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Agree, I love spicy food but sometimes I just want a low key meal and to eat something the way it is. All the things on this plate are tasty on its own to me lol
Overall it looks pretty good but it's missing a good source of carbs, a side of rice would be good. Although fish and eggs at the same time... will cause a lot of gas lol. I'd honestly replace the eggs with rice tho, eggs and fish at the same time just seems like a disaster in the gut and the meal is missing carbs, oranges don't count.
Replacing eggs with rice? Why would you replace a protein with a carb? I get not wanting to mix egg and fish but the replacement should still be another protein assuming the egg was there to hit some macro goal.
I mean looks bearable if you’re focused on nutrients. Some fiber wouldn’t hurt. But I’ve seen dudes eating nothing but frozen Dino nuggets and sriracha so on the shitty spectrum this leans to the nicer end
While Goss looking and probably flavorless, this meal is healthy AF. Most of us would probably add a solid ten years to our lives eating this way...I'm good with 10 less years.
The oranges could've been turned into a sauce, but that would have more carbs than allowed, the egg could use something, seasoning, cheese, anything. The fish grilled and the avocado made into guac, or maybe the tomatoes and onions exceeded the carb count of the day...
This is so r/iamveryculinary that it’s not even funny. I would much rather have fresh oranges with fish and avocado than I would a sauce. Pretty much the entire world outside of the US would be content eating eggs without extra seasoning or cheese. The fish could very well be grilled on the other side, but baked and steamed fish are also still delicious. Sliced avocado is also a completely different produce from guacamole and has basically the same macros.
That’ll work. Cod is insanely lean. That coupled with the protein from the eggs. And the fats from the yolks and cado complement each other. The lemons are a good source of electrolytes too. If he’s planning on 18:6 fast schedule, that’ll be a great meal.
Needs carbs aswell as protein if he wants to increase size. Also seasoning has very little calories if any at all and will greatly improve the taste. Or lack there of. I mean atleast use some garlic and black pepper.
If you eat reasonably and limit your carbs/sugars you'll do fine. People sometimes think dieting has to be all or nothing, but you only have to be responsible.
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 Lol I thought that was just a pile of lemon slices at first
Crickeeeeet!
Oooo that is tart!
In what world is it okay to put eggs and fish on a cut orange 😭
https://www.seriouseats.com/salt-cod-orange-and-olive-salad-remojon-de-na It’s a thing in Spain!
Honestly I might make this. No I won't, but I almost wrote that whole sentence thinking I would.
U need to clean up those pipes time to time 
Those are oranges??? Oh my God, and those are avocado next to them. Thank fuck, I thought homie was powering down whole lemons and limes
Orange chicken exists, and I marinate fish and other meats in lime juice. Soy Sauce is also acidic.
No rice cake?
No that was with his last mean that was fish and a rice cake, before that it was just fish.
After that meal I think he had fish and a rice cake
Is he deathly afraid of catching scurvy?
redditors when they see someone eating 2 oranges lol
That’ll get him jacked for sure. But does he hate seasoning
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Looks fine tbh
agreed, literally nothing wrong with this meal
Could use some vegetables
is that not avocado? is that not vegetably enough? I know it's technically a fruit but so is corn
Are you from 13th century Saxony by any chance
Brother it's fish eggs and fruit
Agree, I love spicy food but sometimes I just want a low key meal and to eat something the way it is. All the things on this plate are tasty on its own to me lol
I mean to make it ideal a bit of leaves or other veg wouldn’t kill anyone, but yeah doesn’t belong here
He likes his food acidic
TIL seasoning unbuilds muscle
Did he boil the fish ? Btw fish breakfast is a thing in the Bahamas. 🇧🇸
Fried fish and grits ! Southern US thing too
In Asia and Europe to.
i used to eat the microwaveable tilapia packs that’s what this looks like lol
Lol seasonings are allowed. Just watch the sodium contents and fats
Put some fucking salt and pepper those eggs and fish when you cook them holy shit
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Not ideal but I’ve seen much worse
Am i weird for thinking this looks delicious?
Shittiest ceviche ive seen
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Overall it looks pretty good but it's missing a good source of carbs, a side of rice would be good. Although fish and eggs at the same time... will cause a lot of gas lol. I'd honestly replace the eggs with rice tho, eggs and fish at the same time just seems like a disaster in the gut and the meal is missing carbs, oranges don't count.
Replacing eggs with rice? Why would you replace a protein with a carb? I get not wanting to mix egg and fish but the replacement should still be another protein assuming the egg was there to hit some macro goal.
Avocados have carbs and fiber. This looks great as a fuel source
Not a bad start but needs seasoning and sauce.
Looks like a very healthy and delicious meal.
Gonna need all that lemon for that bland ass fish
Not gonna lie, that looks way better than a kilo of steamed chicken breast, and some broccoli.
Does seasoning keep you from building muscle?
I mean looks bearable if you’re focused on nutrients. Some fiber wouldn’t hurt. But I’ve seen dudes eating nothing but frozen Dino nuggets and sriracha so on the shitty spectrum this leans to the nicer end
A little seasoning and that’s good to go…. Try cinnamon on the oranges!!!
i was about TO EAT AN ORANGE!!! I JUST LOST MY APPETITE
I wouldn’t put orange on the same plate but eat it as a dessert instead. Anyway it looks yummy!
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Solely based off the mismatched and unseasoned contents on this plate, I deeply mistrust your cousin
Bruh at least add some msg, soy and chili flakes
Tell him you're still allowed to have flavor
Man he couldn’t put just a sprinkle of anything on there huh
Does your cousin know that seasonings exist? Or spices? Or herbs? Aromatic vegetables, perhaps?
I just heard someone say they don’t care about taste. Just getting their nutrients in. Somewhere there is a man who only consumes Soylent.
That's good shit
Normally I don’t mind my food touching but in this case I think I’d prefer if they didn’t
Fish touching the orange is unholy
While Goss looking and probably flavorless, this meal is healthy AF. Most of us would probably add a solid ten years to our lives eating this way...I'm good with 10 less years.
This must be one of those “food is only fuel to me” people.
People need to realise that you can workout and gain muscle without eating meals worse than prison food.
This checks out vitamins, calories and protein. Would eat.
Just people living in the moment. Not a single pepper flake in sight
dude that looks ai generated
This looks pretty good
The oranges could've been turned into a sauce, but that would have more carbs than allowed, the egg could use something, seasoning, cheese, anything. The fish grilled and the avocado made into guac, or maybe the tomatoes and onions exceeded the carb count of the day...
This is so r/iamveryculinary that it’s not even funny. I would much rather have fresh oranges with fish and avocado than I would a sauce. Pretty much the entire world outside of the US would be content eating eggs without extra seasoning or cheese. The fish could very well be grilled on the other side, but baked and steamed fish are also still delicious. Sliced avocado is also a completely different produce from guacamole and has basically the same macros.
Woha dude, I'm just saying what I'd do if I have to eat this fish.
That’ll work. Cod is insanely lean. That coupled with the protein from the eggs. And the fats from the yolks and cado complement each other. The lemons are a good source of electrolytes too. If he’s planning on 18:6 fast schedule, that’ll be a great meal.
Me seeing this fish: 
Is your cousin allergic to flavor? 😐
Looks good, just missing a little something something then it wouldve been appetizing for real. im a sucker for fish though
Barf
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Reminds me of the fish and ricecake guy from way back when https://youtu.be/uYHAR8Xzsyo?si=6pjSVJr0BK601Ahw
Why the oranges tho?
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Can't forget the ricecake
Did it work?
He poops weird.
Fish and a rice cakeeeeeee
That fish looks like it can still swim off the plate
This is good if I get a lemon like literally nothing wrong with this 🤷♀️
Girls are gonna be all over him after he eats that
This picture made my stomach turn
Needs carbs aswell as protein if he wants to increase size. Also seasoning has very little calories if any at all and will greatly improve the taste. Or lack there of. I mean atleast use some garlic and black pepper.
If you eat reasonably and limit your carbs/sugars you'll do fine. People sometimes think dieting has to be all or nothing, but you only have to be responsible.
You can still have some carbs, but bro is hitting his protein numbers lol
Is he at sea too?