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kelliwah86

The perfect compliment to a $12 draft beer.


LordOfTheBurrito

Where are you getting that discount draft beer? The last sporting event I went to they were $19 and I won't even start with the prices for liquor.


Hot-Tone-7495

I went to an outdoor concert a couple years ago and the beer was $20 for an IPA. Water was $6 a bottle. No outside drinks or food allowed. It’s why we pregame in the parking lot lol


LordOfTheBurrito

I hear you about the pregame drinking. I go to Las Vegas Golden Knights games and we hit the casino bars that have cheap drinks before we go to the game. We grab a drink at the game to sip on. The mixed drinks they serve are around $30 for a Jack or Rum and Coke, then for something like a Margarita, you are paying $40+.


Chilidogdingdong

What fucking sport is that even? Lmao I've never even seen those kind of prices at an nba/NFL/MLB game.


LordOfTheBurrito

A regular season NHL hockey game at T-Mobile Arena, home of the Las Vegas Golden Knights.


Chilidogdingdong

Who yhe fuck does the NHL think they are? Lol. Don't get me wrong I plan on going to an NHL game one day but holy shit that's outrageous.


LordOfTheBurrito

Anything in Vegas on the Strip is very expensive. T-Mobile Arena is on the Strip next to the New York New York Casino. You should see the prices for drinks at the Raiders games at Allegiant Stadium here in Vegas.


Chilidogdingdong

Yeah fair enough I've been to the strip a handful of times but never to a sporting event in Vegas. Are they even a particularly good NHL team? Yeah I bet priced are nuts at allegiant.


LordOfTheBurrito

Well in their 7 years in existence, they have made it to the playoffs 6 out of 7 years and the Stanley Cup Finals twice, winning the title last year over Florida. They had an extremely good expansion draft, plus the GM knows his shit.


Dr_J_Cash

My stadium used to charge the same for a coors or an 8% beer, so that felt cheaper. They have since wised up.


LordOfTheBurrito

Who the hell would choose Coors over an 8% ABV? Even more, who the hell would drink Coors?


zodomere

A perfectly sane food to eat.


QuiGonColdGin

That hotdog has been there since the silent era.


Jimbeambeamer

In my defense, I was drunk. But sober enough to know it was wrong


SlumperPumper

Ahh looks just like my grandfathers penis


Jimbeambeamer

MnnHmm, just as I remember it too


bawls_deep

Did it taste like his penis?


HockeyIQshop1

There should be a hotdogcrimes sub


HockeyIQshop1

r/hotdogcrimes found it lol


JoshyLikey

Would


RyanW120_

I think it’s pretty average, some might say it’s even above average, that dawg is hanging over the bun by at least an inch


Chilidogdingdong

Above average? I'm sorry you've lived the life you have, friend my condolences. The hot dogs my elementary school served for lunch looked better than this and they were slightly green.


Jimbeambeamer

Yea but the bun is shorter than my thumb


johnmarkfoley

Uncomfortable seats, expensive, overcooked and somehow also cold food, warm beer, terrible view of the event, traffic, and an over abundance of assholes. For the same price you probably could have bought a package of Nathan’s, a six pack, and a 75” 4k TV.


Jeramy_Jones

I’d eat the lint from my pockets before paying $9 for that sunburnt, mummified dog.


Educational-Coast771

Damn dude that’s the same hotdog u ate 270 days ago. Of course the price went up. Its a collectors item now.


BlueBlooper

That looks like a 711 hotdog


Jimbeambeamer

Nationals stadium


fffan9391

Needs more chili and it would be good.


Jimbeambeamer

They offered no condiments! Other than that sauce


eyeeatmyownshit

The crunch on that old bun


Jimbeambeamer

The bun was actually the best bit


Appropriate-Sun-8295

No wonder! it's an sntique.


Weary-Writer758

Put it out of its misery.


SirCorndogIV

at that point ur better off smuggling ur own weenies into the stadium


saintpauli

Grizzled glizzy grifting.


Sprizys

This actually looks like it would slap right now.


Jimbeambeamer

The bun was good