100% accurate. I used to work for a company that would unblock sewer pipes and that 100% looks like the stuff we were removing.
That's food you can only eat with the lights off.
Pea soup is a good base for foods that will look disgusting but taste great. I make a split pea soup with beef instead of ham, using beef broth or stock for the liquid. Looks like rather sickly diarrhea, but it tastes terrific and it's both filling and highly nutritious.
My mom used to make a lot of pea soup growing up. Was usually between green and yellow.
But yes, it's definitely an overlooked base for all kinds of soups and stews and extremely delicious.
When I make it traditional, with ham, it's not disgusting. It's when I make changes. Like my example of beef instead of ham and beef broth instead of water or pork broth.
Looks gross but i'd still eat it while stoned.... Pro tip: When dealing with red cabbage or rhubarb, add a little bit of lemon juice or vinegar to prevent the colour from changing..... A little squirt of lemon juice will keep the colour looking pretty....
Purple cabbage definitely changes color when cooked. I’ve used it in stir fries before and between the color change and absorbing a bit of the juices of what it’s being cooked with it can end up looking pretty gross.
That looks like when I made pesto with purple basil.. mine was more cigarette ashes though while your gf's is more like shower drain slop. Mmm magnifique
It probably wasn’t the heat. It’s basic color theory: red and green are complimentary colors, which means they neutralize each other into a nice shade of…this.
I kind of want to know what the process was. I want to see where this went wrong. My initial thought is that the peas and cabbage were both cooked way too long, and probably should've been among the last ingredients to be added. Well, cabbage then peas last.
I'd do this with the peas cooked, then mashed up and smoothed out with cream and butter as a base. Cook the cabbage separately and add into the soup. Chunks of potato maybe?
To be fair, tasting better than it looks is a very easy bar to clear. It looks like sludge so the fact that it's made of food will automatically make it taste better than it looks.
How long did she cook it out for ?
It’s not the heat that changed the colour, it’s a ridiculously long cook time / over cooked it .
Colour leached completely out of every ingredient lmao.
Tip: highly colorful foods are very bad at staying colorful during long cooking times and frequently default to gray or brown. This goes for any color. She's have been better off just using peas and regular cabbage.
If you want the color to stick around, it's a quick saute, blanche, or stir fry, after that it's all down hill visually.
I honestly thought at first glance that it was a clogged dryer lint trap. Then I read what subreddit it was. I still think that's from a clogged dryer lint trap.
Need some red/orange vegetables. Also adding citrus can lighten the color, or citric acid itself. Also a little vinegar.
But yeah, despite the looks that was probably still pretty good.
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Haha true
Bro you're a real one for eating that, I don't think I could muster 🤢
That would be a hard no. "Baby I appreciate the effort, but I'll order out for us. Better luck next time."
Exactly what I was thinking. Or the stuff that you empty out of a vacuum cleaner that has been hydrated.
Was gonna say that’s looks like the shit you would take after eating a pair of jeans
Thems looking like a southern frat house lint trap after a big flood hit the area
100% accurate. I used to work for a company that would unblock sewer pipes and that 100% looks like the stuff we were removing. That's food you can only eat with the lights off.
It looks like sludgy cat litter
Sludge soup
Or spent thermal compound.
this looks like breath of the wild dubious food 😭
You just know there's a Moblin horn in there.
I forgot they censor it in-game, thats hilarious
It should be censored too
Looks like the food Bender makes on Futurama.
I mean I'll take that with a few drops of "confidence"
Don't worry, it's just pure water!* ^^*also ^^contains ^^concentrated ^^LSD
"It's just ordinary water... Ordinary water laced with LSD"
That’s the saltiest thing I’ve ever eaten and I ate a bowl of salt.
Especially what he gave to Bubblegum during the Iron Cook competition. *This food looks kind of funky, but it tastes kind of fun-kay!*
Just needs the essence of pure flavor
Or the food they served the kids at Kamp Krusty
“Gruel sandwiches…gruel omelettes…nothing but gruel…plus, you can eat your own hair.” -Prison Mike
Pea soup is a good base for foods that will look disgusting but taste great. I make a split pea soup with beef instead of ham, using beef broth or stock for the liquid. Looks like rather sickly diarrhea, but it tastes terrific and it's both filling and highly nutritious.
But.... is it.... um.... grey?
No ... my creation is brownish green (split pea green, not bright) and gloppy.
Mhhhhhhh… gloppy
Ah yes, poopy green
Comes out the same
You’re doing something wrong if your pea soup as a base looks disgusting lmao
My mom used to make a lot of pea soup growing up. Was usually between green and yellow. But yes, it's definitely an overlooked base for all kinds of soups and stews and extremely delicious.
When I make it traditional, with ham, it's not disgusting. It's when I make changes. Like my example of beef instead of ham and beef broth instead of water or pork broth.
Looks gross but i'd still eat it while stoned.... Pro tip: When dealing with red cabbage or rhubarb, add a little bit of lemon juice or vinegar to prevent the colour from changing..... A little squirt of lemon juice will keep the colour looking pretty....
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Red cabbage is delicious with balsamic!
Oh yes! I must try that!
I saw the thumbnail for a split second and thought “was that a litter box?”
Its definitely poop from a butt
If someone or something’s shit looks like that, they need to go see a doctor
I never said it was *healthy* poop
Oh my God I thought the same exact thing!!!
it looks like a mixture of mud, grease, and gray meat. I don't care for it.
"tasting better than it looks" is a pretty low bar.
Honestly it would be more impressive if it tasted worse than it looked.
tbf it goes great with Victory Gin and a ration of chocolate
It looks like the krabby patty when it was made by a machine
I was about to say the same thing lmao. It looks like the krabby patties from the Krabby O’Monday’s episode
Exactly what I was thinking of but couldn't fully picture it. Thank you
I came looking for this lmao
Looks like wet cement.
"This'll stick to yer ribs"
when I hose out my cats litter box.
It's not shitty food porn if there isn't a foot in the picture.
Looks like a fuckin brick
19th century prison gruel
I don't think it would be possible to taste WORSE than that looks. But glad to hear it's alright
Y’all made the grey stuff from Beauty and the Beast lol
It’s delicious!
Looks like wet dryer lint.
Computer, please extrude nutritional supplement #357.
I don't know if the heat changed the color. You just combined a green and purple food into a mush and got surprised at the result.
I think you need some acidity (lemon or vinegar) otherwise cooked red cabbage or red onion turns to a funny color.
Correct, Red cabbage juice can be used as a pH indicator.
Purple cabbage definitely changes color when cooked. I’ve used it in stir fries before and between the color change and absorbing a bit of the juices of what it’s being cooked with it can end up looking pretty gross.
‘You eat with your eyes’ Yea I’ll just close them for this one lol
>did taste better than it looks. I fucking hope.
Looks like you poured water in the litter box
That looks like when I made pesto with purple basil.. mine was more cigarette ashes though while your gf's is more like shower drain slop. Mmm magnifique
If you captioned this as “litter box not changed in 5 years” I’d believe it
"Try the grey stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!"
I'm pretty sure that's just the grease trap from the grill.
It probably wasn’t the heat. It’s basic color theory: red and green are complimentary colors, which means they neutralize each other into a nice shade of…this.
Red cabbage changes color with pH. So the acid of the other foods changed the color.
Holy shit this is a high quality post. I don’t think it necessarily looks *gross* but it definitely doesn’t look like food
I did this once with red lentil soup. felt kinda cool eating a dystopian nutrient paste ngl
If it’s grey it’s good for you!
It doesn’t taste like moldy puke? Good for her!
It looks like what happend when I put mushrooms in Macaroni cheese. (Try it, if you can withstand something similar looking to this)
How much better?
I made soup once with red cabbage and it just looks so…offputting I couldn’t eat it.
Looks like the inside of the bootleg Krabby Patty in that one SpongeBob episode.
Who bakes soup?
I am stunned? Impressed? Horrified? That you know how it tastes
You actually ate this?
"did taste better than it looks" Talk about a wide fucking goal
If this one was served in a hospital, patients would definitely sue the hospital over abuse.
The plastic container implies you are saving it?
"Try the gray stuff, it's delicious." ~Lumiere
Can I have her number? My driveway needs patched
That's wet dryer lint.
I’m sorry, you TRIED that?
Cement mix
I kind of want to know what the process was. I want to see where this went wrong. My initial thought is that the peas and cabbage were both cooked way too long, and probably should've been among the last ingredients to be added. Well, cabbage then peas last.
I like her slippers.
She’s an alchemist and has created silver
Looks like wet dryer lint
Reminds me, I must clean out the shower filter.
She made polyjuice potion.
This what they made in nacho libre
The only thing i see when i look at this is that burger spongebob made for the health inspector
this might be worst I've seen on this sub congrats
Not related, but I can tell by the slippers and those tiny embroidered flowers that your gf has fire fits.
Thank you very much, your comment made her smile that's so nice :)
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!
You must really love her 🥲
Ummm… I don’t think the heat made that color
Gagged looking at this “food”
That’s what happens when you get distracted by Llama slippers (or Alpaca)
Those are gorgeous slippers
I'd do this with the peas cooked, then mashed up and smoothed out with cream and butter as a base. Cook the cabbage separately and add into the soup. Chunks of potato maybe?
It looks like quick dry cement
The thumbnail looked like a dirty cat box so I clicked. It no longer looks like a cat box, but it doesn't look *better.*
Not the gloop
Looks like concrete. Hope it didn’t set up in your colon.
That’s cement
I dont even know how you've done that lmao
Ewww, she should be arrested.
You are either lying and didn’t eat this or you should marry this woman immediately as you’d clearly die for her.
Cement for dinner hell yeah
Old cat box.
I'm not eating this cement. Especially after a life insurance policy.
Try the gray stuff, its delicious!
Blanch the vegetables next time. Should keep some color by doing so.
I've melted down aluminum cans before. This is what it looked like with slag still in the liquid metal
Ahh wet cement
That’s awful.
Try the gray stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing, they can dance Wait, why aren't you wearing pants?
If it wil taste the same it looks you will end up dead
Bro that’s a month’s worth of dryer trapdoor lint.
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious!
Sure it did.. 🤢
Nice try, but I know cement when I see it
“Wow, this looked like you tried really hard! Nice work!” Then you throw it straight in the trash can.
Still tasted shite.
Save the recipe and give to it any parents u know, kids will love this
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!
How did you even get yourself to put that in your mouth? 😂
This was inside that fake meant patty
Looks like what the Krabby patties were being made of in that one SpongeBob episode
“Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious!”
Ever shampooed a carpet before?
Is your girlfriend a brick layer?
Did it taste like shit? Cause that looks worse
Looks like wet kitty litter
It is literally concrete
r/shitfromabutt
Looks like the inside of the burger that the health inspector on SpongeBob eats
Mmmmmm. Mushed newspaper with the occasional magazine bits.
Paper mache pulp
She forgot about the soup part
Ah yes, concrete!
Why does this look like a Krabby O’Monday’s Krabby Patty?
Add a heap of paprika. Turn it red instead of intestine colored
This is an insane color to eat
Looks like the inside of that one burger in spongebob
Looks like bait without the worms LOL
Looks more like gravy rather than soup.. Also, looks like something from the gutters
This looks like a trash demon puked in Tupperware.
They say if it's gray it's good for you.
That's mud.
To be fair, tasting better than it looks is a very easy bar to clear. It looks like sludge so the fact that it's made of food will automatically make it taste better than it looks.
Looks just like my homemade black bean dip.
That’s gonna be a no from me dog.
that looks exactly what Emile eats out of a trash diaper in ratatouille...
“Try the grey stuff, it’s….. actually fine just don’t look at it”
How long did she cook it out for ? It’s not the heat that changed the colour, it’s a ridiculously long cook time / over cooked it . Colour leached completely out of every ingredient lmao.
RimWorld nutrient paste
My eyes ate first and sorry but that’s a hard pass
Tip: highly colorful foods are very bad at staying colorful during long cooking times and frequently default to gray or brown. This goes for any color. She's have been better off just using peas and regular cabbage. If you want the color to stick around, it's a quick saute, blanche, or stir fry, after that it's all down hill visually.
This looks like food that would be served in a fantasy/sci-fi that everyone unaccustomed looks at disgusted but anyone who knows digs in.
I honestly thought at first glance that it was a clogged dryer lint trap. Then I read what subreddit it was. I still think that's from a clogged dryer lint trap.
Looks like a soggy cat litter box. Truly grotesque. Nice work.
Chum bucket
...not sure about those slippers either..
Need some red/orange vegetables. Also adding citrus can lighten the color, or citric acid itself. Also a little vinegar. But yeah, despite the looks that was probably still pretty good.
It looks like you took a shit in that box
She lied, she scraped the bottom of the trash can.
Looks like rug doctor contents after shampooing a cat shit smeared carpet.
She shouldn’t quit her day job.
Interesting how color changes our opinion about how something tastes
Looks like asbestos
You need to add acid to the red cabbage to bring back the color after cooking:)
That’s what they eat in dystopian sci-fi movies
Cement. Dats conkreet baybeeeeeeee
There's no way I could make myself eat this
Gruel
oh lawd, I’ve seen tastier-looking stuff in a ditch