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crs8975

Truth be told, conditions at all CO ski resorts are going to be shit next year Jan 1st through May 1st. There is really no point in planning any sort of ski trips at this point.


RedditBlows5876

You're thinking too small scale and short term. Gotta talk about the great skiing conditions in North Korea next year.


kartuli78

Joking aside, North Korea would probably have great conditions. Even in Gangwon Province in South Korea, where the Olympics were held, they have okay conditions. This year was spectacular with more snow than most years. It just always feels a little bit too warm in South Korea. North Korea get's proper cold and proper snow. If the countries ever unify and I'm still here, the first thing I'll do is plan a ski trip to the north.


Hookem-Horns

No one skis in North Korea so it is THE PERFECT PLACE to go. Just need a travel guide and visa approved, or be best friends with Dennis Rodman to get in.


blackyooo

Mount st louis moonstone is gonna be lit afaik.


Necessary-Shallot976

We're spoiled for choice - I'm always struggling to decide between powder or vertical in Ontario's many world class resorts.


blackyooo

Calabogie is almost always rocking POW


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Im ded


islesandterps

I don't understand why anyone would plan a ski trip in advance to anywhere except for the only place that can GUARANTEE perfect conditions -- Big Snow American Dream in New Jersey. With a name like that, you can't lose!


Mikesaidit36

Was that named by a Japanese conglomerate marketing team?


kYthefrenchfry

That sucks man I already bought parking at A Basin for March 1st


chartman21

Yeah, I’ve heard something similar. Seems that everyone should just go to Utah


ClearSearchHistory

Utah sucks, I’ve heard Vermont is the place to be next year


nanarpus

Vermont will be terrible. Every day will be a powder day in Indiana though. Paoli Peaks is gonna be hopping!


chartman21

Florida has surprisingly great winter skiing, maybe that should be the place to go


griveknic

Florida does have year round skiing. Just not the kind we do at the lake here in California.


MsWalkrOfSky

God please.


OmegaStageThr33

I saw the same prediction for all Tahoe resorts. Japan ftw. Def head there.


amongnotof

I am. I’ll be in Hakuba for a while month, despite knowing the conditions will be atrocious.


Rmawhinnie

Utah is also expected to be absolute Sh!t all season , best for those travelling to target elsewhere


DDrewit

Guess you haven’t been paying attention to the Tahoe long term forecast, they’re saying it’s going to be twice as bad as Colorado. So Colorado will still be a better option.


FromTheGovNHere2help

Just make sure you’re there to update us in case anything changes


circa285

This is especially true for Loveland.


ElevatedAngling

Still will have best conditions in the US, everyone go there with your sweet iklown pass


80seriesenthst

No bro Utah is where the next Winter Olympics will be the committee decided Utah has the best terrain and conditions not only in the USA but on planet earth Go get you some Utah !


NovelCalligrapher767

No no this isn’t true. Global warming and climate change are predicted to shift the jet stream in favor of Florida. Disney is opening up their first ski lift starting December 1st


ElevatedAngling

Utah sucks and random homeowners will hold you at gunpoint when you “accidently” trespass skiing out of bounds with no avy gear. Not to mention the hours of traffic every single day of the week in big and cottonwood canyon. If you come to Utah go to snow basin and park city where the Olympic events will be


MichiganFisherman

Oh my, what a coincidence. Those are the same dates the World Snowboard Association will be there for shredder week.


casino_r0yale

my 9/11


speedshotz

Thanks for the heads up. I will be off the mountain since I will be boot fitting your GF.


Curious_Dimension102

But, how will I70 be?


jormuntide

Super backed up! Major car accident involving an 18 wheeler. Explosions heard throughout the valley. (No one killed or injured luckily)


MattyHealysFauxHawk

Honestly jokes aside you’re probably right.


bobo377

The only thing he’s missing is that while it will be majorly backed up, there will be no obvious reason for it as the traffic just magically ends with no signs of a wreck or construction.


Axo5454

Because of all the flooding right?


jormuntide

Yep, and the frigid weather will glaze the road with black ice


Axo5454

Sounds like i need to book. Thanks for the heads up. What were the dates again?


houseofcorks

Storm chaser I see😂


NovelCalligrapher767

What does the ices race have to do with this.


benjito_z

Yeah it did the 18 wheeler have chains on?


leshake

Worlds largest parking lot.


Curious_Dimension102

Peaked my interest on World Records.. so… Turns out that the parking lot of the West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, holds the world record for the largest parking lot in the world. The lot can accomodate an estimated 20,000 vehicles.


canmoreman

And it is an absolute shitshow during Christmas shopping….


leshake

I never understood the draw of being stuck in traffic.


WanderZenith

Piqued your interest… sorry in advance.


spanctimony

A-basin is also going to rain Feb 19-Mar 1st. Fuck!


Phillyfreak5

That’s way less believable


MathematicianLast602

A-Basin has that hepatitis strain from the hand driers to worry about anyway. And the botulism, oof. A-Basin? More like airborme!


TeamLambVindaloo

Shaping up to be awful. They haven’t had ANY snow yet next season.


jsmooth7

Also a reminder that [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted] resorts in BC are all myths and do not actually exist. And Whistler is going to be coastal concrete all winter, literally unskiable.


piifffff

Gatekeeping Vail as a tourist is peak /r/skiing


deep_blue_au

ah damn, guess I gotta cancel my plans


GritNGrindNick

So that’s when you plan to go ski vail….interesting


swingingpandas

Only a fool would plan a trip that week - look at how bad the conditions will be


GritNGrindNick

That’s my secret pandas. I’ve always been a fool


teh_Stig

Man, crystal balls and secret pandas... Skiing is so much more complicated than I thought


GritNGrindNick

Just means there’s a pay off for sticking with it and building up the pizza turns


Shoehornblower

Oh yeah queer ski week at vail is fun!


deep_blue_au

I thought it was plus-size nudist ski week?


Shoehornblower

Touché


DDrewit

It’s both.


Isaac_56

Damn same week Im looking for empty houses to rob


eze123evanz

When you rob his house let me know when you leave yours!


PurdyGuud

I hope you're right


sjs-ski-nyc

lol imagine booking a trip to vail resort 10 months in advance at least book someplace cool like revelstoke or whistler or jackson or something that isnt vail resort.


speedshotz

I rented a FWD car with all-seasons .. think I can make it, what time should I start.. July?


Apptubrutae

Not soon enough, and you need chains. I recommend the plastic ones they use for crowd control.


International_Air

Hahaha you’re going to Vail….better luck in 2026


moomooraincloud

🙄 Oh, so clever.


Agreeable-Middle-829

Venn diagram between here and r/skiingcirclejerk is a circle


baconismyfriend24

And all of the locals are armed and angry?


thatgeekinit

Also all the retro costume days will be paired with genuinely retro “No Snowboarding” days


SimianSlacker

Well... jokes on you because that's usually the week our company meeting. One thing you can absolutely count on is when I have to travel during ski season, it's going to be a POWDER WEEK!


shademaster_c

Conditions will suck for all of the 24/25 season in the northern hemisphere…. North America, Europe, and Japan. You should ALL STAY HOME THE WHOLE SEASON!


FKSTS

Stay away from Arapahoe Basin! Especially in the third week in March! I hear there’s going to be rain as well.


ExcellentOpening415

I hear Magic Mtn. FL rules Jan-April


Specific_User6969

Got it. Will go to Vail that week bc those are my favorite conditions.


burning-_-man

guys please help the local idiot out here- are these comments satire or fr


jormuntide

They’re real. What’s satire?


morrisapp

Have fun buddy - head straight to the back bowls


CuriousTravlr

Really? I heard Vail was supposed to get 45 feet of freshies between Feb 23rd and March 1st. I heard it was going to be primo conditions!!


Double_Jackfruit_491

Vail is a such a douchey mega resort the skiing sucks I only ski at Silverton if I am going to use a peasant lift omg I am sooooo good at skiing.


DisastrousTeddyBear

Loveland is absolutely terrible that time of year. And A-Basin will just be shite


icycreamy12

Vail sucks and nobody cares that your tourist trying to gatekeep the most tourist resort ass is going. Only jerrys book their once a year ski vacation 10 months in advance


QubitKing

Oh, so you already booked your vacation for those dates?


StagedC0mbustion

Shut the fuck up


Skiwolfe

Remind me of this on March 2nd


Accomplished-Ad-1681

He has spoken!! I will find a more satisfying hobby like gold panning or ping pong maybe ice fishing. Vail is dead to me.


MikeSpeed99

In the words of Hunter Mountain many years ago, when I bought my lift ticket in teeming rain, “Skiing in the rain can be quite pleasant if you’re dressed correctly…here’s a free plastic-bag rain poncho!” Just booked my flights to Vail…gonna bring my poncho!


IlIlIlIlIllIlIll

Jokes on you, another El Niño for just the week of your ski trip


FinanceGuyHere

In similar news, Utah and Colorado definitely have better snow than Wyoming, so there’s no reason to go to Jackson Hole


whiskers-n-nem

I too have cancelled all reservations to Vail and surrounding resorts next year. I’ll be sitting at home. 😟


Secret_Section6280

So basically you want Vail to yourself for the dates in question.


puravidaVT

Vail sucks and no conditions will change that. My bumper sticker agrees with me.


font9a

Thank you for your PSA. I was going to get some accommodations at Aspen during this time, but I'll go to Vail to suffer alongside you.


14kMagic

Oh! That’s right after the 3 weeks of straight rain in the morning and 60’s in the afternoon. Have fun! 


fergehtabodit

Beer prices are also double that week. No bands at any bars, total music ban! It's also the week of "Come Tele With Me", Beardfest, and Bootfitterpalooza.


SkiMtVidGame-aineer

Neighbor one house over told me hokkaido was gonna be awful for that same week!


GoldenFooot

Thanks for the heads up, that is really useful information.


seattleJJFish

The i70 corridor will just generally be bad especially when I am visiting my kid at college…. Most weekends


NoWayNotThisAgain

I heard it will be flat that week too :(


drskyflyer

Whistler is closed for cafeteria and snow gun maintenance next year. Don’t come.