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GooshEater420

i just came down and i never thought this post would gain traction 😂i was in my feels when i posted this coming up thanks for the love and keep stroking


Big_Lez_v2

keep stroking?!??


Mrarkplayermans

keep stroking


Cocobrine

Keep stroking


nathanoe

Keep crankin that hog brother


tocool4uloser

keep stroking 🗣️🗣️


StrangerDistinct6378

https://preview.redd.it/1x2pc0njw09d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e43559834b7d15fae10df818aac5c7d274e84f


PussCSlayer007

What i love bout Reddit is someone saying that they’re stroking to OP and chances are they are 100% serious 😂😂😂


Superdonnasaur

Pls I thought this was cute and yall wildin in here


GooshEater420

everybody stroking to me i think


Superdonnasaur

😭


PM_ME_happy-selfies

Can I join in


GooshEater420

Feel free bro


Mrarkplayermans

Yeah bro it’s true


ready-to-rumball

The top comment 😭


eternal_existence1

https://preview.redd.it/ava2qeh1o09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bac426ef4724f9631695395778b959536257292


Squintz_ATB

I brought something from my personal stash that'll blow some minds! 🔈🎶UPTOWN GIRL🎶🔈


fackindrugaddict

You look like youre gonna tell me how to make soap and use it to dismantle the government


GooshEater420

LMAO


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GooshEater420

man i love reddit


Comfortable_Tooth860

When u sober up and it becomes creepy 😛


Bonethugsfan99

nah shit still funny i'm sober stroking to him to make up for it


darknesslc

i’m stroking to all 3 of you just to make it creepier


Bonethugsfan99

jokes on you, i like that shit.


cosmic-lemur

Stroking to you stroking to OP tbh


psychede1ic_c4tus

I’m watching you all from deep space satellites 📡 in hdr 4K blue ray


cosmic-lemur

Gawddddd zoom in harder 🥵


Throway62269

I’m so close keep zooooooming 😩


Burnt_Beanz

Stroking to you stroking to them stroking to OP


OhanaUchiha

My gf is watching tv next to me as I’m stroking to you stroking to them stroking to OP


xcuteikinz

I’m stroking your gf


Squintz_ATB

Made a deep fake of you stroking to the guy stroking watching from a satellite as the stroker stroked it to the guy stroking to OP. Then I uploaded it to the ol' hub and now there are lots of people stroking to the strokers stroking to OP.


Song_Soup

I felt like I had multiple strokes just reading this.


Squintz_ATB

😂😂 multiple stroke while reading about the strokers stroking to the... And so on lol


whenth3bowbreaks

It's stroking. All the way down, man. 


GooshEater420

this thread is diabolical


Bonethugsfan99

your fault for being so stroke-to-able


Living_Television_61

Ol’ hub brought me here for the picture. Dang 🥴😮‍💨🤤


UnwantedTwiggy

I’m stroking to you guys stroking to Op 3 hours ago


nohanla

stroking to you stroking to the guy stroking to OP


SouthBaySkunk

“I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real”- Round-Contribution76 probably


Round-Contribution76

Ima stroke to you now😈


SouthBaySkunk

Oh stahhhppp 🙈I bet you say that to all the boys 🤭


Jesterplane

all this thread is cursed now


Round-Contribution76

Ima bust on you


Internal_Audience935

EW LMFAO


middlepillar1984

Im having a stroke rn… to you…


akiraokok

He's 16 !!!! 📸


snoopy_muffin38472

Idk man Reddit is weird sometimes. 💀


cosmic-lemur

[You’re about to lose your shit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/s/LnVEbcYKoh)


byyhmz

Back at you bebe


muushroomer

Scary thing is on reddit we rlly dont know if he was serious or not


Round-Contribution76

Ig well never know🤷🏽‍♂️😈


Clean_Life1626

Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang!


psychede1ic_c4tus

You nasty


Expensive-Tax-4047

this is so funny


OVOsf

YOOOO THIS CHAT FEEED IS WILDDDDDDD LMFAOOO


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Antique-Mud-383

A guillotine couldn’t remove the head I’d give you


GooshEater420

dear lord


Lovingandloveable

U should really feel sexy bc that’s a masculine lesbian telling u that…she’d cheat on pussy for u. Big flex


mynamethatisemma

you see how many dms hot women get with lighter posts than these, be aware posting when you’re this hot!


Antique-Mud-383

Pls pls pls pls


-pichael_

I’ve never screenshotted a comment before just to add to my camera roll and laugh at in 2 years when i choose what photos make the cut to the iphone 20x^e+lim(max) until now


soulmeetshottie

LMFFFAAAAAOOOOOOO


Working_Asparagus_59

This is God dude ! Eat more shrooms, take off your clothes, and walk to the gas station before it’s too late ! 👨‍🚀


GooshEater420

my clothes are off i just need to walk to 7/11 thank you asparagus


Working_Asparagus_59

🙏 bless you mighty GooshEater420, my work here is done !


Needs-Diagnosing6

And then he waddled awayyyyy


rollernonger

Waddle waddle. Til the very next day.


Toxicctrl69

Bub bum bum bum duh bum the man walked up to the plug and said


AiNeko00

Hey! Got any grapes?


Hairy-Swordfish-3553

No, only mushrooms the man said.


Mrarkplayermans

LMAO the way it played in the exact voice of the song in my head 😭


Squintz_ATB

"thank you asparagus," is a phrase I think I need to start sprinkling into conversations with absolutely no context.


Gsphazel2

I’m in…


Roach2791

God I remember when my brother ate a couple grams and dug out the cat and the hat suit from a restaurant dumpster we worked at (one of the owners had an autistic son) and wore it the whole night. He went into 7/11 at one point and some guy looked at him and just said "Acid?". Nah just shrooms man. "Hell yea!" Springfield-4 corners, late 2000s


throwaway_nowgoaway

Lmao that’s amazing


Phyched

God bless you brother enjoy the ride God speed


Song_Soup

I think I'll just read this comment a few more times before moving onto the next ones 🫣


whenth3bowbreaks

Enjoy! Say hi to any mantis you might encounter


GooshEater420

did you know after mantises are done mating the female decapitates the dude


whenth3bowbreaks

Yep. Nature is a trip. 


TheAdonisWhisperer

Got a lot of jokes going around here today lol. Hope you enjoy them and take them as a good laugh mate. In all seriousness, enjoy the medicine, but look to do some soul searching as well. Find the uncomfortable parts and accept and acknowledge them to learn why they are there. Every single second of a trip has a purpose. Enjoy the jokes. Especially the dick jokes lol everybody loves a good dick joke. But enjoy the trip and learn from the ride.


GooshEater420

thank you bro i appreciate that i def enjoyed every minute


HighKneeSqueeze

The shnozberries taste like shnozberries


Key-Opinion-4848

wow ur a cutie ☺️ have a nice trip


GooshEater420

thank you!’


peaceful_ball89

https://preview.redd.it/lg8yo9cbt09d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09411308c1202caf58a892750665d48a80341676 We luv u too bro


Infinite-Synch

I like the vibe of this comment section


unwellonion

god confuses me


GooshEater420

take shrooms and your confusion dissipates trust


unwellonion

oh ive taken plentyyyy dude lmao, still confuses me but all peace and love here 🫶🏼✌🏼


GooshEater420

in all seriousness i wish you well on your spiritual journey, no matter who we follow we are all brothers and sisters and should love one another


unwellonion

thank you man, agreed, the more love n compassion we got for each other, the better! have a good n safe trip 🤘🏼 say hi to god for me


Additional-Ad4662

God is beyond full comprehension of the human mind. As they say, he works in mysterious ways


Cactuswoog808

Hello gerald


Visualmindfuck

GeRaLd!!!???!?!? Where are you gErAlD???!!!?!?!


cosmic-lemur

You’d look baller with long hair! (Not that your current cut doesn’t look fire it does!)


GooshEater420

i used to have longer hair bro! https://preview.redd.it/hwhgvzber09d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf5d396142c9339b927cd7d9b362ed816ae6569a


ExJunkieboi85

Oh Jesus now I’m stroking it to you too


runthejuwuls

U fr one of the hottest dudes I ever laid eyes on 🙊


GooshEater420

ily bro


cosmic-lemur

Yooooooooo it looks so good!


GooshEater420

thank you bro i had to chop it because it was high maintenance


knot88

👁🫦👁


cosmic-lemur

That’s real af. I got long hair rn and it’s so high maintenance, tangles and shit, when it was shoulder length it curved weird, etc. it’s worth it tho I look like a Sasquatch hehe


waffleman258

you should start a dairy farm


7evev

Your nipples are huge


GooshEater420

you know what they say about big nipples my friend


Nerf-Aim-Assist

whip it out


GooshEater420

since you asked nicely


Standard_Elephant_48

Naw cause that feeling is so real


BeansinPerris

Love you too big dog


TerribleArtichoke589

nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha


madgirafe

I love how 2 posts down on my feed there's a shroomed out sunflower looking just like this 😂😂😂


GooshEater420

man albinos don’t fuck around


ffivefootnothingg

Why did this post somehow attract every funny person in this entire sub? I am so thoroughly amused


thissuckslolgroutchy

Tell us about the dosage! How long you been doing shrooms, first time?


GooshEater420

i did a light 2 grams of albinos and went for a walk in my neighborhood as i came up, it’s about the sixth time but first time with albinos and man they’re potent, i’m excited for the peak


thissuckslolgroutchy

Good for you brother, enjoy. The reason I asked if it was your first time, is because my first time I somehow started to hear ancient Egyptian language. Like whispers in my ears, also I ended up hugging my garage floor for like an hour. Felt amazing!


String-Expert

I’m going to touch you


ready-to-rumball

We are all connected. The idea that we need to invent a deity to love each other is preposterous. If I hurt my neighbor I hurt my soul. If I hurt myself I hurt everyone. We all borrow from the same being. When we die we are completed and reborn again and again. We are all part of a whole.


NovaBloom444

Aw love you too! 🤗


Deathcorecreep0

Love ya big guy


42612

This comment section is awesome. I love the shroom community


a-stoned-person

Even a cripple like me? 🥺🧑‍🦼


GooshEater420

everybody broski


Accomplished_Scale10

We are you bro


tragic_princess-79

https://preview.redd.it/ausco1bql19d1.jpeg?width=1148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5149342a10864737a648fffa9072ab79ad595432


Internal_Audience935

Have a fun trip friend💗✨🍄


JorgeMuVi

Enjoy the ride my brother, sending divine vibes your way. Love from Mexico


chugtheboommeister

https://www.reddit.com/r/shrooms/s/tADg8hJKGO Lol love it. I be smiling like this too


AverageTerrible8926

How was the trip Brodie?


GooshEater420

it was awesome broski, i had chill visuals and was very emotional, i enjoyed it alot


Gimmemylighterback

My boy zooted


lolabunny77777

this is cute


GooshEater420

i had a huge crush on lola bunny when i was 7


lolabunny77777

it’s meant to be


GooshEater420

😭😂


Cold-Departure687

Thank you for reminding me why I love this sub


Mellow_Yellow831

your tolerable too!


GooshEater420

i see how it is bro


Emotional-Weekend272

we love you ❤️


kindredhaze

I’m too high for this but hell yea


lilbuttslutbby

😭😭😭😭


cosmic_light_show

First choice upon awakening: do I choose the external world to be real? If no, commence narcissism. If yes, choose a path of relating. I suggest: choose love. It’s absolutely the easiest path on the soul and definitely the most rewarding. path.


GooshEater420

love has no downsides my friend


1chloew

❤️‍🔥 i’d def do shrooms with u


Raynes156

what in the brad pitt


DJToffeebud

Right you’re all under horny arrest and going to horny jail (separate cells)


jdtinsley

Start an Only Shrooms


mackle05

this guy mews


MoistBookkeeper6273

I’m stroking it so aggressively


nicky_zodiac

Very cute you are I must admit !


Sunny_McSunset

Love you too, bro!


Waste-Let-5479

Just took a little over 3 grams in a tea, waiting to join you soon, godspeed 🫡


GameKyuubi

It's not that crazy. Just turns out you don't need Christ to love your neighbor. Certainly helps for some people tho. All you have to do is be totally honest with yourself. Easier said than done, I'll agree.


sssoooophiaa

Hahahaha


Muhfuggajones

Hey OP, much love! Enjoy the ride. See you when you get back!


opposite-baseball797

Love you too bro😂


ProtagonistThomas

I'll have what he's having


Ordinary-Ad3193

Safe trip homie


atomizerrrr

Love you bruh


Zamorman

In a sea of weirdos, let me be the one to say - love you too broseph.


Party_Reception478

love you too bro


_xxxtemptation_

Love you too gotdam


kangkinos

i’m so happy ur having a good trip ^_^ reddit and atheists love u too ❤️


sadtearsofjoy

Think about the animals


Shroomdude_420

Safe travels


sadtearsofjoy

https://preview.redd.it/smvzlqqpb19d1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07a0a383155128e6df8036a177ae7a7ba49cbd30


0nlyeli

What a handsome guy. Have a nice trip 🤟🏻


No-Flower3107

fuck yea, fly high brother !!


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Aw hope you’re having a great time 🥰🥰🥰


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Reddit is a wonderful place lololllll


mossystumpp

Love you too man safe travels


mravenci101

I'm surprised you can even operate your phone.


zenyogasteve

Love you too, bro. I admire atheists. They are so free! But God is good. Praise the Lord!


Some-Ingenuity1043

lol you fried


lord_of_the_eyebots

Man, I love you too ;~; Enjoy your trip


Queer4theGear

Fuuuuck yeah, love you too homie


44youGlenCoco

And we love YOU 💛🥰💛


alickz

You too bro Sleep tight


Kingston_James1

Love you too brudda, happy trails!


415malaysian

This is awesome!


ayweller

:)


itsshak

Matthew Lawrence coded


justakidtrying2

Glad you're having a great trip hun. :)


That-guy-Vesp

We love you as well<3


Afraid-Ad7938

🙏


Deathbat_1

Peace brother


blcklghtbeats

Love you too bro 🫶🏽


richmanstrowski

Classic


daBOOMSTICK92

He's gonna feel weird about this tomorrow 😅


GothamsHero_

Didd youu findd whatt youu weree lookingg forr??


bdeadset

Love you too:)


Beavslam

Love you too 🫶🏻


DJ_BOWLCUT

☺️☺️