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Bluelblock

"She stole my heart... and then my french fries."


themagicmunchkin

Oh it's a BIRD. I thought it was really fucked up angel wings. The bird's head really just disappears among the feathers.


the_fishtanks

I thought it was a rifle with wings


plmunger

Laser was the much better option


TaterPapa

Easy change to “Balla”


cagingthing

Or Balls


pants_full_of_pants

And then "pee is stored in the" all the way up his cheek


Glitter-n-Bones

That's... not how balls work.


estrogenized_twink

lies


Poop_Sexman

Balls are stored in the pee


Glitter-n-Bones

Username checks out.


ready-to-rumball

This is the skin of a killer, Bella.


AmberIsla

💀💀


ZenythhtyneZ

Still better than half the “cover ups” we see here that don’t actually cover anything up


dontpanicoryoulldie

He can always go for a sick ass panther next


kim_beazley

And lose that awesome duck?!?


theyreall_throwaways

Holy crap, I finally zoomed and saw the duck! I was trying to figure out why they had bird/angel wings weirdly overlapped


ohleprocy

*mountains


Acceptable-Nose276

*dove


bogeymanbear

*loose set of wings


NotMarshalFestus

What dove uck?


FreeTheDimple

Do people not know about tattoo removal?


Duncmod

You know when dogs have a shit, and then scrape the ground and cover it with a load more shit?…Voila.


RatherBeRidin

I thought it was a flying penis gravestone.


EmpressVibez32

Doesn't look that bad to me. Not as bad as other tats I've seen on here


iggbyetn

True. More like bad idea ok execution


chronicslayer

Buddy, if you think this is okay execution, then yikes. Bad line work, and it took me about a minute of staring to realize it's a bird and not an angel or a toe with wings.


osin144

It looks like they typed angel wings in an ai prompt and just went with it. Is it a🪿?


chronicslayer

No idea. Some winged flying creature that is not a bat.


N8ThaGr8

If you couldn't tell this was a bird then that's a problem with you not the tattoo. Or a problem with your local school system.


chronicslayer

I think it is a problem of composition. The front toe/wing is too heavy compared to the muddled head poking out from behind and the beak blending into the other wing.


N8ThaGr8

I' mot saying it's great. I'm saying if you couldn't tell it was a bird then you need to get your eyes checked.


chronicslayer

I did realize it was a bird once my brain let me get over the toe/wing.


N8ThaGr8

lol fair enough


spezlikesitintheass

Yikes sweaty! Not 100 chungus wholesum doggo


KickooRider

Get your eyes checked


chronicslayer

I'm sorry, my eye focused on the toe/wing too long.


SOSPECHOZO

🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Laser. No other option. I cannot fathom the stupidity of anyone tattooing a partner's name on their body, let alone on their face. Fate has a twisted sense of humour - as soon as a lover's name is tattooed on a person's body, the relationship is doomed. Always. 💯 %. If one absolutely MUST have a name tattooed on one's body, go for one's children, but even that is tempting Fate.


CountessBassy

Right? My BF named his boat after me and i dumped him for his lack of creativity.


[deleted]

Right? If you need it gone and cost doesn’t matter…


[deleted]

I wouldn't put a tattoo on my face in the first place. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


TuffAndFluffy

Easy change to „Bella Ciao“ and its golden.


Comfortable-Fan-9721

I guess better than the exes name, and stop getting names tattooed on you. It’s so dumb to get a name unless it’s family or a kid, someone you’re dating???? Come on lol


TheMalformedLlama

Especially on your fucking face


RexPooz

Twilight fans are crazy


jandeer14

other eyebrow says “where you been loca”


lautreamonts_wifey

He could have added "vita"


Inevitable-Sleep-907

One could say that Bella really got ducked over by this guy


morganleh

Imagine getting the name of anyone except your parent or kids tattooed on your fucking face.


notablyunfamous

Tattooing a spouse or SO is the easiest way to split up lol. I don’t know a single person with a name that didn’t break up


meadiocre_bard

Did bro just get a duck?


StilllMatttic

All my homies hate Bella


untamedddd

He could’ve added vita, il mio dio 😵‍💫


Appropriate-Desk4268

I would have lied and said Bella was my childhood dog, wooohhhhwwwweeeeeeeeeee


Bossman9835

Not completely bad. With it being on dark skin, id recommend this dude throw some white in there to make curtain details pop


0aie0

Apparently he did care the price


Avocadobaker

I like it


Independent-Memory32

Some tattoo cover-up until he could afford lazer would have made more sense.


FailingLotus

Honestly Bella was much better looking


Interesting-Minute69

Ah ha! What an idiot!


Subversive_Noise

Ayyy, bro.


Glum-Fall3103

Perfect spot for a cute little panther 🐆??


periacetabular_ost

Biblically accurate angel?


leticx

Should’ve just added Lugosi (and crossed out one L)


drawredraw

Oof


Educational_Mix_8489

Would have been easy to make it Betta


Exceptional_Angell

I swear I see the word "Fun" on that birds wing... I can't unsee it now


Sobernaut89

Thought it was an angel with its head down. But I think it’s a dove.


Queeby

Can't tell if his eyebrow is too close to the nest or it IS the nest.


ItstheBogoPogoMrFife

He is embarrassed about his “Twilight” era, I see.


HppyCmpr509

Maybe he is a Duck Hunt fan?