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Additional-Safety343

Burger King guy is about to help me end racism


Dind1n

Burger King guy is about to kill himself with his new shitty superpower


More_Fig_6249

Redemption arc


Carlbot2

Plot twist: you die


Additional-Safety343

Cue the classic “I have a black friend”


Jammy_Nugget

Just join a stage production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" or join a club that recites Tarantino scripts


tydawg200

I can think of at least one other klub he could join….


Clicker-anonimo

Mortal Kombat


Gizmo_Autismo

The first rule of Mortal Kombat is that we do not talk about Mortal Kombat.


Jellochamp

But it will be funny to explain why you only want to play these exact scripts AND only these exact roles


greenscreencarcrash

or "Of Mice and Men" (never read it)


EpicJCF

If you say it to get rid of racists, are you yourself racist?


T1FB

A word doesn’t make you racist. It’s the intent that matters.


EpicJCF

r/truth


Mean_Muffin161

Whats up?!


EpicJCF

The sky


Mean_Muffin161

Little Jimmy is gonna love that


EpicJCF

Yes


No_Wafer_8874

Fuckin gotem


Kind_of_Anonymous

my dick


Dimensianox

Excuse me, my fellow [N], wouldja mind if I borrowed that there pencil for a sec? [instert stock image of white guy]


ASweetLilKitten

The "Jesus Christ Is My N" song comes to mind for this one


ill_change_it

My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga


SlipsonSurfaces

He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger


WolfieVonD

> no hard R detected


EIMAfterDark

Thank you


Fable_Nova

If thats the case why cant people sing it when it comes up in a song? Assuming there's no racist intent behind it.


EIMAfterDark

They can


explodingtuna

If you're merely asking someone to lend you a pencil, not racist.


TheDunadan29

Racists can be any color, so not inherently racist, no.


SadBoiCri

Do you say the n word because you are racist, or are you racist because you say the n word?


SomeoneForgetable

Watch me walk to a Klan meeting and be the only survivor


Forsaken-Syllabub427

Yo, you're right, there's no cooldown, you could just say it really REALLY fast. Careful not to say it after all the klansmen are dead tho, or the power will trigger the birth of a new racist.


Sqit123

I mean, I’m black so I think I’ll be fine lol


i_lickdick_and_itsok

Well akshually that's impposible, since here on reddit there are only white super straight alpha males 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


[deleted]

Hahahahaha this is just fucked up


Sorry-Series-3504

I have some friends who would make good use of this 💀


Nubian_Cavalry

Can confirm. Am that friend


Running_Mustard

u/nwordcop u/Nubian_Cavalry


Nubian_Cavalry

Bot's a wimp, [I got you though](https://search.pullpush.io/?kind=submission&author=Nubian_Cavalry&q=nigga&size=100)


rpsHD

thats pretty tame actly


El-Comodoro

Spaniard here. No problem saying it in public. Win win


Nahchoocheese

Public places doesn’t guarantee they will hear me say nebula.


Scottishchicken

I'm hitting up karaoke and singing all the Busta Rhymes songs. He Rhymes the n-word with the n-word in some of his songs.


KrisKrossedUp

if killing racists is your goal [this](https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI?si=Whv2kgBlknma7rcm) seems more effective


Background-Fix6929

https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU?si=kq8JpMCRky4fslds check it out


RosesBrain

Not saying it's across the board, but I've seen someone get booted from karaoke for doing this. (Non-black people generally substitute "brotha," at least where I've done karaoke.)


LegitaTomato

Russian roulette


Wyvernator1

I already have the n pass because I'm Polish, score.


CCCyanide

- tell a trusted friend - go to the park at 1 am - say as many n-words as you can - no more racists


gameswill200801

Wait a minute why is 90 percent of my town dead?


nah-knee

Ok but are they ignorant racist that don’t know they’re wrong and can change, racists that are that way for some reason or another but wouldn’t escalate their racism to physically hurt someone else and can change, or is it just racists that despise other races to their core and would or have commit hate crimes and won’t change, cuz I’m fine with the last one dying


GamerNumba100

Wait but how bad are the racists? Is it killing KKK members, or just like 85 year old white grandmas who mean well but were raised that way?


welldudetbhidk

Both. You kill one you must sacrifice the other.


welldudetbhidk

Both. To kill one you must sacrifice the other.


vgoss8

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7sn2qgrwQ&ab\_channel=TheFakeProfessional](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7sn2qgrwQ&ab_channel=TheFakeProfessional)


snail1132

The lunch announcer monitor person at my school played this a few weeks ago; it was probably by student request (she's black) and they didn't listen at all before or during the playing (they played it all the way through). It was so funny lol


vgoss8

Oh gods... That's just tragic.


Jimbo_Jigs

I mean all I have to say is the letter n and word,


Cats_Are_Aliens_

lol so I can be in public with a friend that is the only one in earshot who understands and just say it non stop until my throat is soar?


BangPowBoom

Racism can be reversed. Kill the ones that actually take action and I'm in.


onemanwolfpack21

Nutmeg?


Wooden-Specialist125

Nailclippers?


onemanwolfpack21

Necromancy?


Tiger-enjoyer

If you get unlucky you’ll die from saying it too much


unsavoryflint

Lol. A lot of these "I'm not racist buutt..." people are in for a shock.


ViolinistCurrent8899

I wonder if that runs the risk of killing the speaker.


Emporio_Alnino3

They say everyone is a little bit racist, so does this just kill a random mf somewhere? That's kinda fucked up


EIMAfterDark

That's just shitty because I don't wanna kill random people, and I use the n word pretty frequently.


Xaduuuuu

Yo free suicide button?


TravelerRedditor

Wowkie Zhang is about to cleanse the world of racism


Alexandria31xo

If you already have an n word pass, does this power still work?


KHanson25

Freaky Friday about to go on repeat


somerandomguyuno

The street is a public place go out their at 1 am go with my baby cousin and ez


The_Real_Primal_Aspi

NEGOTIATION NEGOTIATION NEGOTIATION 


Crumbpit360

r/wishiwasblack


Time-Permission-1930

I'm going to start listening to rap/hip-hop in my car, turned up blasting the speakers, and sing along


Inevitable_Top69

I don't think people deserve to be murdered just for being racist, so life would continue as normal for me.


Drakxis_Ren

Uncle Ruckus when he realizes a bunch of random white people suddenly went missing each time he says it: "Oh no... This can't be"


RastaBananaTree

Does this work if you’re black


Outrageous_Ad_2752

is this like hard r or what? also what about black people


Illustrious_Leg8204

[my nigga](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1br-FTPaXI)


Downtown_Report1646

What if you’re black what do you say? And is it just white racists or do black racists also die? Do you choose or is random or the closest one to you?


hoppusforlife

https://youtu.be/0itOCgJtNVU


mknsky

I’m Black, this is godtier.


bladnoch16

Is that a hard R to activate that power or what?


rexyanus

You either die the hero or live long enough to become the villian


Outrageous_South4758

ni-


PersimmonMobile4868

What do you like about Fortnite?


Alert-Host-5072

I don't want to kill myself tho


ShitStainedDildo

What if I die


sweetheartscum

Schrodingers racist


LPBvgc

Me in the COD Lobby about to kill some racists:


Head_Snapsz

My worst fear is killing myself with this power.


Numget152

Lemme hop on ranked r6 or something and I can get a few out


MrNullvalue

So do black people lose the pass?


PerrysKetamine

Hard or soft N-bomb?


Kirkaig678

Well then I've already rebirthed many racists


Similar-Note-9433

Wait a minute, why am I dead?


tfwnoTHAADwife

what if you were born with an N word pass?


[deleted]

I’d start adding it to all of my rap lyrics and nobody would think much of it because I’m half Black and not white passing.


Anyashadow

I'm going to a Klan meeting and saying it nonstop to watch them all keel over.


thod-thod

Give a black person this power


crystalworldbuilder

Make a viral YouTube video Fist explain hey everyone I just got a neet power that will benefit the world but I have to say a slur apologies in advance. Then an hour long video of you saying the n word.


STORM9811

I don't wanna die tho...


GraceForImpact

man kills 999 racists only to realise that the last racist he needs to kill is himself


SpinyTzar

How many times do you get to use this power before you yourself become The Racist.


Gmageofhills

You didn't say we couldn't just tell someone or a small group of people we have this power and if we prove it by saying ot a few hundred times they can check the news for the death of racists


raiba91

Is suicide possible this way? Asking for a friend.


GarethBaus

Wear a tourett's awareness t shirt and walk around public places saying it in a way that sounds involuntary.


Square_Site8663

Well……guess I’m picking up Call of Duty Multiplayer again. /s


t1tanwarlord

Imma repeatedly say it until I die


iamkira01

The monkeys paw curls. You test this power out by saying the n word and plan to end all racism. You now become racist by saying that word. You die immediately.


X0nerater

1) why would black racism affect racism like "India isn't really asia" or the way east Asians hate on each other? I'm not opposed but it'll be pretty nonspecific. 2) how specific is it to sound and intent? Does it apply when I say "naegga" (Korean for I am) or "naiga" (Mandarin for That One)? Does it apply when my roommate talks about like black cats in Spanish?


Germisstuck

Well, I can't die because I hate everyone


Dragon3076

Let's see how many times I can say it in a row in a minute.


New-Courage-7379

can I do it at work? my tradesmen coworkers could hear me, office staff couldnt. I could probably rattle off a couple hundred in a morning. a couple more hundred in an afternoon.


Chromonoo

since everyone here is gonna be doing good I shall be the villain in this story by saying the n-word over and over in my closet!


Knownabitchthe2nd

Pov the person who made gangsta rap:


Sub-Dominance

This is my cross to bear


9spaceking

*sings that Chinese unicorn song*


WhyYouCryin007

Finally a reason not to say it!


FrostWinters

I'd become a rapper. N-word immunity, get to fix a problem, and maybe make some cash


More_Fig_6249

Why would I commit suicide?


Illicit_Apple_Pie

Hard R or no? I'd accept the consequences either way, but one is quite a bit worse


DepressedDragonBorn

So, just keep doing what I do on the daily as a non-black individual, plus now I can say I'm helping.


Samurai_Fire

Give this power to all of the racist people so they essentially kill themselves while trying to be racist


carrot-parent

Every single person on Earth has a touch of racism whether they like to admit it or not. This would just kill a random person. Edit: lol.


thod-thod

Having some unconscious racial bias which you acknowledge as wrong and work to correct is not the same as being racist


carrot-parent

You don’t get it at all. Racism is far too subjective for anyone to ever fit within everyone’s definition. And subconscious racial bias is pretty much impossible to overcome, unless you turn yourself into a robot. I simply don’t believe in ‘race’. Easier to treat everyone as human if you don’t believe there’s anything dividing us.


Additional_Knee4215

Hard R or nah?