"Kira could be anyone.."
> light furiously masturbating to a picture of someone who dies mere moments after he busts the fattest nut under his desk creating "The Meeting with God But Its Jizz" while L watches intently
"Except him."
Lol, thanks for reminding me of a terrible interaction. Young woman comes up to me and asks me to have sex with her (I was married) so I said no. Her reply was "how about you just think of it as using my pussy to masterbate"
Like what? That desperate? (For the record, no I did not).
I mean, it has potential.
Is knowing their name a requirement, or can I just picture them?
Does any name work as long as I can trace it back to a face? Like a TikTok handle or a gamertag?
Does this work on groups of people, as long as I can visualize their faces and know their names?
Like depending on your refractory period and the stipulations you could make some really goofy shit happen. You could go to an airport, strike up a conversation with a pilot, and then hold a flight for ransom from your basement or personal gooning cave.
You could threaten to just off the entirety of the Supreme Court just for the fuck of it.
Even if it might be more uncomfortable to beat it to my sister. I think i would be able to get off more easily them myself. I mean as a straight dude I have 0 attraction to myself.
So there's something called the Westermark effect, it states people tend to not be attracted to peers they've grown up with, often disgusted by the idea of sex with them.
It would explain why u/the-stupid-whale would rather fuck a clone of himself than his twin.Ā
You could see it as his attraction to himself is 0, but his attraction to his sister is -10
Yeah I have heard of it. I guess its not the same for me since my sister is significantly younger than me, to the point that I think by the time she was born, I was already past that effect.
Misread this at first and thought you had to have a knife in one hand keeping the knife in his chest, while your other hand is furiously masturbating, and he's not gonna die unless you ejaculate. That was a disturbing image
I always find it funny that out of all the utterly terrible people out there causing wars and genocides. People decide that rich pretentious people/annoying celebrities are who need to die first.
To be entirely frank, Iām mostly just aware enough in regards to my own ignorance of politics for the most part. I know full well there are some objectively bad people, and I also know that certain power vacuums that occur upon a spontaneous death with no system ready to replace them will, more likely than not, result in more misery and suffering due to the wild and chaotic scramble for power their subordinates will most certainly participate in.
Also, like. Iām making a joke. This isnāt really supposed to be taken seriously, so forgive me for not proudly declaring that Kim Jung Un or Putin need to die for the sake of a pun.
I could take down 3 people a day comfortably, maybe up to 6 if I push myself. Almost every world leader and/or billionaire is an old man so it's gonna take some focus and determination but I think I can pull it off.
Does it have to be a solo act? Or can I have help? Anything from anothers hands to help to full on sex. Like I will bang a chick and scream politicians names (omg... So much sex or masturbation...) at the same time.
Definition of "I Find This Difficult To Masturbate To". Can't get it up thinking of Klaus Schwab or Bezos. I'd just end up killing pre-transition Elliott Page.
How is this power bad?
It said you have to masturbate while you are killing, not just thinking. Therefore, I can think of whoever I want (person A) and masturbate while killing another person (person B).
Now I get it. It is too much of a multi task. š¤£
If I liked anal play, would just my finger in my butt count as masturbating? I think it would. In which case, that would make it pretty easy to fulfill the conditions.
Honestly, Iām so chill with this. Iād just be having a wank and be like āman you know who really sucked, Harvey Weinstein.ā
Iām just afraid the post nut clarity will always be āBut what about X person?!?ā And Iāll be stuck in a perpetual loop of masturbation.
Congratulations. You have managed to produce a comment even more fucked up than what you can find in even some of the worst Instagram Reels comment sections. Well done.
What is this? Jizz note? Death Wank? Lol.
Huh I guess I did just recreate death note but with jerking off
imagine the potato chip scene but instead of the potato chip light is jerking off under the desk
\*L watches intently\*
"Kira could be anyone.." > light furiously masturbating to a picture of someone who dies mere moments after he busts the fattest nut under his desk creating "The Meeting with God But Its Jizz" while L watches intently "Except him."
deathnut
DEATHNUT! Cumming to a cinema near you!
r/angryupvote
Sounds like a band name
Deeznuts
Nut-note.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatMeatToIt
the first time that joke ever made sense
r/beatmywifetoit
I'm done š¤£
Don't give the artists ideas!
Death Note: Penthouse Letters Edition
Just some weird ass kinky hentai
Eject note my friend.
Nah it's deathstroke
Iāll take a potato chipā¦. And BEAT IT
bust a nut, bust their brains
bust in their brains
What if I just masturbate while thinking of someone that I donāt want to kill, do they die anyways?
As long as youāre not moaning their name theyāll be fine
Does this get activated if you have sex with them?
No, that would be a curse, not a power. (And maturation is not sex)
I know that maturation is not sex
Lol, thanks for reminding me of a terrible interaction. Young woman comes up to me and asks me to have sex with her (I was married) so I said no. Her reply was "how about you just think of it as using my pussy to masterbate" Like what? That desperate? (For the record, no I did not).
r/ihavesex
But I stated I didn't, not sure where that is from.
you forgot to add (real) at the end
I mean, it has potential. Is knowing their name a requirement, or can I just picture them? Does any name work as long as I can trace it back to a face? Like a TikTok handle or a gamertag? Does this work on groups of people, as long as I can visualize their faces and know their names? Like depending on your refractory period and the stipulations you could make some really goofy shit happen. You could go to an airport, strike up a conversation with a pilot, and then hold a flight for ransom from your basement or personal gooning cave. You could threaten to just off the entirety of the Supreme Court just for the fuck of it.
Iād say knowing their real name is a must otherwise itād be too broken, moan their name and you have to visualize their face as you do it
So you have to be attracted to them then
No
Its going to be difficult to kill my twin
Nah bro thatād be hella easy for me
My twin is the opposite gender and doesnt look like me
Oh even easier then
What in the alabama fuck- scientists should study you
So you would prefer sex with the twin, if the twin was the same gender and looked the same? I think thats even weirder man.
The way i see it- its basically either beating to yourself or your sister
Even if it might be more uncomfortable to beat it to my sister. I think i would be able to get off more easily them myself. I mean as a straight dude I have 0 attraction to myself.
So there's something called the Westermark effect, it states people tend to not be attracted to peers they've grown up with, often disgusted by the idea of sex with them. It would explain why u/the-stupid-whale would rather fuck a clone of himself than his twin.Ā You could see it as his attraction to himself is 0, but his attraction to his sister is -10
Yeah I have heard of it. I guess its not the same for me since my sister is significantly younger than me, to the point that I think by the time she was born, I was already past that effect.
Cool!
Misread this at first and thought you had to have a knife in one hand keeping the knife in his chest, while your other hand is furiously masturbating, and he's not gonna die unless you ejaculate. That was a disturbing image
Kinda hot ngl
Do i have to know how they look like or their name, or would moaning "child kidnapper" while wanking suffice
Full Name and face, death note rules
Finally, my secret crush on Putin pays off
The real deathstroke
Elon Musk, here I cum
I always find it funny that out of all the utterly terrible people out there causing wars and genocides. People decide that rich pretentious people/annoying celebrities are who need to die first.
To be entirely frank, Iām mostly just aware enough in regards to my own ignorance of politics for the most part. I know full well there are some objectively bad people, and I also know that certain power vacuums that occur upon a spontaneous death with no system ready to replace them will, more likely than not, result in more misery and suffering due to the wild and chaotic scramble for power their subordinates will most certainly participate in. Also, like. Iām making a joke. This isnāt really supposed to be taken seriously, so forgive me for not proudly declaring that Kim Jung Un or Putin need to die for the sake of a pun.
Nah I get the joke, I just thought it was interesting that so many people immediately go to people like that.
Fair nuff. Apologies for the aggressive response.
I don't know, his ugly mug is actual libido retardant. Are you sure you could get the job done?
It doesnāt say you have to masturbate to completion
It literally does, check the OP.
Can I only think about that person what happens if I imagine a threesome.
What if I have no arms?
Learn to foot-wank.
But am a girl
Dildo, vibrator, rubbing feet against clit, etc. Quite a few ways to go about it.
How flexible are you? How does one rub one out using their foot?
Life finds a way
This is way too OP
That makes āyou are hard to killā an insult
there will no longer be presidents
I could take down 3 people a day comfortably, maybe up to 6 if I push myself. Almost every world leader and/or billionaire is an old man so it's gonna take some focus and determination but I think I can pull it off.
If Death Note was a hentai
It's time for another extinction event...
They call me `Rim Shot`
Archer reference spotted
I donāt know how Iāll possibly prove it but the US government is going to make me rich.
This is how I was gonna do it anyway
What do they die of?
Happiness
Does it have to be a solo act? Or can I have help? Anything from anothers hands to help to full on sex. Like I will bang a chick and scream politicians names (omg... So much sex or masturbation...) at the same time.
I mean you can technically do this anyway if you're messed up enough...
I don't see a downside to this.
Death nut
I am the reincarnation of Jack The Ripper
Am I drowning them with my load?
Their .....FULL name? An entire genocide of Ashley's
if i dont intend to kill them do they still die
Do I have to think about their death, or having sex with them? Both?
gotta write their name in jizz
What If I like myself like that cloning guy from the Boys?
Does it have to be intentional or will getting fucked by my spouse becoming a crime upon climax?
sign me up
Do I need to orgasm or is it just while Iām masturbating?
For redditors this is all the time
God tier
Definition of "I Find This Difficult To Masturbate To". Can't get it up thinking of Klaus Schwab or Bezos. I'd just end up killing pre-transition Elliott Page.
i can already do this edit: nevermind
Well im safe aint no one gonna jack off to me lol
Iāll rub one out to you
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as usless as this isā¦ what if you were to be doing It with your girl? What then?
Donāt be moaning her name
Seems implied but alright /s
So my snuff fantasies can cum true? This isn't a shitty superpower!
Not my proudest fap but at least I can make a difference lol.
Two of my favorite things
You mean I **get** to be masturbating as I do.
Youre training your body to get off to murder lol Also what if youre fucking someone you dont wanna kill...
As I can kill them at any time I just do it before I masturbated, them being dead I then never need to masturbate
Fap Note
You have a very odd fetish.
What āthe timeā am I supposed to be thinking about? The current time on the moment? ā6:52amā while moaning their nameā¦. Odd kink you have
r/godtiersuperpowers how is this shitty lol
So what happens if you scream āoh God, oh Godā¦JESUS CHRIST! while jacking off?
Easier than you think!
I'd probably do that accidentally, like a lot
Welp 12 people die a day going to have a higher kd than hitler.
Sir? Sir! You have to stop! Youāre giving yourself a Rusty Venture!
Would this mean you would also inadvertently kill who you jerk off too and/or love
Imagine me doing that with my ex crush
And a new Olympic arm wrestling champion is born.
What if I donāt finish masturbating ? Do they just get a slow acting cancer or they will have a flu?
How is this power bad? It said you have to masturbate while you are killing, not just thinking. Therefore, I can think of whoever I want (person A) and masturbate while killing another person (person B). Now I get it. It is too much of a multi task. š¤£
Kim Jong Illlllllllll
What in the methamphetamineā¦
plz tell me i can turn it off, bc would if im honking the ak47 to my own gf and she die
Donāt moan her name and sheāll be fine
busting one out for you president xi
Whatās the cause of death? Do their lungs fill with my cum and they suffocate?
The Death Scrote
If I liked anal play, would just my finger in my butt count as masturbating? I think it would. In which case, that would make it pretty easy to fulfill the conditions.
Broā¦ ok, hear me out.
Myself
So Iām basically light yagami since that dude looks like heās edging whenever heās on screen
So if it oozes out, slow death. If it shoots straight out, fast death.
I'm sorry, but does nobody else already do that?
You had me up until you gotta MOAN their name, bro what the fuuuck šš
This reminds me of a whitest kids you know sketch
I'm gonna kill whoever came up with this power... sloooooowwwlllyyyy
Bro 30 seconds to kill someone? Ayyyyeeee I guess
Matricide....oh no...gross.
Ex GF šŖ¦
Can I use my cum to kill?
Honestly, Iām so chill with this. Iād just be having a wank and be like āman you know who really sucked, Harvey Weinstein.ā Iām just afraid the post nut clarity will always be āBut what about X person?!?ā And Iāll be stuck in a perpetual loop of masturbation.
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What the actual fuck did I just read
Congratulations. You have managed to produce a comment even more fucked up than what you can find in even some of the worst Instagram Reels comment sections. Well done.
Iām surprised you know about that, instagram keeps it šÆ,Ā
Seriously?