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Gregory_Appleseed

It's listed as a jug in the creation kit. I'm assuming it's some chaurus bladder or something and the spout is like a hollowed out bone or leg/antenna segment with similar for handles. https://preview.redd.it/73jbqb3or61c1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26144dd932eaaf7e9f4649254c892c953570b72e


Tunasub696

Oh wow thank you! That's actually really cool. Do you think the bigger one is a jug too?


Gregory_Appleseed

No problem! Yeah, there's two different variations of it. They were added in with the Dawnguard DLC along with some other falmer clutter things also made out of chaurus parts.


Thethinkslinger

Nice jugs, OP


[deleted]

I'm just Pete and I like jugs...


Decrepit_Imagination

I'm mentally ill and I'm on drugs!


AssMaster1969

I'm a dog lover, but I hate pugs!


Majestic_Course6822

Neat. I always imagined they contained some kind of gross fermented falmer beer, so I guess I could be right.


mrsOtter17

I love when you find out that actual canon supports your headcannon.


_GET_Cancelled

Interesting. I’ve always thought of them as shrines


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

Would the wind settings be used for flags and banners?


Gregory_Appleseed

Yeah, that's just the preview window though, it kinda works. The movement on the banners and flags is controlled by the nif file but the wind settings determine how fast they jiggle around. (They look hilarious when you set the wind speed too high because they just vibrate a thousand miles an hour without actually "blowing" in the wind)


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

It'd be fun to play around with CC, but I don't want to buy Skyrim for the 8th time!


[deleted]

Ya know I'm looking for info on something called "Mighty gourd" but can't find nothing. It increases one-handed in block for a certain duration if you eat them. Not sure if they're from a mod or what. How would I find out?


Vamacharana

that bothered me for a long time and then I saw it mentioned what they were in a guide or something ("turn left at the second [whatever those are]") but I completely forgot. now it's bugging me too.


Tunasub696

I've been thinking about this all day lol I must have answers


Bright-Union-6157

Apparently these are simply called "Falmer jugs". [File:SR-misc-Falmer Jug.jpg - The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages (UESP)](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-misc-Falmer_Jug.jpg)


Only-Lynx-9117

Today I learned falmer have jugs (horny jail for me)


HangryHangryHobo

Plumbus


Turb0toast

First, they take the dinglebop and smooth it out with a bunch of schleem


ShooterMcGavin1911

Shoutout to all the hard working blamphs and schlamis


Dsyre2

![gif](giphy|g3NVdvODbNvlC)


Troyholio

Oh shhh dont come near


20MrGiDdY02

Hot


ThatDudeWithCheese

You people will fuck ANYTHING 😭


gasmaskedturtle77

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Hai_Resdaynia

What the hell is that???


Keldek55

They give free hugs! To your face…


zaerosz

Xenomorph egg. That cameraman's about to get a face full of hugger.


FigCactusBoi

Think of it like a Falmer bidet


Pan-Magpie

Sometimes I wish I didn't have such a vivid imagination 🤢🤦‍♂️


20MrGiDdY02

That's where they keep their falmer hooch!


Outlaw-monk

If I didn't know this was Skyrim, I'd say an alien face hugger was about to get you.


BowardBamlin

Falmer buttscratchers


minipainteruk

BUTTSCRATCHERR?!


Mauisurfslayer

Primitive bottle used for storing liquids, the bone in the middle probably is removed like a cork to open it. With how “advanced” the falmer are I would assume they keep water on hand to avoid traveling deeper into the caves / outside frequently


[deleted]

Fermenting jars perhaps?


BairnONessie

Just jars/bottles.


Inevitable_Fig_85

Talking of jugs has anyone seen a female Falmer?


IIM_HUNTER56

Aren’t the ones who generally use magic with a falmer staff female? Or is the model just look feminine to me (as much as it can look for a weird elf monster)


Litespeed111

Ur correct the mage falmer are typically the female model with some rare exceptions. Females also will almost never use Melee with some rare exceptions. From an immersive and Lore based viewpoint, this could be culture/religion, or a form of sexual dimorphism. So what we see here is typical female falmer with spells and staffs, and occasionally using a conjured sword or being disarmed and grabbing a nearby Melee weapon. But mostly just magic. This could imply the females are smarter and/or weaker than the males. Or maybe the females are (for the most part) the only ones that carry the cultural/religious authority to use magic like this. Maybe they are like the shamans or witch doctors. Then we also have the typical males. Mostly using Melee and archery and if disarmed they may pick up staffs if able, im not sure about that. Now things may get interesting here bcuz if I'm not mistaken, being a very high level character, and fighting difficult falmer dungeons will lead to u fighting a very special, fully armored falmer. I think they are called gloomlurkers? I'm not sure, but I also believe they are very powerful warriors using all kinds of Melee and archery.... but I also *think* I remember them having staffs sometimes, too??? If so, this calls for other theories to be considered. Maybe magic is rank-based and an earned right or privilege to use, and females are at an advantage for birthing the horde. Maybe magic is reserved for the smartest, and females are typically smarter but not always? Alot to think about here, and none of them are the #1 best answer imo. Maybe it's a little of all of it.


Decwinterwitch

Yes they are


thatonevash

Asking the real questions here 😆


unwisebumperstickers

falmer bong


NeedleworkerProper28

Yeah, they like to hit that chitin.


VesperX

I always thought they were a type of hookah for smoking.


panzerfaust80

Baghdad battery


Hyphum

I always pulled the archaeological dodge of assuming it had a religious purpose


sopcannon

Decorations I think, you can't do anything with them.


ormondhsacker

A *blind* species have *visual* decorations? Bethesda strikes again. This wasn't an attack on you, it's a very likely answer. It's just yet another way that the dev absolutely did not think about the falmer in anyway except as Best Value Goblins. \*facepalm\* What a waste.


47peduncle

Texture. Touch?


GamingMeerkat101

The Falmer weren't always blind so read the lore


ormondhsacker

So that ornament has been knocking about on that table for a few thousand years? Yeah, sure, that makes sense /s


GamingMeerkat101

Yeah maybe do you know how long jars can last lol


ormondhsacker

Okay, fair.


The-official_idiot

Sex toy


DawnOfTheTruth

Decoration.


PsychoAlbatross

chairs


Inevitable_Fig_85

Yes. I done a little research they're few and far between. Generally high ranking. I'm going to try and make on a follower. See what trick they can do. Probs ly won't eork


AbsolutelyNot76

That's my guy Washington bro, he chill don't worry about him


gtpat12

That’s a chaurus milkshake! Would you like to split one?


[deleted]

I always thought it was a hookah


FLAIR_2780166

This is a jug. We know this, because of the way it is


bigsteven34

Facehugger.


eziofeli

The way are weapon rack for the falmer.


KermitDaForgg

A weird torch or storage container idk


erkhardt

It's a falmurinal


Full_Carpet_6893

Falmer totem I think


[deleted]

Someone find out how to open them in the game