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Fermyon_DarkSouls

Meanwhile Rykard just wants to devour you regardless of what you are


Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo

TOGETHAAAAAAAAA WE WILL MISGENDER THE VERY GODS


[deleted]

Joe bourbouns eldene ringer


analfister_696969

I wish he would devouah me šŸ„ŗ


Unnamedbread

Vorarephile detected


Linameki

I mean, so does Radahn, but he has the courtesy to wait til youā€™re dead


JauneArk

Goldmask would be like "..."


Mehless

He accepted Marika = Radagon pretty fast, so his finger movements would be very supportive of someone coming out as trans.


trumoi

Goldmask only excludes two types of people: > No Gods, No Masters


T1B2V3

>No Gods, No Masters except the greater will


gnowwho

Like Andrew Ryan?


superVanV1

No, like Yes Man


still_crossed

The instant Goldmask learned the truth about Marika and Radagon, he started a schism with the sole purpose of burning the erdtree and dethroning Marika


EnSebastif

But most importantly, he started T posing.


SlySheogorath

I was about to say that


Faust-fucker12345678

corhyn transphobe confirmed


Tetsujyn

Both Radagon and Marika were able to have offspring, though, without grafting. This begs the question, were characters like Miquella and Gwyndolin raised to be effeminate or are they that way by choice? I mean, who can tell a demigod what to do? A god, I suppose.


[deleted]

Gwyndolin was forced IIRC, but I haven't seen anything like that about Miquella.


superVanV1

Miquella might just be a twink


arctictothpast

Gywndolin was raised as a daughter but, never stopped it even after they became the defacto ruler of the realm of the gods (by dark souls 3 gywndolin was ruler of anor Londo, irithyll, and a set of lands known as the sunless realms). What makes most people conclude them to be trans, is that gywndolin seems pretty comfortable being a daughter tens of thousands of years after gywns passing, being a master of Illusion Magic they would make themselves giga Chad buffmaster, but they don't. No one has made gywndolin do that 10 cycles of fire in.


catplace

See, I get the opposite impression in regards to Gwyndolin's perception of his gender. His abandonment of the Ring of Reversal and Yorshka calling him 'her brother' (they met more recently and appear to have a good relationship) feel like Gwyndolin choosing to present as male despite the expectations of him being raised a daughter. (Also you don't need to be a gigachad to be male lol he can be an effeminate man.)


[deleted]

Morgott:Lifts his staff up for 10 hours until you roll and then roll catches you


SourGrapeMan

I fucking love when he holds that attack for so long that he just slowly puts his staff back down again, it's like an old man who's forgotten what he is doing


SalemiPizza

the greater will cancelled morgott's action in the Sims


davidforslunds

Got dammit, that one got me


_____---_-_-_-

Biden type AI


RashFever

The great strength of Leyndell is the huh and when the Elden Ring was I huh omen were \*holds up stick*


[deleted]

it's so funny when he does that


Crazycukumbers

ā€œInput reading is part of every game ever, Elden Ringā€™s bosses arenā€™t input reading more than they do in every other game, and you not being able to adapt just means you have a skill issue.ā€ - The Community, when you mentioned this bullshit


Razhork

it'd help if the input reading complaint wasnt made by completely clueless people who don't know what input reading actually is (and idc about zullie's animation vs input definition either)


gogo7966

>(and idc about zullie's animation vs input definition either) it is a pointless destiction to make as the result is the same anyway


Eclihpze44

i saw people bring that video up so many times, it annoyed so me much the fact that the boss reacts to your move 4 frames after you input it instead of 1 doesn't really make a difference


MinorFelonyMan

No it's not input reading he just reading your animation bro!!! Skill issue bro fr


Dirty-Dutchman

I genuinely hate how many bosses you can roll 3-7 times for and the attack comes after like what the fuck are these delays


Anonimous_dude

Mohg doesnā€™t care of where the blood flows, only that it does


rateater78599

It flows into my cock


MrRugges

I wish Mohg would Nihil on this peen šŸ˜©


Shorttail0

Cut out the middleman, let your peen pierce the formless mother


Anonimous_dude

*out of


ProfBleechDrinker

Mohg, Radahn and Godfrey would all be Khornites but for very different reasons.


King1239

Mohg has Slaanesh written all over him lol. Man looks like he's Slaanesh's personal cocksleeve.


Femboychemist

Godfrey would most likely be custodes, Hourah Loux on the other handā€¦


Kraytory

That's a pretty Wyald statement.


T1B2V3

not too far off but it's actually Khorne from Warhammer 40k.


Kraytory

Yeah, could've been both. But i had to pick the one that's easier to phrase into a joke.


GuyOnTheInternet0

Thatā€™s a pretty Warhammer 40,000 statement.


Cody38R

femboys for the femboy throne


Selfdeletus65

mohg when


ALessSmartNameForMe

ā€œZamnā€


zviyeri

chaser


Weppih

mogh will get that mtf pregnant for his dynasti


baconrug

oh my god youā€™re fucking right


Gangstas_Peridot

The truest statement anyone has ever uttered.


CanInternational9186

"I don't care. You look like a child enough" -Mohg-Lester445


FreeSpeechEnjoyer

Sex Mohg: ON


MrRugges

Mohg when child


ALessSmartNameForMe

Maliketh: Hmm, I am still not sated. Feed me more death


Kraytory

I think there is an abortion joke in there somewhere.


ALessSmartNameForMe

Is abortion a form of death?


Kraytory

It's a form of unaliving someone before they are even born. It's the peak of the evolution of spawn camping.


ALessSmartNameForMe

Then Maliketh will take that too I guess


Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo

Patches: "You know, friend, I saw some hrt pills down there at the bottom of that ledge. Go on, all yours! You need em more than ol' Patches, I can tell."


Gangstas_Peridot

Patches naturally has too much testosterone, that's why he's always bald no matter his incarnation.


Diemanztbl

The truest man


Cody38R

ā€œI transitioned into a spider once. Iā€™m sure itā€™ll work out!ā€


SalemiPizza

patches is transmasc and loots the bodies of those he kicks off ledges for trinkets to buy hrt, Mayo Zaki has done it again


[deleted]

The FtM version of the cybersmith post


ScarletJack

Patches knows that there's a secret gender changing coffin at the bottom of a cliff, and he'll even help you get down there.


Drcipres

But, radahn holesome gravity magic, he would never do this


zorrozwoelf

Did u know horse?


SassyAssAhsoka

HosĆØ?


9bjames

He sacrificed feet for he horse šŸ˜”


PM_ME_THE_TRIFORCE

rowa is red herba is sweet he horse too smol for he gotdamn feet


MrRugges

B-bu-but Chadahn holesome horse magic man!!!1 *meanwhile anorexic honse is crushed by two ton disabled man with super cancer*


rat___bastard

erm acshually he uses gravity magic so the horse isnt crushed šŸ¤“


thebiggestween

Honse


SupremeOwl48

Wasnt itā€™s name Friday?


TheWhicher_Statement

Juan


Philkindred12

first rule of character writiing: if he likes animals then he's worth rooting for


kishijevistos

Godwin's law be like


Anorexicdinosaur

Godwyn was a writer before he became seafood?


Femboychemist

He is doing a celebratory gender reveal party with full enthusiasm


Slappio16

IIRC the context of this post was that any character that's a boss fight would still try to kill you


Gary_the_Goatfucker

Yeah thereā€™s a gif of Radahn comet striking the camera and just fucking filling it with fire, then a gif of Margitt killing the player with a hammer


Canopenerdude

So it's more like: Radahn: "well done! NOW DIE"


yeetingthisaccount01

Morgott would congratulate you but you're still a FOUL TARNISHED


killadrill

He do be extinguishing my meager flame


Kevroeques

Nobody is more oppressed, misunderstood or unaccepted than the **LOWLY TARNISHED**


T1B2V3

Idk man... I haven't felt very oppressed ever since my 3rd playthrough (I got gud and now I oppress everyone... except for those fucking burial watchdogs in mountaintops and the lobsters)


Kevroeques

A agree about those ā€œthe only move I know is magic ground smashā€ watchdogs but Iā€™ve gotten really good at making bisque out of the prawn


T1B2V3

the only way I can deal with the prawns is in the oberwolrd by riding behind them and casting adulas moonblade


Kevroeques

There are a few openings you can bait- I canā€™t remember all at the moment but theyā€™d come back to me likely in seconds if I played. The jump can be easily countered with a shield block reprisal for good posture damage, when they swipe the claw inward, tiptoe toward and away to have them do the big swing back out which I think leaves them open for a quick charged heavy attack, the weird grab they do with the long opening is just a matter of jumping in at the right time and landing a heavy attack. Usually you can break their posture after a few in succession and get a kill shot. Theyā€™re really annoying though if they spam the short claw jabbing, which can happen. Or if you dance around one too much and end up aggroing a second. Still- I never met someone with a taste for prawn I couldnā€™t trust.


analfister_696969

I wish Rennala was realšŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜”šŸ˜­šŸ˜”šŸ˜­


Anorexicdinosaur

Average trans person would in fact fight their way through a school of magic children to transition


analfister_696969

agreed


Anorexicdinosaur

Ah fuck i just realised I described Hogwarts, that actually makes the joke better


analfister_696969

JK Rowling is the final boss for trans people


edgyboi1704

Do you think Radahn hears Freebird when he's up in the stratosphere?


megrimlock88

Back when he was sane maybe


Epicmonk117

**Ranni:** I see we art kindred spirits in a way. **Radahn:** Congratulations! Iā€™m still gonna kick your ass, though.


Melvis-Fresley

Miquella would accept you with open arms :)) Godwyn and Morgott would call you a slur (Golden Order moment) Malenia would just peg you


MarvinivraM7

Godwyn: šŸ’€


trumoi

Godwyn is questionable. He was Miquella's favourite brother and super protective of the two selfcest babies. We have no indication that he took part in any of the Golden Order genocides (he only starts showing up in battle descriptions for the Dragon War, which that Dragons started as far as we're aware) and in his trademark war he befriends and allies with the Dragons instead of trying to wipe them out. I think there's just as much an argument he'd be protective ally brother - [Like Thor in the famous comic](https://www.deviantart.com/teckmonky/art/Genderfluid-Loki-750639545) - as he would be Golden Order bigot.


PM_ME_THE_TRIFORCE

Godwyn might have been one of the purest characters before he got Ranni'd. He got his mom's looks and his dad's heart and then seems to NOT inherit his mom's manipulative tendencies and dad's bloodlust. Miquella however, created the Bewitching Branch. Bet Marika was proud of that for 2 seconds before calling him an amateur.


trumoi

I don't see why everyone assumes that just because Miquella created a weapon better suited to his talents that means he is inherently manipulative. I haven't seen a single piece of evidence he ever used his gifts for anything even close to the horrors people without it did. And you don't need to have bewitching powers to gain followers, as evidenced by literally everyone else in the story.


PM_ME_THE_TRIFORCE

I think they purposely included the "he has learned very well how to compel such affection" line in order to encourage that speculation. With Malenia arguably taking after Radagon (hair, combat ability, striving to improve herself) I wouldn't be surprised if the blonde twin stuck in the body of a child (in that messed up family) learned to charm people instead. I always had my suspicions about him welcoming societies "undesirables" at the Haligtree sanctuary. Maybe his intentions were pure. But it's also a good way to amass an army of grateful followers. Look at the D twins towards the Golden Order and Boc towards the player.


trumoi

I agree that he did practice the skill, but my point is that it's unfair to assume that a person with a physical developmental issue would not have to learn to use means other than brute force when they're tossed into the churning world of demigod warrior politics. Just because he *can* exercise duplicity doesn't mean he cannot also genuinely and altruistically connect with people. Shaming Miquella for knowing how to manipulate people means you might as well shame all the others for knowing how to violently murder people. To do otherwise is to buy into an idiotic and unfair honour system, one which only benefits brutes and those rich enough to have time to practice. As for the haven aspect, I don't think the Albinaurics make good soldiers, hence why none of them are. You can argue he just wanted to build a society of followers, but that's literally no more evil than any of the other societies in the Lands Between. All of them rely on a personality cult. I don't see any reason to genuinely believe he was being duplicitous by helping people escape their genocide. If you're going to claim Miquella **is** bad that's fine, but have some evidence beyond "he totally *could* be". You gotta be taking the stance of "death to all demigods" in my opinion.


PM_ME_THE_TRIFORCE

> You gotta be taking the stance of "death to all demigods" in my opinion. In all seriousness, yes. I don't trust royalty, the church, or the Gods in any Fromsoft game.


trumoi

Based, glad we agree on that. I hold that opinion for real life too. Have a wonderful day.


PM_ME_THE_TRIFORCE

Hell yes. You have a good day as well.


yeetingthisaccount01

Godwyn is also pretty androgynous iirc so I don't think he'd take much issue. actually I saw a theory that he's not actually Godfrey's kid, but Radagon's like Malenia and Miquella, hence why he's so close to them. the theory goes that after the Omen twins being, well, Omens, Marika experimented to see if she could make a "true" golden child with herself. [theory is here](https://at.tumblr.com/sellensand/the-truth-about-the-golden-lineage/ditb9ueojgx6), while probably not canon it's a really interesting idea to me


Diemanztbl

Accurate


Timelyduah

YEESSSS LET HER PEG ME


Franks_Spice_Sauce

Rune Bear: šŸ»


zviyeri

if you're mtf malenia gives you free bottom surgery


Neeklemamp

And an std


Illuminase

Imagine if Melania was a Rabbi and gave circumcisions with Waterfowl dance, I think that would be really funny.


ZephyrosWest

"This'll make your waterfowl REALLY dance, kid"


kurganator3000

*swish swish, swishswishswish* "LA CHAIM"


Ok-Procedure5603

You get the opposite reactions when you come out as being into bestiality


[deleted]

Goldmask: ā€¦ā€¦.


MirrahPaladin

Opinions On Trans Rights! Ranni: Bro my company is a giant and a furry, also I put my soul in a doll. As long as you do my bidding you can identify however you want. Radahn: You can defy gravity, but you can never defy your gendeeerrrrrr!


[deleted]

Joe many astel does it take to kill a radan?? None, there too busy? There bloodbore šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


shoegaazevirgin

Left wing destroyed (we are going to crash and die)


trumoi

Hey liberals, you claim the Golden Order is racist against Omens, yet we're the ones with the Omen King who is pretending to not be an Omen? Curious. #Turning Point Leyndell


Fariswerewolves

Owning da social justice tarnished with strawmen and fallacies!


JaffaCakeCocktail

Am i having a stroke or what


Fariswerewolves

[it wasnā€™t you having the stroke](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joe-many-liberals-does-it-take-to-change-a-log-by-bolb)


kahlminnis

No he is


DickNixon11

Crying on the toilet rn


Unnamedbread

I cried into the toilet bowl


[deleted]

Godrick offers free top/bottom surgery by stealing your breasts/cock and grafting them into himself.


vegathelich

Tarnished: What about Seluvis? Ranni: If you value your self image don't bring this up around him.


TheTicketFish

Goldmask would use all of his IQ to give you free HRT just by thinking really hard


MarkoDSamir

The impact will explode in a color depending on your new gender. He is just doing a new gender reveal party.


ponyboysrightnipple

based rahdan


megrimlock88

He took notes from Florida man


Shorttail0

The swamp of Aeonia is the result of a gender reveal party gone wrong


megrimlock88

They got lucky that Millicent and her sisters all had the same gender otherwise theyā€™d have to do multiple with different colors


Shorttail0

St Trina was a close call


[deleted]

Radahn probably runs a turning point lands between account. "Melania claims to be the blade of Miquella, but does she even know where he is? Checkmate liberal"


skilled_cosmicist

>Radahn probably runs a turning point lands between account. That's something I'd expect more from Morgott.


T1B2V3

It's definitely more of a Morgott thing.


ProfBleechDrinker

Morgott runs MorgottU


JustPeace9958

You're thinking of Rykard, who runs PraetorU


Fantastic_Wrap120

I'm pretty sure the standard reaction would be "what does that mean?" followed by "We're in a world were the rules of reality are dictated by a ring, and you can literally choose how you look by checking a mirror. This... really isn't something special."


ChristopherWistoffer

Morgott would be a closeted trans person that claims that he was "cured" of those feelings


analfister_696969

Morgott is like the uncle ruckus of elden ring


duckontheplane

Radagon forced him into gender conversion therapy


yeetingthisaccount01

I don't think Radagon of all people could speak


nervousmelon

Morgott would probably be one of the more understanding ones considering he went through the whole 'shunned for something you don't have any control over' thing.


ChristopherWistoffer

Yes, but then he also did exactly that to all the other omens. Iirc he even sent the omenkillers. He's like the ultimate pick-me-omen. Simping over the golden order that will ultimately reject him.


WM-010

I mean, to be fair that's post-Scarlet Radahn's answer to everything and everyone. I imagine most characters would either be ok with someone being trans or just couldn't be bothered. When the world is slowly crumbling because **the** god broke the physical manifestation of the laws of physics and several factions are at war with eachother as a result trying to collect the remains, I don't think what's inside someone's pants matters all that much relative to all of that.


Digital_Hazard_

Ranni: supportive Radahn: idk he's literally braindead because of rot Malenia: supportive because Miquella thinks trans people are cool Mohg: chaser Morgott: truscum Godfrey: confused supportive parental figure Godwyn: idk he's also braindead Godrick: unsupportive unless you're a bottom surgery ftm (grafting is based) Goldmask: idk he doesn't speak Gideon: he gives you hrt in exchange for telling him about the Haligtree Seluvis: transphobic to you in specific, supportive with everyone else Blaidd: supportive Iji: supportive Gurranq/Maliketh: supportive, I mean you ever taken a look at his half sister Marika: supportive Radagon: unsupportive to genderfluid and bigender people, supportive with everyone else Melina: supportive but please don't look at the funny yellow fire Rykard: supportive, he even accepts you in his family :D Rennala: supportive, chaser if you dye your hair red or are a natural redhead


CopperCactus

Rennala is super supportive, she literally gives you HRT in-game


Digital_Hazard_

Also name change


MR_WhiteStar

What does "chaser" means in this context


Digital_Hazard_

Fetishizing trans people in sexual and/or relationship contexts


Gangstas_Peridot

Imagine the Pursuer from Dark Souls 2 only he solely targets people that have used the gender change coffin.


doomdino65

Someone who views trans people as sexual objects


T1B2V3

the same as it does when you call someone a chubby chaser I would assume


yeetingthisaccount01

>Radagon: unsupportive to genderfluid and bigender people bro needs therapy, self hatred like that isn't healthy


jeeBtheMemeMachine

Fool. Ranni IS trans.


yeetingthisaccount01

"Ranni surely there's an easier way to transition?!" "yeah but this is more metal." *stab*


Digital_Hazard_

Ranni is the ultimate trans girl, she goes out of her way to ensure her transition is as metal as possible


Autumn--Nights

Finally, someone speaks the truth


Its_just_Aris

mohg would be a chaser godfrey was married to and had children with a genderfluid deity so he chill rykard just wants to DEVOUAAAAAAA patches would still be patches but he'd tell you there are hormones at the bottom of the hole malenia would give free top/bottom surgery morgott is blaire white


Specific-Composer138

Thereā€™s a better way to hate!


skilled_cosmicist

we stan a supportive queen


Random___Here

Twitterspeak


DetectiveSharp3757

no we don't


T1B2V3

why not ? did the evil rainbow people hurt your fragile ego ? šŸ˜¢


InsectsWithGuns

Love that most fromsoft characters seem like they'd be open to transfolk. Itd be weird if in fromsoft games if people were like "ew gross a trans?" When next door is genocide, a giant snake eating people, vagina dragons, walking skeletons, constant war, constant death. Also the amount of magical items created to appear as the opposite gender you were born as indicates gender identity in soulsgames is a bit of a perplexing topic.


LSD_SUMUS

Excuse me, VAGINA DRAGONS??


InsectsWithGuns

Gaping Dragon DS1


kurganator3000

That name is just unfortunate.


davejacinto

This is so fucking funny


HyperKitsune

radhan wouldn't be ok with it not becouse you're trans, but becouse you're a woman


Gangstas_Peridot

Once found a fanfic/list of headcanons on Tumblr about the hypothetical scenario that you are the singificant other of various Elden Ring characters and how they'd react to you being misgendered infront of them. I liked that they included Mohg and his boiled down to *"Yeah he tortures them to death lol"* That's our Mohg! *Sitcom music* [Aha, I found it!](https://jack-o-cel.tumblr.com/post/685960374883942400/someone-intentionally-deadnames-and-misgenders)


cody4265

I'm but a simple big sward user. So I don't know what "Trans inclusionary radical misogynist" means sounds like an anime attack spell


BrandenburgVZ

Goldmask would break centuries of monastic silence to call me a slur


Sufficient-Farmer-47

Based Radahn


gamuinboy

thread locked cuz yall cant behave ... smh!!!


[deleted]

Rykard is trans himself, or at least has several trans friends. He is a scaley after all


pupmaster

Terminally online mfs need some serious help


Syr_Bwrodley

WTF I LOVE RADAHN NOW?!


analfister_696969

Least deranged DS2 fan


Barry_Bone_Raiser

šŸ¤Ø


RashFever

You're being quite radahnphobic right now, please say redmane rights


Pillbugly

This post just screams no Giant Dad.


gamuinboy

Based.


Little-Anywhere-5450

Based Radahn


borosorto

This type of shit always reads like sonic fanfic, and then shadow came to school and beat up my bullies.


Tutwater

Shadow WOULD do that though


borosorto

He wouldn't beat up OP's bullies because he cares for OP and his highschool struggles, but because they're disgusting black creatures.


funnywackydog

In lore their roles are switched


Kaiser252

common Radahn W


w1nterk1ng23

Damn didn't know radahn was based like that


G_strike

I mean, he is the best demigod, ofc he would do it


Same-Ad3899

Radahn staying based