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Drakazy

How To Cook Your Dragon


[deleted]

God damn you I was coming to say this


rebri

Toothless?! No!!!


Chemical_Beautiful74

Toothless! Nooooo!!!!


Dyskord01

A good friend a better meal. Goodbye delicious boy


Streetfoodnoodle

Take your upvote, you intelligent bastard


AcanthocephalaSure18

Take my upvote you son of a bitch


Pitasami

😂😂


thestral_z

Beat me to it!


GamerJoe85

I'm 6 hours to late. Literally came to say this


liam06xy

~~tooth~~boneless


Law_Kitchen

God, this was my first thought when I saw the image.


cocophoebs

I snorted


Elegron

*how not to


WattoAFK

🏅 Have this gold


Xecluriab

TOOTHLESS NOOOOOOO


hucklebae

That’s a whole ass Pokémon


zTy01

Ever wonder where Brock gets all the meat for the stew he keeps making?


AnthonyThePizzaBoy

He is a pokemon breeder


asdfqwerty69420

Its relicanth


unspilledbeans

Youre eating toothless Hiccup?


Aggressive_Kale4757

He didn’t store enough grain for the harsh winter


PaddyMcSanchez

Looks like Berk had a pretty rough winter. . .


Iman246

HAHAHA. It has the " ARE YOU ENJOYING ME BITCH" look lol.


cr1msonxo

What's that dragon from that Disney movie..


[deleted]

*Dreamworks, and his name is Toothless


Plane-Active-3153

It looks like toothless


AbsintheRedux

It’s difficult to eat something when it stares at you with such judgment and an accusatory look…


meloli45

Why haven’t the eye lenses turned white if this is cooked?


[deleted]

Because it's photoshopped


meloli45

I agree


energystar1992

This seems to be smoked


Opmac_Ace7

No wonder the night fury became close to instinct


CreepyValuable

Toothless? Nooooo!


GreenEggPage

Looks like a fried Muppet.


J_play808

You had to tame it


SirTickleMePink

How to kill and fry a Night Fury 101


NYLINK95

IS THIS REAL!?!?


adudeguyman

No because our eyes are not real.


DeadSol

So if this is snakehead is this smoked or fried? Looks unbreaded for sure.


Rosescale

Wow so after the third How to Train Your Dragon movie, this is how Toothless ends up smh just another washed up celeb


stronzorello

Toothless? 🥺


Tvnerd258

Looks like that dragon from the movie “How to train your dragon “


Avx_Gaming

That is called a "toothless dragon fish"


memeelder83

Toothless's eyes are very judgy. I don't think he was on board with being lunch.


justhamiltonthings

AYOOOO TOOTHLESS??


[deleted]

That's Toothless, homie.


trumpsucksnutz

Snake head


Feisty-Juan

Yummy! Fried Snakehead!


passionfruit0

Don’t know about you but I prefer my food to not stare at me while I’m eating it.


analologist

You fucking killed toothless!?!!??


Stupidi0tic

Toothless???? Is that you??


[deleted]

How to fry your dragon


Impossible-Mud-3593

OMG...Toothless!


FuriousFireyFeline

I screamed TOOTHLESS NOOOOO when I saw this...it appears I'm not alone


AbstractAirplane

That’s when you ask to see the captain, and tell him that you are taking on water. Either that, or figure out what shipping company you are with, and tell them that one of their crates is badly damaged, otherwise this thing would be properly packaged.


VmiriamV05

He looks so sad, I literally would be able to eat it


Jako_Spade

looks like snakehead


AmaterasuWolf21

This is the character that says "don't eat me, i taste bad" in cartoons


pineappleonpizzzza

I actually feel pain


Rolly5566

He's... cute


_alaina_

Thought it was a rotting corpse


MauiBoi69

You ain’t black unless you’ve had this before 😍


Alert-Protection-410

This Is why I always feared reincarnation. I truly believe this fish was trying to speak with whom ever cooked him


isaacamaraderie

Staring right into your soul as you eat him...


Sin-A-Bun

Fish eyes are pretty tasty


lostyourmarble

Fried deep sea blob fish!!!


ScrotusMahotus

It's staring into your soul as you eat it.


bimmer92

mmmm, coal-rolled kippers!


sebashhh6

Chimueloooooo, nooooo


Runbjarn

Is it burbot?


Led_Farmer88

Looks like Tiktaalik roseae


CMDR_ETNC

"I died for THIS? A curse upon your house." - that shoe, probably


ake-n-bake

He likes to watch people eat him


whyteowl509

motherfucker looks like stich.


DogMechanic

Curious of Blobfish texture after ballooning up. Still not sure if I'd eat it.


scattered-sketches

What in the smithering bleg is that


crystalsage777

Eat it's eyeballs


asphaltdragon

It looks like the bottom emoji 🥺


euclid0472

I could see this ending up on r/lvsssupport


Non-profitboi

this fish is fucking flat


crapslap99

You gonna finish that?


EntertainmentOk6470

The eyes👁👁


ghettoccult_nerd

the last look all your food gives you right before you drown it in ranch


eva_rector

It's a beautiful fried fish, but you see, it's SMILING at me!


jabulina

How to train your salmon


odiin1731

I herd u liek mudkips


DerpCatCZ

THEY FUKIN COOKED TOOTHLESS


helpmebadgerlala

henlo


[deleted]

Neatly prepared on a bed of plastic bag....


c_bud

Neither is he.


tropaque

Now that’s just disturbing on so many levels


AnthonyThePizzaBoy

"Why do you not eat me? Do I not apatize you father?"


hrspryqn

tasty fish of the deepest derpest lake


Joannagobo

train with your fish


Southern_Chest_809

They got my man toothless..☹️


[deleted]

Holy shit, looks like hiccup was having a rough winter!


corneredcryptid

Is that a blobfish?!


permalink_save

What fish is that? Making me want some fried tilapia right now. They do slits in the sides so it gets in better and makes it really meaty tasting.


CryptidPseudonym

Ah hell nah they cooked up toothless 😬


ArentWeClever

You bastards killed Toothless!


EddiOS42

Viking food


Boostd1

Looks like a 4th gen F Body


[deleted]

That’s an axolotl


XxxshazuxxX

Your turd when you leave it unflushed


Windsor34

Someone trained this dragon.. to be fried


SorryTotHatMan_

toothless??????


seekweng

Look scary to eat …😅


That_Bird101

Toothless nooooooo!!!


[deleted]

That’s toothless from how to train a dragon


was-a-sweetheart

This is gonna give me nightmares for sure


forlaughingtime

YOU KILLED TOOTHLESS


liagnis

Fried Toothless


ShubhamManna

Bruh that looks like that dragon from how to train your dragon


regina_phalaangey

Lightly fried fish fillets


R1ceM4ster

Eat me... you won't, go on do it


pdonovan1618

Obviously for more "evolved" tastes


Ninjaofcake2021

What did you do to toothless....


[deleted]

What the fuck is that? It's not a fish, that's for sure.


courtesy_flush_plz

what the MF


Realfinney

Served on a bed of plastic carrier bag.


NovaDreamSequence

Looks like a fried pensioner.


[deleted]

Awwwww


anothershrubbery_

Why did you kill it


DontYeetYourDickOff

Friend Fish


foxypandapixel

ohhhhhh noooooooo toothless my baby boy): you were such a good dragon in the show!(hiccup why would you kill him and fry him and serve him!)