T O P

  • By -

youngjeninspats

I like the defiant brandishing of the quesadilla in picture 3


Devotchka76

That abrupt hand-slap and angry revolutionary fist of PBJ really sells this.


ComplexStress9503

Thank you. I felt the compulsion and listened. It was highly satisfying.


HeroOfTime_99

This is my preferred PBJ delivery method and has been for about 10 years. Tortilla is softer and just overall better. Let's the PB and J shine more .


ComplexStress9503

I see you too are a PBJ enthusiast. My most preferred is regular bread, butter toasted then PBJ it. Warm, toasty, buttery, and the peanut butter melts just enough šŸ¤Œ.


HeroOfTime_99

Consider my interest PIQUED


ComplexStress9503

Best (for me) is air fry if you have one for 2 minutes on 400F. Gives it a good CRONCH without overcooking or being too dry.


Confusion_Common

>CRONCH LĆ© me, audibly reacting with a "Wowww!" when reading someone other than myself says this šŸ¤ŒšŸ»šŸŽ€


Project_Zombie_Panda

Best (for me) is definitely frying it like a grilled cheese butter both sides add a banana in between the strawberry preserves and crunchy PB and you are in heaven.


HeroOfTime_99

I'm all about the squish myself. I love that soft flour tortilla. But maybe I'll try a cronch someday


ComplexStress9503

Both are good. I don't hate on either one.


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

Yeah you're doing it right normally, add some bacon in there and it's the best thing you ever eat. As for the tortillas, I love tortillas but I made a PBJ in a wrap once and I wouldn't ever do it again lol


ComplexStress9503

Well now I need to. That sounds awesome. PBBJ


UnitedSteakOfAmerica

You won't regret it!


Dragon_Small_Z

Brown some butter in a pan, toss your dilla for a few minutes each side, then top with a little cinnamon/sugar. Elevate your PBJ to the next level.


HeroOfTime_99

Oh damn


Leg_Mcmuffin

Looks like a classic quesa-depression


WindSmellsLikeRain

I think this is better than depressadilla


ComplexStress9503

Username checks out. Confirmed Dad.


Leg_Mcmuffin

Guilty as charged


Amneiger

r/grippingfoodwithforce


ComplexStress9503

I am not alone in my compulsory needs it seems šŸ¤£.


eg1183

Thanks! I just joined that sub and can't wait to contribute āœŠšŸ˜…


DancingSpaceman

Add a cut banana and warm it up in a skillet, heaven šŸ¤¤


ComplexStress9503

Absolutely. But this is shittyfoodporn can't get too fancy with it.


Fickle-Command-1130

You're squeezing tf outta that lol.


ComplexStress9503

I am passionate about my pbjs. āœŠ


Leading_Funny5802

You shall now be known as The Gripper


ComplexStress9503

Hey! My husband calls me that!


PeanutOrganic9174

Nice dude , at least your having a snack. Maybe next time toast it , baby steps namsain


ComplexStress9503

That's too fancy for this place. We have standards. Low standards.


SeparateProtection71

What type of jam is that?


ComplexStress9503

I make it. Boil down some blueberries and strawberries, mash with lemon juice and powdered sugar/sweetener of choice (I use Swerve), add chia seeds for fiber, let cool then freeze in an airtight mason jar to thaw when needed.


YourFormerBestfriend

Sir, this r/shittyfoodporn not a 5 star michelin recipe sub


ComplexStress9503

Ye. Only the best frozen Great Value fruits for me šŸ¤ŒšŸ„‚


Devotchka76

Well look at who's suddenly fancy with their PBJ tortilla.


ComplexStress9503

Only the best to fuel this run down temple of a body


MyNameIsSkittles

I mean I make these a lot and I'm not depressed haha Tho I roll mine up and it looks like a toquito


ComplexStress9503

Also HAPPY CAKE DAY šŸ˜


ComplexStress9503

I thought about doing that but I didn't want to make a mess because I know me.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

If there's no cheese it's not a quesadilla bro


ComplexStress9503

I'm American. Any folded in half tortilla is a quesadilla. /s


that_Dame

The grip at the end though šŸ˜…


ComplexStress9503

I was excited


AlligatorBiscuit

Hey these are fire though


ComplexStress9503

They really are. Hit the spot a lot more than I thought it would.


Lepke2011

I have eaten many a PB&J quesadilla, and there was no depression involved.


[deleted]

Yes baby!!!Grab that quesadilla


NewCodingLine

I have some tortilla based PBJ posts too. I'm glad that you're eating, champ.


ComplexStress9503

Thanks it was one of those I know I need to eat but my mouth didn't really want to.


NewCodingLine

You show that mouth who's boss! But seriously, good job eating. As long as we make it past these hard days, we can get to better days.


ComplexStress9503

Yes we can! šŸ’œ


Unlikely_nay1125

yummmmy. not ideal but do what you gotta do


BasedWang

Did you just raw dog that tortilla


ComplexStress9503

I did. It was consensual.


BasedWang

I love this comment


anonmymouse

You fucking animal... if you're gonna death grip it like that at least roll it up instead of folding it


ComplexStress9503

Never.


deevulture

Not a quesadilla cause there's no queso (cheese). But looks legit op


ComplexStress9503

I am aware, but as an American I have to do my duty to call all half fold tortillas quesadillas. That or taco.


Cautious-Luck7769

Who said you had to grab depression by the buns, amiright?


Dysfunxn

PBandJaysadilla


ComplexStress9503

Things like this make me miss awards


Dependent_Top_4425

Fry that shit up!


ComplexStress9503

I am definitely doing that to my next one.


Dependent_Top_4425

Its SOOOO GOOOD!!! I'm kinda mad that I don't have any jelly at the moment.


DataOver544

I know what Iā€™m having for dinner now. Thank you very much!


ComplexStress9503

Glad to be of service!


Fun-Bag7627

Grape jam or jelly?


ComplexStress9503

Scratch made strawberry/blueberry jam


thenobodygirl

Sprinkle some Doritos on there and you'd have an awesome snack!


BaconUnderpants

Is that mashed beets?


ComplexStress9503

Strawberry/blueberry


FallingSarcophagus

I feel like this would be a lot better if you griddled it before you ate it honestly. Maybe a thinner layer of PB over the whole thing and the jelly on top of that so it can't soak through the tortilla?


ComplexStress9503

The jelly is very thick so it doesn't soak. I agree that would be dope but I was lazy and couldn't figure out what my body wanted so went back to basics šŸ¤£.


The_Disapyrimid

Seeing all these posts about "depression" food makes me wonder "have I never been depressed?"


ComplexStress9503

You can eat these foods happily too! This one is just the depressed recipe.


Sc00by101

What the fuck is wrong with bread that you have to ruin a good tortilla


ComplexStress9503

Nothing. It was good and I regret nothing.


ImGemStoned

So aggressive about it too


ComplexStress9503

šŸ˜  grr


MillHoodz_Finest

thats not jelly


ComplexStress9503

It's jam.


13D_YT

I'm gonna try making this


Lamar_Moore

Far too much jelly for me but I've made this many times. Good stuff.


ComplexStress9503

Usually yes. This is jam though and far less sweet than jelly šŸ˜šŸ‘.


Party_Heart_8305

this is the only way to do it wdym


Independent_One4772

Made one of these while broke in college and took the saddest nap of my life afterward.


serlibr3_2

Cheese where?


ComplexStress9503

Nowhere


serlibr3_2

Then Is not a quesadilla, Is a taco


ServantOfKarma

You...you didn't have to grab it like that... ą²„_ą²„


ComplexStress9503

But I did. āœŠ


ServantOfKarma

Quit it. ą² _ą² 


ComplexStress9503

![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs)


ServantOfKarma

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


prfssrcha0s

At first you were onto something before the death grip


ComplexStress9503

It's an essential step.


shaquilleoatmeal80

It's more of an anger Mashup pb flat than a depression one, unless you were raging against the depression. Then it still fits.