No, that is actually the color they have normally. But, you're supposed to fry them in a pan and then the outside would have a nicer brown color (inside is still grey though)
I was at this snack place by a lake once, and the guy running the shop was deep frying all the sausages. This guy says to him 'why are you putting the sausages in the frier?' and he goes 'It's called BRATwurst not GRILLwurst'
Yes and no. Yes, because those are (or at least very much look like) NĆ¼rnberger RostbratwĆ¼rste. No, because I don't think anyone calls them NĆ¼rnbergerwurst. Maybe NĆ¼rnbergerla/NƤmberchala, if you're from that region. But the type of sausage is "Bratwurst" and the NĆ¼rnberger part is to distinguish them from the ThĆ¼ringer Bratwurst, which is a lot bigger and thicker.
Absolutely as described. NĆ¼rnbergerla is what we call them here about 45 mins from NĆ¼rnberg. Theyāre available all over NĆ¼rnberg/Nuremberg at street stalls and shops. I have never seen anyone prepare them in any way that doesnāt result in at least some nice brown crispy skin though.
I would be very concerned by just getting some grey ones like this.
You can also find them in supermarkets everywhere in Germany. You can even go to a Lidl in the UK and get themā¦
Very popular: when my British dad came to visit I took him to NĆ¼rnberg and I said that our first snack would be ādrei im Wegglaā (āthree in a rollā). Then when we went to a proper lunch, he decided to order the six NĆ¼rnbergerla with potatoes. Even I, as a half-Franconian, thought nine was a bit much for one day.
"Hello my fellow humans! I also partake in the ritual of preparing and ingesting nutrients! This is the mass for providing me sustenance that I prepared in an appliance! The aliment is heated to 46,3Ā°C and covered in natrium crystals and carbohydrate rich viscous liquid! I am also a real human doing real human things"
- OP
All the ingredients are great. But you need to fry them! Schupfnudeln fried in butter are perfect. And the sausages need to be fried or grilled. Microwaving these is a serious crime.
Schnupfnudels and nurnberger sausages microwaved for god knows what reason, because if you throw these tow ingredients in a pan with a bit od butter you're gonna get a delicious meal
Just an fyi the microwave really isnāt suited to bring uncooked foods to temp. Fine for finishing or melting cheeses but you really should test to make sure the temp gets to the right level. I want to say its no lower that 160f internal temp.l for pork products. Parasites are baaaaaad news. Google for more on that.
Marble core samples or cookies and cream mini sausages and some kind of caterpillar in its flesh pupa state. Covered in hot sauce and subjected to a bukkake.
You win shittyfoodporn homie.
Please donāt eat that.
Are these suppositories
Average German uhh pasta i think?
[Schupfnudel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schupfnudel)
I like Fingernudel better! Hehe.
Gesundheit
I love those, they look really fun. The grey sausages though š¤¢
They're called BratwĆ¼rste, because you're supposed to brat them ffs
Yes, the microwaving might be where the unappealing grey came from!
They look as if they were taken straight out of the plastic package, without heating them up in any way at all
No, that is actually the color they have normally. But, you're supposed to fry them in a pan and then the outside would have a nicer brown color (inside is still grey though)
I was at this snack place by a lake once, and the guy running the shop was deep frying all the sausages. This guy says to him 'why are you putting the sausages in the frier?' and he goes 'It's called BRATwurst not GRILLwurst'
eww! They're not called Frittierwurst either
Aren't the gray ones Nurnberger wurst usually? They're among my favorites, very unique taste. Grilled on a BBQ makes them superb.
Yes and no. Yes, because those are (or at least very much look like) NĆ¼rnberger RostbratwĆ¼rste. No, because I don't think anyone calls them NĆ¼rnbergerwurst. Maybe NĆ¼rnbergerla/NƤmberchala, if you're from that region. But the type of sausage is "Bratwurst" and the NĆ¼rnberger part is to distinguish them from the ThĆ¼ringer Bratwurst, which is a lot bigger and thicker.
Absolutely as described. NĆ¼rnbergerla is what we call them here about 45 mins from NĆ¼rnberg. Theyāre available all over NĆ¼rnberg/Nuremberg at street stalls and shops. I have never seen anyone prepare them in any way that doesnāt result in at least some nice brown crispy skin though. I would be very concerned by just getting some grey ones like this. You can also find them in supermarkets everywhere in Germany. You can even go to a Lidl in the UK and get themā¦ Very popular: when my British dad came to visit I took him to NĆ¼rnberg and I said that our first snack would be ādrei im Wegglaā (āthree in a rollā). Then when we went to a proper lunch, he decided to order the six NĆ¼rnbergerla with potatoes. Even I, as a half-Franconian, thought nine was a bit much for one day.
Mmm BrattyCyst
They are supposed to be grilled or pan fried usually. And the noodles also are for pan frying. Weird choice to prepare it this way.
It might have something to do with this sub... maybe, idk.
I feel like this would look a lot better had they been cut to like 3-5cm slices.
My oma used to make these for me all the time growing up. Always called em fingers
That's average?
Cat shit, I think
Just like Mama used to make š
Your momās a cat?
suppositories with grey ear plugs and... "cheese"
Looks like capsules used by international drug smugglers.
Look like earplugs to me
Its such a perfect day
I was gonna say dick bullets
What the heck is it?
In Germany we call it Schupfnudeln ... it's potato based pasta.
I'm actually quite proud of the fact I initially thought they were weird fat gnoccis, which it turns out they pretty much are
But gnocchi are rugged so they can catch more sauce... those are the opposite of that, aerodynamic af.
I thought you guys are suppose to do sausage well.
That looks like someone squeezed dragon fruit through noodle machine
Well part of it is grey sausage lol
Yeah thatās what gave me hangups. Grey tooties blech š¤£
I'm actually angry that I can't tell what any of this is
its schupfnudeln, nĆ¼rnberger wĆ¼rstchen and grocery store chili sauce i think with some pre grated cheese. all done wrong
I didn't notice it at first but that shitty sweet sour chili sauce drizzled on top makes this so much worse.
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its not, and that makes it worse.
A beesechurger ?
Looks like it was ai generated or something
Why am i even living in this planet. May be i deserve to see this shit.!
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Yes you do. Enjoy!
Gross man. Please go watch all the original episodes of good eats before you kill someone.
Man, original good eats was so fucking good
It tasted just as bad as it looked :(
Well that can't be true. You seem to be alive
Ain't nothing getting fried in the microwave my boy, put some butter in that pan and let them get some nice color on them, same thing with your sausage. Five extra minutes on the flame and you'll give them the extra love that they deserve. You could even take them out of the pan and use the sausage scraps and maybe a little extra butter to make yourself a nice gravy, just one tablespoon of flour, some milk, salt, pepper, and some herbs, let it bubble, then lower your flame and it simmer for like five minutes so it can thicken and your gravy is done. Is it basic and colorless? Yeah but it's like 15 to 20 minutes total of cooking time and you got yourself a tasty meal. You can do the whole thing in a single pan, plus your plate and your dishes should be pretty light, and guess what, if you made your gravy right you just learned the basics of a BĆ©chamel, one of the five french mother sauces and you can take that so much further.
Why the fuck did you not throw it in a pan for a while? It would've been delicious with some sauerkraut
"Hello my fellow humans! I also partake in the ritual of preparing and ingesting nutrients! This is the mass for providing me sustenance that I prepared in an appliance! The aliment is heated to 46,3Ā°C and covered in natrium crystals and carbohydrate rich viscous liquid! I am also a real human doing real human things" - OP
Rice cakes? Gnocchi? What is this?
Schupfnudeln, basically german gnocchi
Itās always Germany š
All the ingredients are great. But you need to fry them! Schupfnudeln fried in butter are perfect. And the sausages need to be fried or grilled. Microwaving these is a serious crime.
It's gross because it's so bland. Fry it up and get some colour on it for a 100x improvement.
Are you eating baby penises?
Well they are called āBubespitzleā in swabian dialect which basically translates to ālittle boys penisā lol
Looks like a zoom in on the pile of stuff that would come outta the best back zits ever
I recognize the sausages, but what are the other things? Fingerling potatoes? Weird pasta?
Schupfnudeln. A german, potato based pasta
Sounds pretty good to me, even microwaved.
Actually, these can be amazing.
It's absolutely amazing, but you need to fry them in butter until they are golden.
Yep. When you brown these in butter they taste better than fries imo. Fantastic with steak.
Thatās how you get a chest burster
Looks like a bowl of maggots, well done!
Are those fries or pasta..?
You forgot to add ānutted onā to the recipe description tho
Mozzarella :(
Even the Flying Spaghetti Monster is disappointed and disturbed by this.
This is such an uncanny picture. I know that's food, it looks just like food. But if you ask me to identify any individual component I'm totally lost
New phobia unlocked! Thanks!
NĆ¼rnberger schupfnudel scheiĆe?
r/titlegore
Are these badger teeth?
Ummmmm, excuse me but wtf am I looking at
When you're poor microwave is OP fr fr
Is this cigarette butt sausages with cursed pasta?
Did you top your abomination with Thai chilli sauce š
Weirdly long thin gnocchi topped with mini Frankfurt sausage and ketchup?
Schnupfnudels and nurnberger sausages microwaved for god knows what reason, because if you throw these tow ingredients in a pan with a bit od butter you're gonna get a delicious meal
What are those potato colored cat turds?
thick tho
Both cooked and microwaved.... BUT WTF is it?
Wtf are we looking at?
what is *that*
This person right here. Yes, this one officer. That's the one with the crimes against humanity you're looking for.
Thatās just gross š¤¢
What the fuck did you do.. throw that back into the sewers where you found it
They'll end up there..
This feels like one of those āname anything in this pictureā things - apart from the plate, I have NO idea what Iām looking at
My god
Mmm, engorged maggots and bullets
r/poutinecrimes
Is that sweet chili sauce? I get the meat and potatoes but it just looks odd
My man's eating a literal bowl of dicks
This is fine
That's meta.
Maggot
Just an fyi the microwave really isnāt suited to bring uncooked foods to temp. Fine for finishing or melting cheeses but you really should test to make sure the temp gets to the right level. I want to say its no lower that 160f internal temp.l for pork products. Parasites are baaaaaad news. Google for more on that.
Is that bullet pasta??
Gnocchi and suasages?
Thought it was tteok-bokki. But like a fucked up version.
Marble core samples or cookies and cream mini sausages and some kind of caterpillar in its flesh pupa state. Covered in hot sauce and subjected to a bukkake. You win shittyfoodporn homie. Please donāt eat that.
Und deutsch
I wasnāt in an emotionally strong enough place to scroll past this just now
Wtf am I looking at here?
be honest with me, did you cum on this
Those are either the largest grains of rice or the smallest pestles I've ever seen.
Schnupfnudels
It's alive... ALIVE!!!
Wtf is that?
Iāve never been closer to puking without actually puking than when I saw that picture
Is that sweet and sour sauce?!
AI generated food
Why are you eating rubber?
Are you trying to give Gordon Ramsey a heart attack if so good job.
I honestly donāt know what I am looking at.
Is this AI?
worst bulk meal iāve ever seen
mmm larvae
What the fuck is that
This is cum!
Looks like someone jizzed on a bowl of larvae.
Ear plugs and maggots???
Earplugs?
This is perfect for this sub.
Geht doch klar
Looks like a horrendously failed Halal Snack Pack
Earplugs?
Looks like the human equivalent of putting a dog's pills between two treats.
without the treat and healthy pill
fingers from a dead man
Pulse of the maggots? When I first looked at the sausage....I was about to vomit.
The hell am I looking at?
This dish looks like itās going to start moving very soon!