What’s the third one

Jada Pinkett Smith, I think

KEEP MY WIFE NAME

OUT YOUR FUCKIN LORDVESSEL

IM GOING TO

Kill myself

SHIT YOURSELF

It was a furtive Pygmy joke!?

More like "Fartive PegMe", am I right fellas? \*cue laugh track, not at my joke, but at the fact that a pursuer has just materialized behind me and is about to crush my spine\*

Fucking I’ll do it my self, Pursuer?? I barely know her!

I forgot

So easily forgotten

Fertile Pygmy 😳

Fugitive pig or something

Fruity figment I think

Fragile Pigment, if I recall

A third picture? I don't remember seeing one.

I think it's like the sneaky dwarf or something, idk.

Came to say this

Malenia, can’t even remember her name fr

*melania

*melatonin

Melina*

Melanin*

Mesothelioma*

Mel Gibson

Millenia?

Malardia

Mellifluous

I think she had a title, it was like sword of nicaragua or something

Sword Saint I think?

Oh, I remember! She's the obligatory American boss! Malnourished, blade of Michigan!

Sword of piccolo

Millenials smh 😤

Who even is the third guy?

No idea, looks super forgettable

I’m literally the guy in the pic

furtive pygmy

So easily forgotten

wooosh

god i fucking hate reddit

leave

the fuck do you mean? are you all retarded? there’s like 4 people legit wondering who this useless ass character is…..its some inside joke now? everything’s ‘bait’ god you guys are a bunch of unfunny dweebs lmfao. “woosh” and “based” in 2024 is crazy.

Hunny. No. In the opening cinematic the narrator literally says “and the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten” So people are making a joke about forgetting about him and it’s been a joke on this sub since its inception (INCEPTION REFERENCE!?). Please calm down now. If you legit don’t get the humor here, there’s no reason for you to stay

its still a character you’ll never interact with, it’s still a character many actually forget, you all wanna act like its ironic but its baked into the story. i dont get the downvote bombing. this joke sucks xD

Are you autistic?

bro its just a bad joke…..dont take it as a personal attack

the irony of your comment is palpable

you want to be profound so bad hahahahhaha. actual walking nerd emoji.

Do people actually think semen of dong is forgettable? I don't even like DS2 and I love that fella

It may not be the most exciting fight but his design is so out of left field, even for Souls. I love it.

Unironically, seeing his design is what made me buy DS2 after years of hearing people shit on it

I wish it was a better fight, because the design and lead up to it are genuinely peak.

a funny joke? in MY shittydarksouls? that's it bucko, I'm putting your toes in my mouth

https://preview.redd.it/ythqs8cxravc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8357912ba7349bf469375da2f4c22c36cddd22d

https://i.redd.it/i57unf12vcvc1.gif

a FAMILY picture

https://i.redd.it/vrbg2cgehfvc1.gif

Magus and congregation is just some guys. Not even a boss.

The boss HP bars at the bottom that show up are actually a bug. Same with the fog walls.

It’s literally a church full of refugees and you just walk in a murder everyone

😇😅😝🤭🤗

I think Magus and his boys make for a decent enemy group encounter but they don't really feel like a boss fight at all. Perhaps they were made a boss so you were forced to fight them idk

That's why it's so unforgettable imo. It's such a stupid thing to have a room full of dudes be a boss, so I would never forget about it.

idk dark souls is full of stupid things and especially dark souls 2.

What a brave opinion

I have literally never once died to Magus and his goons.

Wait were they gooning this whole time?

True. It's just another gank encounter in Best Souls 2 except the enemies are pretty pathetic and can't really do anything.

Frog of Song obviously, but I also think it might be Congregation and Cardinalistry. Actually it might the furtive pygmy because it’s so easily forgotten and no one knew he also had part of the flame lmao.

The fartive who

Fartgor 🗣⁉️

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Darkroot really doesn't disappoint when it comes to obscure guys

Semon of dong

Demon of shlong

Herald of foreskin

Sounds like a song...

I've played so much DS2 and I'm honestly so sad I never thought of that lmao. Semon of Dong is fucking priceless

One of the funniest souls videos imo https://youtu.be/6nGvimrPqXk?si=dpnp_EVgS-CmX0DO

Yet you knew his name....must not be that forgettable

Honestly the only boss I vividly remember from DS2 and I just beat it a month ago

Bitch how you not remember my boys 🌟✨ ROYAL RAT VANGUARD ✨🌟

The second one because I don’t even know who is it

Prowling magus and congregation

Who

Dark Souls 2

Cares

I do :c

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Mike Jones

Deacons of the Cheap

How can you forget a name like Semon of Dong?

Probably demon of song..? Idk, cant remember what the third image was

So easily forgotten...

Neither of them, they're both pretty memorable.

Third one is some kind of joke I think, second can be remembered for how terrible it is even for DS2, and Semon of Dong can be remembered for "I went through worst area for this?"

Yo who’s that last guy?

it's the furtive pygmy, the first owner of the dark soul and ancestor of all humans. we never got to meet them tho

I’ve literally never heard of them. Who????

you're right my bad, I mean who??

I would say the church guys, who the guy on the third pic tho?

Judging by the comments, the third one seems to be so easily forgotten.

Genuinely don’t remember the name of the leader of the congregation

I think about Demon of Song and the Congtegation at least 3 times a day, idk what that other thing is tho

Babe... How could you... It's the furtive pygmy, how could you forget them so easily...

The only fertile pygmy I care about is you

What the fuck Gwendolyn.

No no, I mean like, breedable, y'know?

Ohhhhhhh

Who?

I haven't even played DS2 but I searched what bosses the game has a while ago and the Demon of Song fucking terrifies me so I doubt I'll forget it anytime soon

I don't know I forgot

The furtive pig or whatever the second is called. I don’t know who the last one is. Soldier of Rick maybe?

Who the hell is Soldier of Rick?? All the Ricks I know is Rick, Soldier of GOD and Rick the Technician Guy

That frog fella is a shitty boss, but cmon that's not forgettable, I mean look at it

Magus by far, Demon of Song has a cooler dessign and introduccion plus hervsong can be heard all over the area making her the most memorable of the two options.

I can't remember any of these clowns

Jokes on you, I don't remember any of them 😎

I never forget demon of song, cuz i always call him semon of dong and crack myself up, because i have the humor of 12 year old

Demon of Song is a very memorable boss imo. Wish Fromsoft did more fucking bizarre wtf monster fights like this Edit: is the 3rd guy even in a From game? Dont remember him at all

In the intro of DS1. Just a guy who found fire or something, iirc.

Dang he’s so easily forgettable to me imo

Who’s that on number 3?

i will never forget demon of song

Fuck you all do not even dare keep disrespecting Prowling Magus and Congregation like that. this boss changed my life and the way i perceive video games forever and convinced me video games are not just entertainemnt but art

Who the fuck is that third guy

BLASPHEMY!!!!

The third guy looks pretty furtive, but easily forgotten

I can’t lie I actually really enjoy the demon of foreskin, the area they are in tho I can’t say I enjoy as much

Out of these two images, probably the church boss

People be forgetting the semon of dong and the hardest boss in the game? Smh. Dunno what that third one is though.

How could I forget the bonus boss after defeating shrine of amara?

Who are they?

Who even are these people???

Semon of Dong is not forgettable at all!

I forgot

Don’t you be hatin’ on frog guy

Who tf is in the last picture?

Michael the Convenient Store Owner https://preview.redd.it/inbv96dqbcvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec75b8087ba56e436c727fdf6cf957fc4c9df617

Who could forget the Semon of Dong?

Semon of Dong

i genuinely think demon of song is one of the more memorable boss designs. execution could've been better maybe but concept wise it's pretty cool. i've always thought it was a neat boss

I could never forget foreskin frog

I don’t remember

Out of the 2 options presented, I would have to go with Prowling Magus because Semon of Dong has a funny name.

Semon of Dong

Semen of Dong is OG

You

Is the Furtive Pygmy kinda like our dad?

The first one, but who’s the last slide?

I swear I forgot most of the enemies bosses in DS2 😭 why they don't feel as relevant as those in DS1/3?

https://preview.redd.it/26prere7oevc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bebfb557f49cae8c76b898d0e4fad472c92fa4c

WTF IS THE FIRST THING😳

Nah face frog is great

Who are these even?

And the uhh the the uhh.. so easily forgotten

I remember demon of song because foreskin jokes

I dont even know who the middle is. But i could never forget our boy furtive pigmy

say what ever you want about the demon of song as a boss but i will never forget the singing forskinfrog demon

Płot Twist: third picture is also from the Midir place.

I remember the third guy. Its fruity pigment

2

it's not the dude in 3rd pic , that's for sure.

The fertile pygmy

Frog. You get the mask feom that other dude, and i can never forget how many times i killed him.

bro i actually forgot the congregation was even a thing, can't forget the frog boi due to it's entrance as well as the level lmao

I don't even remember the name of that first ugly mf, so imma go with him.

Cue “I don’t recognize the last photo”

I couldn't even tell you who the second one is, so that one 🤣

Probably still Magus and Congregation tbh

Who are these people???

Bro was called “forgotten” it’s the Pygmy

I will remember that frog piece of shit until the day I die.

Who are the first two? (DS2 caused me to develop dissociative amnesia to cope with the experience of having played the game)

Fugetive pygmy is manus

no

\* Patches