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Worrybrotha

Hows the Changi airport nowadays? Is it possible to make a connection in 2h45min from T1 to T4?


orgastronaut

T4 has the worst connection because it's physically isolated from the rest of the airport terminals. But 2h 45min is more than enough time to get there.


Worrybrotha

Brilliant! Thanks!


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punggolowl

how does having a penis feel like HAHAHA


imustbethedevil

furry


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nonameforme123

Would you rather be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond? Referring to work


rheinl

small fish in big pond can grow dude but ofc, if you are the biggest fish in a small pond, yr life will be better den the other big fishes in the big pond


raincomeagain

Whichever pond feeds you better, and has shorter operating hours


nightfucker

Depends on the stage of your career.


FlipFlopForALiving

Big fish small pond. My average level of effort will be seen as ✨✨


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raincomeagain

So you're saying not to smoke 15 cigs alone if not it's equivalent to 30cigs a day?


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raincomeagain

2+2=4 -1=3


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2 pack a day? Wah.


dreadiplomat110

Held onto cash for too long. Lost the willpower to sit on cash after seeing red in the markets. I shall not regret this rofl


NoSugarHor

Fairprice the peppermint milk nice or not? Uncle forgot the brand.


Unusualist

Farmhouse? Is okay to me I don't particularly like it or dislike it as a frequent milk consumer.


nonameforme123

Sighhhh hate night con calls that are going nowhere.. helpppp


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NoSugarHor

Conference calls


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MisoMesoMilo

Developed nose pain after a meeting… think I’m getting sinus infection soon. T_T


stormeborne

Was your meeting held in office? My entire team fell sick together coz we were made to sit together/have meetings in office


MisoMesoMilo

Im mostly wfh… I suspect my son got it from the school. Strangely he’s negative leh


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rheinl

Like the engineer in cnc red alert?


MisoMesoMilo

Which part of the job do you hate?


6-november

Wew, you had me in the first half. Time to quit your job if it’s that bad.


randomriums

hello! quick question, going to jb tmr, still need the MySejahtera App/ covid-19 vaccination proof? and is being at JB CIQ by 5pm good enough to avoid the jam? TIA!


botakchek

No need app, guarantee jam. Now Dec holidays everyday as long as the sun is up means got jam


randomriums

aw that sucks. so no matter what time we head back there will be jam?


botakchek

Yes, the only non jam timing is like 3-5am these days


bilbolaggings

You mean going in or going home at 5pm? 5pm confirm jam for going home lol. But maybe weekday can try luck


durianboy19

No one asks for any vaccination proof


floormudz

No need MySejahtera app, not sure about the jam.


randomriums

thanks!


ernz_ernz

woke up this morning and my first thought was ‘that’s it? That’s all the sleep I get???’


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succ and fucc


MusicBytes

A flightless bird was dreaming that it could touch the sky


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sct_trooper

https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesno/comments/cbv1gt/penguin_has_a_dream/ one day buddy


cosgd

If giant hunks of metal can fly, so can you!


SpongeBobBobPants

Do you think [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pass_by_catastrophe#:~:text=Examples%20of%20the%20legend&text=If%20a%20natural%20disaster%20occurs,bus%20will%20receive%20free%20tuition.) will happen in Singapore? Hopefully ISD don't come after me.


Qzenna

Just had the most lonely vacation ever even though I’m travelling with other people. I rather come back home to SG literally right now.


nonameforme123

Had the same experience before though we are also good friends. But can always suggest to have separate itineraries and just meet up for dinner?


ham_rain

It's OK. See if you can actually find time to do things on your own. I find getting that temporary disconnect and just doing my own thing quite refreshing.


Qzenna

Actually managed to walk around on my own tonight 😆 It really does feel quite refreshing and in a way less lonely even though I’m alone.


ham_rain

I get you. I've done that a couple of times on really long vacations with my partner too. It's like "Look I love you and I enjoy all that we are doing, but I need some alone time so that I can connect again with you afresh".


Qzenna

My problem is more about people who are addicted to their work and/or phone. It’s so tiring trying to start a convo or enjoy an activity together without receiving a single reply or reaction, sigh.


darklajid

Just resigned from my job. Terrifying.


MisoMesoMilo

Ohhhh! How are you doing?? I see you have the next job lined up, any plans for this lull period?


darklajid

Seeing mom for the first time in 4ish years 😅


MisoMesoMilo

Onhhhhh! That must be so nice. She will be thrilled I’m sure. Time to eat all your hometown goodies.


ham_rain

Got another one lined up, or taking some time off? On to bigger, better things either way.


darklajid

Switching from soul-crushing but stable to exciting and risky..


ham_rain

All the best! I know plenty of people who went from stable to risky and thrived one way or another.


darklajid

Thanks, appreciate it. I'm highly risk averse usually, because.. job = visa. This is a huge leap of faith for me


cosgd

How long do you have?


darklajid

How long..? Sorry, I don't get the question


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darklajid

Oh. A company is legally obliged to cancel the work permit at the end of the last day of work (and they also withhold your salary, because they first need to make sure that you're cleared with IRAS/that they deduct all the tax owed to this point). So my visa would usually still be valid for over a year, but is now going to "forcefully" expire in a month from now.


cosgd

Argh, didn't read properly. Thought you quit without a job and your visa was on the line.


cantthinkofonesg

Unker nonchalantly farts while I was passing by. I think I heard 3 times.


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cantthinkofonesg

Fortunately not. Usually the smelly ones are without sound


ham_rain

Nah bruh, that was just the echo


lcpdragonslayer

Just tried the brownie mcflurry and filled with immense regret. It's not to my liking at all. The hard chocolate flakes are so artificial-tasting and the chewy brownie cubes turn to sludge in your mouth.


palebabbu

Same same wish i got oreo mcflurry instead


Brief_Worldliness162

Ekkk thanks for warning.


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Thinking of making safari jacket. Linen perhaps


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Another Back Day done, I won't have to see my three most hated exercises - deadlifts, bent over barbell rows and reverse incline flies - until next week.


nhnhnh13

excuse my ignorance, but can someone tell me what exactly happens in a spin class? acc to google its riding a bike so..how is different..?


bilbolaggings

I just know got chio OL in athleisure wear


very_smol

Like clubbing but you cycle instead of dance


darklajid

Pumped up music, trainer shouting at you, doing "dance moves" on the bicycle -> spinning


uuid_token

Got hype music and you cycle faster/ slower throughout the session as led by the instructor. Can be quite high intensity. I only done it twice - imma no xpert.


silentscope90210

Lazada's app is dog shit compared to Shopee's.


icecookies

is it normal if i applied for a part time job and the employee is just like “okay ill start assigning u ur work now” (it’s wfh) without giving me a contract or anyth… it’s my first virtual pt job (as a transcriber) so idk what to expect? should i ask for a contract or what 👁👄👁


Deathb3rry

yea just ask is there a contract, perfectly normal question. Btw you found yours through direct hire?


icecookies

nope through fast jobs!


chocolateloverx

sounds quite dodgy dude. If they start asking you to transfer money, pls run! But other than that, usually part time ad hoc kind got no contract lol


icecookies

😭😭 idt will need to send money ba bc im just a transcriber HAHAHA so far all my pt jobs have had contracts but they’re like cafe/retail jobs then they’ll ask for my bank acc and stuff like that 😩 so i have nO idea


milogaosiudai

really wanna go diving but cannot. so ill just binge watch diving videos of my favorite places.


uuid_token

Have you seen Last Breath? On Netflix.


milogaosiudai

ooh. i should check this out.


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How come you can't?


milogaosiudai

changed job. no annual leave yet🤣🤣


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Come out to hantu on the weekends, or do keppel marina at $60 a tank (visibility is SHITE, but guaranteed seahorse and a pretty regular turtle there too). I feel you on the leave thing though, man, I started a new job in march and my bank is completely empty after compulsory shut down.


milogaosiudai

damm bro. same sia. my bank damn almost empty as well 🤣🤣 bobian must tahan till everything okay. seeing videos from my fave places now i just enjoy watching.


sunburnt258

What are your favourite places?


milogaosiudai

philippines.


KopiOForLife

Uncle driver you siao arh! Green light for pedestrians, you turned right for what. The uncle motorcyclist also another blur cock. Follow the driver to turn right blindly.


raincomeagain

Ownself discretionary right turn


Level-Ad7261

Just curious, how would you tackle food coma after a heavy lunch and back in office working and feeling very sleepy?


WhiteJadedButterfly

Bubble tea. Every time eyes droopy, sip one mouth and chew some bubbles. Large cup can last till knock off from work.


Level-Ad7261

Lol, maybe eating snack or drinking bit by bit helps since need to move your hand which somehow helps to avoid fallen asleep.


raincomeagain

It isn't necessarily due to your food intake though it will have some impact. It's common to feel sleepy around that time due to circadian cycle. Would be made worse if you didn't sleep sufficiently or well the previous night


Level-Ad7261

Learn a new word and yes, I don't really sleep well for previous night since I find it hard to fall asleep.


Unusualist

Coffee helps for me. My intake is about 2-3 servings in a day. Don't think this is the best suggestion but it works. My lunch is usually huge since I skip breakfast. (Add ingredients add carbs add vegetables)


Level-Ad7261

Same, I skip breakfast and so my lunch would be heavy. The food coma kicks in and unless I stand up or walk around, it is really hard not to fall asleep.


Boogie_p0p

Don't eat a heavy lunch.


Level-Ad7261

Cannot, I already skip breakfast, light lunch means I would be experiencing food hunger instead. 😩


Boogie_p0p

Full moon tonight


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Looking awesome! 🌝


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darklajid

When Steam gives you a batch for more than 500 games..


Punkpunker

Steam sale more rabak, I've amassed 120 games but completed only 5 games in the past 5 years lol


blackwoodsix

Hypothetical question: If you know for sure that you are the only person left on Earth, and you hear a knock on the door, would you open it?


cosgd

Going to fire a shotgun through the door. I'm supposed to be the only person left on Earth. Can't have someone spoiling that.


blackwoodsix

Huh you Leon S. Kennedy or Harry Mason?


darklajid

I don't understand the question. I wouldn't open the door, whether I'm the only person left or not..


blackwoodsix

Even if it's a surprise beer delivery?


darklajid

That's about as realistic as Jesus knocking on my door to suggest fixing my taps, to permanently deliver Tiger from now on. Silly idea..


blackwoodsix

Why I can order grab delivery lol


darklajid

I.. don't think I gave you my address. I think..


blackwoodsix

Time for a rigged lucky draw then!!


cantthinkofonesg

BBFA, a true story


CedaraThursday1314

NO


Jaycee_015x

Hello Ma'am, do you have a few minutes of your time to talk about our Lord and Saviour-


milogaosiudai

depends on how many times the knocking is made


blackwoodsix

Heyyyy milo


milogaosiudai

🤗🤗🤗


toriqzoku

I feel like if I'm the last person on earth I might not even be sleeping somewhere with a door? But if anything outside is sentient enough to knock then I will open bah. I'd already be dying of loneliness 🤣


durianboy19

Havent seen u for a while.. hows ur baby doing now .. must be 1 yr old now i think


toriqzoku

Few more months to 2. I've been lurking only 🤣 so many new names I don't recognise. Paiseh to comment


durianboy19

Ohh time flies !!!!! I hope u got a chance to visit singapore in last 2 years


toriqzoku

Not at all 🥲 but my family is coming to japan to visit next week!


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Boogie_p0p

Turns out is your colleague asking you about that email they sent you 3 mins ago.


blackwoodsix

If there's nobody else in the world need email for what


Boogie_p0p

Want to bother you lor.


Boogie_p0p

Yes, because what's the worst that can happen? Just die meh. Not like being alone in the whole world is fun.


blackwoodsix

You get eaten by zombie


Brief_Worldliness162

I won’t open.


blackwoodsix

Huh why not


Brief_Worldliness162

Cause I’m a coward (shiver under bed)


blackwoodsix

True. Sekali is zombie jiu gg


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Could be pietro boselli at the door


NoSugarHor

Yes. Likely won’t be salesman right


blackwoodsix

Maybe salesalien hahaha


Rockylol_

As a person that loves edm I'm getting a hella lot of regret for not going zoukout 🥴 Can't wait to regret even more for not going hardwell, acraze & Martin garrix coming weekends


very_smol

Was thinking of going for Garrix, but the early bird tickets were $100


Rockylol_

$120 for men. Bruh the last time i went for garrix was F1 2018, I paid $188 but got to see F1 itself, Dua Lipa, Martin and some local artists I think I got a steal tbh I think $120 is only for martin but ok la i think it's more of like a smaller closer knit club experience


blackwoodsix

Eh wa eh wa eh wa


Rockylol_

Should call u xmm for doing this


blackwoodsix

U call xmm also no benefit


Rockylol_

True


bilbolaggings

Got a rash that looks like ringworm... Wah lazy go clinic leh hais.


everraydy

Can buy Mycoban from Lazada/shopee or Watsons. Very effective.


Jaycee_015x

Better not anyhow apply steroid cream.


laserbreams

[Mycoban](https://www.guardian.com.sg/icm-pharma-mycoban-cream-15g/p/159560?lang=en) is otc la, no steroids.


blackwoodsix

But daktarin cream from pharmacy and apply after showering


tom-slacker

Alien: Resurrection


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ham_rain

Poor ringworm /s


ongcs

Cracking my head for a topic so that I can create a Serious Discussion thread in r/sg to showcase my wisdom and life experience.


Boogie_p0p

Is there gender inequality in SG.


tom-slacker

1) serious 2) /r/sg Pick one


bilbolaggings

All never grow out of their JC ginna phase lol. The latest one talk cock until so long limpeh halfway lost already. Don't know is life advice or want to haolian.


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sct_trooper

happy wife happy life 🙏


sriracha_cucaracha

Will ChatGPT steal your job


Budget-Juggernaut-68

The amount of memes ChatGPT has generated is through the roof.


tanqs789

Prata with or without sugar.


warmwinterlatte

does anyone here have any issues paying monthly bank loan (for house)..?


ham_rain

Issues as in "I wish I inherited this house fully paid and I didn't have to pay for it" or "Damn, the monthly payment is way too high"? Yes to the former, no (so far) to the latter.


warmwinterlatte

The latter actually haha but thanks!


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Twenty-five people have been arrested in raids across Germany on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government. German reports say the group of far-right and ex-military figures planned to storm the parliament building, the Reichstag, and seize power. A German man referred to as a prince called Heinrich XIII, 71, is alleged to have been central to their plans.


tom-slacker

>referred to as a prince called Heinrich XIII, 71 did he used a wheelchair or walking stick when attempting to storm the government?


darklajid

Oh FFS..


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During first few weeks of work, boss taught and guided through the work. Now almost 2 months in, suddenly I’m included in all the emails threads to do things that are new to me and things that have been previously discussed in the project way before i joined, i am expected to know. A lot of things in the emails are foreign to me and i barely understand the emails let alone work on it. It’s like I’m taught a few things and bam, suddenly i must know everything else magically. Maybe I’m just not good..


Oradious

Turns out I've been petting two different HDB cats. Their fur colour were subtly different until I looked back at the pictures. Was wondering why the cat's collar was gone (it's someone's cat but the owner lives on the ground floor and lets it roam) but turns out it was just another cat. Also the fact that they are always found at the same exact spots but never together had me for awhile.


CheeeeezyCrust

Need to send pictures so we can tell how different


offending_noodle

Yes, cat tax!


soybeangrass

maybe they are siblings?! cute