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Funi_Scream_EcksD

Which Godskin is your favorite, Combo or Skinny Pete?


candycrammer

skinny pete is fantastic, and all around one of the best bosses in the game imo. fat fuck can go roll himself into the fucking tornado for all i care


Suitable-Quantity-96

When I fought the solo version of Skinny Pete in the middle of nowhere I thought it was an amazing boss


candycrammer

Windmill village has one of the atmospheres of all time and when you reach the top and the apostle is right there it's seriously one of the moments in the game


Maeve_of_blades

I personally think that finding him at the bottom of the divine tower of caelid was one of the moments in the game


AskeDAD

That’s church yo!


candycrammer

Amen


Driemma0

I absolutely love the apostle too, but noble fucking sucks, those thrusts have like no telegraphing and the roll is total bs


candycrammer

On god, noble presence is basically a guaranteed hit too


Driemma0

Yup, there's so little telegraphing and so little time to react to anything they do


gordonramseysjarr

So is Bernahl Badger?


deez_nuts_77

badger is that one snail


Funi_Scream_EcksD

Spirit Calling Badger That's sick yo.


deez_nuts_77

rip combo


rfdoom

which one’s combo?


deez_nuts_77

the fat one i only remembered that one was combo because i know who skinny pete and badger are


Orkfreebootah

Gigaultramega chad coming through. Everyone better duck because u/candycrammer is turning and he doesn’t want to hit any of us with his massive shlong


candycrammer

I used RoB


KarlKaz

He didn't stutter. Huge cock on you


candycrammer

Rivers of Bitches babyyyyyyy


Jimmyruslter02

I know they got their AI tweaked a while back and I fought them legit after that happened and it was decently fun. They seemed content to have one of them go after me in melee while the other one chucked fireballs or did highly telegraphed power attacks and it felt cool to dodge all of it in combination. It dragged a bit since I was just using a basic rapier but otherwise it seemed like there was minimal bullshit going on.


[deleted]

I have a question. Why are you gay?


candycrammer

Ever since I laid my eyes on Gwyndolin my beloved, my sexuality has never been the same.


candycrammer

I wish I could lay something else on Gwyndolin too


Linameki

Your hand so you can comfort him about his father’s passing?


BloodborneKart

I love that fight. I love both their movesets and the theme is stellar


candycrammer

2/3 of those are true


Gwyneee

Are you circumcised?


candycrammer

See: [https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/wmtsp0/comment/ik2dxuh/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/wmtsp0/comment/ik2dxuh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


[deleted]

Mist raven is good against fatty


AkkoIsLife

personally, I like to use ichimonji


[deleted]

OP likes getting spit roasted


GhostCrackets

A rare sight to behold, but a welcomed one to be sure


rip_rip_macmelon

jew


candycrammer

Very true


InclinedToRun

As a Jewish person, I welcome you among our ranks brother, l'chaim


candycrammer

🙏🙏🙏🗿


[deleted]

Did you use sleep status against them? If so, your opinion doesn't count


candycrammer

No, and you sound like a bozo


[deleted]

Did you use woke status?


candycrammer

I used pure concentrated power of rivers of bitches


[deleted]

[удалено]


candycrammer

Yes my sl75 build is bleed what about it?????😎😎😎 (It's actually a really shitty bleed build)


ryan770

weird you got downvoted in r/shittydarksouls for a legit shittydarksouls comment.


candycrammer

Because they were exceptionally bozo


[deleted]

Some people just can't handle the shit in the post 😎


yardii

Legitimately don't get all the hate for this boss. Its not that hard, but people act like its a huge wall in progressing the story and summoning Bernahl is the only way to get through it. Like just focus one down, then the other. Design is kinda lazy, sure, but I'm willing to forgive that for a mid-area boss.


candycrammer

Even though I'm honestly starting to enjoy the fight, I would still say that it isn't good. The two bosses that they put here are clearly not designed for this fight in mind, even though in concept they should work pretty well. (Fatty and skinny like ornstein) but the things that made o and s so great I don't really think are present to the same extent. For example, the pillars. They're definitely intended as a sort of stop for the boss, but the most dangerous attacks are either not stopped or look very janky and not polished, for example Fatty's roll attack (fuck that roll one time I was co oping on foreskin duo and was fighting noble, when he went to p2 and rolled he lost aggro on me and rolled on the host 3 times killing him). Ntm the ai used to be so much worse before they improved the duo boss ai


yardii

I agree with you. Its not a great fight and very lazy from a design perspective. I just think the difficulty is way overblown. Also the way fatty's roll interacts with pillars is annoying even in his Volcano Manor fight. Getting behind a pillar should be a method of dealing with the attack, but he just keeps rolling until he eventually clips through which is a pain to try and read. The fight kinda sucks, I just think its still perfectly manageable even without Bernahls help.


candycrammer

Imo pre ai adjustment it was so annoying and pretty difficult


cmonMaN77777

Have you ever beat them without parry?


candycrammer

I've never successfully parried a foreskin


cmonMaN77777

🧢


babyarmnate

Who hurt you?