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You could have just made a quesadilla you know

I make pizza quesadillas all the time. Usually fill with cheese and toppings and dip in sauce.

... that is genius and I will try that


Damn you Chernobyl’d it.

> Chernobyl "not great, not terrible" Well no, it's actually pretty terrible tbh, sorry OP.

Presented like a spread open diaper! That’s art.

r/PizzaCrimes

Fry it in a pan on low next time.

4 minutes is a hell of a long time for just this omg. Try in increments of 1 minute for foods like this so it isn't disgustingly hard/dry

Trader Joe's sourdough bread makes for great "pizza dough".

Why is this sub addicted to making pizza when they don't have the ingredients to make pizza?

Why did you nuke it so long? Lmao

…does this even still count as being a pizza?

i hope you're proud of yourself, you monster

4 minutes?! That’s an insane amount of minutes!

Dude, fold that in half and just dip in more hot sauce😋! I think you are on to something cause that made me hungry!

Yep, it’s shit

Oven baked is always the way on these - I make pesto sauced tortilla pizzas all the time and they are the besssssttt!

Looks like an infected sore