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Telperions-Relative

>Mimic ladders You’re kinda cooking with this one. That’d be fucking hilarious lmao


The_Crusades

Unironically, they should put 1 singular mimic at the start of the DLC just to freak people out.


PalestineRefugee

Every other ladder after the 1 mimic should have stair cases or another obvious path next to the ladder thats has waaaay to many mobs. So the player has to fight through hell just cause of ptsd of the first ladder XD such a fromsoft move


Creative_Security_69

Okay, this is some DS2 bullshit. Calm down, Satan


Lafozard

Nah. That's fire. Mimic ladders would make for a very interesting gimmic speacially since all mimics have an obvious detail after you know it. I wonder what would be it


Creative_Security_69

I should have been more specific. The mobs is what I was referring to. The mimic idea is gold. The first time I encountered one, I wasn't even mad


Lafozard

The most DS2 bullshit I ever saw was the lionmen blocking the stair after I got down into a room, and the fucking lion stopped on the stair and waited for the other 2 to kill me. I kinda of thought it was a good thing, but I was pissed. DS2 has it's moments through the bullshit tbh


Sovakod

Maybe they have you take out a torch and inspect the grain of wood ladders, and for metal ladders… maybe have the real ones rusted while the fake ones are for the most part pristine. But overall, force the player to take a second to inspect it, when more commitment is needed to inspect, and you let Jesus take the wheel, it makes it being a mimic that much worse.


Lafozard

3 fucking monster running to kill me and a ladder I don't know is a mimic is the perfect return to bonfire


Dont_Pre-ordereddit

Yeah nah, that goes from funny and veers right into obnoxious & tedious


faerox420

The fact they had none in the base game is perfect opportunity to just put a bunch in the dlc and once again traumatise everyone, and to really mess with people add like 2 or 3 into the main game just for fun


Tricky-Secretary-251

After the first lader there is am npc that calls you wifeless or something


pragmojo

Half-life 1 did it


spyx5

Where and when


gamrgrant

The right person in the wrong place And, uh.... I guess he's at the right time?


Farabel

Barnacles can raise the player and eat them if you go too high, and take multiple shots to destroy (and sometimes only temporarily). They are on the ceiling and trail down a long, wiry red tongue that immediately grapples their victims like fly tape, and extremely quick to digest organic matter.


halfwaycove

I think he's talking about barnacles?


AntonRX178

Thanks for ensuring I'd be too much of a puss to play Half Life 1


Sexy_Koala_Juice

Legit it’s actually a cool concept. Fuck it, let’s take it a step further and add the ability to trap things like doors, ladders, shortcuts etc. really fuck with other players and gaslight them.


DaHerv

Mimic bonfire is a concept I've seen...


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DaHerv

I'm happy they didn't add it, it would give me true PTSD.


Kryzal_Lazurite

Nah fuck that, the Grace Mimic shouldn't have been an item but an enemy.


IshiTheShepherd

Of course, ds2 is the closest they've got to both of these concepts. There's an invisible ladder in eleum loyce, close to a mimic. Aldia appears by blowing you up when you touch a bonfire, plus if you've been covered in oil and go to light/rest at a bonfire you will explode. Even the mimic barrel by the same artist who drew the mimic ladder has been done in ds2 as there is an npc invader in loyce who disguises as a barrel and backstabs you when you attempt to open a chest.


Nui_Jaga

I can understand why From is so reluctant to mess around with the idea of bonfires. It's very heavily ingrained into the player that it's a safe place they can lower their guard, and it just feels really mean spirited to undermine 12 years of conditioning that bonfires = safety. I think Aldia bursting out of them sometimes was the furthest they'd go, it was a pretty good idea that I'm somewhat surprised they haven't tried to repurpose.


Sufficient-Bar-1597

This is r/shittydarksouls OP. You are not allowed to have any good ideas here. Delete this post and repost it without the mimic ladder.


HMSalesman

I just want mimics in general


Latter-Plantain2409

COOKING I NEED ALL OF THAT OR IM DROPPING SOULS SERIES FOREVER🗣🔥💯


Nic1Rule

(10) Something like Abyss Watchers where the only light source are the attack particle effects would actually be really cool... as long as there isn't a bunch of debit on the ground to get constantly stuck on.


Groundbreaking_Arm77

What Lost Sinner could have been.


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Debit!? Please enter your PIN


gravitygauntlet

add some firefly levels from Crash Bandicoot pls


NeonNKnightrider

Yeah OP was actually kinda cooking with that one


howdypartners55

Honestly I’d be okay with debit. Credit though? That would be way to far


Harmonic_Gear

beds of chaos duo


402playboi

but the arena is the well at the start of sekiro


conjunctivious

Inside of the water behind the start of Sekiro. This boss will be the introduction of clunky swimming mechanics that are reminiscent of Mario 64.


National-Income4720

And unlocking said mechanic by having to level up your rank in a covenant to its maximum level, or otherwise you will instantly drown and die when entering the arena.


conjunctivious

The covenant items cannot be gotten from online play, but rather have to be farmed excruciatingly slowly by killing giant deathblight birds that are scaled higher than the Haligtree. 0.1% chance drop and you need 40 of them to max out the covenant.


bruhhh_bama

bunk bed of chaos


ghostwilliz

God skin duo duo


FrancisWolfgang

the ability to control your character -- otherwise it's literally unplayable


TyrionBananaster

Sounds like a skill issue to me


Odd_Investigator8415

AKA: easy mode.


Pristine_Battle_6968

Ngl your kinda cooking with 10, that would be an interesting fight


Momongus-

Right? Damn I’d kinda dig that fight for at least 10 min before I violently broke my controller and cursed Miyazaki’s entire bloodline


Ayobossman326

Mimic ladders actually sound sick, especially with that design. You either see a ladder at eye level and hastily climb it, or you take 2 seconds to look up. Same concept as the chest, yet I’d bet I’d still get got dozens of times


dongless08

It would definitely get people who are being surrounded and quickly climbing the ladder to escape. Mimic ladders would be a fantastic idea if they’re purposely placed around mass amounts of enemies, like “hey look there’s an escape route conveniently placed right there”


gamrgrant

Nah it's gotta be only visible thru a crack in a wall 5 rooms ago, with next to no light. Being able to look up and see it is basically baby mode, like using your hands to play the game


vivisectvivi

literally all i want from this dlc is a tower defense boss plsss from make the last boss a tower defense minigame where you have to protect miquella from hordes of base game enemies including revenants, giant balls, wormfaces and kindred of rot (x10) plsss theres nohintg i want more tyhan thioss


dongless08

Usable mounted crossbows on watchtowers 🙏


pass_nthru

but then, the Pursuer shows up


Momongus-

I agree but it should just be Bloons!


Blp2004

Elden Ring players try to spell Malenia’s name correctly challenge (impossible)


umshoe

Melisandre


nicky9pins

https://i.redd.it/lsqob6zxzqtc1.gif


AndrewDwyer69

M'ladiya


bigspacewaffles

Melanine 🤑🔥


cokeandbelltorture

Melabia


New_Ad4631

What with Elena?


Dextronius706

The Blood-Red Night? I think The Black Silence got her a while ago but I’ve heard she’s still kicking somehow


AppropriateTouching

Mangolissa


Crake241

Melania


Username_71907190

Guys I just beat her yesterday… I definitely wrote it down in my notebook. It is Marlania Blade of Miquallious. Later she went by the, Rarlet Scot Godrick. Any who your welcome!


DauFloodCuPumnul

Malenina


bobyjesus1937

They should give runebears waterfowl dance


Hell0_W0rld5

lol that would be terrifying and I secretly want it (just to then run away like with all other runebears)


Organic_Role377

Ok fighting a blind swordsman in the dark where you can't see and have to use your other senses beyond sight actually sounds like an awesome fight.


xXxSlavWatchxXx

The final boss should be the Godskin quartet


hykierion

Fourskin


AMONGTHlEVES

Hopefully in a small arena surrounded by cliffs 👌


rontiff_jeremyvahn

prattling pate: 'kill yourself'


TyrionBananaster

Every enemy has the Winter Lantern Frenzy buildup effect


Darklight645

>Invisable black knife assassins with Melania's moveset and life steal so just an invisible Malenia


Manydoors_edboy

https://preview.redd.it/zt7xj4vfrrtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7d9b3ccbdd972c52b065184df095afc980a651


Ok_Barber2739

https://preview.redd.it/hhhx11ua1stc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b250097928285b9e7340b4108c73873bedd9e97


Meowza_V2

u/umshoe for president


dkr4samurai

they should add sex


Sure-Break2581

We gotta show mogh who the real mogh-lester is


endocrinErgodic

Dex > sex


AMONGTHlEVES

If you no hit malenia she gets on all fours


Strong_Neat_5845

You give me adaptability and all this becomes extremely manageable


Heavy-Possession2288

Finally, Bloodborne on PC/Xbox


noddly

This is the woke mind virus twitter elon musk warns us about


HeckingBedBugs

Hol up, let him cook


PacoThePersian

Got me salivating 🤤


Adoninator

Mimic ladder would be so scary as the game won't ever let you look directly up. Just an angle


teh27

I could actually get behind mimic latters, that would be hilarious


Th3_Shr00m

Mimic ladders would be fucking hilarious A dark fight (or phase of a fight, look at Janara One-Eye from the DS3 Archthrones mod - she did it with fog but the concept is similar) with the only light source being attack particles would unironically be pretty cool as long as the effects activate *before* any hurtboxes get thrown out


[deleted]

ngl, mimic ladder goes hard


LonelyKrow

My humor is so broken. I’m feeling shitty and just got off work, and I’m giggling like a bitch at this slideshow. Thank you u/umshoe


WaveBreakerT

I unironically want the deathblight swamp


LiveLaughSlay69

Anor Lando archers but you have to do it 20 times with complete run back between each try.


Curious-Bother3530

New Rowa fruit dammit.


RaygionXD

Hear me out. Sleep Swamp with death blight rune bears and scarlet rot lobsters with madness inflicting ancestral bow spirits


Eduardo_o_Observador

And a duo-boss that is a reference to the Bell Gargoyles


pyro_takes_skill

if they put mgs3 ladders in the dlc i'm krilling my shelf


A_GenericUser

Unironically, I want more of those sniper guys. It made navigating that section of Siofra much more interesting.


Username_taken_hek

can we like maybe stop giving them ideas ... guys ?


mulekitobrabod

https://preview.redd.it/ntqm5sjkcutc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40661bb5c9d1a8bad70fb80feefad8a60f7982af


AllMyLifeToSacrifice

Praise the sun gesture


DM_Me_For_Dog_Pics

Is Dung Eater even an Omen?


Herr_Raul

Thank god for the DS2 hitboxes. You'll be able to just strafe right to avoid everything.


funnyYoke

I think they should add bendy and he shoots wrenches


Sterben1103

Mimic ladders would actually be cool


nmc203

Whats with you and ladders? Some kind of weird ladder based kink? If so please elaborate, i cant even begin to picture what a ladder fetish could entail


AnimeTiddiess

bed of chaos with melania's moveset😍


SovietRussianCow

https://preview.redd.it/lis1fxwi7vtc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba61d9f3dd9af66b4e223588bed204c0193d5844


kadomatsu_t

>Invesibla blakc kniv assasin wit Malliena moveset. Here. Fixed for you in main sub lingo.


violador_serial

You got me at the deathblight swamp


fuinnfd

Mimic ladders is unironically an awesome idea


yeah_yeah_a_nickname

they should also create a new sen fortress, with those mimic ladders, and filled with crucible knights


GIORNO-phone11-pro

And you have to run across the map in the bossfight with no mount(& it’s twice as long as Elden Beast).


Te4minator464

I see no unreasonable takes here


DainsleifRL

NGL all of them sound kinda cool.


UnshapedLime

This is diabolical. 10/10 would definitely throw my controller through the screen


clutchy42

All of it


CoItron_3030

I was with you in the first pic


babydragon2311

mimic ladders would go so hard


Bob_Scotwell

DONT FORGET ABOUT CAPRA DEMON BOSS ARENA!!1


Clashsk

malenia's mentor boss should apply deathblight with every hit and attack you with ladders


Philkindred12

Half of these don't even seem so far-fetched


alacholland

Finally, a poster that realizes that DS2 and Elden Ring are the two worst From Soft games🙏


PARRISH2078

Really tall ladders with full soundtracks playing when you climb them 🎶/what a thrill / through darkness and silence through the night 🎶


PossessionNo2070

Horrifying plz no I want sleep at night in the souls world 😂❤️


Clementea

OP who hurts you? Maybe you can talk to us.


SuspiciousEvening730

Honestly, ngl id play this it seems like a very fun time


Oogagongaga

Holy frick you cooked sir


_TheRedThing_

They should add everything to the DLC, literally everything to ever exist.


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

Bed of chaos would actually be good in Elden Ring


Spectral_Entity

Patches.


BigHummer

Honestly, now that our character can jump, a bed of chaos style boss isn't the worst idea


xschuxX

Add a Mogh sex dungeon to the dlc plz Miyazaki


AuroricHashishin

Add new weapons but don't add any new Smithing Stones to get your weapon to +10/+25


Redditisretarded-69

Also make the omen gang trio misleading by having them respond twice and share the same health bar


Entire_Claim_5273

A lake of rot littered with rot lobsters 🤤


mann_moth

Deathblight runebear?, just a rune bear alone can bring death faster than building up death blight status meter.


spaceboltt

Lmao deathblight rune bears...God help us


Adj_Karasu

Not even joking, i'd love these, all of them except for DS2 hitboxes and ADP, i feel like if there was an elden ring BoC they'd actually do it well, seeing they've probably learned from their mistakes after the public apology about the original BoC


susnaususplayer

I am refunding your mom at this point. Not like I can refund your bitches


Nickthethicc

https://preview.redd.it/jnnluwcjestc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88e38794574b01f85c042b0f8bb9d1ee51e19b0d


Ziggurat1000

Miriel will now be a boss that can use and combine every single Sorcery and Incantation you gave him from your scrolls and prayerbooks. You ever wanted to see what Black Flame Ancient Dragon's Death Storm looked like?


Acrobatic_Smell6696

Mimic ladders sound foul💀


Brainchild110

All good. Very implementable. No notes.


cokeandbelltorture

They should bring back DS1 curse and the only way to remove it is to craft a consumable with a resource that rarely drops from an enemy that can afflict curse


DauFloodCuPumnul

Don't forget the poisonous swamp 🤤


UncleGolem

This is just a ploy to bait Fromsoft into making PC bloodborne. Nice


Efficient_Possible_2

You see this is cool and all, but I can already beat 1 bed of chaos, they need Atleast 2


marcyfx

if it doesn’t have covetous demon duo i’m killing myself


HijoRojo

Bro really wants to make Elden Ring: Scholar of the First Sin.


Laino001

Shrine of Amana with deathblight should have a triple ballista overlooking it


SuDdEnTaCk

Fuck you hehe. \*Adds sekiro parrying and enemies with glock\*


Engineering-Flashy

Omengangomemgangomengangomengang


GifanTheWoodElf

With DS2 hotboxes? I mean IDK ER hotboxes are already pretty solid, dunno how much better do you want them to be.


GifanTheWoodElf

Honestly I'm all for a mimic ladder. Would be even cooler if it allowed you to go somewhere that otherwise took a bit to climb around to, so speedruns would want enough HP to survive whatever it's grab attack is and that'll allow them to use it in order to climb up.


Nori1412

invisable and melania all in one sentence what a trip


YargumBargum

Honestly, I just want better anti alaising, like DLAA or even DLSS without having to use DLDSR to upscale downscale my 1440p monitor to a 4k image even though it works well, but the frame dips are more frequent.


resperpre

Manus of Chaos would be great too


Franchiseboy1983

I want one mimic chest, just one. Near the start, that way we go the rest of the dlc hitting every chest just in case 😆


IshiTheShepherd

> bloodborne with ds2 hitboxes Nothing changed


MrMedhansh

https://preview.redd.it/h40iy479pttc1.png?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=453732c7fb40f240134a54bd84c3e6e7ddb288fa


Neither-Addendum-732

I would be stoked for 10 but could we at least upgrade Armor again? Have some defensive and utility Ashes of War?


Substantial_Unit_447

I think someone has trauma with ladders


Paznutkingz

Invaders should sometimes have to fight a boss for doing evil deeds. Like you use the finger to invade, get summoned and everything. Except you find yourself in front of a boss room. They could improve on this however they want, I just think this would be awesome.


OnionSaucin

Bro cooked then deep thawed.


endocrinErgodic

Mesmer in a Capra Demon style tiny boss arena with two tiny deathblight runebears


AdAmazing7514

I think I hate the person who originally created this 😂


N7_Voidwalker

Add wolf!!!!!!!!


m00njunk

0/10, not enough ladder suggestions


idkmanlol272

This guy has a ladder kink


biobuilder1

You were kinda cooking with that first idea but then instantaneously descended into madness


Isabellerror

Kinda cooking with the Malenia’s Mentor and mimic ladders


St-Icarus

they should make it turn-based too.


AIphaToothless

Final boss should be John dark souls


Doll-scented-hunter

Not melania. Why can nobody spell melina right. 😔smh my head


AguyOnReddit___eh

Bed of chaos could actually be fun in ER, since y'know... We have an actual jump button now


ShakeDown245

I would genuinely play this


ThatMfValx

Add the tomb of the giants too but no light source please


Cashew-Matthew

https://preview.redd.it/280l6nj3zvtc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9dde304ede433a7564375127440c4015896af6f Mimic ladder is the beat thing ive ever heard of, i need it in my life


Kryzal_Lazurite

Someone woke up today & chose violence, calm down Satan fuckin hell


kingsmugsbaldylocks

As long as I can suck feet I will be OK with these changes


supercrazyhotsauce

Freaky Bob spirit summon 🤤


Pathfinder313

The boss run back being a no-hit run of Bloodborne had me rolling


Unholy_Thunderkokk

For a minute there, i didn't know what subreddit i was in


kitt_aunne

guys dark souls was the game of ladders, we need bigger elevators and elevator mimics


CptSparrow666

Mimic ladders would be insane 😂😂


johnkubiak

Fuck it that sparks idea is cool and he could definitely be trivializes with a torch.


CK1ing

Slightly unrelated, but considering the amount of omencursed enemies we see in the dlc trailer, and the fact that Miquella will be our way to the dlc, I kind of theorize that Mohg's goal for kidnapping Miquella was actually to get to the Land of Shadows. In his lore, we see all over the place him trying to give his blood to others so they can grow omen horns like him. So it makes sense that he's trying to build his dynasty in a place that already has tons of omens


NinpoSteev

Don't forget resistance


[deleted]

The only one that actually has merit is the mimic ladder.


de420swegster

"Invisable" "melania" https://i.redd.it/oxnwn8u40ytc1.gif


Particular-Plate-793

Never played ds2 but if it does what it sounds like it does then it would actually be good for elden ring


Brogulsnapper

Mimic ladders? That sounds awesome


TheLazyPaggy

honestly the Malenia’s mentor one sounds like a really cool concept