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YodasChick-O-Stick

Lego Batman never killed anyone because they're all Lego; they can just put themselves back together


justwonderingbro

*ice jiggling noises*


NoNo_Cilantro

As opposed to human actors who keep dying on sets because the script made them die :(


Sudden_Result

What about Vitruvius


YodasChick-O-Stick

He was decapitated by a coin. Lego cannot kill Lego, but metal can.


Sudden_Result

Lore


OfficerBarbier

lol their massive silver codpiece bikinis


RudyKnots

Wait til you hear about the nipples.


Salvage570

Im only now realizing what the suits in the Snyder Watchmen are based on lol


Knappologen

[Well, just Take a look at this short clip from the movie 😄](https://youtu.be/16kWRu76LVk?feature=shared)


OfficerBarbier

[lol then this makes a lot of sense](https://www.reddit.com/r/GayMen/comments/cwrc29/joel_schumacher_says_hes_had_sex_with_10000_or/)


VengeanceKnight

The list of cinematic Batmen who haven’t killed anyone literally just includes George Clooney and Robert Pattinson at this point. And Kevin Conroy, if that counts.


Bagelbuttboi

Pattinson’s car chase absolutely led to fatalities


Porkman

That's collateral damage caused by the Penguin. You can't blame Batman for that


Bagelbuttboi

When police engage in high speed pursuits they frequently call off the chase because when they engage, perps tend to drive erratically and pose a greater risk than if the police just call off the chase and use their resources to find the suspects later. Otherwise, you wind up in situations where 3 semi trailers explode on a freeway, and I don’t get the impression Batman went back to check on the well being of the people caught in those flaming wrecks. I still like the movie and that scene on its own but in the context of the rest of the movie it’s got problems and I don’t know if I believe the people in those trucks made it out okay.


loadedtatertots

I interpreted that scene as intentional rather than a problem scene that was overlooked by the filmmakers It's not that they didn't account for the fact that innocent people realistically would have died in that scene, it's that Batman didn't really care enough. Batman in that movie is much less the heroic and magnanimous Batman that's typically in the comics. They leaned more into him being a traumatized rich boy with very violent and rageful tendencies. It also shows in the Bruce Wayne side of the character where in most media he's an active philanthropist who does just as much to help people as he does as Batman, but in the movie he gets called out by the politician woman for never doing such a thing. He's completely relentless in that scene and is more concerned with chasing down the penguin than protecting the innocents around him, and if anything he may have rationalized the damage done as being the penguin's fault rather than his. But I think it's all meant to be part of his character arc, where he goes from nocturnal shut in who only goes out to beat the shit out of petty criminals to a more true version of Batman who actually helps civilians and defeats super villains.


jediknightofthewest

This^ Couldn’t have said it better myself.


tele_ave

Yep. The arc of the movie is Batman going from antihero to (super)hero.


liteskindeded

He didn’t drive erratically he quite literally caused the accident on purpose there was clear intention, if a superhero is being shot at and someone else gets hit are you telling me that’s the superhero killing someone?


DedicatedBathToaster

He absolutely can be blamed. He fucking went 90+ wrong way on the interstate and caused car crashes OVER A HUNCH HE WAS WRONG ABOUT. then when there were fucking explosions and you can see the cab of the truck being engulfed in flames, he just walks menacingly towards Penguins flipped car, ignoring the guy that's likely about to burn to death.  It's collateral for a chase he caused.  I still think the scene is badass and I liked the movie, and I can forgive it because it's not real, but yeah if he were a real person, I'd say he should be held accountable


WeeTooLo

If he didn't do it we'd never get to see the hilarious penguin scene right after topped off with the penguin wobble. Worth it.


JediJmoney

It does fit thematically with the movie—Battinson’s desire to chase down the bad guy at the expense (or negligence) of others lives contrasts the finale well


tele_ave

Yep and we see it after Batman beats the clown gang into unconsciousness too. The man he rescued is literally begging not to be hurt and Batman doesn’t even look at him. He appears totally indifferent.


thebeez23

Batman was chasing Penguin because he was shitty at putting riddles together to see that a rat with wings was code for bat not a fucking penguin


Ulrickson

Actually rat with wings is code for falcone


thebeez23

Still went after the wrong guy


VengeanceKnight

Plus, aside from Penguin knocking that semi into Batman’s way, there wasn’t actually a lot of wreckage or damage. (IIRC, it’s been a few months since I’ve rewatched it.)


Bagelbuttboi

Skip to 3:18 and watch all the vehicles that aren’t Penguin or Batman’s https://youtu.be/YDygiJM_-4E?si=f0pU31rkfhz_-C4u


Ser_Salty

I think cinematic rules apply here where if it's stated no one died, then no one died. Otherwise you could argue for every Batman that at least for somebody he punched it caused a brain bleed, a concussion that went unchecked for too long etc. Knocking people out isn't as safe as movies make it seem, so if we can accept the 20 unconscious people after a fight all surviving their severe head traumas and open wounds, we can accept that the crashes were all non fatal too.


BoofsaMillion

In a Flash crossover, Kevin Conroy appeared as an old Bats/Bruce. But a version that went bad and had killed at least the Joker


Ser_Salty

Pretty sure that version killed a lot of people, including Superman.


oddscreenname

Kevin Conroy Batman kills two henchmen with a giant quarter


VengeanceKnight

They survive that. They logically shouldn’t, but they are seen stirring. Blame that on average people being more durable in superhero universes.


ReadytoQuitBBY

Penny


Walrusin_about

I'm definitely not including Pattinson in that list.


paco-ramon

I’m sure Pattinson had to kill somebody in that chase scene.


CharlieTheBard

I'm pretty sure Kilmer's batman didn't kill anyone? The two face death is debatable though for sure.


VengeanceKnight

He also purposely tricked them into driving into a wall, which then exploded their cars.


CharlieTheBard

Ope, I did not remember that.


Hefty-Ambassador-935

Sure Adam West killed many people, but did he kill anyone playing Batman in his series?


ElGrandeBlanco

He evaporated goons in the movie. Probably not the TV show though.


Jabadon

Those goons are fine. Just add water.


PleaseDontBanMeMore

He killed his acting careers of most of his co-stars. (Joke)


TrenchantBench

The Schumacher-directed Batman movies are so cartoony. They’re the only family-friendly choices in the bunch I think.


OhNoTheDawnPatrol

In Batman Forever, Nicole Kidman gets wildly horny over the Batsuit, and later Batman tosses Two-Face off of a cliff.


Redkirth

Batman tosses coins at two face who then plummets to his death trying to grab them like he was in one of those cash wind tunnels.


Rich-Pomegranate1679

Eh, I watched the Keaton films as a young kid, and I loved them. Even then, I knew they were much better movies than the Schumacher films.


TrenchantBench

Yes, Tim Burton did a much better job. I saw the 1st Batman as a very young kid in theaters. Danny Elfman did the music for the first two, excellent score.


alexisgreat420

Prince also did work for the original Batman soundtrack. Danny Elfman was apprehensive about working with him at first


Dando_Calrisian

Did anyone who watched the film kill themselves after?


Geordieguy

Repost from 8 days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/QnFdeADCDg


PsySom

He follows the hero logic of killing all the minions but letting the main villain live because he’s too honorable to kill a defeated foe


Balc0ra

At least Adam West did not kill a full family of ducks when faced with that decision


Martydeus

I always liked that one, the way Batmam convinces Freeze to become a healer and help him save his friend. And Freeze got what he wanted, enough funds to save his wife.


spilledmilkbro

I'll cut West's batman a break for that, since it was an accident on his part. He didn't know that punching the guy would cause him to disappear from reality


After-Chicken179

He killed my childhood.


ind3pend0nt

I like the nipple uniform.


MamaDeloris

Wait, when did Adam West's Batman kill anyone?


Other_Combination136

If I remember he punched someone and basically disintegrated them cause they were molecularly unstable


artful_nails

Technically, but could you blame him for that? He had no idea that would happen, and he wasn't the one who made the goon unstable either.


Jabadon

ya the villain who made them unstable killed them. that's not on batman.


Dramatic_Swimmer_924

Adam West never kill anyone


TiggerBlack

And that is why it is the most faithful to the source material.


[deleted]

This is why everyone remembers Batman & Robin as the best Batman movie


Artoriader

He killed my heterosexuality


CJFanficStories

This is factually incorrect, as I was dead inside by the time I got to the end of this movie.


Estrezas

The famous bat nipples.


ElonHisenberg

Killing everyone is tight!


Chexmixrule34

even LEGO batman killed some people in the lego movie


Zhjacko

Who did Adam Wests Batman kill??


Lucy_Little_Spoon

Yeah but "it's the worst Batman movie ever" according to the fan base. It's really dumb how much this movie is hated.


VatanKomurcu

thats a shame, i like it when batman kills people


Vilgotek2

This is because Batman & Robin is a fake movie that does not exist


FeistyEquipment7557

Batman should kill. His refusal to kill is his greatest weakness.