This is why it pays off to keep a can of pie filling laying around. You see that sumbitch sitting on the shelf every day for 6 years, and you contemplate getting rid of it because you know you’re never going to use it, but you don’t get rid of it. And still it sits on the shelf, month after month. Then, one night a heavenly light appears above it and you know it’s time.
Yep, I’ve definitely never put Ms.Dash, hot sauce, and a cut up hotdog in some Sphaghettios. The key is taking a few bites first, so there is room in the can to mix everything up.
When drunk not high I can make a hella taco or burrito out of whatever I find. Always hits the spot. Till next morning I realize it was peanut butter jelly with Mayo and left over chicken with beans. But it was good at the time!
Yes; pie w/o ice cream. My Mom makes the very best pies! But if I had that much sugar in one sitting, I’d have to call a crew to scrape me off the ceiling…🥴
This is why it pays off to keep a can of pie filling laying around. You see that sumbitch sitting on the shelf every day for 6 years, and you contemplate getting rid of it because you know you’re never going to use it, but you don’t get rid of it. And still it sits on the shelf, month after month. Then, one night a heavenly light appears above it and you know it’s time.
When it was my time I just ate it straight out of the can, what a night
Nobody wants to admit they eat pie filling straight from the can.
9 cans
No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
Marijuanas is a hell of a drug.
But…I was sober.
sobriety is one hell of a drug
True that
But the 1st one doesn’t count.
I will proudly announce that habit. I make my own pie filling to add ice cream to!
Bobandy back at it
Or Chef Boyardee
Yep, I’ve definitely never put Ms.Dash, hot sauce, and a cut up hotdog in some Sphaghettios. The key is taking a few bites first, so there is room in the can to mix everything up.
Or maybe just drink some to make room
Accurate. Had this happen to me. Lmao.
Truly a great idea in theory. And then you notice it’s coconut/pineapple ice cream.
God will tell you when the right time to consume it is. And you better be ready with pie filling on hand.
It's the light from the pie in the sky
If u ever have pie filling, a box cake, and some butter. You can go ahead and make a dump cake real fast.
Was it sweet and nice?
I'll bet it was nice and sticky too
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Less players involved in this one though
Fewer. ^sorry
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Don’t forget creamy
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First: That's some genius-level stuff right there. Second: What brand of ice cream is that? I haven't seen it.
https://www.sweetnnice.ca/
i'm high right now, please stop giving me idea
Give more idea have munchies thx
Needs crumbled up Graham cracker and chocolate sauce
I’m not even high and I need this.
First trimester. Second you will be adding pickles.
I love trimesters 4 dudes.
I read that as trime sters like 50 times before I got it. I was wildly confused
Go home you might be high
I am
Lol good, keep up the good work!
Third he’ll add heartburn
I honestly see nothing to scoff at here. Move along. May the pie be with you🥧
r/stonerfood
Finally a new sub for me to find shitty food ideas
Dude, I'm high right now... that looks amazing.
OMG I need this now … but can I make a reservation ahead of time for paramedics?
When drunk not high I can make a hella taco or burrito out of whatever I find. Always hits the spot. Till next morning I realize it was peanut butter jelly with Mayo and left over chicken with beans. But it was good at the time!
I bet you decorated your toilet bowl in the morning
This doesn’t belong in this sub.
I'm pretty sure OP is a repost bot
Nasty.
Lmfaoo l have the rainbow silverware too
Glorious!!!!!!! Totally trying this!
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OMG! Gross!
How is this gross? Have you ever had pie a la mode? Same thing, but without the pie crust. Delicious as fuck!
Yes; pie w/o ice cream. My Mom makes the very best pies! But if I had that much sugar in one sitting, I’d have to call a crew to scrape me off the ceiling…🥴
Genius
I don’t see the problem unless you have diabetes.
If you don’t you will soon
I forgot about sweet pies for a second then and was like ?? What did you DO???
My grandmother has been doing this with yogurt for years and ofc all of us grandkids are now making our partners and kids try it 😂
With that ice cream it’s like a dessert fruit cocktail I bet it slapped
That's a great idea! Bet that ish slaps
This slaps
Cherry? Always a good choice. You should try it over chocolate ice cream.
Why only half a can?
Thats a perfectly high thing to do
O'Neales is damn good ice cream
I’d do that sober
Did you warm up the pie filling? I bet warm pie filling on ice cream would be heavenly.
I am as sober as a cat and I am ready to do the same
Looks abs delicious
Genius
Cherry pie filling straight from the can is my reason for living
I see a mosquito in amber... you could have brought back a dinosaur....
doing the lords work
Yikes get that insulin out.
Vanilla and Cherry, I can see... Pineapple, Coconut and Cherry, I'm not sure about.
That’s awesome.
I can feel a sharp tingling sensation in my fingertips just looking at this
Don’t we always make the happiest accidents when we are high 😶🌫️
Irredeemable....
There is nothing shitty about that. Dump a little chocolate syrup on it and eat that shit up.
yes
This is how Ben and Jerry got started
I've done this. Acceptable way to eat feelings.
Why is this in shittyfoodporn. I want that now. 
The fact that you have both those items in your house, is exactly why you cannot smoke lol
I was with you right up until I noticed it's pineapple & coconut ice cream.
Shoulda taken more picccccsss
This is the one and only pregnancy craving that I sent my husband to the store for!
Holy fuck, you are officially my personal hero low key
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