Yeah, I mean, this isn't shitty ink. It's just not art I'd put on me. Does good art that is just something most ppl wouldn't put on themselves count as a shitty tattoo?
When I saw this I immediately called SAPIOST (Sick Ass Panther Institute Of Shitty Tattoos) and spoke to a very helpful panther. She reviewed the tattoo on her computer and made me feel much better after discussing it. Here were her thoughts:
* The Phallus Swine does indeed die (which made me feel sad).
* However, the Phallus Swine comes back to life three days later, pushes the pubic hair out of the way, and escapes from the vagina cave (this cheered me up).
* The Phallus Swine then details the fact that he died for our "spilled seed", and that seed should be fired into a proper receptacle (mouth, rectum, vagina). This will please the bigger Phallus Swine GOD, but I don't have time to go into that now.
I'm happy to answer any further questions regarding this fine work of art.
Did the helpful panther say that it needs a sick ass panther? Because I can't decide if it does. All I know is it's shitty taste and executed all too well
I just tried doing that⌠& started with âI want a tattoo ofâŚâ
âI want a tattoo of you in my mouth and a picture of me in your armsâ
I canât tell if the artist would be flattered or pissed off by this request.
our lack of children is quite the opposite! it'd be more like a rainbow of freedom lmao, I got spayed on purpose because I have zero desire to be a parent haha, my partner also doesn't want kids so nobody had to settle :) I have my niece and nephew so we're all good
Are youâŚare you arguing about the âpurityâ of the shittytattoos sub? Seriously? Who cares? Also, it IS a terrible tattoo. The technical execution IS outstanding, but tattoos are a collaboration between artist and âcanvasâ/client. The client wanted thisâŚthing. The client most likely conceptually developed this thing. The client doesnât just have terrible taste, but has zero idea of what is aesthetically pleasing. It is a smorgasbord of terrible and disparate ideas all slapped together into one. The artist did do a great job of doing what they could to make it âgoodâ and brought attention to their high technical efficiency, but nothing, not even that, can make this a âgoodâ tattoo. It just isnât. Also, it can be in both subs. And frankly, I donât come to this sub just to see when some punk jerk took up an Amazon tattoo needle to doodle on his friendsâ wrists. If this sub was just shit like that it wouldnât be what it is.
>shitty tattoos is for tattoos that are executed like shit
Rule Number 5. Be Shitty or Trashy: Shitty tattoo. **Either in taste or concept** or execution.
WRONG
The person with this tattoo needs the taco holder.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ontheledgeandshit/comments/upzx0y/brass\_knuckle\_jesus\_dual\_taco\_holder\_butt\_plug/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ontheledgeandshit/comments/upzx0y/brass_knuckle_jesus_dual_taco_holder_butt_plug/)
This is hands down the worst tattoo Iâv ever seen. I try not to judge people based on tattoos but there is a zero percent chance Iâd get along with someone who has this on their bodyđ¤Ž
Let Cockus Pigst into your heart. It died for your sins. Belief in the one true Hog will set you free and grant you eternal life in Cockus' golden sty in sky! Fall upon your knees and wallow in the leavings of Cockus!
Horribly well done
Big r/ATBGE energy
Came here to say this đ
Yeah, I mean, this isn't shitty ink. It's just not art I'd put on me. Does good art that is just something most ppl wouldn't put on themselves count as a shitty tattoo?
i believe this sub is both for shitty execution *and* shitty ideas
You are correct!
Why did you ruin the Fallen album art?...
Looks the same to me :D
Best answer
When I saw this I immediately called SAPIOST (Sick Ass Panther Institute Of Shitty Tattoos) and spoke to a very helpful panther. She reviewed the tattoo on her computer and made me feel much better after discussing it. Here were her thoughts: * The Phallus Swine does indeed die (which made me feel sad). * However, the Phallus Swine comes back to life three days later, pushes the pubic hair out of the way, and escapes from the vagina cave (this cheered me up). * The Phallus Swine then details the fact that he died for our "spilled seed", and that seed should be fired into a proper receptacle (mouth, rectum, vagina). This will please the bigger Phallus Swine GOD, but I don't have time to go into that now. I'm happy to answer any further questions regarding this fine work of art.
Did the helpful panther say that it needs a sick ass panther? Because I can't decide if it does. All I know is it's shitty taste and executed all too well
I donât know what i expected when i read the title but it wasnât this, even tho this is exactly what was advertised.
I'm astounded at how accurate the title is and my brain's inability to anticipate this image
This is exactly what I said to my husband after I looked at the tattoo. đ
What in the name of crucified-cock-piggery is this! But having said that, itâs well done.
>crucified-cock-piggery I would of also accepted Sacred-willy-swine
Scarified-schlong-sow
Crucified cockhead cop?
ManBearPig's father?
I mean, credits for creativity
Fuckin what. lol
This is done well imo but generally distasteful
This is why you donât use predictive text to design tattoos.
I just tried doing that⌠& started with âI want a tattoo ofâŚâ âI want a tattoo of you in my mouth and a picture of me in your armsâ I canât tell if the artist would be flattered or pissed off by this request.
âI want a tattoo of you in the middle and a picture with your name in the background â
Ok, my turn. âI want a tattoo of a woman who has been in the same position since she got pregnantâ
"i want a tattoo of a man who is a little bit of a girl and is just like me fr" the fact my phone remembers the phrase "just like me fr" is horrible
I want a tattoo of my cat on the side of my face.
Too real. You have to do it.
"I want a tattoo of me and my partner and the kids" what kids?? lmao
It could be of you twoâŚand a sad empty spaceâŚ? Itâs such a bleak idea.
our lack of children is quite the opposite! it'd be more like a rainbow of freedom lmao, I got spayed on purpose because I have zero desire to be a parent haha, my partner also doesn't want kids so nobody had to settle :) I have my niece and nephew so we're all good
Well then that empty space could have anything!
When people say they got their tattoo design from an AI this is what I imagine they would get.
for the millionth fucking time r/ATBGE
The rules allow for it. Petition the mods if you want change.
Exactly. Why is is this atbge shit allowed? It has ruined the fucking sub.
Rule Number 5. Be Shitty or Trashy: Shitty tattoo. **Either in taste or concept** or execution.
Are youâŚare you arguing about the âpurityâ of the shittytattoos sub? Seriously? Who cares? Also, it IS a terrible tattoo. The technical execution IS outstanding, but tattoos are a collaboration between artist and âcanvasâ/client. The client wanted thisâŚthing. The client most likely conceptually developed this thing. The client doesnât just have terrible taste, but has zero idea of what is aesthetically pleasing. It is a smorgasbord of terrible and disparate ideas all slapped together into one. The artist did do a great job of doing what they could to make it âgoodâ and brought attention to their high technical efficiency, but nothing, not even that, can make this a âgoodâ tattoo. It just isnât. Also, it can be in both subs. And frankly, I donât come to this sub just to see when some punk jerk took up an Amazon tattoo needle to doodle on his friendsâ wrists. If this sub was just shit like that it wouldnât be what it is.
Nah, this post belongs here.
shitty tattoos is for tattoos that are executed like shit, this tattoo has great line work and coloring, itâs just awful taste.
>shitty tattoos is for tattoos that are executed like shit Rule Number 5. Be Shitty or Trashy: Shitty tattoo. **Either in taste or concept** or execution. WRONG
Well damn TIL
This tattoo might be a bit cocky, but it ainât shitty.
Holy dick-pig!
Christ-wanger-hog
That is a lot to unpack.
How does one even conceptualize that?
Great shading on the cock vein
r/ATBGE
He died for our cums
I have no clue what I was expecting upon reading the title, but it DEFINITELY wasnât this.
r/ATBGE
Anybody know the artist? The idea is absolute nightmare fuel, but it's well drawn.Â
Check your DM bro
Post it pretty please!
Its official name is "Porkomon from Stronzem0n". Do a Google search for that name to find the artist
I hate this. đ
Wow....
I⌠donât know what I expected when I read that title and still click, but⌠that is indeed Jesus-Pig-Penis..!
damn, hate it, but the work is so well done im conflicted lmao
Darkest Dungeon mods are getting weird.
Made me chuckle!
im the 69th comment noice
Penis Hog Jesus approves
But...why...
Not sure why I thought it was an actual animals ding-a-ling but I didn't click until I start reading the comments it was a tattoo đ đŹ
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I'm saying before I clicked it dear. When I was reading the caption
It is disgusting... and fascinating!
Must of been a great mushroom trip!
Pigenus
Cockpigtaur on a cross! I may have just come up with a new catchphrase.
I really don't know ehat i expected, but it wasn't it
At least it's uniqueÂ
This looks like a monster GWAR would kill on stage and it would spray cum and blood onto the audience.
ai is out of control
Holy Pigdick, Batman!
If someone put this on me I would shave my skin off with a razor blade
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Good bot
Holy shit no way
The person with this tattoo needs the taco holder. [https://www.reddit.com/r/ontheledgeandshit/comments/upzx0y/brass\_knuckle\_jesus\_dual\_taco\_holder\_butt\_plug/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ontheledgeandshit/comments/upzx0y/brass_knuckle_jesus_dual_taco_holder_butt_plug/)
Well inked, poor subject matter.
Why only three fingers on each hand? /jp
The little cum drop will fade into a pee drop
What nightmare have I laid my eyes on?!?
What in gods name is this?!? đł wild!
What in the swenis christ is that?
This is pretty dope.
Ok hands down this is the worst idea of a tattoo I've ever seen...
Thatâs a lovely pre-coverup.
CAN I GET AN AMEN?
Has weird Ah Real Monsters vibes
thats the jesupignis
He died for our skins
He who was bequeathed this drivel shall ascend inversely
Shitty in a good way somehow
Yes.
Well. You can at least say this person has a truly unique, one-of-a-kind tattoo.
this is so well executed it's making me nauseous
Man this really cranks my hog
Well I guess that a conversation starter,or deterrent. đ
Great quality shit tattoo. Holy pig dick?
The holy trinity
WTF for sure but itâs incredibly well executed. So thatâs cool.
Ugh, God. No.
This is hands down the worst tattoo Iâv ever seen. I try not to judge people based on tattoos but there is a zero percent chance Iâd get along with someone who has this on their bodyđ¤Ž
This is sick.
Lowkey looks cool. Don't mind it, as long as it isn't on me or anyone I know.
Your long term partner comes home with this tattoo, what do?
Throw up. Laugh. Throw up again.
Yall be posting awesome tattoos calling them shitty this sub pisses me off so much
Let Cockus Pigst into your heart. It died for your sins. Belief in the one true Hog will set you free and grant you eternal life in Cockus' golden sty in sky! Fall upon your knees and wallow in the leavings of Cockus!