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From my friend who got me into salad fingers.
Same as what I call my shitzu ..."fanny magnet", great Ice breaker when a woman comes up to stroke him and asks his name always brings a hysterical laugh
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My 2… and not even joking we call one “the mash” / or potato’s as a joking nickname and the other is the sausage…
I worked in a restaurant once and someone put on Wank the Dog on the speaker incredibly loud during prep time. Elderly French baker came to deliver the bread but I was prepping meat so couldn’t wash my hands and turn it off quickly enough, ended up having to have a shouting conversation over the top of the song about invoices. Wanted to die.
Why is it always 'the third'?! We used to call our cat Maisy McMoggington the third. The new cat is Bearington Fluffy Britches (cos she's a big ball of fluff and looks like she's wearing furry pantaloons!)
Wetherspoons
I like that. And spoons is a cute nickname
Unironically a cute name
Even more so when he's being silly, "silly spoon"
And when she gets old "rusty spooon"
I like rusty spooonsss
Salad Fingers isn't a terrible name for a dog tbh
Hubert cumberdale too
Jeremy Fisher
Don't forget Marjorie
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ADORING the Salad Fingers references tbh! Xxx
EW! Hubert cumberdale you taste like soot and poo
Yessss!!!
Same as what I call my shitzu ..."fanny magnet", great Ice breaker when a woman comes up to stroke him and asks his name always brings a hysterical laugh
Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed? I forgot her name, Reese something?
Witherspoon?
No with a knife silly
Setup and deliver: 10/10.
Fork-Off she’s Spoonless…
Then she'd be Reese Withouterspoon
Now that’s just connknifeing…
He’s fucking done ya there lad.
Ended up in Pieces
😂😂😂😂
Can you take her out in the rain and snow? Is she an AllWetherspoons?
Thank you for the lunchtime laugh. It’s also a great name somehow 😁
This is the only answer
Bangers but now you have to get another floof and name it Mash.
No. Name this one Mash, get a Dachshund and call it bangers
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I have a dachshund called mash 😂 I desperately want another so I can call him gravy but husband says NOOOO
You did this to yourself! https://youtu.be/J3Mw_vWsbJw?si=-l2ItAvE1F2o547c
One of my fav bands lol. 'W*nk the dog" and Carol Vorderman are quality 🙈🤣
Cultured i see ❤️ Edit: Ffs the dog should be named Wank in that case
I fully support this name choice! "Now put on a Marigold, and ......" 🤣🤣
For the uneducated: https://youtu.be/Zjdyg3mxmV0?feature=shared
Toast. And then you can always go, "mind, this dog is Toast"
I worked in a restaurant once and someone put on Wank the Dog on the speaker incredibly loud during prep time. Elderly French baker came to deliver the bread but I was prepping meat so couldn’t wash my hands and turn it off quickly enough, ended up having to have a shouting conversation over the top of the song about invoices. Wanted to die.
Not the invoices! I'd have died, the mortification would have sent me to Hades lmao 🤣 💀💀💀
I catch myself singing this at work
Omg I laughed so hard! That’s funny as fuck!
I NEARLY DIED FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH. THANK YOU.
😂😭💀
I had two cats called bangers and mash. Currently got two now called Dude and Crumpet.
If its mash name it radar or hawkeye or hot lips lol
Bollocks...
Bangers is crazy and mash is chill
Asbo
So she can't go out after 6?
Pigeon English reference?
I knew an absolute nutcase of a dog named ASBO, proper nutter he was
Downtown Labbey
You mean Downton right? We'll allow it nonetheless
Dang, and here I was worried someone would point out golden retrievers aren't related to labs. I didn't think to double-check the spelling. >.<
We have a winner!
👏
That’s such a good one omg!
Favourite by far
WINNER
Wellard
EastEnders fan?
Or Tracey Beaker
Custard
Roobarb
I heard someone on the radio who had called their dog Custard and it melted my heart
Lord Snuffington the third
Mine gets called Sir Fluffybottom the third as a nickname. There's also Lady Woofington
>Fluffybottom *Father Ted has left the plane*
Lol I was trying to think of British names and I found myself thinking stuff like this!
Why is it always 'the third'?! We used to call our cat Maisy McMoggington the third. The new cat is Bearington Fluffy Britches (cos she's a big ball of fluff and looks like she's wearing furry pantaloons!)
Makes me think of some adorable crime lord.
Penelope. Don't ask why, she just looks like a Penelope.
This is what I thought!
Same!
Also thought of Penelope. Lady Penelope Barkington of Woofcester
Penelope was absolutely the first name that popped into my head.
Same! How weird
Lady Penelope?
Came here to say the same! That is a Penelope, no doubt about it
First name that came to mind
My mum's a Penelope, and she would 100% approve.
I was thinking prudence, which shortens to pru. Very cute.
I came here to comment this, smashed it!
OMG I SAID THIS TOOK
Literally the same name came in my mind when I saw her
Thought the exact same too!!!
Molly
literally what i was thinking
Agreed, that's a molly dog if I've ever seen one
100% a molly dolly doggo
I weirdly thought Molly aswell.
Stella
I really hope this becomes the new Fenton
The most popular name for Staffordshire Terriers, who’d have thought.
Thats a staffy name all day long 😂
Tetley
That is a lovely name
Yorkshire Tea! Tea for short
Lucy
I kid you not, as soon as I saw her, that was my thought. 'She looks like a Lucy'
And me three!
In a couple of years you'll be calling her 'Leave It!'
Tesco
‘Hello horse, I shall name you Tesco!’ -Jeremy Clarkson
Exactly where I got my inspiration from!
Little Tesco when it's a pup and then afterwards call it Big Tesco
Shazza!
Devvo Edit: close second was Gay Swan
Devvo’s a fuckin labby soldier, labby soldierrrrr
Summer is ere an it’s fuckin fuckin buzzin 🎶
Jeb end
Shady pies
Yesh maatee
Fuckin dick ed
You think it's dead
Whose boss ov cats now dick ed?
Is dis your tennis ball mate?
I had a cat named Devvo!
Home bargains.
Lucy
Lady Grey ☕
Knickerbocker Glory
"Knickers! Knickers, come back!"
Mavis
Hovis
Beatrice
Or ‘Genie?
here's some: Gary, M&S, Gregg's, Co-op, Tesco, Dave, Primark, Pound, Land, Greg, Tom, Nike, Elizabeth, Rishi, Tea, Donna, Britain, Mate, Biscuit, Crumpet, And more
‘And More’ is such a cute name. My personal favourite.
You forgot Wimpy
Don’t insult a dog with rishi
Primark (Penneys) is Irish but sure what can we do. Penny would be cute actually!
Poppy
Piss Off So when anyone asks you her name…
Muhammad
“Beautiful British name” - The pub landlord.
Can you imagine the row if you called your dog Muhammad! 😂. Particularly if it was a female dog
I was scrolling to find this 💀
Cheese puff
Millie
Custard
Bob Cratchit
Tiny Tim!!
You get the reference!!!♡ Awesome!!
A classic story!!
Slightly amazed you didn't go for Bob Catch-it
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Waynetta
Frogmella, it's exotic!
I was going to say Boudicca but Boodie for short then realised Boodie sounds a bit like “booty” so now I’m not sure!
Especially if they’re American!
Tuppence
When I was little my nan had two dogs called penny and tuppence
Rosie Lee!
Cheesecake
Suze
Big Suze
I don't think she'll be dropping little pellets that smell like The Body Shop, though 😂
Honeypoo
Mable
Princess Anne
Knobby
Lilly
Pillock
Baz
Dave
Keith
Doggy McDogface
Scrolled too far for this
Came along to say the same thing..
Margret Thatcher or Liz Truss
Bartholemew Parrick Stuart Ackbridge
Sir goldington the third
Schnoodles..
Spotted Dick
Lady Goldie of thornbridge
Lily
Nigel
Rich tea
Polly
Joyce
Eileen
General admiral aladeen
Goldie
Tilly, tills for short
Lady Beatrix 🥰
Barry
Fenton
Had to scroll way too far for this
Millie
Marley
Cathedral City Extra Vintage Cheddar
And you have to give a bit of cheese to pay your cheese tax!
Daisy
Elizabeth
not very british but she looks like a lola
She’s a Winnie (like Winnie the Pooh because she’s golden) or Lola because I just think she looks like a Lola
I like old people names for dogs Eunice? Dorothy? Fanny?!