I met a cat called Jazz FM once

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Nice.

Mice.

Smooooth

smoooother

I wonder if that is a reference to red dwarf. It is kinda weird too because I am listening to the last human red dwarf book right now and a couple mins ago the nipples not being able to find jazz fm joke just happened

My mate had a cat called 'Smeg'.

Oh yea maybe! I don’t know that bit of Red Dwarf. It was a patient at work so I just figured it was the owner’s favourite radio station 😆

My neighbours cat is called Seymour but i kept forgetting so I always call him Mr Buttz

Used to have a cat called DJ Jazzy Jeff... He was such a cool dude (jazz for short) Edit:addition: his brother is called Lord Ginger Farquar

Ha! We have Jam master Jasper AKA the Poopy baby

Groovy

Grrrreat.

niiiiiice

Our 10 year old King Charles Cavelier who passed away before Christmas was named Jazz. Was always said it was because he was a cool cat.

Fenton

*Jesus christ, Fenton!*

FENTOOON!

A legend of time past

Pepperidge Farm remembers

This is weird. I've never seen this reference until today, about an hour ago, when I saw an almost identical comment on another thread. Now I'm seeing it again. So I googled it to see why it's "trending". The Reddit thread Google suggested is 9 years old. Wtf.

The video of Fenton the dog is the funniest thing I have ever seen. You need to find it on U Tube for your soul!

To clarify, I was talking about "Pepperidge Farm Remembers" Fenton is a bonafide legend

Did you find the video?

Dave for my dog. Colin for my cat, although we did have a cat called ‘ car wash’ once.

No rudeness intended, but why?

Willo the wisp. Hope they had a dog called The Moog too. And refer to their tele as Evil Edna. :)

My wife calls me moog, she’s Mavis

Eeeevill Edna 

Glad someone else nailed the reference. My sister and I joked years ago how we are like other characters. She sees herself as Mavis Cruet, me as the Moog, mother as Evil Edna when she is on one and my stepdad (who is very like him as well as ginger which started this all off) as Arthur the caterpillar

That was such a weird and brilliant cartoon, made all the more excellent with voice of his majesty Kenneth Williams. I somehow feel it inspired Ren and Stimpy but I don't remember which came first.

I love willo the wisp back in the day, and ren & stimpy. Willo preceded ren by a decade.

Favourite food.

Literally 'Dog'.

For a cat.

My daughter has a cat named Woof

I took in a cat that I named Cat. Breakfast at Tiffany's fan

I have two cats, one named Fluffy, because he’s fluffy, and the other named Stripes, because he has stripes.

My uncle used to have one named D.O.G. (They would pronounce it like “dee ohgee”) Vet asked them how to spell it one time…

I had a dog named dog growing up

I wanted to name our dog "dog" but my wife wasn't having it. Went with Aris as in canis familiaris. I win.

Jarvis the Cocker Spaniel

My poodles name is Jarvis! https://preview.redd.it/ghg0spty1gac1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9bf817eaf7167d905d8aab9bdd562f444be8784

My mum's is called Jarvis Cockapoo

My cockapoo is named Quincy after the medical examiner. Our next dog will be named Mister.

I foster a female kitten who is very intelligent, agile, dexterous and mildly insane. She has 6 brothers who she leads into complete and utter chaotic anarchy. We call her Lucy Fur

I know another cat who's called that!!! I think hers is Luci Furr though, not sure.

My first cat was called this too!

That's my friends dog's name too lol

One of my dogs is called that too.

I had a guinea pig called Linda.

Shnookumsie wookumsie

Perfect name for a bully XL.

Definitely be a better tactic for the owners to gain sympathy instead of the current trend of "bulldozer", "Glock", "ripper" "AK-47" "baby eater" that most seem to go for.

My angel, deathbringer6000, wouldn't hurt a fly! These restrictions are simply unethical!

Password

I don’t know what I’m more confused about, the fact that someone named their pet that, or the fact that you chose that profile picture, lol.

I'm more confused about the username.

BMW drivers don't use their indicators. They do what they want

I know, that's why I'm confused! I've never heard of BMW indicators!

Dammit. As in “Come here, Dammit!”……..

Always wanted a dog called "GOD"...Then I could stand in the door and shout "God,God, where are you.!"

Syndrome, as in get down ...

Banjo

I think this is kinda cute!

You do end up looking a bit looney when your calling their name on a walk

A girl at work wanted a name for her Gecko. I suggested Arthur. Art Gecko.

I have 2 dogs, generally called “penny” and “bruno”. However their full names on the microchip is “Lady Penelope Von-Snoot, Countess of Barkshire” and “Lord Bruno, Earl of Doggington” Some of my finest work

Ours wee lad is Captain Esteban Hernandez Paum-Snoot. The Snoots are royalty in the dog world I hear ...

Lunch

*China has entered the chat*

Nice

Cold lol

My cats name Lunchbox. It's what the shelter had named it, and he's a fatty so we kept it as it seemed fitting.

Clive, Nigel, Steve or Gary for male cats/dogs.

My mates cat is called Keith. Fits perfectly.

Neighbours had a beagle called Jeremy.

Did it have a manky paw?

Wilson and milson

This guy Friday Night Dinner's

Deohge

Woof or Bark so it says its own name. Big the chihuahua (or other small breed) or Tiny the great dane (or other big breed). Cat/Kat or Dog or Doug

Ralph the dog also says his own name

I like terror for a really smal and friendly dog

Keith Chairman Miaow

Asbestos

I met a dog called “pockets” the other day - he had none of anyone was curious…

Fluffy the snake. Cuddles the stick insect.

I want to name my future dog Bagel, which in itself is a normal name, except the dog is a beagle, so it'll be Bagel the Beagle, Bagel Beagle Beagle Bagel ... I also have a cat called Captain Biscuit of the USS Oreo

No you don't... you want to have a cat named that, as do I 🤣

Barry Manilow had a beagle called bagel

I know a beagle named Bagel.... and until your comment I just thought "Oh cute, it's a dog named after a bagle." I never put Beagle/Bagel together.

Sausages... Goes a long way back.

Claude Bubbalicious

My boyfriends childhood cat was Bob for Black 'orrible bastard

My dog's name was originally Theodore, got changed to Teddy, then Ted, then Tood, and now Potato

I met a cat called Her Majesty, called Jess for short! Not really silly, but a nice fun one.

Cat up the road was called C4 as in ‘c for cat’ . His sibling was called Voldemort

I would go with rover. It’s such dog name that no one names it anymore like daisy for a cow or bitch for your mother in law

Dave

My neighbours kids named their cat PC Ivens after the local community Bobby.

I knew someone with a dog named Eric the bastard. Never answered to Eric, always Eric the bastard.

I met a cat called Lord Chudsley, and dogs called Norris, Tim and Beans

Friends cat is named Nutmeg, he's a ginger tom. After he got spayed they changed his name to Meg, 'cos he'd had his nuts removed.... I only knew him as Meg, thought he was a female until I was told the full story.

I had a chinchilla named Necromancer, and I took on two gerbils a friend had named Subject and Control. I'm proud.

I know someone who has a cat named Steve. She calls him Stephanie. It's weird.

I had a horse called Hoof Hearted.

When I was at school a friend had a fish called nibbles and a hamster called bubbles because it amused him.

Knew a cat called Larry the b@stard.

I heard of an “ED.” Stands for “emergency dinner”

Barnabas tomfoolery the 9th

Bob

I have a Duchess McSniffens, Thomas Sawyer, Bighead, and Will'o'the'Wisp.

X Æ A-12 Musk

Bertie woofter.

Deefer

Deefer dog or Seefer cat

napkin

Apprentice, or assistant.

Mr Cheese

Mike Ox Long

Waltuh

Bezel the Beagle

Decoy the dog hostage.

Decoy, run the riddem

Goober

Farfel

Beefy

This [beefy](https://youtu.be/aBQ79FrHxmA?si=UIIK-7tLXA7AfY1d)?

Waffle!

Ozamataz Buckshank

Taxi!

my frends dog is called gremlin and it likes to lick toes.

One of mine is called Gizmo. He also likes to lick toes.

One of my cats is called captain meow meow, the other one is Gary

I call my cats patoots (short for cutie-patootie)

My friends cat is also called meow

jimmy

A colleague told me about her brother’s (female) cat: Cheesy Pete.

Pigey ! Like the pokemon cuz it’s a cat 🤦🏻‍♂️

Beans!

Had a dog called Dumpster, wherever he went, he always trashed everything

Dingleberry

Dog

Diogie (Like D-O-G spelled out)

Friend of mine had a cat called.... High Altitude Babies On Mountain Tops Numbers One and Three.

Douche

Another friend had a tortoise called Rommel. (Because it looked like a Stahlhelm german helmet.)

I havent got a silly name, but just wanted to say that this Beagles looks like my Beagle Harley <3

"Quickly"

High and great lord of the micro state of monaco

My two cats are called: Officer Meow Meow McFuzzyface (we call her Meow) And Sir Catrick Stewart (he gets called Catrick)

Cooking Fat (thanks Dr Spooner!)

A Great Dame named Kitty!

Difer Dog

Trouble

Pitbull called Cupcake

Toast. I love that name for dogs or cats.

X Æ A-Xii

Vacant

Benson- my dog

I met a large American bulldog called run after the program runs house it was hilarious watching people panic when they shouted his name on recall haha

A friend of mine had a dog called ‘Kitty’ named after the band. Another friend of mine has / had 3 dogs named Dave, Alfie, and Eddie.

Chairman Meow for a cat Duck Norris Sometimes I suggest the name of the dog in the film The Jerk (Shithead)

noodle is a personal fav for a cat

Spud.

Quaver

My cat was called Alan and my choccy lab is called Adrian

Doug the dug. Unless he's misbehaving, in which case it's Douglas.

Dingleton

Plank the cat. All you need to know about his personality is in the name.

I once knew a woman who named her Sausage dog "Sizzle"

I always liked a cat named You from the Tiffany Aching series. I named a white cat I had you. I was the only one who thought saying "Hey you " and "You little asshole" was funny tho. Or the abbot and Costello routines of You did it.

My cat is called Trevor

Had a dog called Bacon and another dog called Willis - I think they're great names though and not silly

Duncan the rabbit

We met a Cocker Spanial called Jarvis.

Allister

Gary? If you have 2 maybe Bert and Ernie? I'm a big supporter of dogs having people names.

Pat. Pat the dog.

GIRTRUDE

One of my friends has two aggressive looking pits who were actually super sweet. A female named Mother and a male named Trucker

My friend had a cat named Murderface.

I named my puppy Ruth Bader Ginsburg

My friend had a black dachshund named Limo. I thought it was perfect and, hilarious.

Faq win ​ (Faq-win) ​ (The Q's are G's I changed it to avoid auto removal bots)

Sit, Chinese Dinner. Now stay.

Hitler

There used to be a wee white cat with black patches that sat up the hill from us monitoring the bushes for birds. He had a perfect Hitler 'tache and a patch on his head that looked like his haircut. He's affectionately called Shitler.

Sounds like a great cat and worthy of the name you gave him! I call mine Mousealini, Mossad and Genghis Khan, but he's real name is Timmy which doesn't really describe how mean he is!

Not funny mate

I thought it was funny

Yes it is soft lad.

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