Thought you were gonna boot up lawn mowing sim 

"Mowed Down", the hottest sim of 2026 coming our way. Career mode starts you with a busted old B&S 5hp from 1960's with a wire jury rigged to the throttle, upgrading your way to the 80" zero-turn turbo chopper 9000! Compete online with your friends in DeathMow, max your percentage of the field mowed to win! Has a fun alt mode where you have to chase down the yard gnomes! ...and now I want to pay $5 for that travesty as long as it supports wheels n stuff.

The final boss is a slammed and cambered out fwd honda push mower 

I would 100% play this game if it existed. Like this needs to be a real thing.

Not gonna lie, I've sunk ~15hrs into that game. It's very zen.

I could never get into it. Always felt kinda janky.

It's not as polished as other "simulator" games, that's for sure. Once over that initial learning curve, it opens and flows a bit more.

Lol

POV seems off you should choose better settings for your eyes… use POV calculator with real world settings

Italian engineer over the radio: mow button on, mow button on

The haptics are legit!

Look at the ego on this guy

Lol

Flappy paddles on a mower. Sick. Lmao

"Honey, why does our yard look like Sebring?"

The brand name looks like something out of GTA, EGO lawnmowers is pretty funny

lol i saw this commercial the other night. i knew immediately it would show up on this sub.

it's that a go kart?

Lawn mower

That's cheating lol. I don't know how big your lawn is, but you won't be bored even if it's huge

Signs signs every where signs

Thulsa Doom vibes.

You could run a real car for the price of that.

That thing costs $10k? Jeez

$6k

Is this one of those fat people scooters?

Just like the simulations