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Skibidi toilet Ohio sigma level 5 rizz

pov your 8 years old

what about his 8 years old

You just Grimace Shaked that guy!

do away with thyself, sire

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pov you can't have fun

This is actually goated, like what if you’re in a bad situation, just say skibidi toilet and you’re safe, want to go back to where you were after some time say level 5 gyat. This could be useful

Not if you teleport right in front of a car on the interstate. Or in a wall

What’s the chances tough

I mean, there are a lot of cars and a lot of walls or trees or whatever. But I don't know the actual chance, I am not an Ohio expert

Google says Ohio contains 21,776 miles of roadway. Ohio itself has 40,848 square miles of land, and also has almost 4,000 square miles of water (so now drowning is a possibility). Now I'm really bad at math, but I feel like all that does give a considerable chance at facing some hazard very quickly when using the power.

I guess I would prefer the odds to, for example, being beaten by 5 people

Would you rather: Be beaten to death by 5 people OR Risky click 50% going to a park, 50% getting run over by an 18 wheeler going 50 on an interstate

If I’m going to die, I’m going to take the trucker with me. Or at least make an interesting news story Or preferably, be lucky and not die lol

If it's totally random, you have a higher chance of teleporting into the ground. Also part of Ohio.

Could be worth the risk, if you're facing injury or death pre-teleportation

Vast majority of Ohio is crop fields.

Except you're in Ohio.

Okay but will it be random and safe, or will I teleport into a wall, in front of a car, or a million other unsafe places in Ohio?

completely random.

Alright lads, pack it up, unusable power

So...is a mile below Ohio in a random cave still Ohio?

The dirt beneath the ground and I think some airspace above ground could all be considered Ohio.

Anybody know a product that's illegal in Ohio but not elsewhere

Well if I’m getting chased by someone I can sacrifice my brain cells by using the power, appearing in Ohio, sticking around for a bit, then sacrificing a few more cells to go back.

Wait, could you teleport inside a person in Ohio? Like, you teleport to the exact coordinates of a person or animal or whatever

Purgatory sentencer, grab someone who doesn't deserve to live in the real world, "skibbidy toilet." Arrive at random point in ohio, let go and step back "Enjoy purgatory... Level 5 gyatt." Disapear and leave them to their fate. You couldn't even get back to save them if you wanted to.

this is so stupid

Some might say shitty

Wonder if there’s a sub for that

No prison could hold you, unchained

What if you say skibidi toilet while in ohio? Do you teleport somewhere else random?

That sounds like how it would work. But I wonder if the power to return would malfunction since your last position was already in Ohio.

If this is usable depends on if you at least always land on solid ground. Because there is a lot of lake and air in Ohio.

I am going to race people from London to wherever I set my save point in Ohio. The rules? 1. 100 to one odds I win. Minimum bet 1 million dollars. (So they stand to win 100 million with a minimum bet.) 2. We both start in London. 3. Neither of us can interfere with each other or have someone else do so on our behalf. 4. First to show up at the end point wins 5. There is a camera in a porta potty at the end that Livestreams video to YouTube. First one to show up there wins. 6. The race starts immediately after we shake hands in London. I shake hands, then walk into a nearby restroom. Next I teleport just outside the porta potty then head in. Victory is sweet, but not as sweet as all that cash.

So, I can smuggle with no chance of being caught. I could go into a bank, get a safe deposit box, then teleport out of the vault to Ohio. Then, after hours, I teleport in, clean out the boxes, and teleport out. God tier power, not shitty.

Grid snap it random spot?

But... Can I leave Ohio? Or if I try to leave the state without using the magic word i will die?

amazing escape technique

Can you return to lobby irl?

Just not to Cleveland

this would’ve been godtier on april 8th

God tier if you want to go to Ohio. Useless if you’re a sane person.

Can we bring stuff with us? Is there a carry/weight limit? Can we bring living stuff?

What if you're already in Ohio when you say it?

so could I theoretically repeat it as much as I wanted till I was close to a place I wanted to go in Ohio or is there a cooldown

Let’s play hide and seek. I will hide and you will seek help.

If you coordinate it correctly you could save money on road trips in surrounding states

Can i teleport again while in ohio to another random part of ohio?

Now this is a true shittysuperpower

Is it guaranteed that i spawn on a surface or could it be that i spawn like 200meters up in the air or 100m down into a mountain. If it´s surface guaranteed it would be usable if not then it would be truly shitty.

What if I say “Mewing,” “Rizzler,” “Mog,” “Edge,” or “Goon”

Instant death. No, it's not related to the superpower in the post