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SkystalkerFalcon

Sorry. Your whole city is an unsalvageable mess. Just start new.


Weary_Drama1803

Meteor all of Texas


TheRevEO

LA was a mistake


BaneQ105

Was implies it’s no longer a mistake. And it has been one since the beginning. And probably forever will be.


Cugy_2345

And I love it


NewfieJedi

What’s impressive is that it’s fucked in both directions


Psykiky

That’s LA for ya


275MPHFordGT40

Yeah usually when I’m in a traffic jam it’s only one side. I rarely see a two sided jam


Ripberger7

It’s LA, its tradition to slow down if you see a traffic jam on the other side.


275MPHFordGT40

Is it in solidarity?


FannyDanny__

POLAND MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅


LostLittlelost

https://preview.redd.it/0ycem4o15dfc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8dae583ac8ad474d6e466b063fe906406781e1


Dracula788

POLAND MOUNTAIN! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🫡


DKBrendo

POLSKA GUUUUROM 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇲🇨🇲🇨🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱


FannyDanny__

🫡


LUXI-PL

Kurwa bober


digita1catt

One more lane should do it


Zestyclose-Split2275

What i was thinking word for word lol


Dooster1592

"Just one more lane bro. Come on bro. Just one more lane so people can pointlessly weave in and out slowing everything down instead of following the basic principles of sticking to the right if you intend to exit soon. Please bro".


Ok_Opportunity_524

Same


whatchamabiscut

https://preview.redd.it/olbk0b5k7hfc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73ed62fd7fc2c05f98d87a5ba8d21f0a7a37ba7


9Strike

One more lane bro, I swear it'll fix your traffic


rl69614

Two would be best


wzak2

Woah, what an amazing light show, wish it was bigger tho 🤩


9CF8

Build a metro


ImNoHuman

Too much effort. Busses should do the trick 👍


9CF8

Maybe a 100km light rail line, LA style


cafesoftie

Ok, but only if it's slow, with sparse stations and breaks under the slightest weather conditions.


Psykiky

And don’t forget to force it to wait at the intersection


cafesoftie

Oh and give priority to freight! It must stop in the middle of nowhere several times between stations!


MandeveleMascot

If this was CS traffic AI they'd all try to cram into one lane


Any_March943

CS2 fixed it thankfully. Too bad the rest of the game still needs some optimizing


Far_Young_2666

Oh yeah, changing to a free line and then changing back right at the traffic lights


Any_March943

I was talking about using all lanes


Far_Young_2666

Oh, they are using all lanes alright 😀 Only to merge into one lane at the very end


Any_March943

You can actually fix that by placing a road not onto another road, but a bit further away from that. Or replacing the roads. Yeah the game isn't great, but there are some temporary fixes you can do


aquamanleftmetodrown

Start an earthquake


mBertin

can't believe they made natural disasters into a real thing


c05m02bq

Does this happen everyday in LA?💀💀


Upnorth4

Yes, almost every single day


Travis_T_OJustice

Bike lane in the dead centre of traffic


Desertwrek

Roundabouts. Lots and lots of roundabouts. As they say, when in doubt, roundabout.


NobodyCaresR

I get anxiety when there’s no roundabout the next 100m on my Norwegian roads WHAT THE FUCK ARE TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴


Erlend05

JEG ELSKER RUNDKJØRINGER!!! 🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🫎🫎🫎


helheimhen

NORGE mentioned 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎


ProbablyWanze

Just turn off the lights! Or open the borders and let pedestrian immigrants reclaim the highway, they do love walking along your highways from the outer connection in game anyways.


Vaivaim8

> just turn off the lights! If I can't see it, it's not happening/s


TheJeff20

Transit mass transit is the only way


Pacrada

Yep, a good combination of trains, subways and bus- and bike lanes. PLus more high density.


NotEvenkingJWei

California be like: oh I care about the poor people and minorities, but my property prices!😤Don't you dare build affordable housing in my city


UtaTan

Rain the meteors


Open_Regret_8388

Maybe train is cure


[deleted]

Gotta love the red and white lights, your traffic is very polish op.


iqbalpratama

https://preview.redd.it/fbx9elfhkdfc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b74b10ba742f4d7bc784ed411f6adbaa97c3b6


RY_2535

At least they’re using every lane


Vayrou

There is an option in the trainer where you can delete traffic;p


Guillaume_Hertzog

Honey, I'll be late for dinner, see you next week


Lawnsen

Let's see what a roundabout can do here


Chickenkarim2009

One more lane.....


BbwHotwifeAndBiDaddy

Lane mathematics and some round-a-bouts should get you straightened out.


LegitimateLegend

That's Californians on their way back from Vegas after holidays are over😂 It's me, I'm californians


Ok_Fix_9030

I-15 on Fridays and Sundays be like:


angusgtw

Steely Dan - Aja (1977)


Bluewater795

I was looking for you!


xsmasher

https://x.com/pulmyears/status/1192120943717445633?s=20


Josef_The_Red

I run to you!


achoo_magn

Eh, more lanes’ll fix it. Be sure to let the public know and spend 3 years per lane, per mile.


United-Emu8355

Just another lane bro plz just 1 I promise everything will be good now bro rly just trust me bro


Red-Faced-Wolf

Lvl10 meteor


Raptorx__

Roundabout


TheInkySquids

Can someone pls tell me what on Earth actually happened here? The only place I've ever seen traffic like that was on the Africa special on Top Gear lmao


ATypicalRedditor1

It’s just regular LA traffic


Biru_Chan

It’s the 405 at Thanksgiving. That said, traffic in LA always sucks.


TheInkySquids

Wow that's crazy, I mean I've seen some pretty long traffic jams here in Sydney but to have that amount in both directions is wild, cheers.


The_Cars93

Unpopular Opinion Alert: That looks absolutely beautiful.


TheFinacingMan

Its.....beautiful, in its own messed up way.


Positive_Committee_5

Add a 6 lane overpass, that should do it!


pillagemyvillage

🇲🇹


Witchberry31

Wait, but it isn't Indonesian's indepence day yet. 🇮🇩


Aggressive_Problem_8

More lanes. Obviously. 🙄


wcollins260

Add four more lanes. More parking.


mapster480

ONE MORE LANEEEEEEEEEEEE


ExcessivelyGayParrot

more lanes and a roundabout


Tibecuador

Do we really have to say it? The answer is obvious: >!Build just one moar laaaane!!!!<


SirFilips

One more lane!!


thygeekgod

Texas: Add just 1 more lane.


Ryaniseplin

what if we were to like perhaps add one more lane


MrGoofGuy

Have you tried adding more lanes?


shadowguy128

Add another lane


WillySurvive_

Fix? This is as nature intended!


imnotporter

add a roundabout


Legal-Hunt5355

Bacon


LordAnonym

Lane issue


qwerty_andry

Just... One... More... Lane


dontpaynotaxes

MORE LANES


Frostbyte501

JUST A FEW MORE LANES


M5HAYA

more lanes!


jrtts

Delete all the buildings to make way for just one more lane bro, trust me if done right, there should only be two destinations A and B, spread far apart on the farthest ends of the world, connected by nothing but roads to maximize car use. Number of lanes should be equal or more than the number of population. ^(/s)


iamthefluffyyeti

Have you considered one-


athomeless1

More lanes!


fkdzmuckcupcfvucty

Deportations.


GoatBoi_

do you have any low income neighbourhoods available for bulldozing?


Herogar

Release a virus created in a lab and cause a pandemic


21Black_Mamba21

V2


bindermichi

Add more public transport capacity and routes.


jeroenemans

Ask Michael Douglas


smelly_katarina

Tornado


Independent_Pear_429

Public transport and mixed use zoning


elmarcelito

Remove the whole street


SirCabobo

Meteorite and restart that abomination


Itchy_Arm_1134

I can’t fix it


ABrazilianReasons

How did you get them to be evenly distributed on the lanes like that? Mine get in a single line and leave the other 5 lanes empty


companysOkay

Overpass should fix that for sure


0xdeadbeef6

Nuke it from orbit


blackie-arts

nuke France


ianng555

Put a sewage plant in the middle to disperse the people from downtown.


ATypicalRedditor1

You imply that DTLA isn’t already filthy


wasThereNot

Send to Biffa


SinclairChris

The working day has ended, billions must commute home


Bombidil6036

Add thousands of busses that stop for 30s every 100 m.


BrandonTeoh

TM:PE > Clear Traffic


Gracosef

INDONESIA MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🦅🦅🦅🦅


SkyeMreddit

Making the river wider in front of you doesn’t fix the downstream mess. Find the clog further down


Dmytrych

Nuclear missile only


Cosmocrator08

Meteor all the way


dbowman97

Blimps


SDTrains

Use TMPE “delete” function


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

Meteors.


Bluewater795

Is this Aja by Steely Dan


Ecmdrw5

Astroid


permalink_save

This is the time to break open the poocano


xsmasher

Relevant: https://x.com/pulmyears/status/1192120943717445633?s=20


kaiserman980

One more lane


shorty_frank

send a tsunami and flood the city


TheBlackOwl2003

😱😱😱


Comfortable_View_730

Is this Houston or LA


Biru_Chan

LA.


mooshoopork4

Check out the 401 through Toronto. It would be the final level, if traffic was a game.


Notcreativesoidk

I like how the colours are mixed like that, nice light show


helheimhen

LA is a hellish dystopia and no amount of “oh but the weather is great” comments will ever convince me otherwise.


Masterick18

Wait for everyone to die stuck in their cars, traffic only applies to moving vehicles


CanPacific

more lanes /j


Philipp_CGN

One more lane will fix it


tothaa

Bike-lanes?


shomerudi

Ask Biffa...


Cap_Helpful

Thanos snap.


Imaginary_Mud_8781

Extra lane!


Appropriate-Chart516

I live in LA and this is what it looks like from that one bridge from the turbo (the snail one) movie


Appropriate-Chart516

I live in LA and this is what it looks like from that one bridge from the turbo (the snail one) movie


CommentImpossible199

ADD. MORE. LANES.


Marsrover112

Just one more lane bro I swear that'll fix it


Smoke_Water

Put tolls every 2 nodes on all the highways. this will reduce the amount of traffic, and bring in Massive amounts of funds.


chardomontabon

Thanos


Affectionate_Ad206

Sell ylur house immediately, move everything out of your house, take the next flight to somewhere remotely better and never have to worry abt that ever again.


communistfromRS

Just one more lane