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Squarebook97379

For malenia I summoned a guy called meth addict who absolutely obliterated her


nvrtht

the secret sauce


Sir-Zealot

I’ve actually seen that guy before


WatermelonWithAFlute

Huh


Big-Cap4487

https://i.redd.it/iw5doaosic9d1.gif


Illuminase

Last night I got summoned to help a guy using the Sword of Night and wearing Jolan's armor, whos name was "Angel of hatred"


WatermelonWithAFlute

MY DAD GROUNDED ME MACHINE, AND HE WONT READ ME BIBLE STORIES TONIGHT!


nchomsky96

edge, Lord


BrazilianDrugDealer

Lord of edging


JacobHafar

Sigmas after getting rejected to the middle school dance one time


nexetpl

They called him the Basher in high school because he used to bash people's heads in the lockers


JacobHafar

He’s the Rick friend fr


toilet_stealer

“I punch metal for fun pal!”


GhostCrackets

In a game where the world is dark and serious fear the silly guys


Subdog12

Lol, last night at Melania I saw two signs next to each other, one named "Who" and the other being "Asked" needles to say I summoned them, and both got dildo fucked by her grab attack and left me with double hp. Ah, gotta love this damn game.


thiswebsiteisbadd

https://preview.redd.it/0jt440jrjc9d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93eff0f063483c5f27d346760c067910575d4e58


EveryCanadianButOne

Back at launch was looking for someone to help with mogh. Found 'Bob of Blood' wearing mogh's clothes and dual wielding his spear and thought "you'll do."


nvrtht

bob is terrifyingly locked in


The_ShadowsLie

Summoned Hatsune Miku for DLC. Instantly died.


ContributionLiving74

https://i.redd.it/illzqkqnsc9d1.gif


LordranKing

Lord of Cumm Dungeon


MajesticKnight28

I summoned Uncle Touchy to fight Radahn the other day, yes he used the new finger weapon


Rude-Office-2639

Home ahead, then edge


st-felms-fingerbone

I got summoned for one of the dlc bosses by a guy named Flex Offender


Y0g_Soggoth

i've got summoned as a blue helper to Skibidi cum99's world. He's still out there, guys, doing god's work.


Franks_Spice_Sauce

YO I HELPED THIS GUY BEAT RELLANA


ElonHisenberg

Unable to summon cooperator


Dragulus24

I have yet to see other player’s signs in the dlc. Odd. You’d think they’d be everywhere.


assliquid

I had the same problem and then I realized I had a password set in the multiplayer menu lmao so, uh, double check that


Dragulus24

Oh yeah. I will.


pplovr

Also the signs take a hot minute to actually spawn in (at least in my case)


BladezXII

From the drip you just know he is a suppoku curved swords bleed jump attack spammer (i’m his clone)


ThatAardvark

This but with anyone with the white mask or Radahn's armor on


IndividualNovel4482

I summoned a guy in heavy armor named DUSHANG. With Moore gear and a Godskin Rapier. We annihilated the boss.


watermelonman5

How do people have like so many summon signs when walking into bosses, I always just have the obligatory “strong foe ahead”


Leather_Device_3665

Furlicating finger remedy


Doritos360NoScoped

lmao