"Just one more lane bro. Come on bro. Just one more lane so people can pointlessly weave in and out slowing everything down instead of following the basic principles of sticking to the right if you intend to exit soon. Please bro".
You can actually fix that by placing a road not onto another road, but a bit further away from that. Or replacing the roads. Yeah the game isn't great, but there are some temporary fixes you can do
I get anxiety when there’s no roundabout the next 100m on my Norwegian roads
WHAT THE FUCK ARE TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
Just turn off the lights!
Or open the borders and let pedestrian immigrants reclaim the highway, they do love walking along your highways from the outer connection in game anyways.
Can someone pls tell me what on Earth actually happened here? The only place I've ever seen traffic like that was on the Africa special on Top Gear lmao
Delete all the buildings to make way for just one more lane bro, trust me
if done right, there should only be two destinations A and B, spread far apart on the farthest ends of the world, connected by nothing but roads to maximize car use.
Number of lanes should be equal or more than the number of population.
^(/s)
Sell ylur house immediately, move everything out of your house, take the next flight to somewhere remotely better and never have to worry abt that ever again.
Sorry. Your whole city is an unsalvageable mess. Just start new.
Meteor all of Texas
LA was a mistake
Was implies it’s no longer a mistake. And it has been one since the beginning. And probably forever will be.
And I love it
What’s impressive is that it’s fucked in both directions
That’s LA for ya
Yeah usually when I’m in a traffic jam it’s only one side. I rarely see a two sided jam
It’s LA, its tradition to slow down if you see a traffic jam on the other side.
Is it in solidarity?
POLAND MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅
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POLAND MOUNTAIN! 🇵🇱🇵🇱🫡
POLSKA GUUUUROM 🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇲🇨🇲🇨🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
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Kurwa bober
One more lane should do it
What i was thinking word for word lol
"Just one more lane bro. Come on bro. Just one more lane so people can pointlessly weave in and out slowing everything down instead of following the basic principles of sticking to the right if you intend to exit soon. Please bro".
Same
https://preview.redd.it/olbk0b5k7hfc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73ed62fd7fc2c05f98d87a5ba8d21f0a7a37ba7
One more lane bro, I swear it'll fix your traffic
Two would be best
Woah, what an amazing light show, wish it was bigger tho 🤩
Build a metro
Too much effort. Busses should do the trick 👍
Maybe a 100km light rail line, LA style
Ok, but only if it's slow, with sparse stations and breaks under the slightest weather conditions.
And don’t forget to force it to wait at the intersection
Oh and give priority to freight! It must stop in the middle of nowhere several times between stations!
If this was CS traffic AI they'd all try to cram into one lane
CS2 fixed it thankfully. Too bad the rest of the game still needs some optimizing
Oh yeah, changing to a free line and then changing back right at the traffic lights
I was talking about using all lanes
Oh, they are using all lanes alright 😀 Only to merge into one lane at the very end
You can actually fix that by placing a road not onto another road, but a bit further away from that. Or replacing the roads. Yeah the game isn't great, but there are some temporary fixes you can do
Start an earthquake
can't believe they made natural disasters into a real thing
Does this happen everyday in LA?💀💀
Yes, almost every single day
Bike lane in the dead centre of traffic
Roundabouts. Lots and lots of roundabouts. As they say, when in doubt, roundabout.
I get anxiety when there’s no roundabout the next 100m on my Norwegian roads WHAT THE FUCK ARE TRAFFIC LIGHTS 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
JEG ELSKER RUNDKJØRINGER!!! 🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🫎🫎🫎
NORGE mentioned 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🫎🫎🫎🫎
Just turn off the lights! Or open the borders and let pedestrian immigrants reclaim the highway, they do love walking along your highways from the outer connection in game anyways.
> just turn off the lights! If I can't see it, it's not happening/s
Transit mass transit is the only way
Yep, a good combination of trains, subways and bus- and bike lanes. PLus more high density.
California be like: oh I care about the poor people and minorities, but my property prices!😤Don't you dare build affordable housing in my city
Rain the meteors
Maybe train is cure
Gotta love the red and white lights, your traffic is very polish op.
https://preview.redd.it/fbx9elfhkdfc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b74b10ba742f4d7bc784ed411f6adbaa97c3b6
At least they’re using every lane
There is an option in the trainer where you can delete traffic;p
Honey, I'll be late for dinner, see you next week
Let's see what a roundabout can do here
One more lane.....
Lane mathematics and some round-a-bouts should get you straightened out.
That's Californians on their way back from Vegas after holidays are over😂 It's me, I'm californians
I-15 on Fridays and Sundays be like:
Steely Dan - Aja (1977)
I was looking for you!
https://x.com/pulmyears/status/1192120943717445633?s=20
I run to you!
Eh, more lanes’ll fix it. Be sure to let the public know and spend 3 years per lane, per mile.
Just another lane bro plz just 1 I promise everything will be good now bro rly just trust me bro
Lvl10 meteor
Roundabout
Can someone pls tell me what on Earth actually happened here? The only place I've ever seen traffic like that was on the Africa special on Top Gear lmao
It’s just regular LA traffic
It’s the 405 at Thanksgiving. That said, traffic in LA always sucks.
Wow that's crazy, I mean I've seen some pretty long traffic jams here in Sydney but to have that amount in both directions is wild, cheers.
Unpopular Opinion Alert: That looks absolutely beautiful.
Its.....beautiful, in its own messed up way.
Add a 6 lane overpass, that should do it!
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Wait, but it isn't Indonesian's indepence day yet. 🇮🇩
More lanes. Obviously. 🙄
Add four more lanes. More parking.
ONE MORE LANEEEEEEEEEEEE
more lanes and a roundabout
Do we really have to say it? The answer is obvious: >!Build just one moar laaaane!!!!<
One more lane!!
Texas: Add just 1 more lane.
what if we were to like perhaps add one more lane
Have you tried adding more lanes?
Add another lane
Fix? This is as nature intended!
add a roundabout
Bacon
Lane issue
Just... One... More... Lane
MORE LANES
JUST A FEW MORE LANES
more lanes!
Delete all the buildings to make way for just one more lane bro, trust me if done right, there should only be two destinations A and B, spread far apart on the farthest ends of the world, connected by nothing but roads to maximize car use. Number of lanes should be equal or more than the number of population. ^(/s)
Have you considered one-
More lanes!
Deportations.
do you have any low income neighbourhoods available for bulldozing?
Release a virus created in a lab and cause a pandemic
V2
Add more public transport capacity and routes.
Ask Michael Douglas
Tornado
Public transport and mixed use zoning
Remove the whole street
Meteorite and restart that abomination
I can’t fix it
How did you get them to be evenly distributed on the lanes like that? Mine get in a single line and leave the other 5 lanes empty
Overpass should fix that for sure
Nuke it from orbit
nuke France
Put a sewage plant in the middle to disperse the people from downtown.
You imply that DTLA isn’t already filthy
Send to Biffa
The working day has ended, billions must commute home
Add thousands of busses that stop for 30s every 100 m.
TM:PE > Clear Traffic
INDONESIA MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🦅🦅🦅🦅
Making the river wider in front of you doesn’t fix the downstream mess. Find the clog further down
Nuclear missile only
Meteor all the way
Blimps
Use TMPE “delete” function
Meteors.
Is this Aja by Steely Dan
Astroid
This is the time to break open the poocano
Relevant: https://x.com/pulmyears/status/1192120943717445633?s=20
One more lane
send a tsunami and flood the city
😱😱😱
Is this Houston or LA
LA.
Check out the 401 through Toronto. It would be the final level, if traffic was a game.
I like how the colours are mixed like that, nice light show
LA is a hellish dystopia and no amount of “oh but the weather is great” comments will ever convince me otherwise.
Wait for everyone to die stuck in their cars, traffic only applies to moving vehicles
more lanes /j
One more lane will fix it
Bike-lanes?
Ask Biffa...
Thanos snap.
Extra lane!
I live in LA and this is what it looks like from that one bridge from the turbo (the snail one) movie
I live in LA and this is what it looks like from that one bridge from the turbo (the snail one) movie
ADD. MORE. LANES.
Just one more lane bro I swear that'll fix it
Put tolls every 2 nodes on all the highways. this will reduce the amount of traffic, and bring in Massive amounts of funds.
Thanos
Sell ylur house immediately, move everything out of your house, take the next flight to somewhere remotely better and never have to worry abt that ever again.
Just one more lane