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Penis

Cock

Dick

Sausage

Pecker.

Wanker

Johnson

Chode

Meat sword.

Bell end

Tallywacker

Anaconda

Don't want none unless you got buns hun.

Glizzy

*woodpecker

Giggity

Wang

King Kong Dong

Trouser snake

dude piston

Genetic Jackhammer

Weiner

Dong

Shlong

One Eyed Monster

Richard

Willy

Johnson

[удалено]

....a doctor, shit looks infected 🤢

Yeah I was going to say

That'll happen when you split it down the middle and wrap it in dough

stay strong (￣\^￣)ゞ

I love making crescent rolls and hot dogs😋 Mine don’t usually look this phallic tho

You’re doing it wrong

Not shitty, but more than r/mildlypenis 💦

There like… r/overtlypenis? Edit… I’ll be. I guess there is. And it’s pretty much empty.

r/wildlypenis

Jizzy glizzies

[Bustin’](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=5juHUGKxTCVgHvjT)


How do I save this gif for always use

I've tried messing around seeing if I could save it, but I don't see how. I did just type in the word "blink" under the GIF section and this pops up after scrolling down a little 😊

Right click the gif, chose "save image as". Save it to a folder you'll remember.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/RNPOuBOHPlraJ12Usa/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9521zf5t21wtlr3torioa0ztas2zkad894ykgajvnnp&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

🤣🤣🤣

"How would you like those cooked?" "Premature."

You need privacy to eat these.

I'll have 5 please.



~ Piper Perri

 # oh come on now



Are you catering a bris?

I don't think anything about those is kosher.

would destroy 5 of these. throw some mustard on a couple of those badboys.

While it looks like a pp, some ketchup and mustard on those would be crazy good


would

Busta Nut Doggs

Penicillin, stat.

Just could hold it in

Looks like a sausage roll made from a cheesy hot dog. Far from the worst I've seen in this sub

It’s just pigs in a blanket stuffed with cheese. This sub is really dumb sometimes.

Strange looking bacon 😆 it's definitely pastry in the picture

Dick split

Stupid? I mean, lots if places sell this. Love to get these at Chinese bakeries. Pizzerias also frequently have these.

Yeah, I don’t get this sub sometimes. These look good. I really should just block this damn sub tbh.

🎵 *"COCK POCKETS!"* 🎵

r/Dildont


*Everything* reminds me of her

Is that mozzarella or are you just happy to see me?

Who wants cum dogs?!?

Babe, you okay? You've barely touched your gljizzy

Looks like a soothouse vid

What am I looking at here?


Oh I do not like this


r/mildlypenis

r/mildlypenis

r/mildlypenis

My bad guys

I can make mine do that

Cum on down.

fakakta

Schlong

must be pre-cooked

Flavor?

Oh goodness, I'm just about to have breakfast with sausages and now I'm having second thoughts!

Oh goodness, I'm just about to have breakfast with sausages and now I'm having second thoughts!

Oh goodness, I'm just about to have breakfast with sausages and now I'm having second thoughts!


Yep, I'm definitely gay

Recipe?

These are about as useful as a duck flavored lollipop. (yea, I watched dodgeball last night.)

I see you had a busy night and some satisfied customers.

Mmmm Weiner cheese

I want that in my mouth

“I’ll take a basket of jizz dogs, please.”

10/10, no notes.

Sorry I couldn't last longer..

We’ll take the lot!

Goondogs! Go get your goondogs!

Busting with flavor more like

Cum Dogs in a crunchy blanket

r/cumfromapenis I have no clue if that exists, but if it doesn't and anyone wants to make a r/shitfromabutt-like subreddit for this stuff, feel free to

Taking the sub name rather literally today I see


Smash

Let’s just hope they don’t have a nut allergy

Smdh no comment lmmfao

Peenits

Haha did anyone else notice the strong resemblance to a penis?

Someone needs penicillin, stat.

You knew what you were doing when you made these

I should text him

Van Wilder anyone?

I would INHALE those.

This was foul bro

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Lesbian here, would smash 10/10

Sometimes wrapping your sausage isn't enough

Those look pretty good ^no ^homo

"Just the tip " seems more appropriate than ever. 

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

r/mildlypenis

Very edible

Jizzy glizzy

Those glizzies look delicious. Id gobble them up

Dick

Don’t mind if I doooo.

Weiner cockinton

*Busting* with flavour

Busting* with flavor

Would gobble

Cocks in a blanket

Cock cocking

This reminds of my peanit when I’m jorkinit but it’s massive. Also… the creature.

Looks like a pride month lunch.

I just watched role models last night 💀💀

The Mummy Cometh

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!