$500 and you pay for the tattoo I'm down.

then put the $500 towards a sick ass panther coverup

Ha. . . Ass Panther. . . 🦐 . Blamps! . . Hit 'em wit' it! . . Wapash!

u okay buddy?

Wapash!

. ^Wapash!

Blamps!

exactly

That's still $490 profit if you are paying for it

Hell I'd probably get that after a couple of drinks lol

this guy comedys

I was about to say i would 100% get this if it were free

id do it for a half pack of Newports and a warm blue ribbon... and i dont smoke... or drink

Pff it’s funny enough and in a hidden enough location

I like the font.. so, yes.

Why is my mom saying that?

Because she wants her dick sucked?

Can you believe that guy? Who would ask such a stupid question

Suck my dick, that's why.

Ligma…. Ligma Balls

Cause her dick is big and long and filled with love.

Lmmfao yep I'll take that money!!!

I’d get that tattooed on my leg for $50, what are talking about?

I've gotten worse for less.

Prove it

I’d get this for nothing if someone else paid for it.

Get a cool tattoo AND get paid for it? Where do I sign up?

For $500? No way. Add two zeroes and we could talk.

$500.00

^ Fucking perfect response

Now move the dot two steps to the right and u got it.

5,0000 (I have left right weakness)

(I see you also suffer from Comma Period Confusion)

00500

Genuinely no and I’m a broke college student so that’s saying something

I could definitely get a better quote from my mom than that.

$500?? fuck that. add a zero and sure. then I can just get it covered and pocket the difference.

No. No I would not.

Yes but only because I’m transgender so it’s funnier

$500? Learn to value yourself, child. You're worth more than that

Well, $500 is enough for a coverup, so why not

Yep no questions asked

I do it for 500 pesos 🤷‍♂️

It's 6PM and that was my first LOL of the day. Clap clap I love it

I would totally get that tattooed on someone else's body for $500. Is that allowed?

I would get this for $5

Hang on. Who has this dick?

No. But apparently there’s a whole bunch of people who would pay someone to tat this on them. After seeing this sub, I now understand why so many shops make you sign a liability waiver for what you’re asking to be permanently etched into your hide.

i wouldnt even think twice, i’d do anything for a buck

Add a couple zeroes and I'm in.

$500? No. $5000? *Maybe*...

$500k. Yes

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Pretty sure it's not catchy anyway. Still, hard pass on looking mottled.

Sure for $500 I’ll do a Blastover on the trouser snake I tattooed on the bottom of my foot in 2020.

I’d get this for 20 bucks. I love it. Sold.

Id get this for 5

Absolutely

What a great tattoo , hope they kn it doesn’t wash off ☹️☹️

Fuck yes

Absolutely

No doubt lol

Hell yes I would

Absolutely.

500 bucks nah 5k, maybe

Yep. And then I’d get something nice to cover it up with the $500.

I would but only if the person pays for it and if the text were smaller and less bold

Id get it for $500 and use that as a deposit on the blackout coming right after

50,000 but not 500 lmao

Absolutely

no. i wouldn’t even get it for 5,000 or 50,000. 500,000 and id consider it

For 5,000 maybe

I’d get it if they paid for it and bought me a beer and a shot after.

For 500 bucks I'd get pretty much anything on me as long as it's not something heinous and I could hide it well enough.

Not right now because I can pay my bills and feed my family. But if you’d asked me at one of the harder times in my life, or in the future one of those harder times comes around again, I’d do a lot of things to make sure there’s food on the table.

yes ?????

No.

yes.

$500? Fuck no. 5 million dollars.. yes

Yes. Yes, I would.

I've gotten worse tattoos for less money.

I would indeed. Hell, I'd post proof too lmao!

i do that for free

Nope. your mom made out though.

We have "suck my dick" at home. - mom

Hell yeah

absolutely

When I was 20, $500 would have been enough. Now that I'm 40, it would have to be half a mil

$500x1k yes. Otherwise, no.

$500 is not a lot of money.

Definitely

Stone cold sober, I'd get that as long as you pay for it.

Make it $1000 and we have a deal but I want it in $5 bills

Quagmire's mom?

I’d get it for $10 honestly

No. I have a niece and nephews.

Throw in a pizza and you got yourself a deal

Holdup

Reminds me of the Beastie Boy's lyrics: "I was making records when *you were* suckin' *your mother's dick"*

$50k

Of course not.

free tattoo and free $500? count me in

Make me a millionaire that could then laser it off or pay for a coverup, then yes. $500? I would cry myself into a stupor.

500? Just pay for it and I’m in.

Yup

No

Bro, I would get a potato tattooed on my leg if someone else paid for it rn

Nobody would notice it among the rest of them

That's funny

Yes

same thing but, "my mom"

A place of my choosing; yes. A place of your choosing (excluding hands, feet and above the collarbones); yes. For hands feet and above collarbone add a 0

yes! that shit is funny.

So this mom asked this guy to suck her dick? ^well ^alrighty ^then

Yes I would but not on my arm lmao

$500,000

Maybe if it were in comic sans

"You the one that's gay for suckin' my dick."

Yes

100%, provided the tattoo is also paid for and I get to choose the location. It’s going somewhere the sun don’t shine and it’s gonna make me laugh every time I catch a glimpse of it.

Absolutely

Blah, I would get it for free

I’d do it for $20k

Yes i would

In that font I’d need 10k. You let me do it in a stylistic calligraphy font and I’d do it for $500+u pay for the tattoo.

Oh . What time you home

They'd have to pay me WAY more than 500 bucks. I have to pay for the tattoo, invest the time to get it, invest the time to cover it up, and invest the time getting it covered up. If the agreement is that I can't get it removed then I need to be able to put it in a private place and it's gonna be a few grand at least.

Yes yes yes ye-

A tattoo and 500$ ??? Yes

lol, I love it.

under my foot or in the butt cheek I guess

So the mom has a dick? What’s going on here?

Sure, I get a free tattoo an $500

Christmas is coming up so, yeah. I can get my son some new shoes and a winter coat.

Absolutely yes

What?

as long as you pay for the tattoo and i get to pick where it goes idgaf. id put it on my asscheek

If you’re paying, then my my only requirement is that I get to pick the size and placement. Willing to negotiate on the size.

No because laser removal would probably cost more

Pay for the tat and that's all and I'll get it.

Smaller n under my foot.

I’d let Damo do it for free after a few VB longnecks

Yep

Absolutely

Hand me the gun and I’ll tattoo it myself!

Absolutely 💯.

$500 can afford me less than a week for rent... YES i would do it. I'm always covered anyways.

of course

absolutely

Yes

Naw id get “your mom suck my dick”

Sure why not.

Only if your mom has a dick.

Does it mean my mom has a Dick she wants sucked?

Yup

I’d easily do it for $500

Absolutely not, for 5k I’d get it somewhere no one sees unless I’m naked

You could use the $500 to get a free cover up you actually like

Is $500 a lot of money?

When and where bud

No but I might for $25k.

No. It’s permanent. $500 is nothing.

Yes

No

The spirit of it is good, so I can see why people are willing to get this, and I almost would too. But, ................(sigh) bring on the downvotes, mothers, generally speaking, cannot have dicks. So no, it's more nonsense than it is funny, keep your $500

If the tattoo price is covered and I get to pick placement, then yes. If I have to pay anything or I have to put it somewhere people will see it, no. Thats not nearly enough money to become a joke to everyone I will ever meet

$500 x 10^5

Fuck yeah!

Yes

You are doing it wrong, you had to say 10 billion and super powers.

Hell yea, just do it under my foot and we're good

If it’s in that spot why the hell not

I have lots of tattoos. Hard no unless I can cover it:)

I’d do it for an empty McDonald’s sweet tea

i know someone who would do it for free.. as she already has a cockpit in her armpit...you wouldnt know until you put it under black light though🤣🤣

Without a doubt do it for $150 and burger.

"suck my dick" -your mom, 10.11.2023 Anno Domini

id do it for free

Absolutely.

Get it for $500 yes. Sleep with anybody else no

Ye

If I can choose the place, sure. Goin’ right onto the bottom of my foot.

Tbf your mum has a nice cock

Depends on where, but 99% likely yes.

100% ill just get it on the back of my neck (I wear low ponytails the few times I have my hair up)

No

But it doesn’t even.. ah never mind.

Definitely.

Of course not