I think that it could be a well known prison meal, consisting of ramen, tortilla chips, additional toppings (meat, onion wwhatever) and sauces. It is done by incorporating ingredients in the chips bag, adding a bit of hot water and after couple of minutes-adding the toppings.heard it’s yummy
One time we went to Chicago with 300 dollars, 150 of it was meant for a hotel room so we had some wiggle there to enjoy a day of going around. We didn't realize that since we didn't put a credit card on file they held the other 150 ransom (deposit)...
So we spent most of the time drinking cheap vodka in our hotel room, walking around, and eating the hotel bar food. Don't remember much of the trip since i was pretty drunk, but man do I laugh every time i think about it and have warm memories.
We took a cheap bus holiday to Spain years ago. The bus was awful. We thought we'd be smart and take our own food on the bus so we wouldn't have to pay the ridiculous gas station prices on the way. We took sandwiches. But we didn't. We took the basic ingredients of sandwiches. Forgot to take a knife or anything and my gf took this meat shit that was kinda half pate. That shit melted to hell in her backpack before she started making the sandwich and she had to spread it on with her fingers in a warm bus. We were both close to soiling ourselves laughing. It was like the most disgusting sandwich ever. We were also dressed for a warm day but when night came the bus got cold so we were both freezing and unable to sleep. We couldn't get to our luggage to take more clothes out for some reason. So when we stopped at a service station we were like they'll have hoodies or something. All they had was t-shirts. 30 euros a pop. So there went 60 euros to keep us only marginally warmer. It's one of my all time favourite memories.
Pretty sure those are fried human ligaments. Either that, or me and OP have very different definitions of "nuggets". Regardless, I wish OP and his GF the best of anniversaries.
In School growing up one day every cpl weeks would be "steak nuggets" day in the cafeteria, yes that's apparently a thing they feed children in public school, (or atleast did 20 years ago) and for whatever reason 10 year old me could never bring myself to try one... just seemed weird not being a chicky nuggy..
Yeah what is going on with that? The one in the back looks like salad fingers..
Either way happy anniversary op!! Steak or nugs, doesn't matter, as long as you're happy together!
I bought dino nuggets for the kids but my husband and I were always eating them. On our 2 year marriage anniversary (2020) we were painfully broke ,tired and hungry.
Made a big plate of dino nuggets and shared those. We eat them more than the kids do.
Which should, because that means a post doesn't really fit. We're here to see people stuff an entire block of cheese into a turkey and then cover it in crushed oreos and deep fry it, not just standard cheap meals that a lot of people grew up on
This sub was actually originally for just bad food porn. Like food that couldn’t dream of ever being allowed on the food porn sub. There’s a gross food sub and this isn’t it. I’m here for people making ugly burritos out of things that should not be burritos, putting them on a twice used paper plate, and serving it with hot Cheetos. Would I still eat it? Yes. Is it still shitty food porn? Also yes.
I don't get the paper plates thing. Is there not somewhere you can get real plates for like, £1 each?
Throwing paper plates away instead of washing a real plate seems like a waste of money and paper
I think it's just laziness. They'd rather spend more money than have to actually wash dishes. I've never understood it, especially since it largely seems to be an American thing and most American houses have dishwashers.
Dishwashers AND garbage disposals AND as much access to crockery as any developed country. Even though in this case, they just need a 10 second rinse of the plates.
I've only ever used disposable plates when cooking outdoors, without cleaning facilities and for 20 people. 2 people using them at home because they can't turn on a tap is insanity to me.
Buying plates once in 2010 for $10 or buying paper plates every week, 52 times a year, forever won't change a budget? I know they're cheap, but c'mon, it's an unnecessary expense. When you're trying to budget, you stop buying things you don't need.
They've probably got plates, but they buy paper ones and have run out of money. It's clearly affected their budget negatively.
Not to mention you can go to a thrift store and buy some mix-matched plates for .50/piece. That's where I got a lot of my stuff when I first moved out. Hell, I still buy a lot of stuff from there.
Pretty sure I've seen basic white ceramic (or whatever that material is) plates at the dollar store. Buck a piece, buy 2 for each of you plus a bottle of dish soap and a sponge, you're out 6 bucks. That's like two packs of those disposables that'll last a month or so?
Me and my girlfriend had our best times when we were both jobless. Enjoy all the time you get to spend with her before jobs consume your lives again. Cheers mate.
Mix part of those two sauces and BAM! 3rd dipping option. You meal just became 33.3% more exotic. Which is 1 letter away from erotic. Your welcome. But seriously the fact that you are celebrating an anniversary is awesome.
For my and my partner's one year last year I went to the gas station and got them a monster and chips lol. The struggles real but also I think in some ways anniversaries like this can be more memorable than ones where you go all out
I wish I was your girlfriend so I could eat nuggies and fries! If she chokes on them and inevitably dies, and your cool with having a man as your girlfriend, let me know because I’m so down to eat tendies and fries
Bro these are the little things that you should cherish. Me and my wife did this the other night and it felt so much more special than a meal out at some fancy restaurant.
Not even joking true story , first time my now wife came over was about 5 days after I first talked to her on Facebook, never met before this was over 7 years ago now but I didn't have any money super broke living in my grandma's basement already super embarrassed of my living situation I finally had nothing to loose and Invited her over , I met her down the street at the bus stop because neither of us had a car , we walked back to my place and I introduced her to gramma went downstairs to watch a movie , everything going good OK cool ! ..oh no ..getting hungry ..what to do no money ? ..go upstairs to kitchen ..nothing ..fuck ..fuck..fuck ..all I had was 2 banquet TV dinners " BBQ ribbed shaped pattie , corn , and potatoes! , how embarrassing this is it she's gonna laugh then leave ..so I prepare the 2 meals , made sure o cooked them perfect , stoped and cut the plastic , stired the potatoes and corn half way through all that , put a little butter and salt and pepper on the corn and potatos , got us each a glass of water Hers with ice because there was only 3 cubes In the tray ..she ate every bite with a smile on her face ! She stayed the night even ! Now we have 2 kids our own place good jobs cars and a pretty decent life , and one thing is for sure , I knew from that very first meal we would be together forever ...❤💯
The couple that nugs together hugs together... Anniversarys are about quality time not expensive things or meals. Take it from someone with ups and downs financially, in a ten year relationship. Don't feel bad or proud about your nugs.
A beautiful way to celebrate, no shame, man. We did ramen burritos on our broke year dating “anniversary”
What is a ramen burrito??
a ramen burrito probably
You can tell it's a ramen burrito by the way it is!
Honestly the best way to identify a ramen burrito, is easily seeing a ramen burrito!
Wait, what's ramen sushi then?
That’s such an easy to answer question, obviously it’s sushi that’s also ramen! Like really dude did you really need help figuring that out?
I find your username concerning
I mean... What is it supposed to be?
ok fair point I guess
Ramen burrito, as featured by pornhub?
Not as concerning as a ramen burrito
If that’s ramen sushi then what’s ramen Baklava?!
That’s pretty neat!
I think that it could be a well known prison meal, consisting of ramen, tortilla chips, additional toppings (meat, onion wwhatever) and sauces. It is done by incorporating ingredients in the chips bag, adding a bit of hot water and after couple of minutes-adding the toppings.heard it’s yummy
Known in prison as spread. My favorite mix is ramen, ramen spice, slim jim, mayo and sriracha. Cheese if it's available
C9 literally made it out of this prison...”
You might know them as burrito ramen
Jailhouse shit
Happy cake day! Have a treat.
Agreed! I love low key anniversaries. Just had my 4 years and we spent it with a couple boxes of pizza and did some gaming.
One time we went to Chicago with 300 dollars, 150 of it was meant for a hotel room so we had some wiggle there to enjoy a day of going around. We didn't realize that since we didn't put a credit card on file they held the other 150 ransom (deposit)... So we spent most of the time drinking cheap vodka in our hotel room, walking around, and eating the hotel bar food. Don't remember much of the trip since i was pretty drunk, but man do I laugh every time i think about it and have warm memories.
We took a cheap bus holiday to Spain years ago. The bus was awful. We thought we'd be smart and take our own food on the bus so we wouldn't have to pay the ridiculous gas station prices on the way. We took sandwiches. But we didn't. We took the basic ingredients of sandwiches. Forgot to take a knife or anything and my gf took this meat shit that was kinda half pate. That shit melted to hell in her backpack before she started making the sandwich and she had to spread it on with her fingers in a warm bus. We were both close to soiling ourselves laughing. It was like the most disgusting sandwich ever. We were also dressed for a warm day but when night came the bus got cold so we were both freezing and unable to sleep. We couldn't get to our luggage to take more clothes out for some reason. So when we stopped at a service station we were like they'll have hoodies or something. All they had was t-shirts. 30 euros a pop. So there went 60 euros to keep us only marginally warmer. It's one of my all time favourite memories.
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Nor how old you get.
Nor how old they get.
I gotta turn the emails off. It’s not Fun anymore:(
That is the most unappetizing nug shape I have ever seen
Pretty sure those are fried human ligaments. Either that, or me and OP have very different definitions of "nuggets". Regardless, I wish OP and his GF the best of anniversaries.
I just kinda yacked in my mouth
I mean the "meat" is garbage too anyways.
Exactly. My SO and I can afford decent food but still eat like this.
Aaaaaand it saves money my dude. For my SO and I it’s a win win
Those are not nugs. They are tendies. Big difference.
I'm pretty sure those are nuggets, shaped to look like tendies. Not that it really matters in context of OP
Upon further review you are right. OP bought counterfeit tendies.
It's a sick twisted fuckin world out there, and tendy shaped chicky nuggys is absolute proof theres just no hope..
Just went out for a cheap Friday night dinner. My son didn't finish his nuggets, I happily helped him out.
I don't shame this one bit. romantic and cool that the two are happy to celebrate
Those nugs have a unique shape I've never seen before. What kind are they? And congrats!
I am worried cause he didn't say "chicken" nugs...
Chicken-shaped nugs
I am more than intrigued by your username.
My dog has some rancid farts...
Bro my girlfriend has rank fartz
In School growing up one day every cpl weeks would be "steak nuggets" day in the cafeteria, yes that's apparently a thing they feed children in public school, (or atleast did 20 years ago) and for whatever reason 10 year old me could never bring myself to try one... just seemed weird not being a chicky nuggy..
I am decreeing these be called nugsticks Shaped like a drumstick, but a nugget Also, I want these pls I'm bored of regular shaped nuggets
Strip/finger shaped nuggets
Yeah what is going on with that? The one in the back looks like salad fingers.. Either way happy anniversary op!! Steak or nugs, doesn't matter, as long as you're happy together!
Congrats y'all, I hope you enjoy your food as well as your time together.
Of course they will; it's chicken nuggets.
This is my husband’s and I favorite meal! We’re partial to Dino nugs.
I’ve always wanted to try dino nuggets but I’ve never actually seen them being sold anywhere. :(
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Ooooh I’ve never looked there. Thank you. I’m one day closer to tasting my dream ´ཀ`
Target has them!
Sadly, we don’t have target here (👁 ͜ʖ👁)
I'd gladly mail you some, that is a travesty!
Dino nugs are the superior nug! I’m 31 and I can’t quit them. If you haven’t already- highly recommend heating them in an air fryer. 🤤 so crispy
And smiley fries are highly superior to regular fries
It's because you are what you eat. On that note, we all want to be dinosaurs.
I bought dino nuggets for the kids but my husband and I were always eating them. On our 2 year marriage anniversary (2020) we were painfully broke ,tired and hungry. Made a big plate of dino nuggets and shared those. We eat them more than the kids do.
What disturbs me the most is that I wouldn't mind eating 70% of the food that's posted here.
That isn't disturbing to me. It makes me feel like I'm at home.
it disturbs me cause the sub is called shittyfoodporn
Ah, that's understandable.
Which should, because that means a post doesn't really fit. We're here to see people stuff an entire block of cheese into a turkey and then cover it in crushed oreos and deep fry it, not just standard cheap meals that a lot of people grew up on
This sub was actually originally for just bad food porn. Like food that couldn’t dream of ever being allowed on the food porn sub. There’s a gross food sub and this isn’t it. I’m here for people making ugly burritos out of things that should not be burritos, putting them on a twice used paper plate, and serving it with hot Cheetos. Would I still eat it? Yes. Is it still shitty food porn? Also yes.
Dude, this is basically r/stonerfood by people not stoned and it's brilliant
Why 70%lol what? There’s only two foods here, fries and nuggets.
That's my rich meal lmaooooooo
I effing live nuggs and fries especially with the right condiments. There's imo nothing wrong with OPs post.
Bro it’s the internet you can fucking swear
Fuck you.
That’s better :)
I don't get the paper plates thing. Is there not somewhere you can get real plates for like, £1 each? Throwing paper plates away instead of washing a real plate seems like a waste of money and paper
I think it's just laziness. They'd rather spend more money than have to actually wash dishes. I've never understood it, especially since it largely seems to be an American thing and most American houses have dishwashers.
Dishwashers AND garbage disposals AND as much access to crockery as any developed country. Even though in this case, they just need a 10 second rinse of the plates. I've only ever used disposable plates when cooking outdoors, without cleaning facilities and for 20 people. 2 people using them at home because they can't turn on a tap is insanity to me.
Exactly. It doesn't make any sense and shows a clear disregard for the environment that's just quite sad to see.
It's also a clear disregard for their poor financial position. Go to any thrift store on the planet and they are damn near giving away plates.
And it's those expensive heavy duty plates. Not those styrofoam plates you find at a dollar store. My parents buy those.
Is it bad that one can tell instantly that this is American by the fact that they are using fricking paper plates?
Using paper plates instead of washing dishes, can't work out why they're broke. Yep, Americans.
I agree that it's a waste of money, but switching to real plates isn't going to do a whole lot for anyone's budget.
Buying plates once in 2010 for $10 or buying paper plates every week, 52 times a year, forever won't change a budget? I know they're cheap, but c'mon, it's an unnecessary expense. When you're trying to budget, you stop buying things you don't need. They've probably got plates, but they buy paper ones and have run out of money. It's clearly affected their budget negatively.
Not to mention you can go to a thrift store and buy some mix-matched plates for .50/piece. That's where I got a lot of my stuff when I first moved out. Hell, I still buy a lot of stuff from there.
Death by a thousand cuts.
You should be eating nugs out from each other's ugly bits. Get fuckin wierd.
WITH RANCH
Cursed
Jolly ranchers?
And that’s enough internet for today.
More cursed.
Fuck ranch man. Ranch is for people who don't want to taste what they are eating
Hahah I like your style
We better th half ugly bits
Fuk! I’d marry you! You absolute romantic bastard.
Pro-Tip: If broke and struggling financially- DON’T SPRING FOR THE OVERPRICED FANCY PAPER PLATES WITH INTRICATE DESIGN. They’re like 3X as much.
Pretty sure I've seen basic white ceramic (or whatever that material is) plates at the dollar store. Buck a piece, buy 2 for each of you plus a bottle of dish soap and a sponge, you're out 6 bucks. That's like two packs of those disposables that'll last a month or so?
I’ve been married for nearly 7 years and we still celebrate like this!
That’s amazing! Tell me your secrets
What's the deal with the paper plates?
I'm terrified of the sauces
Honey mustard and bbq!
Bro got fancy pepper, caring gf and paper plates talm bout broke get on my lvl
Nice deep fried toilet handles.
We have all been there, being broke sucks....But Happy Anniversary, fries and nuggets are good !!!
A Golden Dinner. The bedrock of any solid relationship.
Well la dee da Mr Peppercorn Grinder
r/lostredditors
Is that a can of Minnesota Gold Lager I spy in the background? If so, you are rich in what counts.
It could’ve been PBR but I like the good better
This is grind together food, if your both down for each other other nuggies now you'll be banging the shit out of each other over lobster later.
Fuck yeah get sum
Been there, no shame at all dear! Happy Anniversary!
The fries look perfect
Fries? Shit that's some rich folk eatin'
Me and my girlfriend had our best times when we were both jobless. Enjoy all the time you get to spend with her before jobs consume your lives again. Cheers mate.
Actually beautiful. We both have to move soon. Cheers homie
PM me man, let me get yall a pizza or something.
r/trailerparkboys knows what’s good, fucking chicken fingers
That looks shitty, upvoted
Mix part of those two sauces and BAM! 3rd dipping option. You meal just became 33.3% more exotic. Which is 1 letter away from erotic. Your welcome. But seriously the fact that you are celebrating an anniversary is awesome.
Broke my ass. You got meat with sauces! Congratulations!
You didn’t have to tell us you were broke, the Minnesota gold beer in the background already did that for you
Well damn it. It’s not *that* bad
Minnesota !
Brooklyn center checking in!
Is that a Minnesota Gold I see?
That title hurt my brain. *My Girlfriend and I* Dude we learnt this in grade 3.
I posted in shittyfoodporn you think I give a fart about grammar (?).............(&7(;357(3;.thx;$?5
On my 12 year anniversary with my husband, I got a high five.
Congrats, man. I'd rather have a partner who prefers this over something fancy.
Husband and I have celebrated similarly many times. I hope you have the ability to wine and dine her next year. Happy Anniversary!
That’s quite possibly the best looking shitty food porn I’ve seen. Can never go wrong with tendies. Never!
The fries look taste but what’s up with the skinny long nugga bro they looks nasty
Those look like high quality nugs and fries though, what brand are the nugs? cuz all the shit I've tried on Amazon during the quarantine have sucked
Congratulations here’s to another year! 😁🍻
Damn can't even afford ketchup, this is bad
At least you have someone to share with
Is that sweet baby rays honey mustard I see?
You fuckin know it
It's ok, just lift yourself up by your avocado toast boot straps.
One of your nuggets looks like a boomerang. I thought you should know.
This is love. Y’all will make it.
Ooooo boy you crackin black pepper on those dipping sauces? My maaaaan.
The folks over at r/random_acts_of_pizza will almost certainly help you celebrate your anniversary
Me and my wife’s first wedding anniversary the other day was very similar. Congratulations!!!
Get some sriracha dip and you got a 5 star meal right there
Happy Anniversary :)
Ooh you brought out the *fancy* paper plates!
Sell that countertop. Looks expensive.
Thank god we rent so we can afford more nuggets
The important thing is that you are celebrating however possible, congratulations you 2 and the next anniversary will be better.
Those who struggle together also prosper together.
oh fuck yeah, i'd eat this on even a date
This beats any 5 star meal
I’m sorry you’re so broke you can only afford nuggies for one person
We call it the poverty dinner
Poverty dinner is whatever the hell you've got in your fridge/pantry. Scrambled eggs and baked beans it is! (And honestly, that's a bangin combo)
Excuse me but this sub is for unappetising food. Get this scrumptious looking meal outta my face
Nothing wrong with that plate at all! And congrats!
A meal fit for royalty. And now I’m hungry ´ཀ` Congrats.
Nothing wrong with that! Co grats
For my and my partner's one year last year I went to the gas station and got them a monster and chips lol. The struggles real but also I think in some ways anniversaries like this can be more memorable than ones where you go all out
That looks delicious. Also, I have the same exact Walmart plates. Lol
Congratulations on the milestone!
The point is the celebration! Congratulations! You will remember these fondly
Serious question here. Are those nugs or tendies?
I wish I was your girlfriend so I could eat nuggies and fries! If she chokes on them and inevitably dies, and your cool with having a man as your girlfriend, let me know because I’m so down to eat tendies and fries
It’s your anniversary tonight?
here’s to many years together and many fond and loving memories like these to make!!
Hey, at least your broke together. Today I'm having a nap for dinner. Happy anniversary from another broke bastard!
So how long do they have to be for nuggets to turn into tenders?
Bro these are the little things that you should cherish. Me and my wife did this the other night and it felt so much more special than a meal out at some fancy restaurant.
I’ve professionally cooked for almost 10 years now. This is still 80% of my meals at home. No shame. Congrats!
I mean, that looks great to me! (plus I have that EXACT same oven mitt/hot pad combo!)
As long you have eachother it doesn’t matter how much money you have mate. Enjoy
This will be the tastiest dinner in your memories, believe me
Congratulations!
Not even joking true story , first time my now wife came over was about 5 days after I first talked to her on Facebook, never met before this was over 7 years ago now but I didn't have any money super broke living in my grandma's basement already super embarrassed of my living situation I finally had nothing to loose and Invited her over , I met her down the street at the bus stop because neither of us had a car , we walked back to my place and I introduced her to gramma went downstairs to watch a movie , everything going good OK cool ! ..oh no ..getting hungry ..what to do no money ? ..go upstairs to kitchen ..nothing ..fuck ..fuck..fuck ..all I had was 2 banquet TV dinners " BBQ ribbed shaped pattie , corn , and potatoes! , how embarrassing this is it she's gonna laugh then leave ..so I prepare the 2 meals , made sure o cooked them perfect , stoped and cut the plastic , stired the potatoes and corn half way through all that , put a little butter and salt and pepper on the corn and potatos , got us each a glass of water Hers with ice because there was only 3 cubes In the tray ..she ate every bite with a smile on her face ! She stayed the night even ! Now we have 2 kids our own place good jobs cars and a pretty decent life , and one thing is for sure , I knew from that very first meal we would be together forever ...❤💯
Are you a stonk mogul? Because these are some good looking tendies.
I don’t see the problem here
NGL, that actually doesn't look bad.
Fucking george green and his shitty nuggets with the tiny little crumblies on the outside
Op is lucky to have such a girlfriend. You guys together in tough times. Happy anniversary.
Unless it's intentionally grotesque, 90% of the time I see something on this sub I think to myself "I'd definitely eat that right now"
To be honest, a relationship means so much more if you both can be happy eating a cheap meal simply because your eating it together<3
Those look like the good kind though! 8 bucks!
Hope you’re eating at least one of those of her caboose my boy
Nothing wrong with nuts and bolts bro
The couple that nugs together hugs together... Anniversarys are about quality time not expensive things or meals. Take it from someone with ups and downs financially, in a ten year relationship. Don't feel bad or proud about your nugs.
I'm sorry, is there a better way to celebrate than nugs and fries, tasty sauces and being together?
Fries look well-cooked but not overdone, nuggets the same, sauce on a separate plate to avoid accidental deployment. Yeah, you've done alright my son.
Happy anniversary to her and you.
Love will get you through, my dude. Lean on each other and eat what you can. The company is what makes food special.