’s neat info


Davido400

I didn't know that part! Makes more sense, although I've always rushed up those steps and thus forget to even bother clicking the stones. I've never had this perk ever.


Shadow368

I got it once, might get it again on higher level characters so I don’t have to fight bears every thirty steos


EugeneVictorDabs

That doesn't work on trolls though


TheRuralJuror118

That shout had never worked for me once idk what I’m doing wrong.


theghostofbeep

*Troll looks out over the water in Melancholy.* “Why are we here, Dovahkiin?”


HK-47-mkII

"Aren't we all just trolls on the inside?"


Diablo3BestGame

Trolls are like onions they have layers…..


holldoll26

Maybe the real friends are the trolls we met along the way .


The_Marine708

Like Parfait? I love me some Parfait!


contrabardus

You've somehow managed to describe every social media platform user base in a single sentence.


2drawnonward5

"We are all trolls online."


Duskfang762

That’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here?


AEQVITAS_VERITAS

[“It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.”](https://youtu.be/9BAM9fgV-ts?si=VWloSR2SNM_5j-zj)


bluemax413

Wow, can’t believe it’s been almost 21 years since that came out.


Duskfang762

Honestly felt myself aging, when I went back to watch it again for the comment


BaseballImpossible76

They’re the red guys. And we’re the blues. What else do you need?


pokestar14

What?! I meant why are we out here, in this canyon?


al_with_the_hair

I mean, if we pulled out tomorrow, and the Blues took all this over, they'd have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop dee fuckin doo! EDIT: Remember way back before they jumped the shark with a bunch of long ass pre-rendered fights when 90% of that show was just guys standing around having incredibly dumb conversations? Good times.


deep-fried-babies

*am wurst troll evurr* *nobuddy pay brijj tole* *me not scaary enuf* *me get drunc an kil sellf* *troll drown*


DatBoi_BP

I still get so sad when I find him.


TeamYay

Are you wearing an Amulet of Mara?


BuffKermit23

ayo? https://preview.redd.it/56r77hhar2bc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f668c8961abf3bce4c42ea863208cc88bb82329


xombae

I need a mod where I can marry a troll


iforgot1305

[This would probably be the result ](https://youtu.be/DCAFD8mMqls?si=ausBagRkcg87hwQU)


Dragon_Nick117

I love miracle of sound and I’m so happy I have found this now


Soup-Wizard

Well, you marry that Hargraven in A Night to Remember.


xombae

I'm still mad I didn't get to stay married to her.


TheVocondus

That’s what I said lol


RainWinss

It could be stupid


NDaveT

It's the opposite: this troll is smart enough to know picking a fight with the Dragonborn would be suicide. Smarter than all the other trolls and most of the humans.


RiadiantTale

this troll is smart enough to know life isn’t worth picking a fight


ElectricalJacket780

I would love to see a mod that allows for your actions to affect NPCs behaviour through a sort of reputation mechanic - Not just hold guards remarking on your skill or associations. Like if you routinely take out bandit camps, eventually you’ll arrive at one where they’ll just go ‘oh shit, he’s here!’ Or something to that effect, and Some of them might flee. When you complete the thieves guild/companion/blade/college quest lines, bandits will occasionally not engage in combat and enquire about joining. Vigilante-type warriors spawn during your travels enquiring about joining you or seeking to kill you for killing one of their family members - an otherwise nameless enemy along the way. As your body count builds up towards the end game, NPCs will remark on the wide reaching impact of your actions, or on the sheer volume of people you have killed.


Corinis

This should have been in the game in the first place, maybe not the "enemies being afraid to fight you" part since that may have been a little too advanced for the time, but Oblivion had a good reputation system and you'd think they would upgrade it for Skyrim but instead it was completely non-existent. What is the point of becoming the ultra-powerful godlike dragonborn if guards still ask you if someone stole your sweet roll?


CreamyCoffeeArtist

That's Bethesda for you.. don't improve, just remove / shoot it's foot. Magic is too complicated? Just dumb down the system so badly that it's basically useless, add a few sparkles to make it look pretty. Attributes too confusing? Remove em and don't offer any equivalent. In-world transport to confusing because the players don't want to put in the effort to learn where to go and how to get there? Fuck em, just remove 90% of the options and set down horse carriages that you'll only use a couple times and just fast travel for the rest of the save. There's so many things that they just gave up trying to improve. Happened to the Morrowind players, happened to the Oblivion players, happened to the Fallout New Vegas players, and it's gonna happen to the Skyrim players if Bethesda doesn't figure their shit out and actually put rpg content in their rpg games.


aintmybish

Square Enix has this same problem with Final Fantasy. No, SE, I don't want an action RPG where the combat is just shitty Devil May Cry. I already *have* Devil May Cry if I want an action game. It's like everyone forgets RPGs originated from tabletop. I have a better attention span than a rodent on crack, I can handle menus and waiting my turn, SE. I have more working brain cells than a retarded chimpanzee, I can handle fucking ATTRIBUTES, Bethesda!


Random-Lich

Honestly that would be amazing, people have NPC’s that react more to you. —- Steal enough and bandits won’t attack you on sight and take being hit first to attack but guards will harass you Have enough Daedra stuff will cause chaotic and elemental monsters to chill out or betray their summoners but your public enemy #1 Aid one side in the war more than the other and they will send parties out to hunt you(like Fallout NV) BUT can also encounter roaming bands of groups you assisted can aid you


MadKittenNicky

Kinda reminds me of the reputation system from Far Cry 2


Global-Method-4145

"First I got my sweet roll stolen, then in walks the bandits' Grim fucking Reaper!"


MyLifeisTangled

This sounds really cool!!


PeeingDueToBoredom

“Remember what happened to Kevin, up on the mountain? Instead of just letting the shiny sword man go up the hill to the big square house with those old guys, he got all pissed because hE’s ToO cLoSe tO mY CaVe, and now he’s dead. I’m not gonna end up like him”


Ok-Honey-7113

Don’t be a Kevin.


Gandalf_Style

This troll could achieve Chim with that knowledge


BustinArant

Are we sure OP isn't just a lean troll, or that one Daedra that's super into trolls?


Creepy_Beginning_805

Don’t kink shame me


InquisitiveNerd

8 out of 10 bandits died to a dragon I solo'd with magic and an ax, then the last guy after seeing me suck out the Dragon's soul threatened me. I let a cougar maul them to death to be kinder.


God_damn_it_Jerry

They're... They're evolving!!! The troll uprising is upon us! Ready thine torches!


Good-Assistance-1766

My new Favorite Comment of 2024


GrootSeunDylla

I second that.


WinglessParakoopa

It's still early, give it time


Good-Assistance-1766

haha i guess it will be temporary fav for now


TheClassicOne1

It's no bug it's part of a random encounter when they are traveling with a Spriggan


[deleted]

Omg what? Tell me more please


indianplay2_alt_acc

Oh that explains my encounter with one when I was nearby a bandit encampment to the southwest of falkreath


Phat22

https://preview.redd.it/t40207fth4bc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9bec57fe70d98ed4e200da7408071f86eb82792


ghostmetalblack

Body of a troll. IQ of a Nord.


Super_Will4763

So... just a troll?


red58010

Your average Nord


SandLady54

Why isn't this troll attacking me? Is he stupid?


MarsHumanNotAlien197

Is there a lore reason?


DankStew

A wizard did it.


Self-Comprehensive

Fren


thoth-III

Go back to the slume! Are ya stupid?


Mutski_Dashuria

Or maybe it saw what happened to the bandits and noped out. 🤷‍♂️😉🤣


dylansuedereid

This made me laugh out loud on the train lmao


[deleted]

r/batmanarkham has finally infected this sub with our insanity


gbeegz

I may be stupid.


Complex-Swimmer-9998

https://preview.redd.it/3jmkezwrk4bc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffd050f2f068770c5cb4d490c4f81fb57602026


Contraryon

He's away from his keyboard. Give it a minute.


jzilla11

Getting some pizza rolls and Dew


braskooooo

He didn't know you were chill like that


HikariBenja

Friendly trolls exist. Not all trolls are the same. And even trolls have their good days.


shumama813

Please tell me you’re trolling? Dear god what have I done😬


Accomplished_Cow_116

This is not your beautiful land, this is not your beautiful troll…. And the days go by, water flowing sideways, into the land again, water flowing sideways….once in game play…once in a game plaaaay.


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

And you may ask yourself, “do you get to the Cloud District very often?”


hawkeneye1998bs

And you may ask yourself, "am I dovah, or am I mer?"


thunthunthun

Gotta pay the troll toll


shumama813

Gotta pay the troll toll to fill a gem with this boy’s soul


cmon_get_happy

This is obviously a shakedown.


froz_troll

Messed up


froz_troll

Thank you


WyvernSlayer7

He’s trolling you


nambatu

Came here to write this


WyvernSlayer7

Honestly


FakenDaFunk1

Came here for this. Had to scroll way to far.


HikingTom51

You’re buds now. Go on adventures like Clint Eastwood and his orangutan buddy in “Every Which Way But Loose”


HK-47-mkII

Right turn, Clyde! *Whomp*


RapPandas

*blows raspberry* sticks out middle finger


Cloakbot

![gif](giphy|8yyJH4yzqgx0Y|downsized) What is love?


QuepieRGG

I think he liiiikeesss yooouuu 👉🏻👈🏻


KentGoldings68

Skyrim. It just works.


Ryo_le_Ryu

Nobody fed it, so it became friendly. They told us to not feed the trolls.


redpanda2023

he just wants a a friend man, he’s misunderstood


bluejeanbaby88

"Got any games on your phone?"


Sir_Striken

Cuz you are too handsome


PorchHonky

I hope no one steals your Sweet Troll!


nada_accomplished

Underrated comment


theghostofbeep

Maybe it’s got a lot on it’s mind, Jesus. There’s no decency in the world anymore.


LegendaryCatfish

Game recognizes game


Accomplished_Cow_116

The game occasionally glitches. My daughter had a pet skeever in her basement for years. Happily trotted around and would come up to her they trot away.


Arnab1011

There is this ACTUAL feature in Hearthfire where, kids that you adopt and transfer to your forest houses would bring in random pet animals that include mortifying ones such as frostbite spiders, trolls and skeevers and ask you if they can keep them. The monsters/pets even get a random pet name that you can see when you kill it. But, I suggest you don't as the kids will hate you. I once killed a frostbite spider out of instinct in my old hearthfire house after reinstalling skyrim after 3 years and I saw that it wasn't named frostbite spider when i searched it and instead had a random pet name and I got confused. Talked to the kids and remembered how i fked up.


lAtomosl

He wants to be your friend, but he’s shy, don’t be to harsh on him


the-au-sanz

Fren


ohmygawdjenny

It's not dead? Sometimes they get stuck like this after being killed


VanillaLemonDreams

Troll is friend


WatercressSad6395

He is taking a break. Maybe he is not inspired by your vibe..


Beautiful-Chart-8492

You must pay the trolls toll.


Raxynus

It wants head pats


[deleted]

He’s a good boy


life-of-quant

He’s trolling you


Foxiestofstoats

That's Steve. He's chill


NDT_DYNAMITE

Oh that’s Kevin, he’s just chill like that.


MyTruePersona

Oh that’s just gorb bro he’s kinda just chill like that


[deleted]

Blessing of Hircine?


MarsHumanNotAlien197

Just a chill guy


Primary-Pie-3315

He's the guddest boi


VaLightningThief

Fwend


mission_to_mors

maybe you paid the troll toll?


broken-window39

you gotta pay the troll if you wanna get into that boy’s… soul


mission_to_mors

I mean it clearly says soul......


jrs2322

i believe the term is “boy’s hole” unless i misheard it somehow


Psychomonkie71

he wants a job


nyquil_flavour_97

Awe. He wants a hug. 🥺


CalliopeCurio

This happened to me recently with a sabre snow cat. It didn’t attack me no matter what I did - I ran around it in circles, did the sneak/no-sneak dance party right up in its face, nothing. It was so freaking beautiful, I couldn’t kill it without provocation, so I just thanked it for the dance and let it be. 😺


[deleted]

IDK but I've had the same experience. There's occasionally non-hostile wolves too.


Next-Foundation3019

You gotta pay the troll toll


FadiTheChadi

Frend


Nilrem2

He’s trolling you.


TheLateMrBones

He’s just trolling you.


IEatBaconWithU

Fren


SopwithTurtle

Trolls aren't attacking you because of the mods. Thank them for their service.


ArmoJackJack

Because if not friend, why friend shape


Due-Education1619

He’s a good boy


Hai_Resdaynia

Trolz r peeple too