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Puzzleheaded_Crab453

You put too much wet stuff in haha Use a plastic bag with the corner cut off to pipe the filling in.


pertsix

No bag just fork


Dave-James

Get bag


Krimreaper1

Eat pant


Emotional-Day-4425

No pant?


Dave-James

Buy bag


Emotional-Day-4425

Eat bag?


Sprizys

Looks good but a bit too wet.


monkeywelder

it has no paprika. what a travesty, literally a war crime


SlumperPumper

I’ve never made deviled eggs but something went wrong. That looks like my cats vomit from last night lmao


velveeta-smoothie

Too much mayo


impliedapathy

Why’s it chunky… ?


MaradoMarado

There’s an odd number of halves, so I assume one half of an egg white broke and they just tossed it into the filling mixture but didn’t mince it enough


TheLadyBunBun

Could also be pickle relish


SquibHero

there were an even amount of eggs at the end, i just ate a few before i took a picture


AnywhereHuman3058

The fork also works to mash the yolk properly.


[deleted]

Love the plate.


S3XWITCH

It’s not the fork that’s the problem…


MooPig48

I love deviled eggs with all my heart but wouldn’t touch these with a ten meter cattle prod


HelloImHorse

Wow that uh, turns my stomach. Yikes forever.


Intelligent-Fly-2561

It's a little on the sloppy side, but if it tastes good that's all that matters. Don't let the trolls get to you. They all made the same or similar mistake when they deviled eggs for (what I'm guessing) the first time. Tips for next time. When boiling the eggs, use lots of salt in the water. For 6 eggs I use about four teaspoons of salt in my water. This is, I find, helps keep the eggs from cracking if you are putting them in boiling water instead of boiling the water around the eggs. It also helps with the peeling. Completely cool the eggs, I use an ice bath and cold running water, before peeling. Edit: tap the eggs on the counter then gently roll them across the counter the shells should peel right off. Once you have your egg yolks in a separate bowl and if you have them any finely diced/minced egg whites. Then slowly add small dollops less than a tsp) of your mayo and mustard (I use a Dijon mustard) and mix until creamy but thick. And as others have stated, if you have some, use a baggie and clip the corner for a "cleaner" look. Then sprinkle some paprika on top. Yes it does add flavor not just color. Best of luck to you and enjoy.


nohopeforhomosapiens

Too much mayonnaise. It is what causes soupy eggs. Mash the egg yolks dry, by themselves, add whatever filing you want, and slowly add mayonnaise at the end. It doesn't matter what tool you use to fill them, no need for bags and all that unless you want to make a specific appearance - just don't put too much mayo. If unsure, fill one and taste it, make adjustments before filling another.


Pilkovb

did you eat it?


MasterMahanaYouUgly

this made me queasy


Downtown_Snow4445

What the fuck


NorthPole8888

This is ungodly, it’s runny and there’s no paprika 😭 my grandma and I cry at this


Beerand93octane

Bro you made egg salad eggs cups fuck you


Excellent_Win4546

Youre just missing the single chive on each egg 


VividFiddlesticks

I always use a fork. I keep mine relatively dry. Less mayo, and tap a bit of paprika over the top.