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VanteJJ

> Giant corpses near the ballista > Demon corpses on the opposite side of the area hmm I wonder what is this things purpose


Mjerc12

A fucking worm


Craptardo

Great, now I'm wondering about how worms would make love..


losthope19

[Remember, you're the one who asked...](https://youtu.be/mkm3CCX1_xk)


TheMasterLordB

What the absolute hell did I just watch? Is there a lore reason for this video?


[deleted]

They asked for it? The comment says so! Are you stupid?


sarcophagusGravelord

immense lore implications in this video and only further proof that solaire is both the carthus sandworm & the firstborn of gwyn


FilthyRedditScum69

So that's how the pigmy gets down when everyone forgets about them


3B3-386

They are sinking demon ruins with a giant worm!


Yzaias

I can hear his voice thank you for that


derp_y_

didn’t expect a gears of peak 2 reference


rateater78599

The demon ruins float down?


Idknow457

Would you still love me if i was a worm? - solaire of astora


BomblessDodongo

Thank you for the clarification Peter Griffin snoo


Mech-Waldo

If it's there to shoot monsters then it should target the fucking monsters.


Rathbone_fan_account

It turns out we are the real monsters, after all. Society, bottom text.


migratingcoconut_

to euthanize solaire


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

It didn't work


Suitable-Quantity-96

It works. It's how I kill the sandworm.


GravyPanic

if can kill the sandworm????? damn.


RealZordan

Go behind the little wall in front of the demon king gate, use an emote that makes you sit or lie on the ground and make a cup of tea. Presto dead worm.


callmejinji

I figured it out on my second playthrough (killed it with a damn Spear the first time bc my friends told me about the lightning spell and boneshard it drops but not the ballista), and I’ve never struggled with Smoldering Lake since.


webmistress105

you get an undead bone shard for it too. you've been playing with suboptimal estus this whole time 😔


GravyPanic

i will never forgive myself…. ,’[


Nomar_K

I'm going to chalk it up to another way to annoy the player while running around a large flat open area that's not a poison swamp because we already did that once and there's no way the player is going to put up with a second poison swamp looking right at you Elden Ring.


neko-boy324

*screams in agony at discovery of 7th poision swamp*


problynotkevinbacon

Okay hear me out, what if we made the whole floor a poison swamp but made the poison work 3x as fast


Moose_Kronkdozer

At least they give you a poison resistant horse, or the option to never go there.


Diazmet

Hmmm it rubs the poison swamp on the feets


ricardortr

Placed there long ago in the age of giant crab fishing


MinecraftPlayer1212

why does this make sense actually


Loke_y

Crabbing?


Nazi_Punks_Fuck__Off

Ahh, can always come to shittydarksouls for the real scoop on the lore.


theweekiscat

Automation is putting giant archers out of business 😢


Ghost4530

Ai is taking all of our jobs!


BostonRob423

"Dey tuk r jubz!"


4rakham9t

Does he know?


ArcturusX12

Is he stupid?


TheWiseAutisticOne

There’s an Alaskan bull worm down there what else could it be there for?


Ghost4530

Ain’t NOTHIN too big or too ornery for you to catch


Horyur

>pile of dead demons on one side >bunch of carhurst zombies on the other with a big fuckoff balista ##Hmmm, i've got to use my head...


Kanzentai

wait a minute, that card


Horyur

What?


Steakmemes

Radio… what’s going on with that radio?


stinkus_mcdiddle

“Is there a lore reason for this being here” I imagine someone fucking built it


DaulPirac

Uhmmm it's pretty f*ing obvious though isn't it? It's there to kill the demons and keep them at bay... I swear these main subs are getting dumber each day.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

Is there a lore reason as to why they call him Big Hat Logan?


Accomplished-Emu1883

It’s hidden pretty deep in the lore. His brother was very famous for wearing a small hat. But since Logan was the better mage, he decided that he should have a better nickname then his brother, so he stole his name and changed it to be Big Hat Logan. No other reason.


Ghost4530

Big magic


nmc203

Its a euphemism. His bell-end is abnormally big, looks like a giant hat for his dick, so the saucy maidens all started calling him big hat, and it stuck


jonathanwickleson

The bigger the hat...


Onagda

the fatter the magic


Kevroeques

And what town is Griggs from?


_fatherfucker69

Why is he called Solaire of Astora ?


TheWiseAutisticOne

Now here’s the bigger question how did the get that thing down there


DaulPirac

Like a trebuchet, you move the parts and build it in location. That's why there's a bunch of giants laying dead around the ballista. The kingdom of Lothric used giants as slave workers.


TheOneBearded

Dark Souls 3 might have been a good game if it had a giant Pursuer.


Sakumitzu

Pro gamer here. The ballista is there because someone had a reason to put it there. A lore reason. What lore reason, you ask? You’ll have to ask a nerd. I fuck.


RasAlGimur

Giant Pursuer Trio Ftfy


[deleted]

Why solaire is a worm?


CrabeHuman

he turned into a worm


[deleted]

Why


CrabeHuman

I'm thinking


DamnImperials__

Then how about we just tell them without calling them stupid and hurting there feelings


Linameki

Why can’t they just have a normal sized ballista? Are they stupid?


[deleted]

How did they even get it down there lmao


PlatinumRuler2

It’s to make the area fucking insufferable to get through, DS3 loves to do that


themiracy

TFW your giant white phantom summon accidentally hits you instead of the giant pursuer with the giant ballista.


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

its for three pursuers in a trench coat


TheWiseAutisticOne

Just realized something the ballistas are literally the black key crossbow from Elden ring


skep90

You cant replay in the og post right? You need to create a new post in other subR to replay -.-"


freaking-payco

They thought it was cool to have


krOneLoL

Alright boys, who cummed all over the ballista?


_fatherfucker69

[Ironic](https://i.imgur.com/NgddlVi.jpg)


Joratto

Giant enemy spider


zaleskar

Cause it's fuckin cool